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Crime › Re: Ataga Murder: Police Forced Me To Sign A Statement They Wrote – Chidinma Ojukwu by BRATISLAVA: 10:20pm On Nov 18, 2022
duduade:
Story don dey zig zag o


All these na format
She's saying the truth. You may not like her or her crime, but her constantly changing stories are as a result of duress. All men want her dead, and to what length won't they go to achieve that? If she says they raped her, it wouldn't be far from the truth either.

She needs proper representation. Nigerians are sick.
Family › Re: My Uncle Doesn't Want Me In His House by BRATISLAVA: 9:59pm On Nov 18, 2022
ikeno:
oga,u sef stay ur house abi u no get house.u go dey use scoop dey finish dia food say u dey teach em children math.no teach dem again dem fit teach dem sef.
LMAO!

What a comment.
Romance › Re: "Our Men Don’t Find Nigerian Women Attractive" - South African Lady Says by BRATISLAVA:
Ladycewhy:
Ah ,sis , you sef know say an SA man not wanting us is the least of the problem of the Nigerian woman, except na white SA man, sha grin . If na black ,who gives a fck.

And besides we have monsters disguised as Nigerian men to deal with, you can't even enter a taxi in Nigeria without holding your breathe till you get to your destination because of these monsters that call themselves Nigerian men ,even BRT bus is not safe for Nigeria women all because of these monsters that call themselves Nigerian men, and you think any Nigerian woman is worried about black SA men? undecided

It's scary out here for the average Nigerian woman in the hands of these monsters that call themselves Nigerian men. We have too much on our plate. Besides how many of Nigerian women are in SA? How many black SA men are in Nigeria? undecided
@bolded lol I still think those are the only tolerable men there. The educated ones among them, though.

You know, Nigerian men can be pretty pathetic with foreign women. When they're with Nigerian women is when they remember they are African lords and cannot settle for less and must have a house wife who is also a boss woman that must do this and that, and that they will never touch a broom or sponge until the day they die. But once you put them with foreign women, they are ready to do anything, become nice guys, and bend over backwards for them because they feel they're exotic women. Later on they will say team foreign babes. It's not as if these men are a catch. Which woman wouldn't want a submissive, foreign woman worshipping, humble Nigerian man?

Then there are the ones who don't pretend, and those are the ones who foreign women hate passionately. Those are the ones who don't have the sense to hide their disgusting tendencies towards women. The sort of tendencies they reveal here. Later on when their Only Fans model girlfriend stabs them to death, they will expect the Nigerian women they reviled to join their families for justice and cry racism in the streets with them. And eat hot lead with them during police brutality when they're generally scammers.

What you see on this thread is another type of exaggeration used to bash women. SA women are wise, they didn't call their men dirtbags (which they are more likely to be, TBH), rather they brought up Nigerian women so that Nigerian men could take over for them. Bitter Nigerian men aren't wise.
Romance › Re: "Our Men Don’t Find Nigerian Women Attractive" - South African Lady Says by BRATISLAVA: 4:12pm On Nov 18, 2022
Ladycewhy:
Nigerian women are unfortunate,their men butcher them and use them for rituals ,so south African men not finding them attractive is the least of their problems nor their worriesn, Nigerian men who they can sleep with and wake up looking down from heaven or hell at your dismembered body in a shrine should be their first cause of worry.
Lol. You and ukaface are amusing.
Romance › Re: "Our Men Don’t Find Nigerian Women Attractive" - South African Lady Says by BRATISLAVA: 4:02pm On Nov 18, 2022
pocohantas:
You are making noise. Go and marry them.
Lol!
Romance › Re: "Our Men Don’t Find Nigerian Women Attractive" - South African Lady Says by BRATISLAVA:
ednut1:
you quoted me. How does my my comment relate with to filipino women thohuh. The American men are going for them
Because they are homely and know how to take care of men. The country also has the highest number of its citizens doing maids abroad.
You guys lie too much about Asian women in a bid to condemn Nigerian women. East Asian women are poor, especially in the sex slave capital of the Philippines, and they are ready to sleep with anything (even if it's a black dog) that offers them coin to get out of hell. Usually, an aged expat with odd kinks goes there to exploit their poverty. Stop romanticizing it.

There's no love at either end of the bargain.

When Nigerian women are with men of other nationalities, it isn't the bottom of the barrel or for exploitation. Says a lot for Nigerian men where they will go searching. The Philippines. Imagine that.
Romance › Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by BRATISLAVA: 3:23pm On Nov 18, 2022
BluntCrazeMan:
You misunderstood me yet again.

Bye for now shaa.

