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NBA? I LOVE THIS GAME

My 2nd love after football.

My teams? Dallas Mavericks, San Antonio Spurs, Phoenix Suns and Miami Heat

Players? They are just too many!

Shaq, T-Mac, Amare Stoudamire, Nowitzky, Nash, Ben Wallace, Jermaine Oneal, Duncan, Rip Hamilton, Webber, Manu Ginobli.

There is this guy, Penny, Afernee Hardaway. Wonder where he is now, I love him too.

Oga has it ever occured to you that:

at a time Arsenal was unbeaten and couldn't make any impact in Europe

United was crushing all oppositions in England and fumbling in Europe.

Chelsea can be beating any team in England because this is their own era but we are talking about Europe this time around.

Chelsea in no match for Barca ANYDAY ANYTIME!

So Oga, I hope ur heart is beating normally now coz I am sure you would have suffered some bouts of attack yesterday. Pele so ti gbo!

RIP CHELSEA!

Of a truth, Barca na master

Akolawole:
Excuses or facts.

Its Chelsea today, it may be Arsenal tommorow

Consolation Time!      

Sorry Oga Kola, you have been doing all the talk for the loud mouth (Mourinho) all these days. But yesterday was a time Chelski had no hiding place. Maybe without the red card Barca would have been merciless.  

Let's face fact, if Messi had not jumped, Del Horno would have sent him straight to an hospital, so to me the card is DESERVED!

Jose is saying the red card distorted his plan. Loud Mouth! he will always find an excuse  

Two weeks time, I pity Chelsea. We will be having their Obituary that day. Walahi  

Barca 4 EVER

Akolawole:
Excuses or facts.

Its Chelsea today, it may be Arsenal tommorow

Consolation Time!     

Sorry Oga Kola, you have been doing all the talk for the loud mouth (Mourinho) all these days. But yesterday was a time Chelski had no hiding place. Maybe without the red card Barca would have been merciless.   

Let's face fact, if Messi had not jumped, Del Horno would have sent him straight to an hospital, so to me the card is DESERVED!

Jose is saying the red card distorted his plan. Loud Mouth! he will always find an excuse 

Two weeks time, I pity Chelsea. We will be having their Obituary that day. Walahi 

Barca 4 EVER

congrats man 4 your lady. You should be very proud of her!

My regards to her

A cousin of mine was telling me of what transpired in church last week.

A lady that was wickedly infected with HIV by her husband was brought to share her experience with everybody in church
and what she said was that the whole world has turn promiscuous. That no lady can be trusted any longer (mine excluded sha), she now made the statement that all the ladies are doing it, even those in church And that those that that claim to be descent would have slept with like 3 men! I was shocked to hear that

My first question was where she got the statistics from. Though I have been taught not to trust anyone but I know some descent ladies who have NEVER tasted it before talk less of been laid by 3 men

What do you think guys? Do you think there are still ladies you can vouch for? if you are lady what do you say to this?

Olu Abuja:
Na wa o for this kain talk.

Recently i had that my younger brother (37yrs) just kicked out his fiancee because she did not get pregnant within the last 4months of 2005. They have been dating for 2 years and i guess they must have chopped the forbidden fruit.

Men, i was angry and called him in Lagos (Lagos boys are always trying to be smart) to rebuke him strongly. He totally refused to take the girl back. He said age is no more on his side and he couldn't afford to be messed arround for too long by the girl.

Another case is an older cousin of mine. Very rich guy who married a pretty lady from Ebute Metta. I remember that the wedding reception was held at the National Arts Thearter in Lagos. After a few months of marriage, it was discovered that the lady did not have a womb. My cousin was devastated and had to be coming to my house to cry everyday. Of course that marriage crashed and this my big cousin has not openned his heart to another woman since that time.

MAY GOD HELP ALL OF US.

Olu thank God you are married o. If you are not, what would you have done? Gone with ur Jnr or what? This is really a case of confusion break bone.

As for me, no tasting o. There is nothing to taste. Do U all want to know what my lady used to say? "Dis thing is for you 4ever, so U've got to wait for the time you can have it all to urself!

If she can't get pregnant for me after then, I will leave everything to God.

A Pastor's wife was barren for over 10 years of marriage. I was in their church when she was encouraging other women with one problem or the other. That was November but just some few weeks, she was giving testimony of her taking in to the delight of everybody.

Been barren or infertile or sterile or whatever biological or scientific name you want, is not the end of the world.

Walahi g benga, I want to accuse you of piracy. You stole this topic from my mind. How did U know what I was thinking of posting?  

