There's one in my home of residence. As early as 4 a.m., it would start its useless crowing.

The above warning is still mild. The Nigeria's Cigarettes that show them what their lungs will look like in future, they jettisoned it.

Give her the space she wants. Did she want you to go steal before u satisfy her material need. Double ur hustle bro.

To take Garri as nightcap.

Buying 300k car is next to buying problems into one's life. If you no loose plug today, you will nack the top of the battery with spanner tomorrow. Therefore, save enough, and watch the car that you want to buy.

Mind you, if something is too cheap, think twice.

Masturbation is a very strong habit to quit. Common man, you can overcome it big time. Since you've come to see its negative effect, you're close to quitting it. At this point, you alone cannot stop it, take it to God in prayer.
I believe you normally did it when you're about to take ur bath.

When next you want to take ur bath, be determined not to do it and begin to have strong hatred for it. If you're a Christian or Muslim, you can sing any gospel/islamic song during bathing time. By doing that, you have engaged ur mind from that destructive habit call masturbation.

Avoid pornography - videos, porn magazines etc

You failing JAMB, you categorically caused it urself. Let me give u the key that I used to pass it during my time without expo. Look for a good tutorial around your home of residence. Register there, and attend every class that comprises ur combination you will be having on ur exam day.

When ur teacher is teaching or explaining, don't copy any note. The note is not running away. Always listen with 100% attention. If you don't understand what you're taught, don't be ashamed to ask questions because you paid for the tutorial. There will always be boys and girls who come to the tutorial to play, don't seat near them.

Finally, when you get home after the class each day, relax. Then read each subject with understanding. Don't prefer one subject to the other. If you can do this, reading ur four subjects daily. Nothing stops you from scoring 350 when result comes out. To get this, you will be determined and have a set goal. You can achieve it.

ImoleNaija:




Lol, this is not just a simple open sentence, as it is called in Pry Maths.

3! means 3 factorial which equals 3×2×1 = 6.

The value of the unknown (y) is 12.



Funny

I had forgotten that it had factorial symbol beside it.

Watch what you eat. Always endeavor to chew ur food very well. Increase ur water in take. Let's say three to four litres daily. Eat lot of vegetables. If you can do veggie therapy like a week, it would become thing of the past. You will be fine bro. Do not panic.

I pray God restores ur peace of mind. Always buy from a trust person, physical office or a registered car dealer.

The answer is 9. Na simple linear equation joor. Pry 5 work.

Ending it "suicide" is not the solution either. You have come to realize how messy it has made you become. Have self-control and also pray that the Lord should take the gambling spirit out of you. Those that you're owing, you can make plan as to how to pay them gradually.

It's an habit that was formed, it can also be jettisoned too. Try to avoid going to the games centre. Take care bro.

Learn to manage disappointment. The fact that you didn't want to beg her has confirmed you're a strong man. Before you met her, you were living ur life as happy as you could. Forget and ignore her as if she never exist. And reignite ur happiness and channel ur energy to something that will be of great impact to ur life. In local parlance, ma ri to joor.

Do you now want to start sleeping with olosho? Think of your health. What works for Mr A may not work for Mr B. When things start to nosedive in ur life like downward sloping demand curve, I won't be there.

So do I also. I'm yet to see that human that would make me to feel depress. Get this, not everybody will like ur post. Expect criticism, but do not let it to weigh you down. Learn to manage disappointment, it will help you a lot.

Common man! Go ahead kor went abroad ni. Haven't you read or seen movies portraying the aftermaths of ur decision. Be forming love is blind. Wa to gbon!

I pray God will see ur family through. Your kid bro will be fine by His Grace. I felt ur pain man.

That's what one gets if he/she never gets satisfied with whatever he/she has. He fell from grace to grass even public execution awaits him. Let's be contented with what we have.

You people "not all" would come with one useless free class and be scamming people Some of you scammers here on Nairaland would think you scammed someone and would go free? In local parlance, Mo ba yin bo.

I would rather you stopped this nonsense scam. One day ur monkey would go market and never returned. When you eventually scam someone you shouldn't have scammed that's when you will meet ur Waterloo.

Before you become unfortunate and never-do-well in life, I have this to tell you, Stop!

That's great girl. You're doing well. Continue to soar higher.

Common man! You need to learn how to manage disappointment and rejection in whichever way it comes. If you decide to go on the said date, you may be harassed and arrested. You've been cleared that you're not needed.
Therefore, respectey youselfey! Mo ri e knoh

Glory be to God for His wonderful work.

Yes she can be appointed as one. So far she's capable and competent. Our Nationals in diaspora are being appointed into various government positions without disdain.

Learn to love her. Consider the sacrifices she did for you. Besides, "when a woman loves, she loves for real". - R Kelly

Common lady! What sort of nonsense is this? You want to accept the proposal of ur sister's husband "that the two families are trying hard to reconcile." It's uncalled for, unbecoming and betrayal of trust towards ur sister. Regardless of ur age, it shouldn't have been from you.

Common man! Try get a girlfriend. Messing up with prostitutes is not good. Someone may contract disease and at the same time lose glory. Hence, put a stop to it.

Yea... it's a hell of habit. Have a strong hatred towards it. Then you keep overcoming the thought to do it. Also ask God to help u.

Kilode! Una dey vex o.

Common! This is nonsense.

You don't need it. Use ur money to invest. No investment is too small to start. Be wise and reasonable!

I like the fact that you have realised how it has ruined u. Have self-control. That's delete whatsoever betting app you have on ur phone and stay away from betting shop too. Avoid discussions concerning it. Finally, tell God to help u not to go back to it anymore.

Amen!