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Family › Re: Single Nigerian Ladies In Diaspora, Any Reason Why You Turn Down Our Guys? by CalmElder(m): 4:52pm On Nov 26, 2023
BRATISLAVA:
You will destroy yourself if you continue this way, poking your nose into men vs women fights.
Me I just wan advice you.
Family › Re: Single Nigerian Ladies In Diaspora, Any Reason Why You Turn Down Our Guys? by CalmElder(m): 4:27pm On Nov 26, 2023
BRATISLAVA:
But by today she would be very used puxxy evening news paper woman according to Nigerian men.
I know you will turn it to men vs women fight.

You will destroy yourself if you continue this way.
Travel › Re: Japa: Nigerians Abroad Sent Over ₦‎1.5 Trillion To Their Families Back Home by CalmElder(m): 12:37am On Sep 26, 2023
When tinubu said that they should come back, I knew he didn't do his maths about remittance well.
Health › Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by CalmElder(m): 12:28pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Please, is there any you would recommend?
Thanks.
Almond milk
Romance › Re: Tobi Amusan's Doping Case Isn't Due to Racism. by CalmElder(m): 4:09pm On Sep 21, 2023
bigadler:
What about Marion Jones who forfeited her Olympic gold medals for doping, did it cause them to focus negatively on American atheletes?

At the end of the day there's an element of unfairness in it.
American, Canadian and British athletes are the most investigated in the history of athletics.
Celebrities › Re: Steve Harvey Shuts Down Claim His Wife Cheated On Him by CalmElder(m): 10:51am On Aug 29, 2023
Shame on the men and women who rejoiced at the fake news in previous posts, wishing that the news' true, judging the couple's past.

I can see how unhappy the ''saints'' are on hearing the ''bad'' news that the story is false.
Celebrities › Re: Steve Harvey's Marriage Is Intact, Reports Of Divorce Is Fake News - Ned Nwoko by CalmElder(m): 8:38am On Aug 27, 2023
Why are you people angry that the news is fake na?

Chei! People wicked sha!
Celebrities › Re: Steve Harvey’s Wife, Marjorie, Cheated On Him, Wants $200M Divorce Settlements by CalmElder(m): 7:50pm On Aug 26, 2023
This news is false.
The source of the fake news is a Ghanaian blog
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A 23 Year Old Graduate Working As A Housekeeper(cleaner) Pls Help Me by CalmElder(m): 6:41am On Aug 21, 2023
I will inform you anytime I see a good one.
Career › Re: Is The Manager Conniving With The Security To Work Against Me? by CalmElder(m): 7:14pm On Aug 01, 2023
Pretend that something is missing from the store, make a lot of fuss. Don't accuse them but be looking into their eyes straight any time you see them.
They will stop coming so as to avoid wahala.
Romance › Re: My Friend Always Takes Pictures Everytime And Everywhere by CalmElder(m): 8:59pm On Jul 30, 2023
She likes pictures the way you like 'likes' on your profile photo.
Family › Re: Will You Take Your Wife Back If She Cheats On You? by CalmElder(m): 4:22pm On Jul 27, 2023
Follow your heart. Simple.

I personally know people, not one, who took back cheating wives.

I can take her back if I feel like and no amount of advice can make me change my mind if I decide to or not.


I don't know if I'm an alpha, a beta, sigma or simp.
Career › Re: Should I Continue With The Job Or Resign With Immediate Effect? by CalmElder(m): 5:06pm On Jul 25, 2023
Dickcap:
Capital is fucking me up
Create a business plan and write a proposal to your bank for a loan.

Before then, go to the bank and ask a few questions for clarity.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Never Challenged Forfeiture Order - Peter Obi Tells Tribunal by CalmElder(m): 10:15am On Jul 22, 2023
seunmsg:
Is there any sense in challenging an order from a civil case?

So, if VIO or FRSC fines me N5k today for traffic offense, is there any sense in wasting time challenging the order?

Since it’s a forfeiture resulting from a civil case, what’s the point fighting it? Tinubu was already a Senator when the forfeiture order was made against his account. So, it makes more sense to simply allow the civil forfeiture order stand than to keep wasting money on appeal. Same way we all pay VIO and FRSC fine for traffic offense without appeal.
Stop wasting your time by trying to confuse people here. I know that you know better.
Nairaland General › Re: At Your Age, What's Your Biggest Regret In Life by CalmElder(m): 7:24am On Jun 29, 2023
Desusi:
Same thing happened to me in 1986.l was sent by my company to London. A British lady l met, was asking for my friendship then, l snubbed her because l saw her as ordinary shop attendance.l regret my decision later.
Sighs...it is well my brother
Nairaland General › Re: At Your Age, What's Your Biggest Regret In Life by CalmElder(m): 1:47pm On Jun 28, 2023
Divay22:
Yeah.. You're right..
You're just yourself too bad people take advantage of that
.... always take advantage of it.
Always!
Nairaland General › Re: At Your Age, What's Your Biggest Regret In Life by CalmElder(m): 9:11am On Jun 28, 2023
Divay22:
I guess now you can pretend very well grin grin
I can but I hate it when I have to.

