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What I know is that the answer to this chioma riddle will be off like the wole riddle

This riddle is just plain dumb. Nothing in the explanation suggests he is a pedophile. Who told this op that pedophiles don't have erectins when they see attractive girls

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
No I don't. Why asking

you sounded elated cos you reduce received a quote from that guy

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Buhaaahhhhaaahaaahaa... Dude you carry dîck, why isn't it working out so well for y'all? Surprised you mentioned me though

Do you have esteem issues?

Apina:
Did u think or listen to yourself when typing this crap? Do u know d difference between assumptions and facts? You couldnt answer even 1 of the questions I asked and u call that load of bunkum facts. I dont have to be a catholic to be allegic to stupidity

Read up blue balls you ignorant mortal. You think everyone can withstand that?

You were actually waiting for an answer to your baseless question.

Apina:
How many catholic priests are there in the world? How many do u know personally? Wats virginity? If afyer reading these questions and u still havent realized how stupid u are, then u must be irredeemable

you must be a Catholic. Did I break your heart by stating the obvious? You must really think your priests are infallible. I'm sorry, that are not. They are humans not gods. Even angels came down from heaven to have sex with earthly women. How much less man that has blood.

If any catholic priests is celibate, he prolly touches himself.

You must be smart to call one stupid.
and with all your wisdom and smartness, you missed such a fact..


Didn't the Pharisees think they were holier than Jesus?

You feel smarter now. I'm not surprised.

adahlee:
So......
They should masturbate or do MouthAction?
If u ask me, sex is sex, regardless......
But what do I know sha

actually there are no true virgins anywhere in the world. Its a hoax.

even catholic priests are not. they masturbate.

So u are not alone.

other than the fact that a virgin is thought to not promiscous in the marriage, there is nothing more to it.

its just a piece of tissue. Virginity is overhyped. even sex too. We will all get tired of everything

Phythondancer:
yeah it doesnt till you find out you have sold your peace

you sell what you have abi?
Biko.. If people are saying they have one connect in the Army. Me sef go join cos of you.

Now this is what we gonna do.

1. I will send you a pm
2. You will reply it.
3. We will exchange whatsapp contacts.

It's that simple.

Phythondancer:
Desires bawo I believe you mean you wanna enlist ba

lol.. what were u thinking @desires

yes na, having a rank in the army doesnt sound bad

Phythondancer:
Einstein ! no na, I am a medical practitioner in the Army

Hmm.. I have always loved the army. I'm medical too. How can we help ourselves to achieve our desires

kimbraa:
If you think your life is pitiful as a male, then try being a girl in your next life.

why do you always perceive competition whenever q topic seems to dignify the male gender?
The op didn't in any way make the female child less important in his post but somehow you were "SMART" enough to read between the lines.


The world doesn't revolve around any gender in particular. Its all about what can you offer.


The op made a subtle yet salient point about a 12 year old changing the power phase.



Yet all you had to say was "try to be a girl" as if there was an unannounced competition.



Just my opinion though your highness

shaybebaby:
Define genuine?

Lol.. I meant if what he said actually happened.

shaybebaby:
You are assuming the lady in question doesn't own hers.

Which makes it near impossible to respond to the guy alighting from a keke.

The truth most of you are highly materialistic. If that guy is genuine. I can almost tell that one of your sisters left him for a guy with a car.

MissRaine69:
That only happens if a man is aroused repeatedly but does not get to release anything . This causes temporary fluid congestion to build up in the testicles accompanied by testicular pain. The proper name is vasocongestion.

Blue balls

UyaiIncomparabl:
I have. The question contains no meaningful content, thus will relay no answer to it.

I'm off!

You know in your inner deep it does. You are just being careful about your response so you don't shoot yourself in the foot.

That guys point is this...

"it's easier to woo a lady when you are in a car"

UyaiIncomparabl:
What's my business with their self-acclaimed cars?
I don't see that piece of trash as an achievement. It's a total liability. Only gullible girls fall/and will continue to fall for such. I'm not a saint, neither am I trying to paint myself so perfect. The bottom line is- NO ONE really cares.

You didn't answer the question my dear.
Let's assume you don't care about their piece of trash.

Who has more chances of getting your attention



I'm not supporting that guy in any way but he didn't say anything short of the truth. He may have said it in a bitter way so as to hurt. But unfortunately, it's the naked truth. The fact that you deliberately failed to answer the question gives credence to that guys statement.

