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pocohantas:

Can you please tell me Why you are angry with me ? I promise I will change

pocohantas:
Shebi you dey form hard man?
I thought men don't need attention in a relationship.
Continue moving on o...na your work.

Lol.. See trolling. Form hard man ke?

It's you people that do that na.

Not like I need attention or something but our case was something else. I have a 9 to 5 job on weekdays, then I close from work and retire home to do some runs job. On Saturday, I do another job where I consult from 10 to 3. Yet, I still called her and try to have a chat with her almost everyday. But my messages get replied the next day.. Can she be busier than this? It's unfortunate I have zero tolerance for all these una shakara and yanga... I see ladies every day... Why should one be feeling too big when her father is not in Forbes list...


Yesoo I move on very fast. Babes begin to wonder if I ever loved them... I used to beg ladies a lot sha... And I still got hurt..

pocohantas:
Since this is the keyword today, find attached my project work

Topic: Who will be worst affected by widespread adoption of sex dolls?

Case study: NIGERIA.

Hypothesis 1: Males won't be worst affected.
Hypothesis 2 : Females won't be worst affected.

Observations:

>Sex dolls currently cost about N800,000.
>Nigeria with over 180million people.
>Over half of this population are living in poverty (i.e) below $1 a day.
>Minimum wage is N18000 = N216,000/annum.
>Npower is N30000 = N360,000/annum.
>NYSC allowance is N19800 = N237,600/annum .
>Unemployment rate was 18.8% Q3/2017.
>The average Nigerian saves less than N60,000 in a year. As at 2015, NDIC made it known that 2% of Nigerians, account for over 90% of deposits in banks. Those 2% are definitely not here shouting we want sex dolls.
>The average Nigerian has a starting salary of less than 20k. Yea, we all remember that first teaching job, cybercafe attendant, secretary/receptionist...etc.
>The average Nigerian youth is either living in their parents house or sharing space with a friend. You need private space for that damn thing.

Conclusion: No gender will be worst affected. There will be no sales boom of sex dolls in Nigeria [amongst average Nigerians] for now. There'll still be enough men and women to go round for interested parties. A very minute percentage of the population will buy that doll, this includes males & females. Deeldos sold, maybe because of affordability [and portability].


Recommendation: Wake up, you're in Nigeria. A hypocritical conservative shithole Most of us are hustling, broke, upcoming, not buoyant enough...etc.

Reference: Poco .J. Smith, "Sex Robots? Societal and Economical Menace or Not?"

You marvel me a lot Pocohantas...

[quote author=Blackhawk01 post=64216717][/quote]Madam what I do

tiffanyfan:
What if I have and if I haven't will it add to my bank account

You just failed this simple waec letter writing test.

Head == 0
Body == 0
Conclusion == 0
Mechanical accuracy == -2
content == -50


You better go and reply that mail before I vex. If I vex, na lips I dey bite ooo

tiffanyfan:
Don't be too sure that they don't their right from left, some of them might even know more than you, it all depends on how are they are brought up and their environment

Can you explain in not more than 250 words why you have failed to reply that mail?

Op.. You look cool.

Gloryr:
How a sane adult will believe that he will make money by using the blood of another human being beats my imagination.

Ritual is false....it doesn't exist....too much home movieso have messed up your thinking.

You might think that your are a very smart person by saying this. Your might even think you are very intelligent because you argue with facts,figures and evidence but believe when it comes to truth about life and death.. You lot who wait for evidence are the dumbest.



I'm sure you also think there are no witches. but the witches on nl will be laughing at you right now...

[quote author=Kylekent595 post=64162967][/quote]The thing with persistent scam is that weak people would start giving thoughts to it and that's where they lose big time.


Everyone out there. Trust your judgment

Any lady who is has a drive for academics and is still below 25 would not take you serious especially if she is very brilliant.


The babe I was supposedly dating was a masters student. She eventually graduated as the best student. Babe won a scholarship to study in us for her PhD.... While she was in Nigeria, we hardly have a good chat cos she was so busy with books or so she told me... I just lost interest and moved on...

