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CrimeRe: Driver Steals Boss' Car On First Day At Work, Takes It To Church For Testimony by Caliph97: 6:53pm On Jun 27, 2024
Omo...u get issue oo

Walahi talahi
Obainoman6:
it's normal thing na, normally the poor should obtain from the rich in order to get rich.
life is all about kill, steal and dominate.
There's nothing wrong in what that driver did period!
how much are they paying him and is it enough?
Nigerian employers like to abuse and exploit their workers too
FamilyRe: Is This Enough Reason To Divorce My Wife? by Caliph97: 9:51pm On Jun 24, 2024
Na wer*y plenty pass for this platform cheesy
advanceDNA:
.... Plenty women do this.....u were just fortunate or unfortunate to see her expressing her lustful desires for another peniss.....
...u pple are fvnny.....you cannot marry a woman that has seen and fvcked tens of penis in her life time and u now think marriage will just automatically make her forget them and love only urs.....dey deceive ur self..... grin grin


Na u go marry woman wey her eyes dey street ..u better carry ur cross with ur full chest...

If hear say u divorce her....make thunder fire you
PoliticsRe: Of All Three Candidates In 2023, Bola Tinubu is The Best - Doyin Okupe by Caliph97: 9:03pm On Jun 07, 2024
Its heartbreaking to know there'sstill someone with this kinda thought in 2024

Kolorun shaaanu!...with everything wey dey sup for this country
Charly68:
I agree with you.. let's keep praying for him to succeed because Nigeria is a complex country. The obedients are praying for him to fail so they can context in 2027 . Some of them are so wicked in thoughts beyond imaginations.
Foreign AffairsRe: Guinean Military Junta Dissolves Government, Seals Country’s Borders by Caliph97: 5:57pm On Feb 20, 2024
U no talk one single point lai this...how foolish are you?
Blazebond:
This is the dream of obidioots,they are always seeking the downfall of tinubu government because their fraudulent importer messiah (obi) lost woefully at the last elections, people with zero brain, people with zombie mentality.if obi spit for ground them ready pack am lick and say e sweet.
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Wrong In Keeping Male Friends As A Lady In A Relationship? by Caliph97: 5:50pm On Feb 20, 2024
grin grin grin grin grin
Won ti do iyawo ee
BBIA:
are you a bestie to any light skin girl?

no offeinsce angry
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Wrong In Keeping Male Friends As A Lady In A Relationship? by Caliph97: 5:44pm On Feb 20, 2024
As for me oo,na guys i go dey blame pass coz most of unna no dey observe before una dey make these girls ur girlfriend
Person wey u suppose knack comot,unna go carry ham for head base on sey she fine abih she get yansh.90% of these girls no worth weytin dem dey call girlfriend walahi so my take be sey make unna try be friends with them before unna take dem serious,no how within a month from a lady's social media status and normal lifestyle, u go know d kain person wey she be...
They actually know keeping male bestie is wrong buh base on sey some SIMP don dey take ham like that from them,e don dey sweet them.. i repeat 90% of Naija girls na just Bleep materials so if u like no use ur head wella as a guy man!

Ire ooo!!! smiley
Gracelander:
I just had to ask this question because it's been causing issues between me and my guy. He doesn't seem comfortable at all with me having male friends and he throws tantrums each time I visit my bestie. He even tells me to my face that he doesn't trust me, so he scrutinize every move I make.

Each time I answer calls from male friends with him around it leads to him nagging about how much I don't respect him and it's not as if I talk dirty or tell them that I love them, just friendly conversations. We had a slight issue last night cos I came over to see him and stay for a week before leaving, I didnt warm the food out of anger and it got spoilt this morning. When I told him about the food he told me that it was supposed to be our breakfast so that means no food this morning.

I had to chat one of my friends and he agreed to take me out, I dressed up and left the house and he sent me a message not to return to his house. Did I do something wrong?
FamilyRe: Man Asks Wife To Return His Kidney Or Pay $1.5m After She Filed For Divorce by Caliph97: 7:06pm On Feb 19, 2024
U be werey grin
spiSeyi:
Another SIMP has been used and dumped, women are known to be betrayals right from time. The only creature that betrayed Man & God 4 a serpent should be handled logically.
Never deal with any woman emotionally nah wetin dem dey chop dey know undecided. She probably left the SIMP bcs he can no longer hit harder with his 1 kidney grin
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Caliph97: 9:46pm On Feb 03, 2024
This mumu wey hang boot @31 years or so dey compare hinself with ronaldo wey still dey ball @39

Omo which kain life be this?

Messi is the greatest playmaker in football,Ronaldo is the greatest goalscorer

Messi no fit beat ronadlo at goalscoring neva buh no mean sey Messi no be agba goalscorer and Ronaldo can neva playmake in a team like Messi buh no mean sey him no dey get better impact for hin team
Abih which is not vital for a team success?

Make unna just give unna sense,most of unna just start to dey watch ball around 2014 sha so I no blame most of unna


Buh dah hazard no go die well for weytin him talk so!

AImiron:
DAILYPOST
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by Caliph97: 9:40pm On Feb 03, 2024
Mumu say for us who knows football..or make u just speak from ur perspective!

