Romance › Re: My Chest Is Bigger Than My Wife's Breast by BRATISLAVA: 2:49pm On Jan 04, 2024 |
dalass: The truth is when a lady adds weight, fat is deposited in places like the breasts, hips, buttocks etc.
She comes curvy 
OP, fatten up your woman and watch the breasts increase in size Fatten up at risk to her life? Any woman who does any of these life threatening things for her husband, and she's not an OF, is daft. Why should she risk her life with surgery and obesity/fat when it won't stop him from cheating? Why doesn't he consider any surgery himself? He can't be as pleasing to the eyes as he's sounding. |
Romance › Re: My Chest Is Bigger Than My Wife's Breast by BRATISLAVA: 2:45pm On Jan 04, 2024 |
Yul Edochi v 2.
Anyone who risks her life to get breasts to please her husband who can still cheat on her for another feature that he won't want her to fix, because he really wants to cheat and surgery is not what he really wants, is a slowpoke. Too much distortion from adult movies has made some people desperate for silly things. |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Lists Requirements For His Wife To Be This 2024 by BRATISLAVA: 10:36am On Jan 04, 2024 |
Get clay and make her, or buy a leash.
But just look at him. Ambitious indeed. Empty list. |
Science/Technology › Re: See The Baby Owl We Caught While Playing On The School Field by BRATISLAVA: 9:43am On Jan 04, 2024 |
caandi: Red riding hood Granpa what a big eyes you have!  |
Travel › Re: CCECC: We Have Completed Laying Of Tracks On Port Harcourt-Aba Rail Line by BRATISLAVA: 2:58am On Jan 04, 2024 |
If there ever was an amusing racist pic, it's the symmetrical one used in the article. Opened the thread to see it, and they didn't disappoint. |
Romance › Re: I Look So Older Than My Age! Will I Ever Get A Man To Marry Me? by BRATISLAVA: 2:34am On Jan 04, 2024 |
optimusprime2: Your question needs to be streamlined... please address the following questions so you could be advised accordingly.
1: Is it more of a facial feature (you have an older looking face, you have facial wrinkles, you smile less, you wear glasses?) 2: Is it a Physique feature (do you have features in your Physique that depict age, i.e saggy skin, stretch marks, droopy muscles) 3: Grey (Is it hair greying in higher proportion) 4: behaviour ( do you have a behaviour akin to elderly people, are you introverted or extroverted) 5: Health (are you generally in good health) 6: Vocal richness (How do you sound when you talk?) 7: Fashion sense (are you in touch with modern fashion or you are old school) This was thoughtful, the most thoughtful post on this thread where the op was obfuscating. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Lady "Wows" Interviewer With Her Perfect English Speaking Skills (Vid) by BRATISLAVA: 5:01pm On Jan 03, 2024 |
pretydiva: If you have watched it, biko summarize it for us Woman who lived 40 years in the abroad relegated to bad dressing in the Nigeria has an interview with some bumbling interviewer. |
Family › Re: Being A First Daughter by BRATISLAVA: 4:22pm On Jan 03, 2024 |
OFunke24: I am not the firstborn. I have older siblings but I am the first female child so I can't give orders to my seniors. My younger ones are treated as last born babies of the house so I can't do much there. Some people misunderstood my use of first daughter to mean I was a firstborn but I'm not. No wonder. Just know that they will never stop to consider you a human being. Be selfish. Start off with doing little things for yourself, then graduate to doing things majorly for yourself. They will drain you and then later mock you if you continue as you are. They're conditioning you for failure, and you must break free, otherwise you will become a spectator to their wonderful lives while yours will give you pain and anguish. You deserve to be treated fairly, humanely. |
Family › Re: Being A First Daughter by BRATISLAVA: 4:09pm On Jan 03, 2024 |
Telltruth123: I faced the same challenges being the first child and daughter at the same time followed by 4 boys and my mum would not allow them to work, I was the only person that use to do the house chores. I would go to her shop before going to school in the morning to work and also return to shop in the evening to work.
