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FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Living In South Africa Needs Help Reconnecting Back Home by Cantonese: 2:20pm On Mar 14, 2024
Hmm.

Out of desperation many have travelled abroad and found themselves stranded. Many get stranded because they look out for the easiest way to make money in those countries. With no yahoo, drug or prostitution to do for their living, they get stuck.

You find such people all over the world, but the worst areas are Asia and the Middle East.

I was in New Delhi, India, not too long ago. At that market places called INA market one young man approached me asking for 100 rupees for food. My associate wondered if what the young man asked for was real or not. I said na money e dey beg for so. The next “how e take reach this country”. Me too I said na plane e enter plus visa join.

It is very sad.

In spite of the self inflicted hardship, opportunities abound in Nigeria. Indians want to come here.

Motor boys on tippers and trailers make more money monthly than some bank staff. Those boys who load up tippers with sand make plenty of money daily. Those boys who pack your goods in cartons take home over 10K daily depending on patronage. Some call these things menial, but those who engage in them build houses from their jobs.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Ladies Above 35 Years Should Propose To Men – Rev Father Oluoma by Cantonese: 2:17pm On Mar 14, 2024
Tallesty1:
Just curious though.

If she propose and he accepts, what next?

Will she now go to his people for marriage list and all, or give him money to marry her?

Abi nah he no go take over there?

Nah set up if nah the later go be the case.
She has helped him do the job of proposing. Next the man should continue to ensure success. If the man does not have enough money, the lady who is serious, would be willing to contribute.
PoliticsRe: Everyone Involved In Oil Theft, Says NNPCL by Cantonese: 12:37pm On Mar 14, 2024
BodyCount:
Useless fools



Back all USELESS NNPC staff and give contract work to indians or Chinese to manage the refineries.
I'm sure in 6 months, all those refineries will be work to full capacity again.

ƊANGOTE IS A GREEDY THIEF AND A MONOPOLIST, HE'LL RATHER EXPORT HIS REFINED PETROLEUM TO OTHER COUNTRIES IN ORDER TO MAKE MORE PROFITS THAN TO SELL TO NIGERIANS.
If you employ Indians and Chinese people, where will you house them? Surely you will be opening the door for upgraded kidnapping.

The simple think you do is to make it DEATH PENALTY for thieves and economic saboteurs. With a few examples, all their thieving should end.
PoliticsRe: FEC Allocates N759 Billion For Road Construction by Cantonese: 12:28pm On Mar 14, 2024
Hmm
TravelRe: FG Considers Powering NRC Locomotives With Gas by Cantonese: 12:25pm On Mar 14, 2024
Where are the CNG buses please?
CrimeRe: U.S., Others Offer To Assist In Combating Kidnapping by Cantonese: 12:22pm On Mar 14, 2024
Highly overdue.
PoliticsRe: Anambrans Celebrate As Soludo Convert Ochanja Roundabout Refuse Dump To Fountain by Cantonese: 12:20pm On Mar 14, 2024
Paraman:
It's always so funny when someone from Anambra start wailing that Lagos is dirty
Is Lagos not the dirtiest of all the states?
Do you want me to remind you of Agege, Okokomaiko, Amukoko, Ajegunle, Makoko, Ajangbadi, Ilogbo, Orile, back of Mainland hotel, Oyingbo area, Oworonshoki, Bariga, Idumota, etc? Are those areas mentioned not part of Lagos? No be Okokomaiko person go shit, come carry am for nylon throway for street? No be Lagos person go shit for nylon, carry am for nylon enter bus to go throway am?

