₦airaland Forum

Pretty weird stuff y'all got in here.
Cool though.

ROTFLMFAO!!
OMG! U crack me up!

Meeeeen we beat d ladies hands down on this one.
  Mind u,"doesn't cook" don't mean "can't cook" O!

Stella Damasus.

lol
Picture Aremu giraffing!!

Let's just thank God our small small girls don run fi cover.
Mission accomplished.Over and Out!

Make we try make d guy happy small now

Hey guys pleeease!!
Methinks this' potentially a very good thread but y'both need to sheathe your swords.

@ThoniaSlim
your take on this matter is noted;now breathe easy.

  @Coco29
Peace aaaight.Don't lash out like I know u can.

  @Others
your views're most welcome.

I feel u.

Gamine:
blive me i wnt, lol

Remember me when thou comest into thine kingdom.
(?apedom) LMAO

Aaaight! Truce OK?
Just keep it in mind Aso Rock's still in need of a 1st Lady.
Don't let d opportunity of a lifetime pass u by.

@Bonie
Now that really got me reeling.
Good one my guy.

Gamine:
i'll kill ya, im a SSS

Yeah right! And she's what? Stella Obasanjo post-botched surgery?

Won't put that past U

Aremu goes to school!

At last we've found the ideal help-meet for our President!!
Does she school @ National Open University of Nigeria?
ROFLMAO!

iice:
One more time

You's a clown u know?

@harvey
Na true U talk.

There's something in that vein in the Oct28-Nov3 edition of The Economist but it sure ain't as detailed as what jammin has here.

Hmmmmmm. . . . . .
Interesting.Someone's definitely out to be exploited and it sure ain't China.

Can she possibly understand there's no such thing as"sympathy votes"in Nigeria?

naijacutee:
It's a free world o. Because I'm about to start introductions between my fiancee and my already-existing husband, hopefully they'll get along just fine, as I can please them both!

LOL!
Really funny girl. .
  Only that I see at least one cold-blooded murder in the not-too-distant future.

@Topic
"Palaver u dey find. . .
Palaver u go get O. . ."
                                 -Abami Eda/Fela Anikulapo-Kuti

Sorry but the information available is grossly inadequate to give any meaningful suggestion on.

@mukina2
I agree with ur list 100%.

@whitelexi
Happy birthday my guy;
Where's the party @?

@LOVECAT
  @ghengis
  Eeeeya,y'guys're makin me cry
Someone get me some tissue

The real problem is an obvious one here.
   I want to start by askin U one question though;If all U needed to pass a particular exam was to simply show up n' write your name,would U bother to study hard?
U sure need to do a lot more of studying God's Word to pass this one.  Renew your mind bro.
   I am of the opinion Christian courtship (if done as it should be) is the most fulfilling form of relationship there can ever be on the surface of the earth. The problem that most people have is that there is God's way of going about it(which people term as "rules".Pple do not like rules or any semblance of restriction at that but U have to choose between the broadway of sin(which I believe U have forsaken but which U & I must admit is more acceptable to the world) and the strait n'narrow path of the Christ life.
  If U are wise,U will realise these "rules" are not meant to restrict,rather they are to guide U in the path of true love for the other person.The earnest desire for the ultimate eventual good of the recipient of your love.This contrasts sharply with the innate/natural love of self.The love that is geared towards using the other to gratify one's base but immediate urges.Any idiot on the street can love a girl's body(n'I'm sure there are enough on your fiancee's street ogling her ).
  True Christian courtship teaches you to love your woman for who God made her to be.To love her for her.To love her soul,her very being,her personality,her ideals,her take/slant on issues,the way she laughs-in short everything 'bout her even her occasional flaws.
One of the greatest joys a woman can have is knowing her man loves her beyond her physical attributes(which are transient anyway).He loves her total being.
Introduce sexual immorality into this entire equation and it's like deactivating the brakes of a car cruisin at 170miles/h.The end is better imagined.

  1Jn5:3
   For this is the love of God that we keep His commandments:
   and His commandments are not grievous.

mcgboye:
Think i agree wit u. I always think dating someone from my church is like dating a fake. And u are never free 2 xpress yourself&there seems to be many don't's than do's

NB:Do not subscribe to the school of thought that believe Christian dating is all 'bout "don'ts".If U bother to search the scriptures thoroughly(as I expect U to),U'll discover there're far more "do's"e.g. "Love one another sincerely","Speak the truth in love","Esteem the other more highly than yourself","Be kindly affectionate to one another". . .the list is inexhaustive.
God bless U in your quest to do His will.

No I can't.

@kimba
Thanks bro.

   @Reverend
Just 101 contradictions?Please search harder.Y'should be able to come up with a lot more dn that.
Coming from d same twit that claimed Mary Madgaline was giving "his own jesus" a hand job (rubbing his privates) and"tossing off his sins"(in the "Is Masturbation a sin against God?" thread);you now finding contradictions in the Bible provesyou to be d joke of the millenium.
Have you so quickly forgotten how you had to keep endlessly rephrasing/remodelling passages in your spunky mary madgaline website just as truth was being revealed by the likes of[b] bari_ kade[/b]?(u sure won't forget dt name in a hurry).
  Truth be told;More powerful,more vicious,more intelligent and more sexually perverted people have tried to rubbish the Bible but it has not only outlived them but it stands sure and prevails.
A faceless,spineless pervert can at most do li'l more than fiddle with his keyboard n' type nonsense.

   2Cor13:8
   "For we can do nothing against the truth but for the truth".