My mum would be shouting on me that I will go out and get married, she does not want me to put her to shame. I see shege, if small water pure on the floor while fetching water she would beat me and lock me out till 12 midnight, sometimes she scattered my school bag and clothes on the street.
I thank God for my life, I am married now. As a married person, does any of what she did to you make sense? Unmarried people with dependents suffer the most in life. |
Family › Re: I Want To Adopt A Child As A Single Man by BRATISLAVA: 1:08pm On Jan 03, 2024*. Modified: 3:12pm On Jan 03, 2024 |
Olatara: You are not family oriented and you want to adopt a child.
How do you intend doing that?⁰
Do not adopt any child, do you think adopting is about dropping money for school, clothes and food.
Be careful!  He will join the league of men who wonder why their children don't like them in their old age. And then he would blame his family for brainwashing them. |
Family › Re: I Want To Adopt A Child As A Single Man by BRATISLAVA: 1:06pm On Jan 03, 2024 |
Mindlog: "I'm also not a very family oriented person in the sense of creating familial bonds and deeply cherishing them".....You are not family oriented and you still want to raise a child not biologically yours? 
In a system where social service truly works and scrutiny is properly done......you will not qualify to adopt a child because you don't have the capacity to, outside money. It is amazing what he's thinking of doing for the ego. He's better off having a baby mama who would be oriented to having ties with a child. But his family seem to be ready to be the carers. 31 year old with worries about the marriage institution, yet he's never been married and has fed off social experiments and pernicious male ideologies until he's far removed from reality. Adopting would create an emotionally unbalanced person. |
Celebrities › Re: Portable Accuses His Baby Mama Of Sleeping With MC Oluomo’s Aide, Koko Zaria by BRATISLAVA: 10:33am On Jan 03, 2024 |
Nigerian man with baby mama expecting fidelity.
LMAO. You couldn't make this up. Polygamous by nature indeed. If you care about your children, you wouldn't make their mother a baby mama. |
Family › Re: Does A Woman Earning More Than The Husband Affect The Marriage? by BRATISLAVA: 5:07pm On Jan 02, 2024 |
purples25: If a woman tries to control a man the same way a man controls a woman, it is termed disrespect.
But all the while when the woman is below and it's being done to her, it's seen as normal. Because women were created to take shit. 😁
Women no get dignity for where Africa dey, swears. The comments are disturbing. |
Education › Re: Have You Ever Mimicked Or Nicknamed Your Teachers? by BRATISLAVA: 10:08am On Jan 02, 2024 |
Lukgaf: It is not uncommon for students to mimic and give names to their teachers based on their teaching style and repeated phrases during lessons.
A friend shared a funny incident that occurred after their teaching practice (TP) at a school. During the "send forth" program, students were asked to mimic some of their TP teachers for fun. One student humorously imitated our colleague, complete with mimicking how he introduced his lessons and touching his moustaches simultaneously. The scenario was said to have brought laughter to everyone.
I believe positive mimicking is beneficial. It aids learning and helps students remember important information shared by the teacher. Positive mimicry can solidify important lessons from the teacher.
Many of our teachers have shared stories of how they, too, mimicked their teachers in a similar manner. Personally, I mimic teachers I admire (positively) and appreciate students who mimic me (positively). Recently, a student sent me a voice note of how I explained a concept in one of my videos from A to Z, showing their engagement.
However, giving teachers nicknames based on their teaching style or repeated phrases may not be appropriate.
Atimes to avoid being labeled with a nickname stemming from a funny incident in class, I make it clear, "that does not mean you should be calling me Mr (that thing) o." This helps set boundaries in a playful manner. Who knows if they would insist and include me in their nicknames?
How do you feel when your students mimic you?
Do you like it?
Have you ever been nicknamed by your students?
