₦airaland Forum

Uglee Helen was way more funnier.

No no...

Poor girl

Kondomondo:
Fellows when it come to sex I do anything to have my satisfaction. On 1 October night I went out to take a few drinks with codine and pills and I went home to watch some new porn movies I downloaded.
I tried calling my girl but she was with family , i tried calling up some random chick's but every one was busy eating independence rice and i was so Hot, lonely and bored
I tried mastubating but I was not really getting the feelings, i even wore my girlfriends pant to feel sexy and i even smell it to percive the smell of sex and i did every thing I could to have a nice time alone but to no avail and a thought just came to my mind saying have you tried raping your self by your self before.
Guys I then started talking to my self, i now acted like am two persons one male and one female and one wants it while the other doesn't.
Before you know it I started hitting ma self slaping ma self While forcefully crying out for help and using ma hands to tear off my boxers and forcing ma self to rape my self while shouting no no no no no no pls pls pls pls pls pls stop stop stop stop then I now forcefully mastubated like a rape victim I also finger my ass till I had a big cum and slept off.
Guys am I normal , thats was the first time I tried that.

Of course youre normal
A normal GAY with bipolar disorder.

Nathdougg:
I WILL ALWAYS SAY YORUBAS ARE THE PROBLEM WE HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY
SO BECAUSE YOU GUYS WANT POWER COME 2023..
YOU PREFER THE SUFFERING GOING ON UNDER THE LIFELESS ONE TO CONTINUE..CHAI
NO WONDER THE YORUBA MUSLIMS DEFEND ALL THE EVIL GOING ON UNDER THE ADMINISTRATION..
YORUBAS ARE THE REAL ZOMBIES..
THEY CANT EVEN SEE THE FLAWS OF THIS GOVERNMENT..
TINUBU HAS BRAINWASHED THEM ALL.
SMH

not all yorubas are like that
only the selfish ones like tinubu, fashola and aregbesola

obonujoker:
Lol.... even educated Fashola has gone tribal after seeing there's nothing to appraise Buhari for... lol... talk of a failure.. ....

well spoken.

James Cameron, leo and kate will get free tickets..

wise girlie

tasty guys..

About 20 million Nigerians do soco soco everyday.
So whats the news here ?

NAIRALLANDER:
Hello guys, please I need your help.
I started having acne about 5years ago.
well I looked for different ways to stop it but It just couldn't stop.

When it finally stopped, or should I say reduced, I didn't know my skin was prone to keloid. When the pimples finally started disappearing, it left little scars which turned into what you're seeing in the photos below.
Please I need help or advice on anything I can do to reduce its appearance and make it less noticeable, even if it can't be removed completely.

Please I don't need people telling me " it doesn't matter what people think about you", "Just live with it, there are people whose case are worse than yours". I only need advice. And also is there anyone who can refer me to a good dermatologist so that I can go for laser treatment?

And does anyone know how much laser treatment for this scar might cost? Please forgive my long story, I'm just too self conscious and in dire need of treatment. No insults please, just advice and good recommendations, thank you.

Hello i showed my colleague and he said you have ACNE KELOIDALIS and the treatment is quite straightfoward.
Call the phone number in the signature

igbobabe1kk:
they are currently 42 inches but i want it to look and be bigger like 44 inches

my plan is to exercise and eat well and well clothes good for my shape

thanks

You could either use MACA x-y-z dose in combination with a high calorie formula. No exercise needed.
or

Get Big bad curves cream and /or pills

You can then gym up with squats for that toned strong looking butt. Just like the girl below.

jejely...

Who wants to attend lifeless meeting ?

no.7 ?

hmm..

MayorofLagos:
Dapo has hinted that he is ready to be an open book as well. No doubt he will be incriminated. You cannot be Deputy MD and later MD/CEO of a money laundering company for 8years and your hands are clean. His mere signature on statement of account and audit reports is consent and approval for whatever financial crime was going on. Ultimate responsibility rests on him as CEO, not on shareholders. Alphabeta LLC and Alphabeta Partnerships are entities separate from investors and owners. The owners have immunity but not the CEO. Go and review case of ENRON in US, it serves as a global lessons learnt.

I dont think he received proper legal advice before stepping out with this info.

Yoruba say "kaka ki eku maje sese, afi se awa danu". That's what we are dealing with here.

Thats an eye opener.

Racoon:
Someone is about to blow a gasket on Tinubu's head.EFCC over to you.Fingers crossed.

Stop dreaming....nothing will happen

Dapo wants us to believe he didnt know AB is a corrupt money laundering house BEFORE he took up that job.

small cream...big..

she tried but...
im not impressed.

I concur.

wow we went to primary sch together...

OP succeeded in confusing everybody..