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CrimeRe: Man Who Falsely Accused A Woman Of Stealing His Manhood Arrested In Delta by Cantonese: 12:54pm On Oct 12, 2023
He needed to have been beaten badly too.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Releases Atiku’s School Calendar (Photos) by Cantonese: 12:42pm On Oct 12, 2023
DrGoodman:
Challenge to Reno Omokri, show us the druggies school calendar and win $100,000 grin

One Dele momodu is greater than a million Reno Omocrooks grin
Where e go see am from?

If he tries to ask the question from his new principal, work don comot from im hand be that.
CrimeRe: Kwara Poly Students Killed Adeniyi Ojo, A Club Owner In Hotel Room by Cantonese: 12:38pm On Oct 12, 2023
theophorus:
Read the interview again and check the name of the Girl that planned everything and you will see that she is related to the one that have turned celebrity inside Kirikiri prison.

Greed and Hatred dey their blood.
Once you go join dem na you know ooo cos dem go carry their wahala join you.

Avoid people with Greed and Hatred.
Very idiotic comment.

The name of the other one you forgot to say is related to the others of your tribe in prison for ritual money making purposes. And she completely executed the plan.
PoliticsRe: how Two Christian Judges Conspired To Remove Me From Office. Nasarawa Gov Sule by Cantonese: 10:31pm On Oct 11, 2023
Very idiotic statement.

See face like gorilla.
CrimeRe: Man Buries His Younger Brother Alive For Stealing N1000 In Kogi (Photos) by Cantonese: 6:11pm On Oct 11, 2023
Na wah.

Sorry to say, but some Kogi people are completely cold hearted, very despicable and totally evil.
PoliticsRe: Arrewa Twitter Praying For Putin To Convert To Islam And Fight For Hamas by Cantonese: 1:27pm On Oct 11, 2023
Unfortunately knowing that Israel have America as their ally, Putin will only make comments and end the matter. Any peem in that area will see him confronting the Americans directly in that area. The only way Putin can get involved is that Iran makes a foolish move.
Foreign AffairsRe: French Troops Begin Withdrawal From Niger Republic by Cantonese: 1:23pm On Oct 11, 2023
malcom1X:
Africa wey no Sabi rule itself.

Another civil war coming.

Nigeria to bear the brunt of these refugees.

Apart from onions what does Niger have to offer Africa?
Lithium @$200 per kg, that the French were buying a@80 cents per kg. Now they can get the international price for their natural resource and have some peace.

By the way, the French are the no.1 sponsoring wars in French African countries.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Sadiq, Siddiq Are Variants - Jaafar Jaafar by Cantonese: 1:00pm On Oct 11, 2023
Hmmm.

Make una dey lie to una selves.

Meanwhile Obi raised some very serious points. We are waiting for Tinubu to respond to Obi’s simple request in Obi’s press conference. He should simply fill in the gap with those questions to make it easy for us to understand please.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Press Conference In Abuja (Video & Full Text) by Cantonese: 12:57pm On Oct 11, 2023
Goke7:
Obi, it was your headless mob that dragged the nation unnecessarily over the matter, they are the reason for the international damage right now. The tinubu issue is not a new issue but because of the pain and anger of defeat, you and atiku made a big and bogus issue out of nothing.

You waiting for tinubu to respond is a waste of time as he's more politically wiser than you, you are only trying to heat up the polity to score some needles points with your yeye press conference which is only a response to that of atiku as you're jealous of the popularity he has gotten over the matter. Better luck next time, go and prepare for 2027
Let Tinubu answer the simple questions. Every question addressed to him since the campaign, he forwarded to his “team”. Or were his team members his school mates? Are they his family members?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Press Conference In Abuja (Video & Full Text) by Cantonese: 12:54pm On Oct 11, 2023
“ I call on him to immediately & personally mount the rostrum of his present high office to perform a simple task once and for all time. He should re-introduce himself to the nation he governs and to the world for the avoidance of further doubt. He should let the world know his name, nationality his place of birth, his parentage, the primary and secondary schools he attended with dates as well as the actual universities he attended and certificates obtained. He should indicate clearly where & when he did his National Youth Service.

In addition, if at any time he has had a change of name, he should clearly state so and the circumstances. That, in itself, is no crime. This simple task should take no more than a few minutes. It requires no affidavits, prolonged court processes, spokespersons, agents, or surrogates. This task is one that only Chief Bola Tinubu himself through a direct personal statement can perform. He must perform this task urgently in order to lay to rest, once and for the last time, the many lingering doubts & valid speculations about his true identity..”

