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God bless you Pocahontas... for the previous and present threads.

I am encouraged.

Get close to the girls that the bad are in relationships with. Na their u go know say God dey punish people.

They are rotten to the core, and are usually very attracted to good guys who are confident in their own skin.

They hate it, and will stop giving you attention when you start acting like a bad guy.

Offpoint1:
One of the reasons I quit church, the idea were they don't want you to ask God questions doesn't sit well with me

I don't understand.

You wanted to ask God questions and the church objected?

LagBlogger:
Probably you share some similarities with cold hearted, cynical critics.

Whether he scores low on whatever assessment you call it, I am quite sure dude is testing the waters.

Criticize with helpful tips not harsh statements like extremely stressful.

That sounds hateful especially as you didn't specify ways he could improve on it.

By the way, are you the entire 7-8 readers? What if you're wrong?

The OP wrote in a way that his former colleagues coming across the post will know that he's the one.

I have a strong suspicion that einsteine is one of them, hence the attack.

Bobmarie:
I just commented this. It seems he was rightly sacked because his knowledge of his co workers personal profiles is very alarming.

Even if he was told, the memory retention is scary. Almost like he intends to do something with their details.

I read a comment in the first page commending his writing. That gave me a laugh!

Don't just laugh.
He's a good writer.
He got information about their personal lives from themselves.

Some people's mouth is an endless supply of information.

einsteine:
Poor writing.

Their ethnicities and alma matters are not relevant to the discourse.

The write-up lacks structure and coherence and at the end of the day, it is extremely stressful to understand the essence of your narrative.

He's a good writer.

Blessedmercy8:
SMH

She fit use argument frustrate you till you begin craze. Avoid am totally.


Happy birthday to you.

Fashola and Ambode did better than Tinubu

BBBricks:
Eat tiger nuts, your a name Aya, water melon with seeds, dates, coconut, banana, gorontula, English name snot apple,

Reduce sugar intake or alcohol intake

Do kegel exercise, meaning when urine wants to come out, hold it for minutes before it comes. This will reduce premature ejaculation

Let him do morning exercise like push up, or if he can't, let him do skipping rope or if he can't, let him do road work or of he can't let him lift a weight, if he doesn't see any heavy object, just fill two ten litres gallon and be lifting them with both hands in the morning

Also before you start fxcking your babe, don't enter on the first minute, do for.eplay for her, romance, kiss and cuddle her, lick her cl.it , sxck her nipples and handle her breasts
Make her wet before you enter. Sex is not wahala na enjoyment

Follow this advise. Buy panax ginseng and be taking.

Offpoint1:
It's impossible to say there's no other civilization out there.

If ever a civilization is discovered out there NASA will never make it public. It'll be a top secret and classified information only for world powers and some US top military personnels.

Such information will totally destroy the largest earth religion.

A lot of Christian's, mostly Pentecostals believe that there was life on Earth billions of years before the creation of man by God.

Another few believe that there is another civilization existing beside man.

Should such a discovery be made public, it will only serve to prove the ones that believe right, and help to win the sceptics over to us who believe in the existence of another civilization.

Christianity can never be destroyed.

Antimarraige:
seriously are you new on nairaland?

is the same person as nlpolicewoman and also uses the moniker eriggs and ilovedemmanna to like and support his boring and disgusting comments.

He works with the mods, that's why they will never ban him for creating multiple monikers but they are always quick to delete any comment he reports

Can you just imagine...

NLPoliceWoman:
Lalasticlala.
Rule 1

that has been very vocal with his support of Buhari, how many times did you report him?

Akproko, abeg rest.

NorthSerious:
Evolutionlove is the biggest idiot on this forum and it takes some doing to achieve that. Idiotic and arrogant; worst combination.

Most likely a teenager or in his early twenties.

An older adult will never reason the way he does, even if they are getting senile.

For him mind, na deep stuffs him dey yarn.

Ishilove:
See the rubbish you are saying to someone far older than you. I kuku don't blame you. Social media has made people very comfortable with disrespecting their betters

No mind the baboon.

Marxist001:
I can work as a baker. I have three years experience with UTC FOODS. Please link me up

Please remove my number from the post

Irondome1:
It's so disheartening that Soludo has turned hisself an to social media governor...

Meaning?

You mean to say he's not working and is always on social media?

I don't understand your point.

The housemaid is lucky. Some people kill their spouses and set up their house helps as the culprits, especially male house helps.

In Nigeria, a houseboy was accused for the murder of his wealthy boss ( the wife categorically stated that he left the door open for the murderers to enter), accused of escaping, later apprehended ( according to the police), took ill and died in the police cell.

One day, when I become powerful in government, I reopen the case and interview everyone involved in it.

