₦airaland Forum

Lifestone:
This is what to do. ICPC should have completed these investigation before going to press so as not to undermine their investigation.
The truth is that most National legislators have regarded the contituency project as part of their personal allowance and the projects are largely not executed.

No! If they had done it secretly people will accuse them of witchhunt. This is good! Everyone knows when it's their time. They just don't need to let states know which projects they'd be checking, at least not too soon. Nigeria! buda hails us if this goes ahead! It will expose the dirty legislators and I can't wait for them to expose Aregbe and his O-Stealing!

Next Level Next Level!

In Nigeria there's shops everywhere. Every 20, 10 steps if you live in Lagos, there's a shop. What am I talking about! We have hawkers, people on the street yelling "come and buy what I'm selling!" In some places they'll stick it in your face and say "buy!" Like say na dem put the money in your pocket, or they'll drag you off the street and not let you leave their shops until you buy something. So you either learn to say you're not interested if you're not, or you say "How much?" And trust me, those traders don't shirk at 100% mark ups or more if you seem gullible enough so you slash the price they say in half, then you chop off another half if you're really brutal or less if you're not, it's not as if you willingly went in the shop when they dragged you off the street. And it's your money. Of course you're gonna negotiate. Or you'd never get through the market with your wallet intact! We do same on the web I guess. Never know when you might come across a bargain. We are traders afterall. At least those who go to market are. And some just do it cos they enjoy the banter.

You got to learn to weed out the timewasters is all. Stick non-negoprice on it and don't entertain and you might be bothered less.

Ilamina:

Happy birthday Ilamina. Your days will be long and sweet.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24I4atsS0V8

bendike:
Obi stands to gain nothing from serving Nigeria because he is an accomplished man. His skills are needed for the betterment of Nigeria. You use the fact that he mentions China as a case study always to belittle him.
Anyway, we know the progress china has made over the years beating UK, Germany, Japan and now contesting the US to be number 1 economy in the world in just a relative short time.
Look at his points raised and not the miopic sideline issues.

I have been hearing a lot of very good things about Obi I dare say, even attempts to tarnish his name have failed as far as I have seen but his bedfellow stinks to high hell that even when I hold my nose I smell him here on earth! Why would such a decent person like you Obi hook up with Atiku for Christ sake? Do you seriously think you can sanitise Atiku with your decency and make him clean?

Atiku is way too dirty for him to be cleaned by you Obi I'll ask my friends on Nairaland to tell you if they pass your way. You should go and find a better bedfellow instead of letting that dirty Atiku near you!

flames01:
Yeah, he runs things and may run you into a ditch soon.

I can safely say it will be far more shallower a ditch than the pit Atiku would run Nigeria into!

liberalchick:
Are you Nigerian? Evolution is part of the school curriculum. It’s compulsory.

It might not have been when he went to old school.

segunmelvin:
no sense in this let's not quote each other again..... ciao

Do whatever you want!
You don't tell buda who to quote or not!

kkins25:
My brother, calm down before i die of laughter for here.. Hahahahahahahaha.. Hahahahahahahaha.. Hahahahahahahaha... Budaatum, if i were his father, i for don use am do r**tuals.. Haha.... Lol

Tell me about it!

Talking about rituals, did I not say I don't need to be cced on a thread I'm already on? You especially, come to talk of it! The last time you ccd buda you made a IndecentStar and I had to pay to bail myself. See receipt at the bottom! Don't make me come and arrest you with rituals!

segunmelvin:
if the lady was my sister I'll sit her ass down and down ask her truly happened to the money and why the hell will she block him....

If she were any of my sisters I will kick her stupid ass all over the fuqing yard! Nonesense! Collecting money and blocking his call! I will kill the bitch sister before she learns what money is if she were the sister of buda!