Can the above be possible? That’s all decent Nigerians are asking for please.
PoliticsRe: “Because Of Tinubu, The World Now Sees Nigerians As Fraudsters” - Obi by Cantonese: 12:45pm On Oct 11, 2023
“ Addressing the press, Obi charged Tinubu to personally reintroduce himself to the nation and tell Nigerians his real name, where he’s from, schools attended and certificates obtained”.

100% agreed!
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Desperation For Presidency By Adamu Mohammed by Cantonese: 12:44pm On Oct 11, 2023
EagleSquare1:
Ambition and desperation are two different things. He screamed emilokan and he got it. The man who didn't scream emilokan but thought emilokan and wouldn't let go when it is obvious emilokan wasn't for him is the desperate one here.

And that's what we are talking about!
Emilokan forcefully screamed and angrily pronounced with accusations that he was being overlooked by Buhari, should be called ambition and not desperation? He screamed emilokan and was voted for by 35% of the voting population, which was a record for the Presidential election should equate to “got it”?

If he was not desperate, why then did he scream emilokan angrily?

That’s what you should be talking about.
CelebritiesRe: Viral Video Of Kizz Daniel And His "Scary" Bodyguard (pics/video) by Cantonese: 10:00pm On Oct 10, 2023
No be by body when action set.

Na so one boxer go fight one boy for front of night club many years ago. As e dey punch the boy, the boy dey look for instrument. Small time the boy pick bottle of star, break am dey fine target. Everybody tell the boxer to carry one plank wey dey im front. E say lai lai e can never carry plank, say e must take blow finish the boy life. Small time wey hear yeeee. The boy don chook am bottle for shoulder. Everywhere blood. The next day we read for paper. National boxing champion down with illness. Meanwhile na bottle dem chook am o.

So this guy no be by height and chest. Make you no go disappoint yourself. Many areas dey na small boy like that go paralyse am.
PoliticsRe: IMF Downgrades Nigeria’s Economic Growth by Cantonese: 9:52pm On Oct 10, 2023
Hm
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Desperation For Presidency By Adamu Mohammed by Cantonese: 6:18pm On Oct 10, 2023
OluwaSegun0509:
He isn't the first, neither would he be the last.
For people like you.

For decent Nigerians who want a very decent society, he’s definitely the first and definitely the last with such a record.
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Desperation For Presidency By Adamu Mohammed by Cantonese: 4:21pm On Oct 10, 2023
OluwaSegun0509:
You also should come to terms the HE. President Bola. A. Tinubu is your prsedinet till at least 2027



quote author=Cantonese post=126317717]Hm.

Absolutely meaningless write up. Nothing added and nothing taken away from what is awash in the social media. Surely the writer should still be a little boy when the matter of 53 suit cases came up. Even if he was of age, he must be I’ll informed. This write up is simply nothing but showmanship. The writer appears like the APC version of PDP’s Reno Omokri, writing to catch the attention of Tinubu for an office.

Tinubu without equivocation said that the Presidency was his life time ambition. His supporters claimed that he carefully planned his way to that office for over 20 years. He’s desperation led to his now famous words (turned into song), emi lo kan. If you call Atiku a desperate man, what then will you call Tinubu himself?

Everyone has a right to aspire to any position that he wants in the country. Even though I disagreed with Atiku’s selection by PDP for the last election, it is in no doubt that he has been exercising his right.

This Mr. Adamu should just focus on other methods of getting himself a position, as Atiku is not his problem.
The most disgraced and abused President abi? How about that?
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Desperation For Presidency By Adamu Mohammed by Cantonese: 4:20pm On Oct 10, 2023
oyatainer:
No one is more desperate than someone who contested presidency 6 good times. Na by force?
And the man who shouted emilokan and said that it was his “life time ambition”, starting with the senate in 1992, should be called what? Or you do not understand what it means by “life time ambition”? Who can ever be more desperate than a man who begged to be VP in 2007 and 2015, after serving as a governor between 1999 and 2007?
PoliticsRe: Why My WAEC Certificate Bears Sadiq Abubakar’ – Atiku Responds To Forgery Allega by Cantonese: 3:51pm On Oct 10, 2023
TemplarLandry:
huh What of that Agulu boy called Hoe B?