I have a very limited understanding of how insurance work generally, but I know that the purpose is so that the insurance company will help you get back to your feet after a loss.

My questions are:

1. Do insurance companies in Nigeria pay?

2. Should a start-up insure the business?

3. When is it advisable to take an insurance cover and when shouldn't I?
4. Name the most reliable insurance companies in Nigeria.
5. Can one do business with or obtain loan from an insurance company?

CC:
Dominique, Puskin, Lalasticlacla

redcliff:
This is another Igbo owned business. Until Nigeria realizes that with an Igbo man at the helm of affairs, Nigeria may never become a producing economy. Look at what a tribe is able to achieve in the face of marginalization, little support from the government and hate from other tribes.

... and a northern based body, and a government from there displayed enough confidence in them to patronize their product.
I am in support of an Igbo presidency too but una too talk.

Igbos suck at politics.

jackcanfield:
I haven't seen any suicide method that is easy,you people should stop committing suicide , always talk to someone ....As we speak someone problem is looking for $40billion another person problem is looking for $4billion another is looking for $1billion another is looking for $100million , another $10million , another $1million another $100000 another $10000 another $1000 , another $100 ,another, $10 , another $1 to chop for the day ... and million and one problem,truth is problem no dey finish for this world because if the $1 get his money he starts to have $10 problem and the link goes on till he starts to have a $40billion problem.... So don't over think your life we are just video tapes entertaining Baba God or the Universal Intelligence, we are just actors and actress in a script... My prayer is Baba God put me in a script that Finish Well.

It's not every depressed person who can tell the cause.
They sometimes don't know why they aren't happy, with life looking meaningless, and it doesn't matter whether they are rich and successful or poor.

I burst into uncontrollable laughter the moment I saw the post

Truly, some people's enemies are members of their own household.

donaldking10:
simps like Banky W should have no place in politics.
He should still focus on licking his wife Adesuas' ass on social media as usual.
I guess that's what he does best.
Even to the point of spending more time worshipping her than focusing on his music and political career.
That's not the kinda weak man we need leading us.
How many times have you seen men like Wike or Saraki simping around their wives??

Everything and Everytime...simp, simp, simp.
Una go carry matter for head until e go begin irritate everybody.

Looking at it from every angle, we MEN are the custodians of civilization.

It's always an exception for a woman to be outstanding in any field.

I'm not a redpilller but make we dey talk true sometimes.

When they gave an inflated budget for the U-17 world cup Nigeria wanted to host, he asked them to inform FIFA that Nigeria can't host it, because it's expensive.

He was told that Nigeria will be banned because of this, man was adamant, that Nigeria will lose money.

They came back with a budget less than half of the initial amount before he accepted hosting the tournament.

We lost a leader in that man.

So I'm not alone in this matter.

73 years old Atiku looks younger and healthier than 70 years old Tinubu.

You lots are making it look as if everyone in Yoruba land is 100% behind Tinubu in this cause. I personally know Yoruba people who don't want him.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
You dey see am say na when people come online them dey do tribalism
But for real life and off line no tribalism ..

When I reach abuja for immigration go do passport na there I know say Northerners and igbos dey run matter

The person I met at the immigration gate na hausa man with uniform....he told me his guy can run it shaperly....only for me to be surprised the so called guy na one igbo man way nor dey on uniform...
Infact the two of them wanted to run a fast one on me

I experienced the same thing when I went to renew my passport in their office, again at the high court to collect declaration of age document and at the NIN office to link my SIM.
People no dey allow tribalism interfere with their daily pay. Na there u go take know say money important pass tribe.

Imbecilicsamuel:
True. I never knew the inner minds of males until I joined nairaland.

Now I know why marriages aren't working.

U go fear.

djon78:
But honestly with what I have seen in marriage. Having a negative effect na small

Marriage no be beans

But if one is fortunate to have a good natured/kind spouse. They will enjoy marriage

But when you end up with a spouse that is vindictive and very quarrelsome, come add low or no sex at all

Na hell on Earth

Real hell.
Many married people who are in the grave today, died from emotional trauma, not physical abuse.

27-28 years old.

DispatcherLagos:
To think I "stylishly" interviewed some married men on how they are fairing in their marriages....... you will not believe that over 70% of them wish they are single. And the remaining 30% wish they married someone else

I ask married people, both male and female, point blank if they are enjoying their marriages.
Most say that they don'tt.
If not because of morals, I for no reason am lailai!

DispatcherLagos:
To think I had wanted to put the engagement ring on my girlfriend's finger this Easter before I started seeing various threads against marriage......Omo Na postpone till further notice. I can't come and kill my happiness

This is having a negative effect on singles, male and female.
Thank God, the number of Nigerians on nairaland aren't many, or there will be fewer marriages.