What will I do? This is a tough nut to crack o. Ha! imagine the bobo boasting to all his guyz that his dearie has never been laid  only to find out the truth later

Omo the house no go contain the 2 of us oooo      

All the same remember the vow: 4 BETA 4 WORSE

nightrider:
who scored Nigeria's only goal against Algeria in the 5-1 drubbing of the eagles.

is this another question or what?

bagoma:
@ bolaoni, you cracked me up with your post o
but i hardly hear them sing those songs. for me, whenever the eagles are in trouble all i hear is;
you delivered paul and silas,
you delivered paul and silas
you will also deliver us.

or
kpo ya chukwu no oga za
kpo ya chukwu no oga za e
messiah onye obioma
kpo ya chukwu no oga za a

Do you understand yoruba @ all? if you do, you will hear those songs

One truth about all Chelsea fans are that they have no locus standi!

Let me ask how many of you guys hailing Chelsea now were Chelsea's fan about 3 or 4 seasons ago. Bloody ashewos. You were all attracted to Chelsea when Abrahomovic started his spending spree because you always want to be on the winning side. I am sure if another team rises now, you will move along singing their praises.

If you want to take me on on this, I'm ready for ya all. Tell me when did you start following Chelsea? Yeye

Watching that game again Liverpool is sickening. Imagine a whole Henry looking like a passenger on the field of play. Adebayor tried but couldn't find his bearing as well.

I only noticed Pires on the field of play when he was substituted

The mistake of selling Viera is so grave that Arsenal will continue to pay for it even into next season if they don't buy a QUALITY player.

I wonder what Wenger means by his C & S when most of their passes were going to the opponent. Abeg did they even play any corner kick? At a point I was seeing 13 - 0 for corners . That should be C & S abi?

bagoma:
united for where?
man united ko, woman united ni ,

Bagoma, I don dey like you b4 but as u come tasi United means, you may not be my friend again.

UNITED is facing its own trying times and WE ARE GOING TO BE BACK to where we belong: THE TOP

Akolawole:
@Bagoma
Enemity of highest order

if we are catching cold,What would Barca do after losing two matches?

Oga Chelsea, Remember that Baba Agba, Ronaldinho, Deco and Messi didn't play the last game. Valencia for hear wien if the trio had played.

But there is really no hiding place for chelsea next week.

Jezgirl:
but i will make sure i correct d baby where necessary so that she won't grow up n be usin stick 2 beat me or people around him/her.

How will you achieve this Ma'am, since she is a baby?

Retaliate or just let it go being that jnr is a small baby.

Opinions please.

K2DaC,

Nice job!

Maybe those who are Graphics oriented in this forum should help in creating a logo for NL then we all can vote for the one we think is good for use.

What do ya all think?

mapet:
Where can I get a complete download of the match Nig-Tun. please no bit torrent because the firewall in my office is blockling it

Sorry which mapet is this? The one on KON or just a coincidence?

Just curious

Akolawole:
Tell them Walaky, they thought Barca had nicked it already. Imagine!

Mr. Chelsea, abeg tell us what happened on Saturday against 'Boro

Abeg we wan know o ooo

Akolawole:
Members had dissapointed me in Quiz 6 and 7.
Where is BolaOni, Slary, Teeroy,Pie1ect,Bagoma 's response to those Quiz?

Is it too hard or what?
Can you please give us Quiz as well to make this section interesting?

Bros,

Sorry for not participating in your last two quiz. Apart from them being difficult, I have been quite busy.

I will like to send in some questions for you to use but that may not be immediate.

Well Answers to the quiz now:

1) Me think there are two Oga in the NFSC now; the Chairman and the President General. Chairman in Alh. Yusuf Adenrele and The PG is Chief Rafiu Ladipo.

2) The songs?

a) Once Naija is in trouble we hear:

"Sha ma sin wa lo'

Sha ma sin wa lo,

Oluwa sha ma sin wa lo"

b) Another trouble-oriented song:

"He is a miracle working God

He is a miracle working God

He's the Alpha and Omega,

He is a miracle working God"

c) But when there is a narrow escape we all hear:

"Baba ti ba wa se,

Baba ti ba wa se o,

Ohun to nja wa laya,

Baba ti ba wa se"

Akolawole:
From time immemorial CAF is either favouring north africans or cameroun.
By the grace of God, the Ivorians will win(Amen).

Amen! Amen!! Amen!!!

Why did CAF do such a thing? That means the ground is not level again

Actually, me think it is definitely not all about victory or the defeat, it is all about the manner in which both were achieved.

Most of the games we won were done unconvincingly and the defeat? SHAMEFUL. If we had lost galantly, nobody will be complaing, but how can we wun without putting up a fight? That is the most ridiculous of it all. Did our boys come to the field with the mind that CIV has carried the day?

Just watch that game again and see my own point of view.

prettyH:
Nija see how u guys are finishing the boys as if theses same weaknesses have not been prevalent through out the competition.