Abi you know Lagos reach me?
PoliticsRe: Anambrans Celebrate As Soludo Convert Ochanja Roundabout Refuse Dump To Fountain by Cantonese: 12:14pm On Mar 14, 2024
EconomistXplain:
Fountain is very sub standard...too tiny
Is it a fountain or not? Does it serve its purpose or not? Is the area better than it was or not?
PoliticsRe: Ndume: 10 Senate Leaders Including Me Got Over N200million Each For Constituency by Cantonese: 12:04pm On Mar 14, 2024
Leaders are saying clearly to the citizens:

1. Who are you?
2. You cannot do anything about it.
PoliticsRe: Ndume: 10 Senate Leaders Including Me Got Over N200million Each For Constituency by Cantonese: 11:58am On Mar 14, 2024
Putindbutt:
Abaribe also said he collected 266million and these men are ranking senators, so where's the 500million coming from?. If Bello Elrufai could deny receiving SUV, i'd never believe Ningi and his likes. All they do is form factional group to carry out an agenda.
Did you read well at all? Or do you even know what’s happening at all?
PoliticsRe: Bill On Power Rotation Passes First Reading In Senate by Cantonese: 11:34am On Mar 14, 2024
mrvitalis:
Power rotation would actually guarantee we elect credible people

Once it's this zone turn we know it's all about selecting best candidate from that particular zone
Power rotation would never guarantee the election of credible people. Rather it would ensure that credible people are shut out because of greed and corruption.

What we need are citizens with plenty of integrity. We need citizens who say absolute no to corruption in all forms. We do not need power brokers who choose leaders for us. Citizens must choose their best leaders, irrespective of tribe and religion.

The greatest challenge this country has is corruption. We have allowed it take roots. If we can get it done away with, then we can have a better country.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Beats Lebron James As The Most Marketable Athlete In The World by Cantonese: 10:09am On Mar 14, 2024
That’s it! undisputably the best footballer on the planet. Halaand recently said that there will be no other as long as Messi still plays football.

By the way, where is Ronaldo on that list? Obembet please tell us what’s happening.
Christianity EtcRe: Ghana Bishop Sam Owusu Apologizes To Jerry Eze by Cantonese: 10:05am On Mar 14, 2024
The jealousy no be here.

It has always been so with the Ghanaians. Always jealous of Nigerians, yet they claim that their country is better.

The man too the jealousy battle into the church.

Jagbajantis intete.
CrimeRe: Minnesota Mother Drowns Baby, Sends Gruesome Photo To Boyfriend (Photo) by Cantonese: 8:39pm On Mar 13, 2024
No child, no boyfriend any more for her in this life. What a very worthless young woman.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Police Officer In Intense Standoff With A Mad Man (video) by Cantonese: 6:31pm On Mar 13, 2024
Him sef no be mad man too so?
PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Blasts Bello El-Rufai For Denying Receiving SUV by Cantonese: 6:28pm On Mar 13, 2024
Why do they hide?

Are these revelations not clear to show us all that major embezzlements happen at the National Assembly?

While some of them want the public to know what happens there, most want hide and Congo ur the looting.
FoodRe: See The Onions I Bought At N1500 In Kano Today by Cantonese: 4:48pm On Mar 13, 2024
Namaster:
Cheap. Where is that?

Where I stay, onion is so expensive you fry your onions in oil to get the taste then remove them to be used the next time you cook.
Na so you come dey suffer reach?
CelebritiesRe: Happie Boys Don't Look Happy - Lady Reports After Encountering Them by Cantonese: 4:46pm On Mar 13, 2024
DonBenny77:
Nobody is happy in this Tinubulation anyway, you must think Cyprus is paradise.
Pastor OPM used these guys fame to sell his advanced payment fraud.
Delta state government and other well meaning Nigerians were willing to help this guys but Daddy wanted to use them like he used Ibu to sell his market posing up and down in pictures to trend his "charity business". These guys didn't need education. They needed skills acquisition or empowerment. He took them to Cyprus and abandoned them there.....
Everyone is entitled to his opinion.
Daddy OPM used these guys and dumped them....
shioorrrr
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Man Rejoices As He Captures A Very Big Owl In His Home (Pics/Video) by Cantonese: 4:44pm On Mar 13, 2024
Jennyclay:
What is he going to do with it now that he has caught his “devil”huh

Is he going to kill and eat the poor bird like that broke poverty wretched nairalander who killed and ate owl few days backhuh

Please let the poor bird go, they are God’s creature and not evil spirits or devils. undecided

owl is an harmless animal who goes about living their day to day lives just like we human. undecided

Let it go please!!
Let it go please keh? If na you catch enemy, you go smile? Bird wey specialize for night operations?