Does he even have any authentic educational qualifications save his Primary 6 Certificate?
Unfortunately you are not educated enough to know how to use google. Maybe you need proper education. You may also ask someone better knowledgeable to get you all Obi’s certificates and qualifications, as they are all awash on the social media.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mossad Forces Display Bodies Of Terrorists Killed In Israel Villages - Photo by Cantonese: 3:47pm On Oct 10, 2023
Very terrible. Very unfortunate. We sincerely hope that the killings will end and a permanent solution for all.

Again we sincerely hope that the different groups armed and trained by Iran, stay away from the conflict rather than escalate. Hezbollah for example is attempting to get into it and that will lead to problem for the Lebanese, whose economy is presently in shambles. Iran on its own must stop sponsoring terrorists and let there be peace in the Middle East.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Economic Policies Not Living Up To Expectation – Financial Times by Cantonese: 3:24pm On Oct 10, 2023
Globad:
Good, let's take this one.

How long do you think that will take?
You tell me first.
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Desperation For Presidency By Adamu Mohammed by Cantonese:
Hm.

Absolutely meaningless write up. Nothing added and nothing taken away from what is awash in the social media. Surely the writer should still be a little boy when the matter of 53 suit cases came up. Even if he was of age, he must be I’ll informed. This write up is simply nothing but showmanship. The writer appears like the APC version of PDP’s Reno Omokri, writing to catch the attention of Tinubu for an office.

Tinubu without equivocation said that the Presidency was his life time ambition. His supporters claimed that he carefully planned his way to that office for over 20 years. He’s desperation led to his now famous words (turned into song), emi lo kan. If you call Atiku a desperate man, what then will you call Tinubu himself?

Everyone has a right to aspire to any position that he wants in the country. Even though I disagreed with Atiku’s selection by PDP for the last election, it is in no doubt that he has been exercising his right.

This Mr. Adamu should just focus on other methods of getting himself a position, as Atiku is not his problem.
PoliticsRe: Passport Home Delivery Begins February 2024 — Interior Minister by Cantonese: 1:07pm On Oct 10, 2023
I wonder how people praise these APC failed leaders.

Before Buhari's government, passports were issued the same day one applied. All you needed then under GEJ was to get to any of the passport offices, apply, capture and pick up before close of work the same day.

The process was destroyed by Buhari's government, actively supported by the same Tinubu, who now pretends to be a saint.

If immigration could issue passports the same day upon application, what is there to celebrate if the issue in two weeks?

The fact continues to remain that APC brought this country to its knees on all facets. The only people who claim not to know are the supporters, who think that wallowing in poverty and misery is a normal way of life.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Economic Policies Not Living Up To Expectation – Financial Times by Cantonese: 12:50pm On Oct 10, 2023
Globad:
These are all NOT short term measures 😂
So you think that there is no immediate need to restore peace and security nationwide?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Economic Policies Not Living Up To Expectation – Financial Times by Cantonese: 11:34am On Oct 10, 2023
Globad:
What would you have done differently?

Which political party should or can we trust?
What to do differently:

1. Security and peace among tribes and religious groups.

2. Agriculture

3. Get refineries to work

4. Stop crude oil theft by all means.

5. Promote trade and commerce

6. Put an end effectively to looting of public resources

7. End borrowing to loot

Nigeria rises without delay.
BusinessRe: Ladipo Market Remains Closed – Lagos Govt Clarifies by Cantonese: 9:21pm On Oct 09, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Gbadegesin added that while several markets had successfully met the outlined safety requirements and had been permitted to resume business, Ladipo Market would also be reopened to business activities, once it passed the requisite safety audit.

The largely Igbo traders are the ones delaying the opening of the market. If they don't clean up and ensure proper waste disposal systems are in place in Ladipo market then LASG will keep the market shut.
Make Lagos Clean.Check my signature for free stuffs!
Olodo. Always talking before thinking like your messiah.

The stalls, buildings and shops are mostly owned by Yoruba people. Yoruba people in very large numbers are also traders in the market. Infact there is nearly a balance of 50:50 between Yoruba Nigerians and other tribes. Your baba so pe mentality makes you believe that only the Igbos trade in that market. If you do not have transport fare to the market, ask a better informed person.

Shame on you.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Economic Policies Not Living Up To Expectation – Financial Times by Cantonese: 7:35pm On Oct 09, 2023
“My team and I”. Complete failure!

Removed subsidy with petrol @168 and the USD @700 in the black market. Now started paying the same subsidy with petrol @600 and the USD @over 1K naira. How is that not as a result of excessive igbo smoking?

