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Christianity Etc › Re: 'My View Regarding The Election (US)'- TB Joshua Replies Critics by calabardick(m): 5:03am On Nov 14, 2016

I think NEPA took light when he was downloading the vision, nansense

When God wants to destroy a man He first of all makes him mad

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Family › Re: Wife Of LASU Lecturer Pregnant For Her Bricklayer Lover (pics) by calabardick(m): 4:43am On Nov 14, 2016

Noblesoul123:
Somebody should have recommended cucumber for her nah! It would have helped to avoid this scandal

Are you suggesting that she should've migrated to the cucumber republic?

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Events › Re: "Big" Bride Got Married... See Lovely Pre-wedding And Wedding Photos by calabardick(m): 5:23pm On Nov 12, 2016

Congrats mate.
#teambbw4eva

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Used Chibok Ransom To Buy Powerful Weapons – Military Sources (Punch) by calabardick(m): 5:19pm On Nov 12, 2016

Nigeria is feeling the impact of the daura monk

Crime › Re: RSS Rescues New Born Baby During Yoruba And Eegun Clash In Lagos by calabardick(m): 8:48pm On Nov 09, 2016

back2sender:
This place is exactly where? Because am not sure this is Ajah.
Can anyone give the exact location? Am thinking its Ajah Ilaje

I just visit the place with my boys now, it's inside Lekki phase 1, you enter through 3rd roundabout (ikate), its after MTN Project fame studio

Christianity Etc › Re: What's Your Say About TB Joshua's Prophesy On US Election Now The Result Is Out? by calabardick(m): 12:19pm On Nov 09, 2016

Heresy

Please is he related to Lie Muhammad? Or is oga lie Mohammed is member

Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Thanks Chidinma Okeke For Opening Her Eyes To Cucumber by calabardick(m): 9:27am On Nov 09, 2016

Politics › Re: Nigerian Police Dog Pass-out Parade (Photos) by calabardick(m): 9:15am On Nov 09, 2016

gunuvi:
Hope the handlers are not from calabar. or else Na graduation to pot be that after two months of active service.

you no serious!
don't you know that their main active service is in the pot?
if you doubt my ask the next plateau man

Phones › Re: Xiaomi Redmi 4a With 2gb RAM And 16gb ROM At N24,000 ($72). by calabardick(m): 3:05pm On Nov 08, 2016

KuliMart:
Coming soon in our store.

am very interested in this device

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Crime › Re: RRS Arrests 4 For Destroying BRT Buses by calabardick(m): 9:10pm On Nov 07, 2016

Naija, what an evil forest

Politics › Re: Stop Wasting Money On Search For Oil In The North - Zainab Hassan by calabardick(m): 12:11pm On Nov 07, 2016

Another bad news

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Crime › Re: Man Rapes And Impregnates His Stepdaughter In Ogun (pic) by calabardick(m): 5:24pm On Nov 02, 2016

iPrevail:

The man sounds confident he didn't do it. And why is there no mention of the girl being a virgin prior to the incident? At that age she's already seeing someone.. Smh.

Ah bro, recently ledies get screw before they even see their first menstruation

As for the man, he should be punish like this

Career › Re: 8 Months After My Resignation, My Former Employer Is Still Owing Me by calabardick(m): 5:09pm On Nov 02, 2016

passyhansome:
[size=15pt]Thought our judiciary has been shut down, which court again?[/size]

Sharia court

Health › Re: 5 Incurable STDS & How To Stay Healthy If You Have One by calabardick(m): 1:08pm On Nov 02, 2016

Blendoscarz10:
medically or herbally @horpz24

All of the above

Politics › Re: Amaechi Driving Himself On The Street Of Abuja Today, Nigerians React by calabardick(m): 1:05pm On Nov 02, 2016

bongo32:
theres nothing new there over 15 past & serving governors drive themselves chris ngige does same amosun drives himself

You are right, Donald Duke when he was governing Cross River state does same. He drives around doing inspection mostly at night.
I remember once he was on inspection at night, he get to a certain area and the place was littered, he stood there and called the commissioner of environment, when the commissioner arrived, he ordered him to use his hands to pack refuse and he did.

Politics › Re: Amaechi Driving Himself On The Street Of Abuja Today, Nigerians React by calabardick(m): 12:58pm On Nov 02, 2016

Tolexander:
So what is the big deal?

Netherland Prime Minister has ridden a bike to work several times, dem no shout for him country.
Ordinary minister dey drive himself within few perimeters to office, he con be talk of the town.

Things wey suppose surprise us, e no go surprise us, na nonsense wey go dey carry for head like punk.

Naija is an animal republic, majority of her citizens are sentimentally and tribalistically senseless

Politics › Re: Sharia Police Arrests 11 Women for Drinking Alcohol, 'Romancing Men' by calabardick(m): 11:54am On Nov 01, 2016

Jokerman:
Isn't this d job of the Nigerian police

How can we have two constitutions in one country

How can sharia surpass Nigeria laws in the North??

I don't understand

They're busy closing down beer parlors, arresting patronizers, but what about boko haram? Why can't they go to sambisa and arrest them? Is terrorism not part of their religion of peace?

Hypocrisy

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Car Talk › Re: 7 Steps To Buy Your Car From USA And Ship To Nigeria Without Leaving Your Bed. by calabardick(m): 12:17pm On Oct 29, 2016

webincomeplus:
35 percent as customs duty is just too much. So, if you buy a car for N2 million, you have to pay N700,000 as surface duty. This is not a country.

This is why I use to say that Nigeria is an evil forest ruled by monsters.

Custom duty is scam!

