₦airaland Forum

onatisi: pls dont take it personal ,i meant no harm

Make your posts without seeking to validate mine. Thank ya!

Grandma Okonjo KIDNAPPED from her 'village bedside'!

Ha!

odun joy: accepted, but is it possible the baby is normal and do not cry?

No! Lack of oxygen or seizures in utero!
Rarely do you find a baby that does not cry and REMAINS NORMAL.
Ask any baby doctor.

onatisi: then u are not married or someone is fooling the other,sorry about my blunt answer

Goodnews?
Not your gaddem bizz.
Sorry about my blunt answer too.
You try and get married yourself.
Goodluck with your search!

Nothing I will be too dead to notice or CARE!

Simply means the baby is normal and not neurologically impaired.
The absence of crying may signify brain damage.

Goldieluks:

You dey wait for my post?
Very good.
Make share ya own o.
Abi you nor get?
Abi you dey wait Bawilomo or "Jisos" to RESSURECT and kam to marry you for NL?

Mine has not changed .
I did not change.
Still the same.

PretiEbony: Good!
But why did you even join nairaland, isn't it time wasting too?.??

Did you not read what I wrote. . . I WILL STAY TO KEEP FRUSTRATING MY HENEMIES.
It can only be an addiction if I do NOT do anything else. . .OR IT AFFECTS MY FAMILY LIFE OR JOB. . . .
Lai-lai. . . .

There are different ways to commit abortions.
One way is to terminate the growing fetus. . .and another is to strangulate a healthy infant!
God be praised for 'BOTH' options!
Free will!

That is why that part of Nigeria is full of 'WIDOWS'!
Love by 'force'!
How can a pehnis rise with this kind of 'AREA MODA' mentality?

samally: Sorry, but you can't have all this??

the most key for successful marriage is TOLERANCE

You need to speak or write for yourself only.
You don't need to quote me to do just that.

Widowhood/widowerhood is a DIE-VORCE from God!
Worse than divorce from MAN!
Very catastrophic!
Sad to lose a loved one. . .
Everyone should prepare for such an event. . . .
That's life. . . .THE WORLD MOVES ON, SO MUST YOU.

Some widows are 'winchez'. . .who killed their husbands slowly. . . .it happens ALL THE TIME, especially in foreign countries.
In Africa or Nigeria. . . a man can die in the hands of his 'polygamous' partners where many women share one pehnis.
Otumokpor from all directions. . . .
I don't know ANY widows around me. . . .I just see their plights as a DIE-VORCE from GOD!
If it happened to me. . . LIFE GOES ON! The reason I enjoy every moment cherishing my spouse. . . YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU ARE GONNA BE TOGETHER THE NEXT SECOND!

Thank awa gods for the white man's land!
Making babies? That is the easy part o!
Even pigs and dogs can make 'babies'!
After making the 'babies' nko? What next?
Abi na all 'babies' na 'babies'?

Shayoo%:
I guess you are not a faithful somebody

Not for ALL THE GOLD IN CALIFORNIA or for ALL THE DIAMOND ON SOUTH AFRICA!

Instead of being faithful with my azzze. . . I'd rather be faithful where it matters the MOST. . . .IN MY HEART!
At least. . . .I will not answer to 'my fellow DIE-VORCE WIDOWS'!

e mandman: @calloti sorry to counter ur post, i check again and ic ua married.may it's working 4u dt way...am nt married but instinct tells me privacy shd not b brought into marriage..u can talk of CONFIDENTIALITY...somtn lyk "darling i cnt tel u wot d document is,it has to do with my office" not hiding d document or locking ur cupboard...thanks

The reason some can stay married or CAN CONFORTABLY GET RID OF USELESS SPOUSES AND LAND ON GREENER PASTURES . . . While others remain FRUSTRATED, 'perpetual', Ogboni-Okija, CHRISTIAN divorcees WITHOUT REPLACEMENTS AND SPARE TIRES. . . . expiring WOEFULLY on Nairaland "Romance/Se-xuality/Can I Meet Ya" DESPARADO shelves! Marriage is not the same for everyone. YOU HAVE TO FIND YOU OWN FORMULA!

