₦airaland Forum

Thank God I don't have any known relative in jail o!
They were all clever enough to 'jump' bail. . . never to return.
Freeeeeeee to contest Nigerian politics!
Amen.

Mu he he he he he
My new anti-psychotic is working real gooooooood!
God bless Uncle Sam.

What a funny thread.
Gash. Time for work already.
Carry on guys.
Una too much!

Operation 'open ya poohsie' for the court please!
Makes perfect sense. Any lady who has been r-aped should tender a police report.
Stigma or not.
I want to see the pictures of the violated poohsies myself.
I am a cerrrified, credentialed poohsie examiner.

Assassination efry whia.

Umu Nwanyi a na mi a li!
Waka waka baby o yeah!
Wuru wuru baby o yeah!


Madam, you need to tell your husband to keep his zippers SHUT!

Any man or woman that wanders out of his or her matrimonial bed is COMMUNITY CHOP PROP-TY!

Ho ha!

Coming from an Igbo gal kwa nu?
Mu he he he he he he
Up Bendeh!

Happiness is where you find it jare!

Is she not the one that stated that she does want to have kids?
I thought she did not want to get married too?
Well, NEVER SAY NEVER!

Make dem check the veins wey dey im 'bazzzzoooks'!
If you tap ONE and e 'get up'. . .na 60 yiaz.
If you tap am and e 'quench'. . .NA BABY 70S!

Mu he he he he he

As for educational qualifications. . . na TORONTO get am.


You lie for age. . .
You lie for academic qualification. . .
What else is he lying about?
Somebarry say DNA test!

Many NLanders dey falsify age o!
Dem say dem dey go 'skuu'! With grey pubic bia bia!
Mu he he he he he he

No surprises there at all.
What is the point of producing barrels of oil that cannot be refined in Nigeria?
Twice that amount is stolen by 'the you know whos' every day too.
Ye-ye --ANT of African Hill.

I wonder what the people in the UAE will complain about then.
Since the wonderful city of Dubai was built out of a desert.
Rain nor dey fall for dia o. . .but dem get water light all YEAR ROUND!
May God continue to manage the 'BlACK RACE'!

High_Chief:

Seems you suffered same fate as those students Blazay, why are you always so aggressive these days? Has anything to do with the economic crisis? Mu he he he he he

You hear say I be low-income-group Mgbeke wey dey h-enter bus for Alaba traders?
Na me you find come for this thread?
We know your kind whose pehnis cannot nod unless r-ape or sodomy is involved.
Ewu!!!!

dayokanu: Lasinoh,

I don dey go Night Figil, I must to phock that your ogbonge poohsie before the year ends
When is Oga travelling to Naija again

Let me carry you go chop fish for Aso rock restaurant

When you can afford a private jet, gimme a holla!

pDude:
Lasinoh! You never fail to make me laff! Chei! Hope say for real life you funny like U̶̲̥̅̊ dey for NL

I even funny pass for real life sef. My co-workers only need to see my walk through the parking lot and it is laughter all night long!
My family is used to it. Thank God!!!
Mu he he he
The only thing saving me from being a Christian divercee widow for sure.
Can you imagine 2 third-world, poverty-stricken, disease-infested countries of low-lives trading words like jobless buffoons in drunken stupors?
What do we expect from both with a womanizing fisherman drunk and an unconvicted r-apist for so-called presidents.
Mtcheeeeeeeeew again joooooooor!