The man get two options:

1. Destroy the enemy. Set in on fire and let it burn completely.

2. Destroy the enemy. Roast it, add spices to it and chop am well.

Either way, that ozuguzugu missed its way!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Opens Land, Air Borders With Niger Rep, Lifts Other Sanctions by Cantonese: 2:47pm On Mar 13, 2024
And what about the southern borders closed by Buhari since the last five years?
FoodRe: Take A Look At The Food I Bought For N1,600 Today by Cantonese: 2:22pm On Mar 13, 2024
Hmm.

Next time be mindful of who you vote for.
PoliticsRe: Kogi Election Tribunal: APC Legal Team Leader Angrily Stormed Out Of Court by Cantonese: 2:18pm On Mar 13, 2024
ejimatic:
. Who knows for them? If BVAS has substance all those that used them to strengthen their cases recently must have won If I am lying ask Obi Atiku and Oyetola
That's why BVAS is there. Unfortunately those who lost cases just suffered from the errors and failure of INEC to play its assigned role with the machine

At the national elections, BVAS machines proved to be difficult to manage, judging by the magnitude of the job and the desperation of politicians to win at all costs.

With just one state, INEC has no excuse. If they delivered using BVAS, then the riggers are gone.
CelebritiesRe: "Baba Suwe That Stopped Downloading" - Seyi Law Dragged Over Comment About GRV by Cantonese: 1:40pm On Mar 13, 2024
CannibalTorment:
You are depressed jerk, embittered and shackled by frustrations, blame Your mother if you are looking who to blame for your deprived life, I didn't remember mentioning you in my comments before you came in with your depression and anxiety, better approach fast moving trailers since you cannot prevail on your subdued and deprived life
"jerk"? Come on, you do not even know what it means. But you exemplify it. You are a perfect description of a jerk.

"..frustrations". Certainly not. I live a joyful, peaceful and very well organized life, unlike your restless and hungry self.

"mother"? Again? You have never experienced the joy and pride of having a good mother, otherwise you'll never resort to addressing other people's mothers. But I can freely tell you that you have vagabonds as parents and you typify them.

"I didn't remember mentioning you..". You did not need to mention me. You must watch your words on social media sites, as there are people out their who will correct you of your misdemeanor.

Trailers are very close to you. Your likes attack and burgle then daily. Watch out for those your broom like legs, as you may get crushed in your attempt to steal food rations out of moving trucks. However, if you feel more frustrated than you presently are, you may take your stinking self in embrace to the closest transformer to you, in mortal friendship. Alternative you may jump into the nearest river around you to free yourself of your misery.
CelebritiesRe: "Baba Suwe That Stopped Downloading" - Seyi Law Dragged Over Comment About GRV by Cantonese: 1:06pm On Mar 13, 2024
CannibalTorment:
Hehehehehehehe you sound bereaved and grieving when describing your mother and father, so you have to use dictionary to show how wasted and derived you, God punish stupidity and depression, keep your penury mentality and wretchedness, trying to impress people speaking English shows you are empty and despicable, continue speaking distorted English while I make money
"...bereaved and grieving. " That's certainly your regular predicament. Nothing good is attached to you and will never be.

"your mother and father..". You exhibited typically the worthless beings that you call parents. With nothing to write home about, they definitely handed down that same penury mentality to you.

"...while you I make money"? You? Make money? What a joke. Surely you do not know what it is and how it feels to make money. Certainly you are young school leaver, with a very bleak future. You think everyone that you meet on the social media space suffers mental debilitation like you; a young fellow with absolute nothing to offer.

"...empty and despicable.."? You just perfectly described your worthless and deluded self. Certainly you must be a stinking, rag wearing fatuous fellow.