Nothing as liberating as being genuine
Nairaland General › Re: At Your Age, What's Your Biggest Regret In Life by CalmElder(m): 9:08am On Jun 28, 2023
ourunivibes:
Ah i am in the same dilemma with you now. I have one a registered nurse in New York. We are planning something serious fa undecided undecided
No leave am o.
Nairaland General › Re: At Your Age, What's Your Biggest Regret In Life by CalmElder(m): 8:23pm On Jun 27, 2023
I regret snubbing a very attractive 42 year old American lady because of 10 years difference in age.

I didn't know how to pretend.
Health › Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by CalmElder(m): 10:24pm On Jun 24, 2023
Do the following:

1. Check your blood sugar levels

2. Stop eating sugar, stop taking alcohol, reduce bread consumption.
Eat more of veggies, eggs, unripe plantains, beans, yam. Anything without starch.

3. Drink plenty water, beet juice, bitter leaf juice, release stress build up any way you can and exercise regularly.

Follow the above rules and finally;

4. Chop turmeric, Ginger, cloves, garlic, black pepper and soak in water. Add a dash of coconut or olive oil (turmeric works best with oil and black pepper), add vinegar or lemon or lime. Leave to stay for two days and use.
Continue the process.

Do the above, dem never born dat prick wey no go behave himself.
Romance › Re: It's My Birthday! by CalmElder(m): 7:04am On Jun 16, 2023
Happy birthday sir
Jobs/Vacancies › Become A Pastry Chef by CalmElder(op): 11:00am On Jun 11, 2023
I teach the following:
Bread making
Sharwama
Cakes
Croissant
Pizza
Ginger bread
Cookies
Muffins
Meat pie
Chicken pie
Fish roll
Sausage rolls
Burger
Pancakes
Scones
Etc

Price: 150,000 for three weeks only
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Experience With A Lady I Hired And Fired Last Week by CalmElder(m): 9:04pm On May 22, 2023
Or11:
There's something called a warning which is what you could have told her. Try this stunt in a developed world and watch her sue you.
Are you sure of what you just typed. The developed world indulge such people...is that how they became developed?
Romance › Re: In Need Of A Wife For My Brother by CalmElder(m): 12:42pm On Apr 20, 2023
Goodlady:
You are proud.
@ufotty2001
See person wey you recommend don start fight o.


OP don't allow tribe limit you, every tribe has good women.
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Bestfriend That Her Boyfriend/fiancee Sleeps With Dead Bodies? by CalmElder(m): 10:59pm On Mar 01, 2023
OlawaleBammie:
Firstly, no man fvck corpse for fun unless for ritual

Secondly, a man who fvck corpse for ritual would never record the scene on his fon and can neither let a person record him. Infact, no one do ritual and let a third party be present there apart from his babalawo, are u now telling me it's the babalawo, who was supposed to be busy spewing out incantations that is recording him??
I was shown a video of how some young men killed a lady for ritual.
Family › Re: Married Ex by CalmElder(m): 7:41pm On Feb 28, 2023
Ficklemind:
I don’t find it strange since we were never meant for each other.
His genotype is AS and I’m AS too.
I missed that part... sorry.
Family › Re: Married Ex by CalmElder(m): 10:25am On Feb 28, 2023
I have several married exes, some will call and be like, 'I will never forget you'.

They do forget when I start treating them like strangers.

Another man will not cry because of me, even though it's not been easy resisting the temptations.

Start being cold to him.

Strange that you are not angry with him not marrying you.
Politics › Re: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour (LP Lagos Governorship Candidate) Engagement Thread by CalmElder(m): 8:09pm On Jan 26, 2023
TakeNigeriaBack:
Just as they do in Onitsha. Did you ask Soludo what he is doing with Obituary's agberos?
.


Bros allow people to ask questions and air their opinions abeg.

Mr know all!
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Accommodate His Ex With Three Kids by CalmElder(m): 8:01pm On Jan 26, 2023
Is he doing you a favor for dating you?
Celebrities › Re: If You Know These Men, You Are Not An Indomie Generation by CalmElder(m): 1:25pm On Jan 11, 2023
GODPUNISHALABI:
sylvester stallone is known for rocky marciano than rambo
Wrong!

Rambo, long before Rocky, established him as a legend.
Family › Re: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by CalmElder(m): 9:00am On Jan 10, 2023
Abeg, what's your qualifications and job experience?

I will search jobs for you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bakers, Assistant, And Delivery Driver Vacancy by CalmElder(op): 11:48pm On Jan 07, 2023
Boskybrown:
Yes
Send me a dm

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