Romance › Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by calabardick(m): 11:41pm On Oct 28, 2016

Sometimes when you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

Romance › Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by calabardick(m): 11:34pm On Oct 28, 2016

Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer because it has already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination scores, house rent, or for transport fares.

That which was supposed to be a tight corridor miraculously turn to a warehouse with factory fitted swimming pool, fvck satan

I hate pvsy, but yet I can't do without it, damn.

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Celebrities › Re: Van Vicker's Daughter Is All Grown Up And Beautiful In New Photo by calabardick(m): 4:17pm On Oct 28, 2016

talktonase:
Just keep praying that she will be allergic to cucumber.Or you will end up killing a live cucumber or eating it at the dinner table...

Naija ladies uses cucumber because that which was supposed to be a corridor miraculously turn to a warehouse with factory fitted swimming pool

Health › Re: Aba Girls Start Having Sex & Regular Boyfriends At The Age Of 10 - Godwin Uwaoma by calabardick(m): 4:11pm On Oct 28, 2016

Livefreeordieha:
ICHEI WOKE MADU..i nor dey vex oooo...i lived in nja 4 more than 2 decades..most of my life was in the barracks diff tribes diff culture we all lived as one..but today we av afonja and ipob..that scares me..wat will i do wiv my friends and the languages??and the cultures i got used to growing upgradually we are all becoming tribalistssomeone pushed the self destruct button and everybody is enjoying it..am not vexed. i am trying to pass a message to sane minds here..we are all guilty as charged...we all av moral deficit..facts be told without hanky panky..i av more self styled ipob friends dan afonjas..what will i do wiv dem nowsince now we are suppose to be at warcan u imagineanyways its all a joke no matter how much the teeth bite the tongue they will forever live as one..i just dey laugh na d new generation kids dey misguide demselves.

I feel you bro

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Politics › Re: Fatima Buhari Marries Gimba Kumo Today, October 28th, 2016 by calabardick(m): 4:08pm On Oct 28, 2016

iambabaG:
But why do they do this..
Give out their daughter's hand in marriage to their agemates?
This religion seff get soo many wahala!!

What baffles me is how a president's daughter ends up as a 4th wife. The man that marry her sef is remaining one bar.

Another prominent sugar mom on the making

Romance › Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by calabardick(m): 4:04pm On Oct 28, 2016

SirJeffry:
If I paid for the real thing, you must give it to me whether you are ghost or mammy water else both of us go dance "thriller" for the room. nonsense

Bro, your HOD no go stand up at all, your entire body will be stiff

Romance › Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by calabardick(m): 4:02pm On Oct 28, 2016

Taiofil:
dont mind him hibiscus76..Too much westernised lifestyle... If thats u on ur profile... U r pretty!

And what makes you think that boy is abroad?

A man selling rotten tomatoes at Agege coming here to form western

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Health › Re: Aba Girls Start Having Sex & Regular Boyfriends At The Age Of 10 - Godwin Uwaoma by calabardick(m): 3:28pm On Oct 28, 2016

Livefreeordieha:
ahahahahahahahahhahahaha i neva read am sef juz the headline made me lmafao...so now dem go dey export aba made condemn obo to afonjas and environs..shame big shame ntoorrrr to all the ipobs here and there....i thot all the flaties here said promiscuity starts and ends with afonjas..una see una life now..no wonder all una women na nymphos..so tey dem dey use CUCUMBER CHAI DIARIS OLUWA OOOO ALL DIS CONDEMN OBO U PEOPPLE ARE SHARINGi told u guys dis afonja/ipob shit is not going anywhere..if u point 1 finger to person 4 dey torchlight u 4 corner...see una life now...una dey breed babies,breed oloshos,criminals,kidnappers,body odor carriers,traitors,bigots,tribalists,nepotists,now una wan dey export diseases and slack honey potwhere is orubebe sef?we kant accept dis oh lawd!!!!!

Nwane, bia; you dey vex?
cool

Crime › Re: 6-Year-Old Effiong Lived In The Bush For One Year To Avoid 'Witch Killers' by calabardick(m): 3:21pm On Oct 28, 2016

uwagimboo:
Witches can be delivered nah, why the inhumane treatments..

Pls if u re witch nd reading this, Can i join u guyz provided i dont drink blood
I just want to enjoy myself flying to tourist destinations to enjoy myself...

I'll send my spacecraft to pick you up tonight, I'll take you to Mars

Health › Re: Aba Girls Start Having Sex & Regular Boyfriends At The Age Of 10 - Godwin Uwaoma by calabardick(m): 3:13pm On Oct 28, 2016

nrexzy:
If Aba girls started having sex @ d ages of 10 then when did Akwa ibom n cross river girls start

Autos › Re: Tokunbo Gmc 2013 Petrol Clean Bus Long Chassis Seater Fabric Seatsfor Sale by calabardick(m): 5:45pm On Oct 27, 2016

is this VAN still available

Politics › Re: Army Orders For Made In Aba Boots by calabardick(m): 12:25pm On Oct 27, 2016

Guyman02:
Made in Aba Shoes for the Army; thats good news.
Rice for the troops in the frontline from Kebbi
Berets from Kano
Uniforms to be sewn in Cross River
Helmets from Lagos.

Who says we cant make it as a country if we look inwards?

Nigeria is a great nation, she has all it takes to survive

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Politics › Re: Army Orders For Made In Aba Boots by calabardick(m): 12:23pm On Oct 27, 2016

Igbo kwenu!
The economic pillar of this evil forest called Nigeria

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Wishes Hillary Clinton A Happy Birthday, Fans React by calabardick(m): 11:16am On Oct 27, 2016

What a fvck is wrong with this local and uninformed musician? What do you know about American politics? What do you know about Clinton?

Do you think that is Nigerian politics? Can't you keep quiet and mind your fvckin business

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