"Dictionary"? I do not require dictionaries to speak English, as you can see. You are poorly educated and do not even have an inkling how to arrange your English words. I suggest that you speak your mother language for better understanding.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Burst IPOB/ESN Major Firearms And Drone Factory In Delta (Pics) by Cantonese: 12:33pm On Mar 13, 2024
DomPerignon:
IPOB infiltrated Cross River in the name of fighting for Abazonia and Bakassi .


The Nigerian security forces have since rooted them out.

Now they are infiltrating the jungles of Delta north after they have been chased out from Ibo land.
So Delta North is not part of Igbo land to you?
How old are you by the way please?
PoliticsRe: Kogi Election Tribunal: APC Legal Team Leader Angrily Stormed Out Of Court by Cantonese: 12:11pm On Mar 13, 2024
ejimatic:
. What is the relevance of BVAS content on any electoral case? It is just a waste of time as only hard copies of results signed at the poling unit and results declared using them are tenable and reliable in every election petition!
Why then did the lawyers storm out of court?
PoliticsRe: Kogi Election Tribunal: APC Legal Team Leader Angrily Stormed Out Of Court by Cantonese: 12:10pm On Mar 13, 2024
iwaeda:
There was NO election in Kogi, the best thing is for court to order rerun. grin grin grin angry
The election held. Voters had the say, riggers had their way.

Now we can see the beauty of the BVAS machine if permitted to work effectively by desperate politicians and their irresponsible followers. We can also see the wickedness perpetrated by our failed leaders. The result also is what we find with the senators, who presently accuse themselves of reckless embezzlement of state resources, while asking citizens to be patient.
CelebritiesRe: "Baba Suwe That Stopped Downloading" - Seyi Law Dragged Over Comment About GRV by Cantonese: 12:00pm On Mar 13, 2024
CannibalTorment:
Oooh you are saying proper English made you and your generations despicable and miserable, no wonder you are frustrated and grievous, looking for who to blame for your depression
You pernicious little choad. You fail to see how insipid your words are. An absolutely vacuous individual, appearing to be sanctimonious, while living with a history of malicious poverty, infectious sorrow and renewable hardship.

With the mark of failed parental upbringing, how can you continue with such inglorious existence? Your likes in the end take the short cut away from life, jumping into lagoons because of your wrong choices.

Stand in front of a mirror and question your already damaged existence. Consult the strange gods of your worthless ancestors for answers to the crisis that you presently battle with.
CelebritiesRe: Court To Hear Suit Seeking DNA Test For Mohbad’s Son by Cantonese: 11:03am On Mar 13, 2024
wirinet:
Which possibilities are you looking at? Are you looking at the possibilities surrounding mohbad's death? Are you looking at the possibilities of a little boy who will have the question of his paternity hanging over his neck for life? Are you looking at the possibilities of the child not knowing the circumstances that led to his father's death when he becomes an adult?
What about mohbad's father who up till date has not been told the cause of the death of his son, a son her laboured to care for and train from birth.
I honestly don't understand the moral values of some Nigerians.
Now you looked at some possibilities. Or do you not realise that you just examined some possibilities?

What has "moral values" got to to with this please?
SportsRe: Muhammad Ali to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame by Cantonese: 11:01am On Mar 13, 2024
ultimateprof:
Elders in the house have spoken, let small boys like me listen!
Hahahahahaha
CelebritiesRe: "Baba Suwe That Stopped Downloading" - Seyi Law Dragged Over Comment About GRV by Cantonese: 11:00am On Mar 13, 2024
CannibalTorment:
I never knew English originated from your ancestors, since it made you miserable, then correct it grammarian
Your ancestors failed to seize the opportunity to learn proper English, unlike mine. Now you can see how they have passed on very poor English to you. Do you not realise, in your miserable state, that you should watch your words on the social media?
PoliticsRe: Gov Soludo Distributes 2000 Laptops To Head Teachers, Principals(photos) by Cantonese: 8:41am On Mar 13, 2024
VinnyBaba:
Carrying on, with the legacies of HE PETER OBI! cool smiley
That’s it.

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