Except my sisters will never go outside and shame the wonderful home they came out from because none of us was found on the side of the road and my mama and papa are very good trainers so we don't need to collect anybodies money because we know how to work for our own!

segunmelvin:
he didn't lend her the money... and he his not the thats suggesting police cant you read and understand for God sake

If he didn't lend her the money what is he calling police for again? And what the heck do you mean by "not suggesting police"? Was he intending to arrest her with thugs??

Abeg go and read thru the thread and stop wasting my time!

udemzyudex:




Chai.. I hope someone is learning, you better don't come to nairaland for relationship or marriage advice ooo, omo dem go dump you when e set.


Dem go set you up

No. This is not true and you are being unfair!

Op's first thread posted on 22 May was the one below. We took this new thread to frontpage to try and save him because he refuses to hear. Please go and read what we told him then and tell me you don't apologise for what you wrote up there!

Need To Know If Am Doing The Right In A 6 month Old Relationship

segunmelvin:
if the lady was my sister I'll sit her ass down and down ask her truly happened to the money and why the hell will she block him.... you people need to understand that this kinda guy is rare am a guy i can rarely so such for a person am not married to yet..... there's nothing wrong in helping someone you're in love with.... and to saying why is he asking for the money......he introduced her into to the business in the first place and this same guy raised her a capital.... he his not asking her for the money back.... he his asking her for the capital so it can be reinvested... and she blocked him..... the dude did not loose anything the way i see...... the lady lost someone valuable i think..... and to op please this shouldn't stop you from helping people..... plenty of people bashing have need seen 150k before so it's like a big deal to them.... peace ✌

Someone's father on here said "never lend more than you can write off", so wetin be police? Please go through the thread and find where I said I've helped people. Or do you think I'd lie? 150k is indeed a big deal to some! It doesn't seem like a big deal to the girl though! So lets wait till it increases.

Op! Mr "Ready to settle down overgraduated older man"!

5M biko! It's little money for "financial" you.

cooltola:
Public announcement: stop giving your gf/fiancee/lover huge money or buying her a car or your life saving especially if you are not married . You are not her bank, husband or daddy. If she want money she should earn it or go and work for it. The only woman you should be loyal to is your mother or any close female relative e.g your biological sister if you are not married. And if you are married, then your wife.

Thank you.

Remember, men! We are Womanists! The type that is not equal to men but superior to men so anything man can do woman will do better so be a bank! It's all some are good for as we have learnt.

Kenturkey048:
most people on this forum read not to understand oooh,but for insulting sake..our chairmo didn't say he wants the money back.,he only said he wanted her to show him the recouped capital and profit so she can reinvest it..he wants to start up a business for her...he wants to start building a life for her so they can actually have a good home...all of una just dey write wetin una like...understanding far from all of us abeg..

I get it. He just wants to recoup the money, but he doesn't want the money back. Yep, I get it.

InvertedHammer:
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Good.

Isn't this the same format as Yahoo/419?

Keep promising phantom returns while bilking the maga.

You are her "oyibo man".

What do you intend to get her for your anniversary?

/

He will marry her now lol!

segunmelvin:
i wonder if this is what you'll say if the lady is your sister in question

If the lady was your sister in question would you not kick her ass a little bit then go home and ask her mama and papa if na tru tru na dem born am and she be your sister or dem find am for road or dem never train am?

udemzyudex:
But some people are crazy I swear.


The op said he took majority of the people's advice on his first thread concerning the issue, so how come a lot of people are castigating him for doing what was advice here?

Haba

He must have taken too much.

Regiomontanus:
F0ol in denial. Despite all the information you released, you contradict yourself with this poorly contrived lies to salvage your image?

Budaatum, the girl said I should collect the money on her behalf instead.

No o! Fuq off! She just call me say make I ask op to increase am to 5M, she go pay next week yesterday!

Op! Abeg where you de! Na me she send o. Don't mind this Regiomontanus. I fit come early morning before you go work. Biko 5M! You know she worth it.

