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Shoo,na u won teach me pidgin again.Make u no forget say i be waffi,na we dey manufacture pidgin for naija.
You say u need babe when -sabi cook egusi soup as well as ofe nsala.Watin remain to make a housemaid.Only say u forget to include laundry sha.Or u for say u need Ekaete.Lol

Oh boy na 4 TV or newspaper you suppose place this advert.
All the naija babes 4 yankee una yab,una suppose gather go beat this guy as em be say him want one of una to be his housemaid/cook.
Anyway thank God say the earth wo soon turn,Yankee wo go where naija dey and naija wo go where yanke dey.Make i see wether u wo fit use candle light take see to type this rubbish advert again.

Problem well defined is half solved.A typical Nigerian girl wants to marry a well to do,professional and  educated man.She will  not ordinarily want a man that have not got what the society crave for.Unlike in the western,where a med doc or solicitor name it,can marry a man/woman that did not even went through college.
Now here u have a Naija guy that wants at all cost to marry a naija girl at least for posterity sake.He can only balance the equation with his new found life with lies.
Although i am not encouraging lies,but there is no suitor or a jewel that have never tell a lie before the pillars of the love and marriage is cemented with german flooring concrete.
Make una no forget say Christ tell him people say if them never commit sin before,make they begin stone the ***** woman.
We have all lied at least once in our life time.
Spare me the joke,make we stop this long throat,that na the wahala not be the Yankee guy when him burn credit card to take clean up the babe.

U bi nice girl sha to begin try to learn ur boy friend language.U are 1 in a million(compliments).I hope u marry am,otherwise u wo go dey learn another language with another BF(in case things fall apart).
Warri is a notable town in DT.And na peculiar people dey come out for there.
Sincerely,i no sabi bini language sha otherwise i 4 use my church mind take teach u.

nalijah07,
Na wa 4 u ooooo.I beg tell me why u dey so desperate to learn this language.Anyway i no go school reach the level to take translate.
U suppose know i be waffi boy(warri Man).
No vex sha no be my fault.

nalijah07,
Na watin bi this,u 4 kukuma open your own thread.The poster,don change him church mind say him want Ishan,u still dey drag am go Bini.Abi any bini boy dey owe u money when u want seduce to collect your money back.Or abi PRINCE don put bead 4 your hand ?
Look bini boys now too hard to get for this planet earth,them wo teach u wel wel.
I be won vex sha because people dey say left right and u dey say right left.Na wa 4 uooooo

After all said and done "home is home".Remember this set of leaders will one day leave the stage.
We should be thinking on how to head back home and carry along all the good things acquired here back to naija.
We need sustainable development in Nigeria that span through energy down to other infrastructural development and maintenance.
Think about it,the OBJ administration was able to do all that he did with Diasporas,the banks are recruiting from the Diasporas,the list goes on.
The problem of Nigeria is the citizens itself.We must not expects the Oyibos to build a sustainable nation for us.
Nigeria need you all at one time or the other.

Dear,I can understand your frustrations.You are almost at the other end of the tunnel.10 years is too long for you to just boat off with anger.
Although you are lose out for not getting a commensurate pay for the work.You should be proud for a few things:
1.You have been able to deligently manage such a work load even with your minimum education
2.Give yourself a PLUS for been able to manage an office,which accountant cannot keep up with.
3.Believe your potentials kept you in that office for 10 years,
4.Don;t get angry in the face of your boss,it will never make you a hero.
5.If you can;t take any more,get something Else for yourself
You will make it but only with humility.

Good talk,i sincerely respect ur opinion and advise.

@almondjoy,

You almost let me down with this post.
I have been one of your admirers for months, for 2 reasons-where u come from(Bode) and the quality of your intelligence.
Don;t under rate your capability  your intelligence plus other fellow nairalanders can impact a change in Nigeria.
We need a social networking forum like Nairaland  as a medium to influence a change in Nigeria.