Clearly u like messi pass ronaldo...ko sharrap!
infofta:
For people like us who knows football and doesn't support any particular club will say the truth.

Messi is the greatest footballer of all time. He is way better than Ronaldo.

If you don't accept this fact it means your reason is based on sentiment.
FamilyRe: Wife Catches Her Husband With Side Chick by Caliph97: 2:45am On Feb 03, 2024
More grease to ur elbow my bro grin
SultanOfAbia:
At least when War start
They will first carry you women and children to safety first before Men.
If bandit attack village, na Men Dem dey first kill
If arm robber enter house, Na the man go protect both wife and pikin

You don't hear us complain about it


See, it's not only women that have privelege in this world ooo

Men get their own privelege too
we are allowed to flex many women
It is our privelege

The heavy responsibility on Men today is enough to kill 2 elephants.
1 wife cannot solve this kind problem
You need wife and side chick to join hands inorder to keep Men sane in this Hard times

So lock up and get back to the kitchen..
Allow Men to Enjoy
Christianity EtcRe: Video Of Nigerians Praying For A Faulty Transformer: Dino Melaye Reacts by Caliph97: 8:56am On Jan 25, 2024
Ur whiningna top notch grin..
SeeWahala:
Okay, but I don't understand what is bad in them praying for the transformer to work again na undecided

Afterall wasn't it yesterday that Remi emilokan was begging us to fast and pray against the insecurity and poverty worrying almost the whole of her people?

I mean . . . What is good for the goose (insecurity and poverty) is also supposed to be good for the gander (broken down transformer)

Abi no be so?
FamilyRe: How Do You Cope, Divorced And Separated Men by Caliph97: 8:50pm On Jan 22, 2024
Na weytin *OP* suppose do be this

Why u go allow her carry ur kids comot in the first place,u dey jonz?

Na u be papa,unless na u leave dem comot sha!
Camberlo:
A good topic:

Me and my ex separated after 10years that produced a boy and a girl

She refused to move with me to my new house I built.

Although I carried along during the project and on D-Day she refused to followed me and my new wife.

After 2-weeks I was thinking of how to get the custody of the children when she traveled to another state and left the kids alone unattended.

A neighbour in my old house called to informed me how devastated the kids are and I should matter of urgency come and take the kids to my place.

I sent a nephew because I just returned from journey tired and exhausted.

They kids arrived so happy and full of appreciate on their faces.

Before she came back she already knew the kids are with me because she called the following day that I got my kids.

I wrote letter to the school authority that on no account should anybody pick my kids except the school bus or me.

She arrived and went to the school and demanded to see them, the school authority called me and I asked them to allowed her access the kids.

The following day she went again and demanded to see them, the school authority called me again and I told them to asked her not to distract the kids as they are writing exam. She rant and abused the school authority.

A week later she came to my house with the intention to have the kids which led to commotions and involved police.

At the police station I told the authority to warn her to stay clear my premise because next time she do so, I may not take it easy with her.

The police asked to stop intrude people property without prior notice that will amount to disturbance of public peace and if she want the kids, let her go to court.

She arranged with 2 of her friends to visit my house while I was in office and my wife called that she has 2 friends of my ex in our home they came to spy.

I used my laptop to type letter ot complain to police, state CID and NSCDC that if anything should happen to my family they should be hold responsible.

Their hubbies have to begged me to withdraw the letter as it's very implicating which I did with the help of elders.

Today, we are living fine with the kids and my wife, although she do call the boy sometimes whixhti do tell the boy not to tell her anything about our home.

Finally, I should have been paying UP KEEPING by now it not the way God do it's way as I got the kids miraculously.

I don't have grduge with her but she was wrongly advise by friends.

To be paying upkeep is not easy because if you meet bad woman, she would make like miserable for you, by always bad looking you whenever you visit the kids.
FamilyRe: How Do You Cope, Divorced And Separated Men by Caliph97: 8:45pm On Jan 22, 2024
Birds of a feather grin
maureensylvia:
Nice one Poco❤️
PoliticsRe: Stop Targeting Our Politicians In Corruption Probe, Northern Groups Warn EFCC by Caliph97: 3:13pm On Jan 22, 2024
U be mumu, u think sey one particular tribe vote for tinubu specifically

Person wey rig election like say tomorrow no dey!
Abeg dey use ur sense small
Arobaga:
If there’s any region that will finish the country then it must be the tribe that votes in tribe instead of competency



I no call any tribe name but if the shoe fit una tribe who am I
FamilyRe: How Do You Cope, Divorced And Separated Men by Caliph97: 2:52pm On Jan 22, 2024
Body go tell u one day,continue!

