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I have never encountered one o!
If I do. . .I will definitely KILL it before it kills me.
I will not be needing the help of any GOD for sure.

Mu he he he he he he

Will I die on a Friday?
Sooooooooooooo, who gives a phock?

Never did. . . Never will.
Dun really givva damn wharritis.

Mother Catholic. . .Father Anglican.
THEY NEVER ATTENDED THE SAME CHURCH!
The children went to both!

My husband is Catholic. . .I am agnostic.(ALL SIBLINGS EITHER CHRISTIANS OR AGNOSTICS)
Children go to Catholic church while I SLEEP all day IN BED!
The children can find their own WAY, TRUTH AND LIFE. . .like I found mine.
Free world. . .everyone is happy.

UNLESS YOU ARE A MISERABLE CONTROL FREAK. . .then you would worry about what others are believing in.
NOT MY GADDEM BUSINESS. . .I DO MY OWN THING!

In this house of mine. . .NO BARRY BOTHERS ME. . .I do what I damn well please. . .without disturbing any other.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE WORLD!!! TANK YE LORD!!!

Wrong title.
Please, speak for YOUR CHRISTIANITY ONLY.
Not religion in general.

Not afraid of dying o.
I am ever ready.
I am living a good life. . .and ready to check out at anytime.

Make dem go ahead abeg.
No need to disturb the world.
Yes, America is still powerful.

I dey laugh.
Na wetin consain NIGGERSVILLE with HUNKYBOROUGH?

When Mouttalab's father warned them of their son's 'terror' plan TWICE. . did they listen?
Till his blokos caught a-FAYA aboard the aircraft huh?
Nigeria is not listening either!

They deserve what ever honor they can get. They have worked hard.
They do not have a culture of violence. . .but one of self-preservation.
BOTTOM LINE? Don't ever DARE to poke your fingers in their eyes!

I agree!
I am one of them!

Who say 'ashawo' nor be work?

Mu he he he he he he

justwise: You got every right to defend your cheap and cheerful goods.

I'm not ignorant, i have done my fair share of travelling, though not to China but i have been to that region, Chinese goods are generally of low quality, i don't need to apologies for saying that.

How do you know?
Yes, you are ignorant of the way the CHINESE market works.
Chinese goods are inferior IF YOU WANT INFERIOR GOODS!
If you want genuine GUCCI. . .They will make it for you too.
BOTTOM LINE? Not all Chinese goods are inferior.
YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU GET. . .YOUR CHOICE!

Don't blame the Chinese. It is what YOUR DEALERS ask for. . . you get in YOUR STORES. Period.
Which region have you travelled to? If not China. . .you cannot speak for China.
They will even tell you UPFRONT. . .real from fake. The real things go to Bond Street. . .while the fake go to Liverpool Street!
ALL NA MADE IN CHINA!

Is Tinubu 60(Youth Leader) or 90(Youth Elder)?
They should answer that wan too!

My best experience has been China.
Their culture is rich, diversified and entertaining.
So much to do.

Next is the UAE. . .a dream to behold.
A truly competitive spirit to prove the world wrong.
Yes, Muslims and Christians can live in peace.

Next port of call. . . Bombay India or Doha Qatar!
I love to travel to different places.

My favorite place on earth. . .VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!

As for what to do?. . . Too much to tell.

Night life in Las Vegas. . .Shopping in the UAE. . . .BIG BUSINESS and TOURISM in China.

Sums it up nicely.

Ignorance is bliss indeed.
Made in China goods are indeed inferior IF YOU ASK FOR INFERIOR QUALITY.
Please, educate yourself.
Go to any store in China. . .they will honestly tell you the different grades and qualities of goods.
THEY MAKE IT ALL.

If you can afford the real thing. . . YOU PAY THE REAL PRICE.

Most dealers ask for the inferior grades to make money. . .and THE CHINESE WILL GLADLY MAKE THEM FOR YOU.
You tell them WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD. . . like in India. . .and they work with YOUR INFERIOR BUDGET!!!!

Please, educate yourselves!
TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD AND REDUCE YOUR LEVEL OF IGNORANCE!!!

A case of the blind, leading the blind.
Mu he he he he he he

Always a possibility.
Nothing lasts for ever.

gegee: calotti is a man !

