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Buhari commissioned rice Egyptian pyramid , today ebin piawaaa azuu


Today Another lamba from Gbajue Mr balablue is hitting the ground running with shege



SE scarcity of husband
Sw ebin piawaa azuu
NORTH insecurity, kidnapping and more insecurity

Man! You are current, i remember that rice Pyramid that year, all that was just lies. It is very sad

The criminals killing people are not fulanis, they are just hiding behind the name fulanis, Fulanis are very good people. The corrupt Thieving naigeerian politicians knows who these murderers are.

They will start dumping rubbish again on the next street.

UnemployedGradu:
Access bank robbed me during my NYSC, I have always wanted to avoid access bank but after we did our registration in camp and they issues up code tag we then head out to bankers of different bank queuing to register us then I was trying to head to one other bank but boom they saw my tag and said that I should go to access bank like everyone in my platoon had access bank. Access bank kept stealing from me through deductions etc..they deduct alot to the extent that my 33k allowance was always #32,950 even before I can touch the money! Evil bank!

Access bank are day light robbers.

Kangaroo law.

Which one is the female? All i see are 2 men..

UnemployedGradu:
Evil capitalist! He was among those hoarding and selling dollars and ruined naira. Would you carry all these billions to heaven?? I thought the helicopter burnt them beyond repair then which body is these nah?

I wondered also, if they were burnt who's bodies are those?


All that money he made extorting people's accounts.

Handle with estreem care? They are dead! They would not notice or complain if they are handled rough.


I hope he left all his bank cards behind, life must go on.

Yes, i like porn only when i am the one doing the forking and people are paying to watch my videos. anyway, i stopped acting porn for few years now, i got old!

Kusheer:
Vanity

Ask Herbert Wigwe

Poor man talk..

writeprof:
He died that you and I would live. Jesus Christ is alive. He will pay you a visit soon. Hallelujah. Read the scriptures below.

Matthew 1:21
Mary shall bring forth a son, and you [Joseph] shall call his name JESUS: for He shall save his people from their sins (by His death).

Luke 4:18,21
The Spirit of the Lord is upon me [JESUS], because HE has anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; HE has sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised, [21] And JESUS began to say to them, This day is this scripture fulfilled in your ears.

John 1:29
The next day John sees Jesus coming to him, and says, Behold the Lamb of God, which takee away the sin of the world.


John 10:15-16
As the Father knows me [Jesus], even so know I the Father: and I lay down my life for the sheep.

John 10:17
Therefore does my Father love me [Jesus], because I lay down my life, that I might take it again.

Jesus is alive where? In which country? how can Jesus pay me a visit if he died 20000 years ago? Maybe i should pay Jesus a visit instead.

Now they are free to have many affairs, inshort, they ve got what they wanted, very ugly creatures.

Sirmwill:

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And when you tell this women to kill chicken, they would be shivering, but to stab a human being is easy for them

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Go learn how to read and comprehend, you illiterate! Go learn how to read first, you bloody illiterate!

writeprof:
He died that you and I would live. Jesus Christ is alive. He will pay you a visit soon. Hallelujah. Read the scriptures below.

Matthew 1:21
Mary shall bring forth a son, and you [Joseph] shall call his name JESUS: for He shall save his people from their sins (by His death).

Luke 4:18,21
The Spirit of the Lord is upon me [JESUS], because HE has anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; HE has sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised, [21] And JESUS began to say to them, This day is this scripture fulfilled in your ears.

John 1:29
The next day John sees Jesus coming to him, and says, Behold the Lamb of God, which takee away the sin of the world.


John 10:15-16
As the Father knows me [Jesus], even so know I the Father: and I lay down my life for the sheep.

John 10:17
Therefore does my Father love me [Jesus], because I lay down my life, that I might take it again.

Yea! More rubbish!

You are still quoting from the bloody bible, can you not use your brains? Be logical

writeprof:
I thank Jehovah God for your life. Jesus needs you to come to Him of course.

Who is Jehova or God? I don't need Jesus, Jesus doesn't exist, i thought that your fairytale bible tells us that Jesus was murdered 100000 years ago, the Jesus that couldn't save himself from men who killed him

Who in their right mind would be a security man (just one man) in a Naigeerian bank? Unless you are suicidal.. and it is not as if he is given adequate ammunitions for the job. Just his faded out iniform and cheap boots.


For anyone to do such job they must have 20 grenaes, machine gun with 2000 rounds per minute shots. 10, 9 mm pistol with 50 rounds shots inshort, you would need a whole battalion, just as the Navy came to the rescue.

And to the robbers if you happen to be here on Nairaland reading, why would you kill an unarmed security guard? Or kill innocent people during your crimes? If they were not intervening in your robbing? Just take the forking money and go! Leave! innocent poor people alone no need to murder them! they are not the cause of anything.

Everything is a skit or is it content nowadays, i find it hard to know what is real on social media thesedays.

Emmanuel30a2:
I think he wants water, and she gives him table water... You no no say water no be pure water or water different from pure water, na y dem dey sell water, pure water and table water... But, can pure water replaces table water...? What we knows is that, water dey inside pure water and e dey inside table water... Gives me water, not pure water... Gives me table water not "cable waters" that belongs to mummy water...

Huh?!

writeprof:
It's well with you.