For ur mind u don make sense like that?...olofo nla!
BloomingDale:
You want your wife to dey manage just your weak akamu when better jollof, egusi, edikankong with better meat, brokoto etc dey outside? You must be a very wicked and selfish man. Una like to sample different dishes but want women to just manage una unpalatable akamu. The devil is a liar.
FamilyRe: How Do You Cope, Divorced And Separated Men by Caliph97: 2:39pm On Jan 22, 2024
U dey mind dah one?...too many people no get sense for this life,its too sad!!
Make woman wey ah pay her bride price dey cheat,u con dey temme make i dey endure

Onikure!!
DMerciful:
Seriously? Endure infidelity from a woman?
RomanceRe: The Perfect Gift For Your Ex On Their Wedding by Caliph97: 3:54pm On Jan 21, 2024
Dem don use ur head olohun..
NikoDeBonAmi:
Is it a must you sleep with a girl when dating her. What if you both never had sex while dating.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Men Are The Best In The World – Toke Makinwa by Caliph97: 3:41pm On Jan 19, 2024
No be lie grin angry
Zonefree:
It takes menopause for a Nigerian woman to realise Nigerian men are the best in the world.
CelebritiesRe: Marital Crisis: AY Makun And His Wife Mabel Unfollow Each Other On IG by Caliph97: 3:19pm On Jan 19, 2024
Exactly baba,na men ah go blame pass
Most of these ladies na just fu*k materials and nothing more.they wont add any meaningful thing to ur life than their overused toto..

Too sad!!
zedegit:
Not every woman suppose be wife. How you go make baddie wife and still complain say she no loyal.

You dey crazehuh
FamilyRe: Man Weds His Beautiful Japanese Bride ( See Photos) by Caliph97: 3:09pm On Jan 19, 2024
🤣🤣🤣..no be lie my guy
AmazingELixir:
grin

Nigerians and mixed race....the dna of Nigerians is now littered all over the world.

Never seen a collection of people that fvck like Nigerians.
HealthRe: BON Hotel Manager, Tunde Solomon, Dies Of Heart Over Ibadan Explosion by Caliph97: 3:03pm On Jan 19, 2024
Exactly bro,omo i no wan come this life again after this one
ATEAMS:
Everyday.....I courageously step out into the vulnerability of uncertainty.
CrimeRe: Nabeeha: We Are Yet To Receive Our Remaining Daughters – Family by Caliph97: 11:55pm On Jan 18, 2024
You are the real mumu..ur body no fit handle truth
What did he say that doesn't have a chance of happening?
U think those people have heart?
GTFO:
If this is what u have to spill out, then I put it to you that You're nothing but a dimwit..
I do not blame you actually, but your stewpid m0ther and dense father for copulating which led to your birth
CrimeRe: Nabeeha: We Are Yet To Receive Our Remaining Daughters – Family by Caliph97: 11:50pm On Jan 18, 2024
Guiness suppose give u award...the most foolish man on earth!😒
SIXFEETUNDER:
I'd give my life in exchange for that girl in red
CareerRe: What Will You Do In This Scenario? by Caliph97: 10:26pm On Jan 09, 2024
No mind them,dem just dey cap anyhow here

See 5million for ur hand first!
Godwin4444:
Make oga Rest In Peace

Local man need d money pass dead man ooo
FashionRe: How To Cure Insomnia In Less Than 12 Minutes: 7 Practical Tips by Caliph97: 3:51pm On Jan 09, 2024
U be werey lol..no be lie sha!
EEIA:
You didn’t mention cumming.

You fall asleep easily after cumming cool
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Chizzy Survives Ghastly Accident (Photos) by Caliph97: 3:41pm On Jan 09, 2024
U go just open mouth waa..u follow dem for car? Ozuooo
MichaelSokoto:
if dem don high finish, dem go mount steering wit one banny wey go dey giv dem bj 4 front seat...


thank God 4 his life sha!
CareerRe: A Man Begs Nigerians For A Job In Port Harcourt by Caliph97: 3:36pm On Nov 10, 2023
God abegg....I Pray help finds him on time!!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Dynasty Of Thieves: They Want To Buy A Yacht For N5b - Sowore by Caliph97: 9:47pm On Nov 01, 2023
Ko de ni daa fun e
agulion:
We Yoruba Muslims are very very comfortable with Tinubu leadership, we are really enjoying it, ipob members are hungry people
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Likes And Comments On A Video Mocking Messi’s Ballon D’or. by Caliph97: 10:01pm On Oct 31, 2023
Person wey don make ham for hin life..ur papa still deh village dey beg shrine sey make u see food chop...olofo omo
Yamleg:
Oloriburuku ashiere ni cr7. Na Jesus go punish am.
CareerRe: Please Avoid This Thing If You Want To Succeed In Life by Caliph97: 5:43pm On Oct 11, 2023
God bless you..you speak sense
haybhi1:
The thing be say this life no just get formula, na to just find wetin dey work for pezin, make pezin stick to am.

Three weeks ago, a guy I know of won 15 millionaire by staking a game of just N300. With 1000, that 15M could've even tripled. At that moment, I really wished I was a gambler. Imagine the turn around that'll follow that. There ade other stories out there too.

I think the key in life is just to never go overboard and always playing safe. Otherwise, life no get formula jare. Like if you dey gamble, always use your brain. Only 10% of your net finance. If you're not one, do something else to improve your life, but within limits. Because even careless businesses have ruined wealthy people.

With carefulness, no one ever loses. Ire o.

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