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ngwababe:
This is what I need now, like seriously!! !

I'm on my heat right now. How do I find your fathers village? Do I pass through ifitte bus stop or oguola junction?

Nothing annoys more than ops first reply to the initial post.


Imagine a young doc chiding a student in a friendly way and the student is building the Great Wall of China around herself just to appear tough. This is highly amusing.

A student playing hard to get to a Doctor Who sees pretty girls as patients everyday. Aside that, he got female colleagues who are as smart as he is. Yet, one girl would be replying chats with k,lol etc because she doesn't know his status.


I swear it is very funny

kimbraa:
If you were in her shoes, which would you go for?...a pretty girl for a date or 200k? Give us a sincere answer please.

You think I'd choose 1m over a date with djcuppy

This is heart breaking. The thing with guys who experience this is that they become unnecessarily tough and other women are treated like trash. Dude finds it difficult to love again and he sees all girls as men with pussiess

Hozier:
Great! You are explaining what you are good at, then further highlighting how you are great at it. We are saying the same thing.

I can as well say I'm good at creating businesses or seeing business opportunities. I have a created over 20 successful business franchises in the last 5 years and I'm currently at the final stage of floating a big business in the real estate industry.

See?

Now.. This is what I'm talking about. Having read this, I'm having this curiosity to know and connect with you because not every one can manage s business.


For example, I can learn acquire a new skill and connect with you to monetize that skill since that is your forte.. This thread could have been bomb

Imagine this thread was started like this.... It was hijacked :

Hozier:
Because that is what the thread is about. It isn't about bragging about your accomplishments but about what are good at and what you can do, not what you have done.

Understood sire but don't you think it would be more fun if it was like this.

I can do virtually everything. I can start a new career and become successful in that within months. I already am this and that and those.


This up there is what could really make you brag. Not singing,dancing and like that third black bird said keeping secrets






Third black bird... It's Play I am play ooo

Blackhawk03:
Eh! Babym, don't brag about that your account balance oooo. I can't be chasing girls off you biko. \

Which account?

I'm your regular guy jare

I'm shocked no one is bragging about financial accomplishments or something like that. Everyone is just saying what every Tom dick and Harry can do.


I was expecting to see I'm 24 and fucking millionaire. By the end of this year, I would own a this and that. I motherfuckking got my first millions at age 20


More like this


P. S. I have nothing to brag about. I only have blackhawk03 or so I think

Hmm

Both my work place paid salaries on the 15 Dec. The next payment is on the 72nd of January....
I doubt developers are affected by the festive periods. I'm not

ayoncox:
There is a solution for that bro, can we communicate outside of here. You can mail me on ajideayodeji@gmail.com I will give you my contact from there. We must support one another.

Lol.. You make sound like I have a big problem.

My problem is making a choice bro. I don't think you can be of much help. It's God I need to pray to


Thanks anyways

Blackhawk03:
Mumu rat, all these your agbaya acts must stop ooo.

Gotcha

Oya respect your old age and send me a message. My phone e have lost.

Blackhawk03:
Hahahaha

But, I still said I like you na.

Big head is like a general name for me. Applicable to both genders.

Yeye mosquito.. You have never wish me happy new year....



All these girls of nowadays... No respect.


Do so on whatsapp with your mosquito hand

Blackhawk03:
Lol. I don't even know, I mostly just come out straight. I like you. Shikena.

Why is you lying?

It's big head and Mumu rat you used to talk

Abi you haf change ni

Guys and babes wahala.. This is very funny.

A quick one op. Do their babes receive overtime,quarterly bonus ,leave bonus etc ?
Do your guys have a KPI form for their babes too?

deafeyez:
Before I write something more serious, I want to ask you one question first. Can you sit down and gist with a woman, be it your female friends, sisters, mother or gf. Just free gisting, no nothing attached. You discuss from one topic to another?

That depends oooo. I can discuss everything that isn't entertainment with anyone male and female alike e.g if you brought up topics of whizkid and davido and musical awards etc. I wouldn't contribute much cos I would be lost. Everything other thing comes easy...

queenfav:
A similar thing happened to a lady in Warri. She went clubbing with a guy and his friend. On getting to the hotel room, the guy tried to knack, she refused. The bros called his friend to come and share a room with him and the babe,saying there was no need for his guy to waste money on hotel bill since he wasn't going to smash that night. The babe slept at the edge of the bed alongside the guy and his friend. I asked the guy giving me the gist why she didn't leave to go get her own room?He told me she didn't have any money or ATM card with her. I mean what if they had gang raped her? Or started touching her at night?This babe did the right thing jare! That's why a woman should hold her own financially, to avoid some embarrassing situations. The guy goofed! The babe is the real MVP!