Lalasticlala Well, I've banned a lot of them. They aren't names I'm proud to call anyone nowadays, but that was that. Garlic tooth is one of them. You can guess why. Garlic breath, with teeth like mismatched hardening cloves. |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Church's Theme (year Of) For 2024? by BRATISLAVA: 9:10am On Jan 01, 2024 |
It's 2024 and the fish are still aplenty in the waters. |
Travel › Re: Train Crushed A Car At Ilupeju Byepass Last Night by BRATISLAVA: 1:12pm On Dec 31, 2023 |
tyup: There's this thing bout Impatience that when it goes all belly up, that little time you're not willing to sacrifice, you'll spend more of it when the worse happen
Now look at this, just 10min wait/patience that they din have will result to a forced patience of weeks in the hospital.
I remember then when we use cross the road at school, I use to tell myself if I can't have a lil patience to see the road clear bfr I cross and motor jam me, that patience I don't have, I will have it by force to construct my body part into it's original form.
Nigerians always have patience Impatience? Tracks have been used for suicide since they were first laid. Nobody is that dumb to stay there otherwise. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Argentina's President Flies Commercial To Cut Government Spending (Video) by BRATISLAVA: 12:20pm On Dec 31, 2023 |
President? Or Victor Creed? |
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad’s Dad Drops Tribute Album For His Late Son (Photo, Video) by BRATISLAVA: 11:25am On Dec 31, 2023*. Modified: 1:16pm On Dec 31, 2023 |
Cashing out still.
What happened to his apostleship? He's abandoned his sheep for music? To compete with his son to prove a point, or is it really his calling? |
Health › Re: I Am 39 Weeks And 5 Day Pregnant. What Do I Do To Induce Labour Naturally by BRATISLAVA: 8:05am On Dec 31, 2023 |
lamanda: Waow! Congratulations Ma'am. This reminds me of wife's situation exactly One year ago. She was 'medically' advised to take lipton & glucose so as to flush the excess sugar in her system which formed ceaseless clots of blood & make the baby come quickly but it was later discovered that her cervix opening couldn't exceed 8cm & so she was operated upon i.e C. S. Though, hers was 40Weeks & 3Days.
The truth is if the baby's head is big...delivery may take longer for first time mothers.
Above all, try to stay strong, pray at heart & take away fear....you'll be fine. When the head is big, generally a CS is the better option. Pity Chinese women. |
Crime › Re: Inside Story Of Bauchi Man Killed By Ex-girlfriend In Kano (pics) by BRATISLAVA: 7:05pm On Dec 30, 2023 |
Lukgaf, isn't this a jinn and not a psychiatric problem? |
Family › Re: My Mom Has Made Me Miserable! She Denied Me Happiness by BRATISLAVA: 6:54pm On Dec 30, 2023 |
Is this a real story? Because if it is, you're a very funny person. Every description of your torture elicits laughter.
I don't believe there's a woman as terrible as this one you've described. It's too much for one person. Funny, wicked man. |
Family › Re: Should I Be More Selfish? by BRATISLAVA: 12:35pm On Dec 30, 2023 |
robinso01: At least a man came back to appreciate,his brother might appreciates as well. Maybe you would. Most people don't have that courtesy. They would even spit on him that he lacks the sense and ability to better his life, even though it was at their own expense. Most people are stupid ingrates. |
Family › Re: Should I Be More Selfish? by BRATISLAVA: 8:10am On Dec 30, 2023 |
robinso01: And what if he appreciates what his brother had done and doing for him and also supports him come the future . Not all people turns out to be ingrate. Even when Jesus performed a miracle and healed the lepers, only one of the ten remembered to thank him. The rest did not. 90% of people are ingrates. And especially blood relatives. |
Family › Re: Should I Be More Selfish? by BRATISLAVA: 10:42pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Nasri100: Que Sera, Sera, cry today, cry tomorrow, cry forever.
This is the mentality that has kept Nigeria a second poverty capital of the world.