Have a nice day.


(I nearly responded you with “Kk” after reading this long epistle,, but I just needed to let you know that you're just going off-point again.)
But a guy who is so choosy must definitely be carrying a log in his eyes while looking for a spec in the eye of everyone he claims to have wanted a relationship with. He's always the saint in his narrative. It's never him. It's always them.

Such people are insufferable.

He should go to the nearest pottery workshop. It is his hands he will use to mould and give life to the perfect woman he feels he deserves.
Romance › Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by BRATISLAVA: 3:20pm On Nov 18, 2022
Carot:
no way. you can't be. You hate men
Men are attracted very strongly to women who don't fancy them. Shocking truth.
Romance › Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by BRATISLAVA: 3:18pm On Nov 18, 2022
Magnoliaa:
I am strongly starting to believe a theory that these guys that are viciously misogynistic and shit online are gay men. lipsrsealed

Because...

They must not be hoping to settle down with women...and they must have pretty much considered that they wouldn't be losing anything from the opposite gender; so anything goes with them...
The guys here are clearly drawn to masculine energy. Most of their descriptions of what a girl has to be like are so unrealistic that it is obvious they prefer males.

Those two posters should get together and since they are the opposite of everything they say girls represent (going by their choosy self-righteous posts), they will do well together.
Romance › Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by BRATISLAVA: 7:11am On Nov 18, 2022
TheVictorious:
I received it, you're such an amazing person. Thanks a lot. cheesy
You two should try dating. Your energy matches. If you're dating we will see less of such threads.
Romance › Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by BRATISLAVA: 7:08am On Nov 18, 2022
Carot:
can I know you more
I'm not single.
Family › Re: My Mother In Law Made Me CRY Like A Baby by BRATISLAVA: 8:22pm On Nov 17, 2022
sisisioge:
grin grin grin grin

While you were busy birthing kids like a rat and wallowing in poverty, young men your age are busy improving themselves and their circumstances ahead of marriage. Dont worry, soon your mother in law will arrange for the guy to meet your wife somewhere private and your wife's eyes will open to real "enjoyment". And the story will touch grin.

Better start thinking of how to improve yourself beyond living from hand to mouth. For instance, what do you plant in your farm? Is it at substance or commercial level? Are your crops/plants highly sort after? What else can you do? Etc. May God help you.....how much does it take to get a phone in naija? Christmas is coming, someone fit gift your wife o.....e fit be her dear mother that will gift her o.....e fit be someone will send the dear mother o.... grin
If he has a farm, it's easy to tell why they're still together. She's clearly too tired after tilling to do anything but hop in bed and let him do what he knows best. He's veiled her horizons with being a farm hand.

All subject to the veracity of his hilarious posts.
Family › Re: My Mother In Law Made Me CRY Like A Baby by BRATISLAVA: 8:20pm On Nov 17, 2022
eyinjuege:
Why are you posting your mother in law's photo on here?
No wonder she no rate you as a son in law.
Everything must be for social media
With the sort of stories he tells, that is no relative of his. Even if none of them (his hypothetical relatives) could afford to be on the internet, the manner in which he makes his posts indicates he's running a troll account.
Family › Re: My Mother In Law Made Me CRY Like A Baby by BRATISLAVA: 8:16pm On Nov 17, 2022
Mindlog:
The tales of Obavoh.
Can't believe the same matter is being tabled. That guy is a comedic troll.
Romance › Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by BRATISLAVA: 7:41pm On Nov 17, 2022
Evolutionlove:
Hush Up.

Who Invited you here.

Silly Bratislava..
Back from your sabbatical?
Romance › Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by BRATISLAVA: 7:40pm On Nov 17, 2022
Carot:
I've always had a crush on you
Lol. I've always wondered why you don't have two Rs.
NYSC › Re: Faith Ehimare: Nigerian 'Virgin Corper' Brags About Her Purity (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 5:17pm On Nov 17, 2022
skales67:
Story! a real virgin can never come out publicly to say she is a virgin. She would rather keep it secretly because of that timidity in them.

But you see these ones that come out to make noise, check them well...na borehole dem be.
The way you guys project your lives on everything is absurd.
Travel › Re: Pictures From My Trip To Singapore by BRATISLAVA: 4:45pm On Nov 17, 2022
ISTP:
Marina Bay sighted. smiley

I still don't know why chew gum are banned there.
Because most people don't throw gum away properly.
Romance › Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by BRATISLAVA: 4:34pm On Nov 17, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Here's reality ... those very same woman OP rejected are likely to be accepted by some other persons out there. The world, especially that of women, does not revolve around you because you have a dick. Learn this and obtain wisdom. undecided
Lol.