Thank you Pretty. I wonder at times what is wrong with us as a nation. We celebrate mediocrity to high heavens until we get disappointed. It was very obvious that our stay in the ACN is jus a matter of time, yet we carried on as if all was well. I was just watching where this will take us and as today seem to be that D-Day.

A more productive Cameroun couldn't beat CIV how much more our disorganised team. Come to think of it, did we even have any biz playing in this stage of the competition? Look at the manner our boys were playing! As if there was nothing t stake. A gmae we started on a poor note and couldn't even raise the tempo at all. Cameroun's game against CIV wasn't that interesting but today's own is WORST!

God will help us sha

This would have been a better argument if it was started years ago. But personally I think the mistake Okocha made that really affected his career, is his decision to go to Turkey. That ruined all the chances he had to become a great player.

He was a budding talent who should have gone where his game will be helped to grow, but he decided otherwise and headed to a country that cannot be given attention when the issue of club football is being discussed. He shot himself in the leg and he couldn't get his game up again. From PSG, Okocha should have gone to a bigger club or if he couldn't secure one, should have gone to a club that is on the same level with PSG, but Alas! He decided otherwise. At times I wonder if this players have good advisers at all.

The Ivoriens didn't come to play against Cameroun. Their negative football pissed me off that day. I hope they play game against us and we will show them pepper.

Also think Cameroun was kindda lukewarm in that game, Etoo came to enjoy himself on the field of play and not to win. They paid dearly for that mistake.

Bros na wa o. I hope this isn't too much for a newbie like me sha.

Well lemme try my best, when I'm hooked, I'll call 4 help!

BTW, thanks so much 4 the challenge

Thanks Man.

Ur suggestions are noted!



Can you please suggest any project for a beginner?

I will like to work on that too.

I watched Hossam Hassan score yesterday and was like how many of those who played after Egypt 86 and claimed to be much younger than him are still around!

God Help us oooo.

Hi guys, thanks so much for all these wonderful posts, especially skima and sbu.

At the beginning of the year, don't know JACK about PHP/MySQL but this thread and other provided a source of motivation for me. I just decided to check out Google and I saw tonnes of tutorials. Picked up the pick of the pack and it was solid GEM

Now I can create a basic database. Hope to commence a DB-driven website project SOON!

Thanks so much guys, I love ya all.

Bola

demmy:
Why are people still wasting time making personal sites? Nobody visit static personal sites anymore. If you have something to say get a blog, say something useful and there is your ad. Or if you have interesting forum site (like Nairaland) or CMS (like nigerianbloggers etc) or news site (e.g nigeriaworld) Outsides of these, personal static sites wont get you traffic.

Of what use is a blog when it is not know? Do people visit sites they don't know exist?

brushparke:
Well if you are not in a hurry for attention, getting your site noticed is not too difficult.
The truth is i have been able to generate quite an encouraging traffic to my knew site
www.hostportfolio.com through search engines.Not just vistors. I am actually selling.
Apart from pay per click advertising,
which is capital intensive, i think search engines are where you should concentrate
your efforts.The fact still remains that 70%-80% of website traffic come from search
engines. So to get enough attention, start while designing your site.That is, make your site
search engine friendly.
I have done this to my knew site and i am not regreting.The site is just about 2 months old.
It took about 3 weeks for it to become indexed in The major search engines and i am even suprised
at the number of unique visits it receives daily.Soon i'll redesign all my sites to be search engine
friendly.
You can also get targeted traffic from forums like www.nairaland.com.But here
you have to be careful and must not go against the rules of the forum.Let your contributions
be well researched and soon you'll add reputation to marketting.
Then newspaper adverts in your niche area is also very efficient.But these are more expensive
options.

Brush, visited hostportfolio and checked the meta tags, what is your ranking on the search engines? I think this is very important in getting SE traffics. But I believe you've got a good strategy going on there.

Well, IMO, I used free means to get visitors to my website. I run a motivational website and the traffic has been encouraging. I write a lot of articles and do some online Joint Ventures with website owners in my niche. I have several websites linking to my website and they drive FREE traffic to my site anyday any time without me spending a dime. Article writing is easy and a long-term means of getting known online.

If you want to get quick traffic then it has to be through PPC and several paid adverts.

I hope this helps.

Bros Kola is always good at shying away from the truth now. I wonder if he is into PR or Management

The fact that you know this players is not a matter of anybody's concern. Let's say the truth even if it hurts. For how long are we going to continue in this manner?

Akolawole:
I don't look at books neither do i check anything before i give football questions, i will never never run out of questions. I am previliledge to watch a lot of footbal matches and trainning matches of IICC, Leventis united and virtually all national teams matches in Ibadan and one other country.
Ok, i will give another sets of questions today.

Baba Agba. I envy your records o. But me sef go dey await your questions jare.