No wonder Men continue to die early due to stress.
What useless obligation to someone who isn’t even your relative?
Your wife is a partner who you work together with to build a family. She also works hard to pay bills just like it’s done in the first world countries.
If you like go and have kids with a trophy wife, it’s you who would work and slave and still be under appreciated and still being cheated on and manipulated.
That’s you and your cup of tea. You want a first world woman, but are you a first world husband ready to do what first world men do? Or you are in the 3rd world and hungering after the financial status of 3rd world women fantasizing how you will eat their money up? Men frequently die before women because they are older than them. How many men marry women 10-30 years older than them? It's simple natural arithmetic. Something the logical ones never seem to get. |
Family › Re: Should I Be More Selfish? by BRATISLAVA: 10:09pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
robinso01: Don't be selfish . Your brother only has one year left ,help him to finish and you can start your own school when he's done . What if he's ungrateful and tells him something stupid afterwards, to the effect that he's not smart and couldn't plan his life, so that he ends up regretting helping him with the sacrifice and curses him? A lot of people are stupid ingrates without a conscience. He should do what will not cripple him, if he must. |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Chatting, Sending Intimate Pictures To Underage Girl In UK by BRATISLAVA: 10:15am On Dec 28, 2023 |
Biglittlelois: Nigerian men disgracing us home and abroad, cut off his genitals. He will be emasculated when sodomized. Adults who prey on children are liable to suffer the most in such places. |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Chatting, Sending Intimate Pictures To Underage Girl In UK by BRATISLAVA: 10:13am On Dec 28, 2023 |
stormborn28: He was very sure of destroying that girl's vagina And now he's been destroyed. Maybe some men who fancy him will have at him in jail. |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Chatting, Sending Intimate Pictures To Underage Girl In UK by BRATISLAVA: 10:12am On Dec 28, 2023 |
Kobicove: Why would a full grown man want to have sex with a 14 year old girl?  He was looking for virgins to destroy. Ask zonefree. |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Chatting, Sending Intimate Pictures To Underage Girl In UK by BRATISLAVA: 10:11am On Dec 28, 2023 |
ItisWell22: That covert craze for some place fresh and tight, coupled with the mad craving they have for white skin; they parade all over here. Really. It will probably be a little while girl. All their fantasies can only earn them free room in a cell. |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Chatting, Sending Intimate Pictures To Underage Girl In UK by BRATISLAVA: 9:41am On Dec 28, 2023 |
Another one. You hate evening news papers. You believe you're making money to get all the teenagers and hot girls. You are pedophiles.
Waiting for chatinet to defend this one. All he has to do is say that he was arrested for owning 6 "exotic cars" and that the police are "bloody racists". |
Celebrities › Re: Fun Photos From Abuja All-White Pool Party 2023 (Video) by BRATISLAVA: 9:37am On Dec 28, 2023 |
airsaylongcome: He's the poster joor. Same writing style that his ghost writer uses is all over this one. Then they dodged and said they brought in 40 carefully selected "supermodels". Unless the supermodels aren't in this, I'm still looking for models let alone "supermodels" LMFAO. I opened the thread because I know the only person who throws these all-white parties almost weekly. It's like a signature: All-White Party. The poster was confusing, as that was not one of his monikers. But then he didn't disappoint once I saw that gap-toothed black-lipped guy who looks like a ninja turtle. Lol. That guy is his stunt double.  ; D And then there Alex was in the crowd. He's beginning to appear more disinterested in women than ever. You guys even read the writeup? I just go for the atrocious pics. Hahaha. The models in their mismatched and sometimes outrageous undergarments. There's this one will a bulging... Unsavory. But the man knows how to work it. I miss his frequent posts as gleemodels. |
Pets › Re: Affordable American Bully Pit For Sale by BRATISLAVA: 9:27am On Dec 28, 2023 |
okosodo: How dis one take be American Bully? You can ask that again. |