@edobabe,
That guy get issue,a proverb in Esanland says"a bad yam na dey bring himself out 4 inside pounded yam".I am sure he is one of those guys that lost themselves in the sahara desert in a bid to cross over to europe,he is cut out of the real world.
It will be immature and unreasonable to blames the woes in Benin on the esanland.
Everycorner 4 benin Juju full am,where development wo pass enter the city.
B4 he blame anybody,the OP should go and remove all the Juju first and let see if development no wo enter the town.

LondonCool,

I am sure u enjoyed the difference between Unical and ABU.At least 4 unical u don;t need handheld loud speaker to call ur female classmate out of her hostel room.
Malabo is a REPUBLIC.

My dear 419 is an old school that is still striving very well in Nigeria.
Remember 419 no bi only when directed to Oyibos.What about the once directed on our people.Before Decree 419 came out,we have what use to be "obtaining by tricks".The machinery of government have only succeeded is driving the so called yahoo boyz out of Internet cafes.Also now the EFCC funeral is to announced soon,so 419 is not a Nigeria thing only we too do am.
The 419 letters are for gullable people,other forms of 419 exist that is not been looked into.
Have u not heard how senate member 419 one yanke woman ,make him take get green card.
PDP the ruling party just held paralell state congresses for naija make them take rule the poor people.
I beg make una get the definition of 419 clearly b4 posting letters here.
For those i the UK,small prints when banks dey give u na also 419.

say it to Nigerians in Nigeria.
Flying is now a posh thing.
Lol

babaearly ,

What is your issue with the Esan people?
What are the recorded evil you want the world to know?
I can;t understand why people are still entangled with shankles of this ancientism?You are calling for emacipation but you still fighting a hiden agenda.
Wake up my brother,you need some courses.

What is the price of the Isuzu Rodeo ?

@ qimpex

What about the mini van you talked about ?

Brothers,
Are there recent changes to the list of older cars import to Nigeria ?
Please provide details if available.
Thanks.

Tos,congratulations.

@nouble

Yes,most UK solicitors are not yet in tune with EU free movement directive.But that is an excuse to put through the regular immigration rules instead of the EU Directive rules.
Remember,you past immigration history must not hinder your rights an EU family member except those that are fraudulent and risk to the society.

@ funkybaby,

Those requirement you listed are only applicable to the UK immigration and not the EU Directives.
Technically,you are only required to provide an ID(Passport) and proof of relationship with an EU citizen.

Jesus was doing good to those who trust in Him!

That is a lie,what about the Pharisees.

Do you know if those people you are talking about also did not want to publicly declare theirs?

If they have done anything,okosun won't have said what he said.

That is problem with many analyst they will not want to die and yet they call for Revolution for Nigeria.
You need to know the meaning of revolution-a drastic and far-reaching change in ways of thinking and behaving

My brother,
I don't need to bring my effort to a public domain.
Helping is not by force,but one of the charateritics of JESUS on earth was doing GOOD.Now what is doing GOOD?
Teacher don't teach me nonsense(Fela).wake up my brother and do the right thing.

Echidime,

Thanks for bringing a useful thoughts to these folks.

dafidixone,

I decided to stop going on a circle with you on this issue before Echidime came  with his valuable thoughts.
Christianity has been brought so low beyond imagination especially within the spectrum of some Nigerian that don't see life beyond their shells.A recently probed Governor is a Reverend,that have embezzled the state fund.Pastors are living flamboyant life style on the expense of the poor congregation.Look at the level of poverty in Nigeria and see churches in every nook and cranny of Nigeria.Even the blind can see that something is wrong so where(the mind set).

If the Holy Bible is the only point of reference that means 99% of Nigerians will never go to heaven.What then happen to rest of our muslim,jews etc.
Please wake up

If don't know the CoE requirements ?Hmmmmm sorry can't post them here.I am suprise a Naija guy does not these things.
Ask of line,its so easy and Home Office recognise them.
Hint-Go to a nearby CoE 2times and ask the priest of the requirements.Usually,your Kpali and your woman kpali with small money.
Time scale-depends on the schedule.