Hmmmmm!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!
Na wah o!

The two Nigerians, Christian Chidi Ejimbe and Innocent Oluchukwu Egbo, may have blazed the trail in the illicit business of drug trafficking in the history of the country. They were found to have ingested liquid cocaine neatly wrapped inside male condoms. The two drug couriers were detected by the aid of scanning machine at the arrival hall of the airport. Both of them arrived from Venezuela with Emergency Travel Certificate aboard South Africa Airline flight.

Na real 'Portland Trail Blazers'!

That was fast.
Sooooooooo, any hopes of apprehending the Abia 'hi-five' gang of r-apists?
Or those NASTY UNIBEN uncouth touts on Youtube performing 'r-ape' of lesbos as 'corrective action' for homosexuality on females ONLY.
I hope these young men are not accused falsely like those 'Zaki' and 'Uche' on Facebook o.
We need concrete DNA evidence. . .not just coerced confessions by 'Nigerian Pilfering Force'!
That way the appropraite punishment is metted out ASAP. . .WITHOUT TRIAL!

Please, do not commit PERJURY in front of the world.
Do not stand in front of ANY HOLY BOOK and repeat the bolded part of your post in ANY PART OF THIS WORLD. . .OR THE AFTERLIFE!
You will go STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

Because of 'front' and 'back' lash plus 'side' lashes from 'hater'-posters of NL(especially the ****perverted men on this forum). . .I will not elaborate further. Please, read this article and you will get my drift.

[size=4pt]NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER TRUST A NIGERIAN MAN WITH ANYTHING WITH A POOHSIE(INCLUDING HIS MOMMA'S. . .NO MATTER HOW OLD OR YOUNG. NATIVE FOWLS INCLUDED!!![/size]

http://www.onlinenigeria.com/adprint.asp?blurb=71

In home videos (no thanks to Cossy Orjiakor, Sandra Achums, Shan George, Halima Abubakar and Jolade Ekeinde etc), also, in popular music (Juju, Fuji, Afro, Rap), the subsisting pervasive imagery is that of sex. And so, sex is the central image in the Nigerian male consciousness.

Every male in this land is a rapist waiting to break loose, what differs is the degree and form of animal expression. A man sees a well-dressed woman or lady, he thinks it is his business to make a comment: "Hi, I like your dress, you look edible, or delicious or great". It is perhaps only in Nigeria that a man would tell a woman that she is "delicious, edible". It is as if Nigerian men are all repressed carnivores.

A Nigerian man wrote this o. Not me.

This post is a duplicate. Deleted by Callotti De Hallotti!

High_Chief: So when are you tendering your own police report?

Una gree let me see the poohsies?
I volunteered to help y'awl 'measure' the 'VOLUME'. . .una begin dey cuss me.
I have gone to do my own investigations myself. I will keep the pictures in a safety deposit box.
I don't trust you guys.

Na who una dey cuss for this thread?
Mgbo. . .mgbo. . .mgbo. . .PIA FU KWA GI UNU I SHI!

pDude: Lasinoh aka Blazay na wah for dis ya yeye funny mouth oooooo!
Chei! You too funny gan!!

My dia 'friend'? It looks like you are the only one that has come to h-understand me around here these days o. WALAHI!
Can you imagine? I don't know why my comments cause such acrimony on NL and beyond o!
If I get a copy of those 'poohsie' pictures, you will see as they will be rushing to befriend me.
Is it a crime to verify if a poohsie has been indeed violated 'for the first time'?
I am only concerned about the 'virgins'. . .the other "express ways"?
Just one more 'fisherman' in the ocean. We ain't gonna know the difference.
I bet you those violators will not draw 'first' blood from the other congos with smell 'pehinises' in short.

Please, no one should attack me o! I am just saying my 'own'!
I am trying to be 'peace-loving' these days.
Thank you in advance.

bittyend: Your profile pic is still giving me sleepless nights.

Sorry dia.
It is to cure Nigerian men from 'lecherous' thoughts.
So they don't become overly perverted.
Did you not suck enough as a child?


Please, carry on with the yappies on this thread.
I am soooooooooo loving it!
Later darling. Time to go and 'wash it'. . . bad smell at work can be offensive to customers!

Definitely ONLINE!