Sometimes you're like this
Romance › Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by BRATISLAVA: 4:30pm On Nov 17, 2022
bestdudes:
My male friends do not see anything wrong with me... grin so why should I bother about a gender that makes poor judgment?

I am one of the kindest people you will ever come across, a flaw if not properly managed.

Also, the summary of my thread is about basic human decency... They lack it. WE ARE NOT EVEN TALKING about relationship or dating now because I discarded these girls in the "lets get to know each other" phase. I have not asked them out.
Your first paragraph is the true heart of your needless thread.

Did you think all 3 of them didn't notice you're a misogynist? A lot of you actually think that gender can't judge you accurately and see through you. Later on, you turn around and look for how to vilify them in long half-cocked threads.
Family › Re: My Ex Wife Kidnapped My Daughter by BRATISLAVA: 11:37am On Nov 17, 2022
Rhozabeth:
She can't do that if he has legal custody, i said this in my first post!
Who said that he does? All his "my daughter, my, my, my" is a red flag. Their children have a right to be with their mother. He can't have sole custody. Not when their mother is that committed.
Family › Re: My Ex Wife Kidnapped My Daughter by BRATISLAVA: 11:34am On Nov 17, 2022
Lexusgs430:
That's why he put her in corner, hence her ploy to collect only one pickin back........... cheesy

This is what happens when one person think say hin get sense, pass the other........ wink
Lol. They deserve each other. Two smart Alecs.

I don't even understand some of these grandmothers though. After the stress of bringing up your own children, your son brings you his own kids to nanny. And you actually agree? When old? To listen to crying and changing diapers againhuh? Lawd.
Family › Re: My Ex Wife Kidnapped My Daughter by BRATISLAVA:
Rhozabeth:
For kidnapping na! Lolz.
She should equally have him arrested for the forceful abduction of all her kids for months.
Family › Re: My Ex Wife Kidnapped My Daughter by BRATISLAVA: 11:08am On Nov 17, 2022
Rhozabeth:
Get her and her brother arrested period!!! The police will tell u guys to go and settle it as it is a family issue but getting her arrested will make her not to try it again especially if you have legal custody by a court!
Arrested for what?
Family › Re: My Ex Wife Kidnapped My Daughter by BRATISLAVA: 11:06am On Nov 17, 2022
Lexusgs430:
Parenting is the responsibility, of both parents..... You would have to seek legal redress, so a shared custody format, can be worked out .......

What arrangements did you have in place, for their joint custody...........
Seems the arrangement with himself is that he owns all the children.
Family › Re: My Ex Wife Kidnapped My Daughter by BRATISLAVA: 11:03am On Nov 17, 2022
Prospertochu:
My ex and mother of my triplets and I are separated. The children were with me.

Last week she called me to inform me that she is in the village and she wants to come over to see the children. I told her no problem my mother is at home with the kids she can come over anytime and she came on Monday while I was a t work. She brought foodstuffs and toys for the kids.

She texted me to asked if she can take them to her mother's place I said yes. She left with the 3 children. I expected her to bring them back today she said she is going back to Lagos tomorrow and this evening I came home I met my boys, not my girl. My mother said it was her brother who dropped them and I saw a big luggage with plenty of clothes she bought for them. I asked my mum what did the brother said about my girl he said my ex told her to inform me that she will bring her back tomorrow morning. I called, her number is switched off so I went at her mother's place, she said she left with the girl to Lagos yesterday.

I am very upset that she took the girl to Lagos without my consent and I want my girl back.

What should I do to have my child back with me?
On what grounds is the girl your daughter and not hers? Why should all her children be in your custody, when it's clear it's your mother who is actually physically caring for them and not you?
Family › Re: My Kid Sister Ran Away From Home, What Do I Do? by BRATISLAVA: 10:19pm On Nov 14, 2022
Nelbless:
INDEED I DONT LNOW IF SOME PEOPLES HUMAN BRAIN IS LOCATED THROUGH THE FEACES GATEWAY, COS READING THROUGH THE COMMENTS, ONE WILL ASK QUESTIONS IF A HUMAN IS BEHIND THE KEYBOARD THAT HAD SENT SUCH COMMENTS.

ANYWAYS, FOR FOLKS THAT HAD ASKED, AM IN MY LATE 30S, 38.....

I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILE AND CAME VISITING ONLY TO DISCOVER THESE VERY NONCHALANT TRAITS FROM HER.