Eight years of wickedness with APC and Buhari, sponsored by Tinubu. Now Tinubu has started with his promise to continue where Buhari stopped. Up till now, no one knows what Nigerians have done to APC to cause this wickedness in the land.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza Militants Practiced Kidnapping Of Israeli Soldiers (Photos) by Cantonese: 7:32pm On Oct 09, 2023
RingRoadMafia:
Imagine having to go through all this trouble only to have your own homes occupied, your cities obliterated, and your self worth completely perforated🤣🤣🤣.

Talk about a model counterproductive venture!! 🤣🤣🤣

Hamas will be used as example to teach children the meaning of the word "counterproductive" for decades to come! 🤣🤣
In all, I think that may be it. That’s a very costly mistake by Hamas and it may cost them their government and position in the area.

I thought the discussion were moving smoothly with the Saudis until this. Hopefully however a permanent solution can be found to this. The greatest losers are the Palestinians.

The Iranians too, who established Hezbollah and train Hamas, must scale down on their plan to wipe out the state of Israel. Their must tone down their terrorist activities in the Middle East and allow permanent peace in the region.
TravelRe: Another Truck Has Rammed Into The Ojuelegba Barrier. by Cantonese: 5:48pm On Oct 08, 2023
Now that truck must be impounded and ensured that the repair for the barrier is paid for by the truck company. It’s either that the truck failed it’s brake or the driver was high on igbo/paraga.

Again, aside from the barrier, government should ensure that warning signs and officials must be on duty to ensure that such things don’t repeat themselves.

Truck drivers usually get high before driving. They must be made to face alchohol tests on the road as another way of checkmating their foolishness.
Foreign AffairsRe: 44 Soldiers, 34 Police Officers Killed In Hamas Attack (Names & Photos) by Cantonese: 5:42pm On Oct 08, 2023
OnionBandit:
Good!

This Is just the beginning.

I give you room Scot, but you wan chase me comot.
Israel will suffer a million years.

..and it shall come to past

#freePalestine!
“It shall come to past”.

You see your life? Even English too hard you. How can you know what’s been happening with this kind of English? My papa tell me abi?
PoliticsRe: DSP Bright Edafe Under Fire For His Pro-gambling Tweets. by Cantonese: 2:54pm On Oct 08, 2023
Some dey bet 100 naira for some cities while heavy guys dey stake 500k, 1 million, 2 million for Asaba l, without battling an eyelid. Dem lose money, still siddon dey drink beer and pepper soup without shaking.

The man fit don stake better money oo.
PoliticsRe: PENGASSAN Confirms Return Of Fuel Subsidy Under Tinubu by Cantonese: 2:05pm On Oct 08, 2023
APC brought this country to its knees.

The decision of Tinubu to become the President of this country, coupled with his very blind and terrible supporters to follow irrespective of the fake promises and demonizing of PDP, has led this country into its very dark and worst periods since independence.

Prices have rapidly risen without the faintest hope of improvement since 2015. Buhari first was his body language and forex. The country then descended into extreme poverty.

Tinubu himself said that he did not take listen to his advisers when on his inauguration he declared the end of subsidy. Without the smallest structure in place, this man brought this unimaginable hardship upon Nigerians, yet asking them to bear. Now he has returned to subsidy. Prices of all goods and services have far exceeded the capacity of the common man. With petrol at 575 and as far as 600 in Lagos, Petrol queues have resurfaced. Now he has secretly started paying the same subsidy that he openly ended.

In just five months, Tinubu has made Buhari appear like a saint. Yet he says that there is hope. He says there must be suffering before enjoyment. His bewitched followers even agree to continue suffering. The same story was given by Buhari for eight years.

In these few months, Nigerians have witnessed unimaginable poverty. What have we done to APC? Who will save Nigeria and Nigerians from this party that holds everyone at the scruff of the neck?
Foreign AffairsRe: Taliban Has Asked Iran For Passage To Join Terror Campaign In Israel – Report by Cantonese: 9:26pm On Oct 07, 2023
HeeBraHim2:
Jews will rather die than giving Palestinian their freedom. Isreal know that Arab are blessed people and everywhere they settle Inside always filled with Natural resources.

No wonder they are gradually taking over Palestinian land and make it theirs.

Isreal is even older than Kuwait and Qatar. Meanwhile both countries are far richer and economic stable than israel, not to talk of Saudi and UAE.

The So called God people always want to mentain the unity between them and Palestinians

If Palestinians lives Isreal today, their economy will crumble Asap
.
“ If Palestinians lives Isreal today, their economy will crumble Asap”.

100% you do not know what you are talking about.

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