Ofcourse, it is! I don't need God or Jesus. i think Jesus needs me instead

Human right activist? Who beat his wife to death? He is not even fit to be an animal right activist. Maybe he didn't consider his wife as human.


From the way they look the man appears older than his wife. All these sad old men who marry innocent young women.

She managed to have 3 kids for him, what da fork else did he want from her?

So the ignorant backwards people wanted to klll an innocent man because he mistakenly killed a monkey? the monkey's life is more important than the man's?


Here is me thiking i ve read it all.

These goons wants to be considered as normal citizens of a developing and civil country?.


Naigeeria is a shithole zoo.

This not new, if this story is fake, then it is not doing any good to all the good white parents i have being out with their daughters growing up in south London and London E17, the black kid is nice tall good looking kid, she is lucky to have him next to her. Young people don't give a shit what race their boyfriends are their racist parents are ussually the problem, Some young white girls also wants black guys just as a showy offy or like an expensive handbag.

chopnaira:
Lamba though.

You can't complete a psychology course in 6 months and No organization will tell you to arrange some phoney date with a client. It's an abuse of trust and violation of ethics.


It was cooked up. Lol

Don't mind all these crappy fake stories. 6 months psychology course? Yea right! Course that takes 5 to 7 years to complete here in England.

writeprof:
It's a matter of time. The time shall come when you will know that God exists.
Psalm 111:10 KJV
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do his commandments : his praise endureth for ever.

Job 28:28 KJV
And unto man he said, Behold, the fear of the Lord, that is wisdom; and to depart from evil is understanding.

Psalm 14:1 KJV
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Psalm 53:1-2 KJV
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

[2] God looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, that did seek God.

More rubbish, you are just quoting from the same fairytale book made up by your colonial masters.

Can you tell the simple meaning of all these rubbish you have written above in your own language?

God can lick my bum!

FreeStuffsNG:
Speaking on the perks as well as the disadvantages attached to relocating abroad, especially being a celebrity, Femi Brainard said it is better to be celebrated and be a prince in Nigeria than to move abroad and be a nobody. He also noted that his wife does not love it at all.

Eni awifun Oba je o gbo.

Many of them are so stuck now that they can't even be as sincere to themselves as he is.

It's nothing but a wrong mindset to think that you will resent your own land/ country and expect that you will prosper on that land or overseas, it's impossible!

When you are not blessed in Nigeria, it's not because others are not doing well here in Nigeria, for most of you, you were horribly raised with the wrong mindset and indoctrinated to hate Nigeria by some of your parents who were part of those behind the multiple problems now facing the nation so you ended up and continued your life in a circle of negative minded unpatriotic people. You curse Nigeria, the land curses you back in multiple folds and nothing you sow in the land will prosper but if you bless Nigeria, the land blesses you back in multiples.

Until you wish Nigeria well and do your best in patriotism, you will never be blessed by this land and if you carry your resentment and hatred for Nigeria overseas, the rejection by Nigeria will follow you like your shadow.

The grass is always greener on the other side until you get there. What you are doing here in Nigeria is so valuable that if you nurture it well, you will one day be going overseas for business/ professional travels and enjoy vacations with your family and friends. And even if you still don't go overseas, you will be happy, safe, fulfilled and blessed here in Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Total rubbish! Naigeeria is a corrupt hell hole, only corupt lawless minded people can survive or live in Naigeeria, people with criminal and fraudulent mindset can call Naigeeria a good country. Because they believe or think a the fraudulent, lawless and corrupt system works well. When they then find themselves in a system that scrutinises citizens robustly, system that do not condone and applaud corruption, frauds and criminalities, system that do not applaud favouritsms because your brother, sister,friends or family members are in power, system that do not recognise so call mediocre Naigeerian celebrities and actors and actresses, system where influencial rich people buy the tax payers police to intimidate the poor and helpless citizens, system where the wealthy, influencial and proffessionals are equal in the eyes of the law.
System where corrupt thieves and criminals are not praised, system where you must pay tax, buy insurance for your car, learn how to drive before driving, system that hold people responsible for their actions and system where you cannot bribe your way out of artrocities, they cannot cope.

People like us who were born and bred in this working system are not complaining. Only mediocre Naigeerian so Called actors who are not recognised in a foreign country where he must compete with other citizens are crying. he wants where people will sing his praises for just calling himself an actor without contributing anything positive to or in the society.

Freestuff my ass! you think everyone is hungry here? I will give you freestuff rather.

Ofcourse, it has being expected, she didn't win one nomination.


Trump 2024!!!

G00dharddick:
I told one clown here on nairaland that Donald trump is the next president of America, but the Werèy kept screaming Nikki will win

How can Nikki win? She didn't even win any nominations not even in her own town.


Trump 2024!

This is nothing new, who in their right forking mind marries a Naigeerian woman thesedays anyway? Let alone take her to the UK.

Pennilessword1:
I really hope so...

how else can they spend all that billions of dollars they have being accumulating apart from waste them on irrelevant projects like these ones? They are just worried they can not take their billions to their graves.

hammerF:
THE LORD REBUKE YOU

The Lord can lick my ass too. who ever da fork she is.


I know you are the same gay ass man who calls himself Righteouness2

Pennilessword1:
These people know something we don't know

They don't know a damm thing! They just have too much money they don't know what to do with.

hammerF:
I READ YOU YOUR RIGHTS.

Good! Now what?!