₦airaland Forum

900warriorz:
these guys that fetch sand from water though....the full okoko to badagry road. no be easy hustle oo

EkoErrands:
Just rebooth the damn phone ....at some point during the rebooting process the damn call will drop.

madridguy:
Seun nl is now home of useless news. Mtchew

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

...........Modified.......
Since this made Front page and I'm the FTC, it's a rare opportunity. I dedicate this to all the 30sec/ 1 minutes men like me.
A big thanks to my mom who took the pain of raising me alone since my pop died since I was 6, and choosed to remain single till date because of the love she had for him. You're forever my hero and role model. I love you mom and God strengthen all the widows out there... Amen.

"No woman will come and make me unfortunate in life, if I climb you for 30 seconds and you're not satisfy... my sister grow your own pènis and F yourself"....I'm out

nnadychuks:
I have this feeling that some of our celebrities use nairaland

Emmzy201:
So sweet
I decided to pay my girlfriend a surprise visit. when I got to her house, I met my brother in her sitting room.
My girlfriend was shocked when she saw me but she quickly composed herself, took my brother by his hand and introduced him to me as her cousin.
My blood brother is my cousin

govwike:
Abeg na children clothes she go dey model

Vinstel:
So one soldier was fighting while another one just dey one corner dey count how many people him drop?

DrChukzy:
So Zuckerberg drives a 500million car?


I thought Africans said he walks around nakedly.

midolian:
Tiger don turn musu

What is Dino scared of?


Pikin fit play with him mama bress anyhow, no be him papa ballz

ifymadu:
Sorry for their loss. I just wonder why the fire "extinguisher " officers refused to respond on time.

amalab30:
Spend wisely in life and in any discipline you find yourself. Igba o lo bi orere.

alizma:
no be these kind people wey we dey call superdees in those days?

7figuresalary:
Enough of this suicide this, suicide that...He's not the first to commit suicide... Its a normal thing...I've committed suicide before so what's d big deal?

Olalan:
RIP to him......
BTW we need to be careful with our associations not judging him but from his looks and tattoos one can imagine the kind of friends he'll be rolling with.....