If you don't have some privacy and freedom in your marriage. . .YOU ARE DOOMED. It is not EVERYTHING YOU SHARE WITH YOUR SPOUSE. If you can't do that with your blood relation, what makes you think you can accomplish that with a spouse. . . JUST BECAUSE YOU SHARE THE SAME BED OR YOU CREATED OTHER HUMANS AKA CHILDREN. . . .OR THINGS NO BETTER THAN 'GOATS' IN MOST CASES?

Sorry, forget all that 'bible' talk. . . I don't subscribe to ANY FORM OF SHARIA TEACHINGS. . . CHRISTIAN OR MUSLIM!


Thanksah!

centje: lmao!!! Go back to that militia,its a better handle for you.

ANY BARRY CALL MY NAME?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ58TVYNFro


Noooooooooooooooooo. . . MILITIA WAS TOO GENTLE!
I prefer Almondjoy or Callotti De HALLOTTI!

OR BLAZZZZAY! Don't even remember the password to MILITIA and I ain't innerestid!. . . .LIFE AIN'T THAT BORING!

Na wah. . . . Just barely 3 weeks left to the end of the year. . . people still get time to make wahala. . . .

Recession is a 'bytch'. . . .aka BROKE WEATHER! Mu he he he he he

Time for sweeeeeeeet 'vacation' jare!

2013. . . WE CLAIM YOU!

Despite the efforts of the cyber riff-raffs. . . . I DEY KAMKPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*back to wrapping my uncouNtable XMAS presents jare. . . just looking to see who call my name*



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okL-wzYT-LU

Yes, I will forgive him. . . he must have been INSANE to do such.
He will have to suffer the consequences in life and in death. . .
I love my parents. . . BOTH PARENTS uncontionally. . . .
Having lost one by his hands. . . ONLY LOVE CAN HEAL WITH TIME.
Yup! I love him that much. . . .AND SAME GOES FOR MY MOMMA!

Na only OYINBO peeps fit do dis kain tin for Dubai!

OgidiGBO!
]Merrrry Xmas. . . 2 more years. . . and the chopping continues!
Like Jesus, your death can NEVER bring salvation to Nigerians.
Good to know you are looking as FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRESH as ever!

Tain Godioh! You nor 'push' drug like some GOVANOS!

Na h-ONLE zinc you teif!

With some of my MOST FAVAORITE PEEPS IN LIFE AND DEATH. . . .My family!
Time to exchange gifts and SHOP TILL WE DROP!!!
My suitcases are packed. . . .just waiting for the online caterers to deliver the FOOD!

I have been shopping like a lunatic!

No more!

MU HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

MERRRRRRRRRRRRY S-E-XMAS!!!!

Why not?
I don't do any of those. . . .NEVER WILL!
Boring and such a waste of time hooking up with CYBER RIFF-RAFFS!
Before they existed, I was handicapped abi?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
I can do without ANY social medium. . . .I WILL REMAIN ON NAIRALAND TO KEEP VANQUISHING MY H-ENEMIES.
The only reason. . .so they can see how beautiful and prosperous LIFE IS!

Nothing like PEPEH-BODYING my e badu belle and e jolosi BUSY-BODI-BODI h-enehmies ON AND OFFLINE!

To always work hard and believe in myself!

MONEY CAN BUY A LOOOOOT OF PEACE OF MIND AND HAPPINESS. . . Unless, you are a PSYCHO . . . or you are CURSED!

dulphines: Don't conclude wether he is "NOT BEING A BORN HIA-BORN DIA NAUSEATING AFRICAN-NIGERIAN POLYGAMIST WITH ITCHING BLOKOS!!!" you follow am dey waka? lol

Trust me. . . .He get plenty girlfriends those days before the making of condoms.
As far as we know. . . . .
His children ALWAYS came FIRST!

Very joyous! ALWAYS HAPPY!

ffo: what is the meaning of the name?

Ask Urhobo peeps ejor!
I only found the sounds funny.