AGAIN FOR FOLKS WHO BELIEVE WE CAGED HER, NO ONE CAGED HER, SHE HAVE HER FRIENDS, WHOM SHE VISITS UPON TELLING US WHERE SHE GOES, I MEAN I AM TALKING ABOUT A GIRL WHO HAD BEEN RAPED TWICE. FALLEN INTO THE HANDS OF RITUALIST ON FOUR OCCASIONS, IN ANOTHER OCCASSION SHE HAD BEEN CHARMED TO COME STEAL FROM THE FAMILY, SHE WENT TO WHERE THE MONEY WAS KEPT BUT AS SHE SAID, A FORCE WAS HOLDING HER BACK FROM TAKING THE MONEY, SHE COULDNT TAKE IT....ETC......

SHE IS MY LOVELY SISTER, I LOVE HER MORE THAN MY BREATH BUT SHE BEHAVES LIKE SOMEONE FATED FOR SOME VERY BAD THINGS, GO TO SCHOOL, SHE DROPPED OUT CLAIMING HER BRAIN CANT PICK WHAT THE LECTURES ARE TEACHING, 3 HIGHER INSTITUTES, ALRIGHT LEARN HAND WORK, HELL NO, SHE WILL DISAPPEAR AND ELOPE WITH WILD LADIES FOR PARTIES ETC

AGAIN MAY NO ONE HERE WHO THINKS OR HAVE TURNED THIS INTO SOME FUN TOPIC OR MOCKERY NEVER HAVE A CHILD THAT WILL GIVE YOU HALF OF WHAT WE ARE GOING THROUGH.

ALRIGHT, FIND SUITOR, SHE IS PICKING THEM LIKE BEANS.

THE ONLY POSATIVE NEWS NOW IS THAT, SHE IS ALIVE (SHE HAD BLOCKED OUR LINES AND HAD CALLED A FRIEND TO TELL US THAT SHE IS OK, BUT FOR HOW LONG?) .....COS WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE SEE ON THE NEWS EVERYDAY AND HOW DARK THE HUMAN HEARTS ARE RIGHT NOW, ESPECIALLY NOW CHRISTMAS IS COMING, PEOPLE FROM EVIL CLAN ARE LOOKING FOR VUNERABLE PEOPLE TO USE
Your baby sister needs help. What really happened to her in the past? She should speak with a therapist. She's too turbulent.

With this information you supplied about her, you should take down your profile pic.
Family › Re: My Kid Sister Ran Away From Home, What Do I Do? by BRATISLAVA: 10:15pm On Nov 14, 2022
Nelbless:
24
How can someone of this age run away from home?

She's old enough to do what she wants, unless you can prove she's irrational.
Events › Re: Nigerian Ladies Reveal The 'Craziest' Things That Happened At Their Weddings by BRATISLAVA: 7:01pm On Nov 14, 2022
airsaylongcome:
Always get a planner! Pay for their service. Those guys have seen more things planning several weddings than you can imagine!

God bless you wherever you are Azeez for what you did for me. Azeez gave me a pack of safety pins on the night of my wedding that I should hold it first. I thought he was just being funny but I held it. Following morning na so my bride dey find safety pin up and down to hold some parts of the dress. This was on a Saturday that Lagos Marathon was holding so everywhere was log jam. I just smile for my head, said a small prayer for Azeez and went to get the pins from my room
Lol. No matter how prepared you are, you can never be fully prepared for a wedding.

Murphy's law will occur.
Family › Re: What Is My Wife Doing ? Cheating? by BRATISLAVA: 6:48pm On Nov 14, 2022
franksam2009:
U going public with this only shows u lost control of your home!!!
You alone know ur wife's libido, u know how offen she craves for it, only u can read in-between the lines, there's no need to fight ,quarel and don't accuse her of anything, Just silently watch so she won't start covering her tracks, and go through her phone often..
I can't imagine my wife always on phone with someone she clearly knows I see as a threat, just impossible .
And lastly learn to be a Man (I didn't say a fighter oo lolz)
Can you believe this story in which the wife becomes a he and the he becomes she? Sounds like a teen drug addict writing a D-grade essay.
Family › Re: What Is My Wife Doing ? Cheating? by BRATISLAVA: 6:45pm On Nov 14, 2022
She and he are a big deal in these kinds of fables. Real gender bender here.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Kenneth Omeruo Football Career History (animation Video Created By Oejozeff) by BRATISLAVA: 6:44pm On Nov 14, 2022
Magnoliaa:
Frui—? Fruit of what? That I wanted to reach out to a person off NL?

Okay o. Maybe we'll see your own meaning too, when it is ripe, 'cause I did not know when you became a speaker of parables, but aye, captain. Falling back to base.
grin

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