Regiomontanus:
free cy4eve jare. If I were your father, I would conduct a DNA test because your stupidity doesn't run in my family. A colossal, incorrigible and irremediable stupidity is at work in you.

You claim that you are street guy with sharp brain yet you are behaving like gullible simp with no mind of his own and a mofo with utter disdain for rational thoughts. Despite creating a thread initially and getting sound advices, you went ahead to throw a birthday party for her, lavished her with gifts and lent her cash for her business purposes — the very mistake you made that made you open your initial thread. Now you are hear for advice. What more can be said to make you act reasonably? Street guy with sharp yet you importune nairalanders for advice on the simplest things. You are even weak to handle your sh1t.

Given all this, you still had the guts to lash out at cy4eve. Did she ask you to be f0ol? Is she responsible for your foolishness? Learn to handle and own your shit. If you were my son and I had my way, I would brutally scourge your beta ass in front of your siblings to make an example of you.

Tell him!

Excuzeme:
Waht is this one saying?
Did you even read the story or you just skipped where he said "She told him th emoney is with her friend and she has asked her to deposit it into the bank"?

Which one is times are hard, it is not her fault, things did nt turn out bla bla bla?

SMH sef.

I think he said she lent 80k to her father.

Op please correct me if I'm lying. I'm not sure.

GreenWhiteGreen:
150k is small amount to some people. Less than $500. so what's the problem with you guys abusing him. If that money is much to you, I pray God lift you financially, then you guys can relate better and stop saying he lost money.

It's not the money Green. Even if it were ten Naira I tell you, it's not the money at all.

24SEVEN:
My mind dey tell me say you be Yoruba boy. A normal Igbo boy can't fit try this. Mbanu!!!

Mbanu my ass! Abeg comot there! We disown him if he was Yoruba before, don't annoy me! He can go an be from one of those tiny tribes that nobody knows or Mali self. He must not be Yoruba! Mba! Mba!

livelymatilda:
Please be sincere... Are you up to 15 years old?

Shepherd00:
Pls take it easy with him nah. We cannot all be against him.

Why, Shepherd? Should I leave behavior that bothers me and be against the girl who is bothering God instead?

What you think?

biztip:
obi is d best governor or politician Nigeria can ever have in this hard and modern times. a man who left office with billions of naira saved in both local and foreign currencies for his state. he brought development to anambra state. those insulting him, can never have someone half a man obi is in their entire lineage and generation.

I respect this man. I wish his brains can be duplicated and given to many leaders in Africa so DT d African story will be changed in the near future

I have been hearing a lot of very good things about Obi I dare say, even attempts to tarnish his name have failed as far as I have seen but his bedfellow stinks to high to hell that even when I hold my nose I smell him here on earth! Why would such a decent person like you Obi hook up with Atiku for Christ sake? Do you seriously think you can sanitise Atiku with your decency and make him clean?

Atiku is way too dirty for him to be cleaned by you Obi I'll ask my friends on Nairaland to tell you if they pass your way. You should go and find a better bedfellow instead of letting that dirty Atiku near you!

flames01:
Why did you call Jonathan a corrupt person? Was it not because people around him were thieves?

So, why are you excusing buhari now that his cabinet members and people around him are thieves?

Yes, you are a shameless hypocrite.

I never called Jonathan a corrupt person! I don't think Jonathan was corrupt. The greatest looting. No! The looting under Shagari was immense and no one should forget Abacha and Babandiga and my very own big fat belle full of Naira shameless brother Obj the alaigbenọ!

A lot of looting went on under Jonathan but I wouldn't say Jonathan himself was corrupt. Incompetent? Yes. Drunk? Yes. Not exactly President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria being there at the mercy of Yaradua's ghost? Yes. Unable to manage the corruption that went on under him being an As Ho Rọ at their mercy the price being "we shall strip Nigeria dry and put it in our own pockets and you Jonathan will just shut the fuq up? Yes. "Jonathan have another drink so you will be blind and not see how much we are stealing anyway?" Yes! Corrupt? No! Jonathan was not corrupt. Not in my opinion and buda never said he was so please stop bearing false witness against buda who has done you no harm! Jonathan was not corrupt at all. He was was just plain useless, drunk, incompetent and not exactly the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria so sai bubu next level 4+4 who makes even my fat belle full of Naira brother groan and stop calling buda "hypocrite"!