I'm just shocked girls want to be happy by spending money that's not theirs but can't seem to give sex to make their guy happy.. That's selfish

jerrybakermillz:
North again

Trust me this is no news ,in 3month's time these boiz2men will be enlisted into the Nigeria Army

Trust me their forms is ready and they don't need to go through training again since they can fire a gun already

Nigerians please meet General Aliyu Saudi Sanusi and General Mustafa Daura Lai, been in active services since the age of 18 and 20 respectively and decorated with a Valor medallions each

Huh

biacan:
You nor dey fear see this guy

Juju dey your face ni?

ladyF:
Yes sir. Our office is in Ikeja. When should we be expecting you?

www.ladyfexchange.com

You don't buy?

biacan:
A man that can't govern his emotions shouldn't be taken seriously

.if I bite your lips eh

And the sex in question hasn't commented

biacan:
Note :-
Not every visit requires sex so you should learn how to be respectful......

can't you have a normal conversation there might be some issues disturbing her and she was hoping to have a normal conversation with with......but most of you guys if a lady comes to your house the moment you see her all what you're thinking is sex sex sex sex 99% of Nigerian men are dealing with lust even in marriage and they don't know it

You want to blame us..


Blame the hormones jare

biacan:
Real guys nor how to put ladies on their mood even if they don't want to......

a wise man will nor a lady he can throw advance to immediate she steps her foot in his house.....but for some ladies through their body language you can tell that you she don't want to get intimate

Na lie.. Some of you don't have mood.. Some are like stones....

Yes for others... They seem to give this funny look....


But why would you as a lady go to see a guy when you know he lives alone. What are you expecting, you guys would conduct praise and worship.?


I think a lady who goesto see a guy is already free with the guy...

Some would not throw any advances but expects you to miraculously know that they want you

biacan:
The shape of your .....


but how do you handle this issue of a girl in your house and she start making advances towards you...... you go tell me say u never do am before cause some girls are like that if they visit you and you didn't sex them they will never come back again

This last statement is a big issue.

If you don't sex her. She won't come again. If we try to and she refuses and we didn't pester, she would not come again. If we pester,she will get angry immediately and say I'm leaving.. And she won't come again..




Why are you people like this na

I would go twice.

First with blawkhawk03


Then with Pocohantas

arrestdarrester:
Be wary of bitcoin

Could you please tell me why?

ladyF:
I can't even use my money to do any of the above. I'd rather use it to buy bitcoin when it dips. Bitcoin is bae!

It's LadyF again.

Do you stay in Lagos? I like to buy some

ngwababe:
Funny you!

Well I'm sure you didn't laugh

pocohantas:
Anything wrong with that?

No I'm a lover of one too. I downloaded boss baby not too long ago



Anyway, my eyes are heavy with sleep. TTYL

pocohantas:
Where I wan start from now?
I like the cartoon, and the name was perfect for me as at when I wanted to register.

You still watch cartoons

hibiscus76:
you're welcome.
Hi too

I wouldn't want to derail this thread. Do you mind?

Or don't you reply pms too?


(that cliche is well known on here. I checked your signature and personal text, I didn't see that)

hibiscus76:
well, I have quite an active sense of humour but i wouldn't tolerate you sexualizing me. It's wrong in every sense.. You could just say hi without laying emphasis on my chest

Alright, point noted. Maybe I just wanted to say "hey miss, your booobs look attractive" without sounding pervasive

That was a subtle compliment with a little humour.

So hi

pocohantas:
Yes of course. I only changed the vowel placements to avoid spamming my mentions. It's one of my favourite cartoons.

I watched that forever ago. What's the storyline? And what about the story made you adopt the name?

hibiscus76:
quit misbehaving.

Aren't you too old for that?

I'm shocked how you found out I ain't young.

Two things..

You on your period or you have zero sense of humor

RoyalBlak007:
17

Pocohantas
..is this the inspiration behind your name

hibiscus76:
Pervert spotted

No na. Only yorubas are entitled to have the extinct mammoths on their chest.

Can you please explain to the honourable court how that found their way to your chest?

hibiscus76:
NO.... Why?

He probably thinks mammoths are not extinct as science tells us but they have found a way to your chest