Imapearl:
Can i

Slap you please

UyaiIncomparabl:
After reading this balderdash you penned down, I couldn't but help to shake my head in disaffirmation. You're a total DISGRACE to Man. You simply portray no sense of emulation. What's these?
Advising someone to go get a trashy 'self acclaimed' Camry car to woo and impress ladies?
Argh! You nauseate me!
You're just a total show-off. Men like you seem to be bland and drab concerning the happenings of the society. You simply have nothing to show forth. If 'Women' are useless and cheap as mentioned, I suppose your mother must have been dealt with sexually countless times with a vast number of men. Little wonder, the stupidity lingers on. I implore you to see and respect women. We are not all that it seems. I'm not here to preach, nor do I comment on threads, but this? No, I will not pass. I hope you'll be sent to the purgatory to be cleansed off your obnoxious and stench-filled aura. It's highly contagious!
Having said these, I come to conclude that you're a bad example to other men.
Mind your comments!

Be honest, if two men called you at the same time. One standing by his muscle and the other just alighting from a keke..


All things being equal.. They wore same clothes,perfume and are identical twins


Who would you respond to?


Also, what informed your choice in responding to either of them?




Don't get it twisted. Its an innocent question. I think that guy might have had an ugly experience with women. Hence his commments...

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No doubt you work in Google.

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Freewt:
You asked for 10k and your dad told you he will give you in the morning before he
leaves for work, this is after he has thoroughly scrutinised what you needed the
money for,all the questions he asked is already making you angry.
Through out the night the man couldn't sleep because he was thinking of how to
give you his last 10k.
Morning came and he called you into the room to give you 9k instead of 10k and
you squeezed your face in discontent and reluctantly said thank you after
complaining its not complete.
Your mum after seeing this will not say anything but will meet you in your room
where your dad isn't and give you 2k from her own money and say "don't mind him,
use this one to complete it" smile from nowhere will enclave your face, you quickly
go to facebook and whatsapp to write "i have the best mum in the world, i love my
mum".
Now your dad had gone out again with just 1k in his pocket home and abroad to
top up fuel or use as transport to work.
He will never let you see this because he is a MAN.
Always try to appreciate your Dad for no reason because you won't know how your
life would have turned out without a fatherly figure in it..
Dads are priceless too o!...

wonderful piece this is. this happened in my home as a student.

XhosaNostra:
Not every lady wants marriage, we like our freedom too. The thought of going to bed with a bag of chips, instead of cooking a big meal for a husband & kids, sounds more enticing to me. Another thing is, when you live alone things stay the same, you don't have to tidy up after someone else. You can also do whatever the hell you want without having to check-in with the "head office" before making decisions or going anywhere. So basically, you're a free bird & life is on your terms.

Sigh. Looks divine from where I'm sitting.

You sound so tough. But we know you ain't. You shall soon find love.

Homeboiy:
But how Buhari take convince Aisha say he won marry am

You sure say Aisha nor b 11 years wen baba start to dey yansh am

Ebuka2016:


typical chatting with a Nigeria girl:

Boy: Hi dear...
Girl: Hy
Boy: kinda feel like I should get to mingle with you because I love the way you carry yourself. You behave In a mature way and I definitely love mature ladies.
Girl: Ok
Boy: ok, am Ebuka..studied mass communication at UNN. Just fresh out from school and waiting to be posted. What about you
Girl: hmm..
Boy: skul was really fun, Imagine rummie locking his pot of soup with a padlock because UNN peeps are fond of reaping where they did not sow. They steal like there is no 2mao...lmao. So which skul did you attend??
Girl: awww
Boy: umm, it would be really nice if we can get to meet each other so we can get to know more about ourselves
Girl: .... why?
Boy: Z. mtcheew


You think you are doing me??

you are doing yourself!

Nigeria girls shakara will not even allow them chat like normal human beings. They will bore you to death. leta, dem be looking for missing rib like...

I would have stopped after she replied with that hmm


Only the ones who think they are pretty do that sha.. And cos guys give them attention.

tiffanyfan:
Yes he can, but blind guys like you cannot

Hmm.. How do we know them when we see them

Angelababy43:
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IS YOURS

USERNAME:- Angelababy43

PASSWORD:- wapwap

is that supposed to be a proof that it isn't scam?

tiffanyfan:
Uncle be careful o, you can never predict who u gonna fall in love with. NEVER SAY NEVER

lol. what is this one saying

I don't know about others but it matters to me. I can't marry a Yoruba lady. In fact, I consider Yoruba people annoying.

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I think I know you op.

Masters of the eye

Tell Dr. O. Aw.... I said hi