Na sai bubu run things now!

I'm on a bus. This person sitting in front of me is on tindr liking ss. I'm thinking, what a wonderful world!

fcdgrand:
thou shalt not called God in careless, watch your word's or his wrath will visit you, be careful God is not your mate!

You and who? You think Fela was joking when he sang "me and you no de for the same category"? Abeg know your level and stop assuming you are on the level of buda!

Cheek! Telling buda buda and God is not mates as if buda is a slave of God like you!

flames01:
You really love to be deceiving yourself sha? Which your money are you talking about? Hasn't buhari and his cabinet also stole Nigeria's money? Let's start with the money squandered by buhari's government on the failed Air Nigeria. Empty hypocrite

Look at you. Failed Air Nigeria is your evidence for "Buhari stole money", which you slyly downgrade to "squandered", and add "his cabinet" and then call me "hypocrite", and you are not "deceiving yourself"!?

Thank you Lord that this person's type is not the only type of Nigerian!

openmine:

Why are you laughing? That your laugh is making me laugh sef! Even though I want to be furious at you all!

Seriously! 18 pages of poo poking and this isn't the only thread! If muttley were arguing for the non-condemnation of ss poking I'd seriously be on his side with tons of Bible too or does your own Bible not clearly infer that after I rape your husband you should give me your son too? Besides, if a person wants to ss poke of what concern of anyone is it? If I want to poke poo or be bent over by someone who consents to bend me over and poke my poo is it really anyone else's concern? Do I need the permission of any other than the person I'm bending over and poking poo with? So what if it's written in some book that I am pong if poo poker is it your poker that will pong? So what if some book says poo pokers pong, is book my God? Even if my God self comes down from heaven and tells me I pong for poking poo, so what? Is it not God? Is it not true that I can bend over bend over bend over and poke poo until I don't want to bend over and poke poo anymore and just say "Abba, Father, forgive me for I have poked plenty poo", and Abba will just forgive my pong? And even if I don't say "Abba" and say "fuq off" instead, can anything worse than burning in hell till eternity happen to me? Oh, I get it! You want to save me from burning in hell! Why? I made a choice and for some odd reason you want to save me! Are you my Messiah? Are you God? Am I poking your poo? Does my poo poking make you pong?

If I chose to poke my poker in poo it's my poker that will pong so you all should seriously consider minding your own pokers and stop behaving as if it is your poker that I am poking in poo or your poo that I am poking my poker in or you that pongs when I poke my poker in poo that isn't yours!

To you muttley, it is clear that as far as the Bible is concerned a poo poker pongs and no amount of twisting and turning can change that fact. You can go and poke poo and bear the consequential pong but you can't poke poo and have Biblical sanctification to pong unless you've figured out a way to have your cake in your belly as well as in front of you, and seriously, if you have figured that out I'd personally be wondering why you'd want to be applying it to your pong and not to your bank account or something way more rewarding than the pong of your poker!

And to you non-poo-pokers, even eating fish without scales makes you pong along with lots of other things way more common than poo poking so delight that you never ate mackerel and titus or you pong just as a poo poker and we shall see each other in hell barring "Abba Father" to the Graceful Merciful Ever Forgiving Lord God, of course! There's is indeed a reason to not be casting stones!

I'm hoping with this that I've got all you pongers out of my system, and I don't mind being quoted but a pong on anyone who ccs buda in a poo poking pong for I don't appreciate being raped and would rather you don't or I'll personally chop off your pokers so you have nothing to rape me with!!

You all are warned!