Honestly that dude is a true gentleman. Some other guy wouldn't have just called their guys into the room he would have asked her to leave the room since she wasn't contributing meaningfully to the room.

Rukkydelta:
Tommorrow

Y tomorrow.

Whats wrong with tonight

Rukkydelta:
I normally give him #1000

When can I come to your house? I need my own #1000

tallskinnyperv:
uve neva dated bro...

I would say you are right if dating isn't what I think it is. I can't believe you lot give girls money when they come visiting. The only time I dated a babe who wasn't doing anything was when I was in 100level and she was living in the neighbourhood so there was no tfare to give. I'm sapiosexual my dear. At my age and with my status, my colleagues would mock me for years if I date someone who can't pay the small price of beholding her supposed lover. The only reason that would make me give a girl some money after visiting is if she came from the north or outside the country.

We can't be living in the same state and you want me to give you money because you came to see me and you call yourself my babe..

My B-Day.. I buy you gift,

your B-Day, I buy you gift.


I come to see you , I drop some money with you

You come to see me, you take some money.

If the above is your type of girl, you are a side dude.


Also, you are not wrong. I'm currently not dating

Karleb:
Does this mean you're a Doctor and a programmer at the same time?

You are not wrong. A developer preferably

deafeyez:
You have not been in a serious relationship because you select girls, u need a girl that will love and be alone for you. You don't like runs girls and slay queens. But do you know, you can actually have a girl and spend a little at the beginning and never spend much after ward. My friend call it show working. You don't have to buy a twenty thousand naira phone but you can show her you care with powerful seduction language any woman will love you for ever including hot sex.
I have not spent much on women and they keep on complaining. They love me but they think am stingy. Now I am learning to spend with wisdom.
Bros, you must be feeling the heat of not having a girl and u don't love going to brothels.
Pick one and master the art of seduction. You will appreciate women.

You are not wrong.

I select alot. I need a woman and when I see one that catches my fancy. I try to connect. If she gives me all those initial feminine shenanigans for too long, I lose interest.


I have been trying to make conscious effort to get one and marry her but it isn't working....

Something happened in my family house recently. All my siblings including I went home to celebrate Christmas. They all came with their babes.. The one person who didn't just video called. My brothers were just laughing at me (we had an unplanned playful competition :who has the prettiest woman) .. And to think that I am the eldest and have more money than them was just dissapointing.

Don't get me wrong. Getting a girl friend isn't the problem. I have a few who visit every other weekend.

This op and I are in the same dilemma. Choosing a good partner is the most difficult task any sane guy would accomplish..

I'm weak typing this. I have written efficient and reliable codes in form of apps and software, I have found errors in a banking application and fixed them. I have provided medical solutions to my patients, I have also found the root cause of their ailment and provided them the best therapy but in all this... I can't find a woman :

amani63:
what if in a case your Bae is UNI student,you will expect money to fall on her

Lol. Just a quick question. Do these babes ask for this money or you just give it to them?

Second, I finished from the uni too. One time, someone came from ondo to edo (where I was schooling) to see me. I didn't give her anything. Of course, she called me for other things and I obliged. But certainly not because she came..

doctorkush:
whar sort of question is this

He already said he plays candy crush ...

I'm curious why a young able man would play games all day. That's why I asked. I understand if that is his source of income. But if not, I'm curious to know why and how he lives each day

amani63:
my brother that's why you suffer from heart breaks always

Hahaha


I think the problem is that the kind of babes you roll with do not have jobs. Of course, I know I can send money to my woman when there's a genuine need but certainly not because she came visiting... Is the money for tfare or what?

I'm serious. I have never given a girl any money just bbecause she came visiting. From my secondary school days to date

Something just happened right now. Kim changed her initial post after the op declined her friend request (joke or not).

Just an innocent question. What do you do all day?

Do people give their babes money when they come visiting?

What is the money for?

I have never done that.

All I need is someone to cook starch and banga soup for me during the day and intimacy at night.. That is not too much na

Blackhawk03:
Get your arse to Ibadan

U sure it's arse u want or d... Lol

Blackhawk03:
Boiz2men! Merry Christmas hunnie

Same to you bae... Wish I could buy u a drink