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PoliticsRe: Sani Danladi Is Not Barred From Public Office, It's A Baseless Rumour - Lawyer by Cantonese: 10:50pm On Jul 29, 2023
CannibalTorment:
Peter girigory Obi is the only politician in Africa without a baggage, he is free from sin, wrongdoings and iniquities, he is a saint, he is holier than angels, if not because he is married, he would have been called almighty GOD by Igbos
Now we can see clearly the effect of bewitchment, poverty, chronic hardship and misery.

Mr. Follow follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow follow. The song by the Late Fela Anikulapo Kuti was made for people like you.
PoliticsRe: Niger Coup: Buhari Expresses Shock, Urges Tinubu To Resolve Crisis by Cantonese: 9:21pm On Jul 29, 2023
So that baba cannot talk to his own people anymore? Always transferring matters to others, even after leaving office.
PoliticsRe: SS Man Explain What They Faced, During Bìafran War by Cantonese: 9:14pm On Jul 29, 2023
AuschwitzPrefec:
Okoro, you invade another region, displace it's leaders for an Okoro one and defend such on the excuse that you needed to do such because you were passing through it to invade another region.

Look ehn, you Ibos better bury any thought of southern unity .

SS and SW wants nothing to do with you cannibals
That phone/laptop in your hand na dem sell am.
The roof over your head na dem sell am.
The floor tiles you step on na dem.
The shoes and clothes you wear na dem sell am.
All the electricals and electronics in your house na dem.
The boxers covering that your small prick na dem.
The Korope and buses carrying you up and down na dem.
The spare parts na dem.
The torchlight to see for night na dem.
The fan blowing that your small head na dem.
The drugs to save you from the die wey you for don die since, na dem.
If you no get transport money to go out of that your one room, you go beg dem.
The pots, pans, plates, cookers, matches to give you food, na dem.

Can you see that without them you cannot survive? Without them you are absolutely nothing. Can you now see who are the true leaders?

If no be say you be mumu, you’d know that the SS has a lot of Igbo cities and villages. Go collect am for their hand na.
Foreign AffairsRe: Japan: Man Spends Over $20,000 To Transform Into 'human Dog', Takes First Walk. by Cantonese: 8:50pm On Jul 29, 2023
Leg and back must pain am. After that e go know. Again if e decide to return to normal form and no way, no be die be that?

Something the Blackman perfected the art since the ages. With juju, a Blackman transforms into pigs, goats, etc. If you dey pursue an e go dey recite incantation to slow you down. After committing his evil, he will return to his normal human nature.

And by the way, why not come over to some well known areas in Nigeria, if dem no go find im meat inside pot?
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Affirms Victory Of Kaduna LP Reps Member by Cantonese: 7:43pm On Jul 29, 2023
yarimo:
And you are blind to see the power of the people, in that of the president
Ah. I only see the power of misery, hunger, poverty and sorrow in people like you. Eight years of Buhari, yet your heart is hardened by the hardship that you enjoy. Continue.

You are like that grasshopper wey dey roast inside fire, still dey boast say na oil dey comot for him body.
FoodRe: Importance Of Custom Food Packaging Boxes by Cantonese: 1:39pm On Jul 29, 2023
Boxes for hamburgers and French fries are how much please?
FoodRe: Nigerian Man Kills Snake And Used It To Prepare Pepper Soup by Cantonese: 1:23pm On Jul 29, 2023
Depriest2020:
That's a black mamba.
You could have simply drove it away instead of killing it, not only that you killed it, you cooked and ate it, also drank the pepper soup. You're more dangerous than that mamba.
Bros why the matter vex you reach so? How you come cry like this so?
You for call for your own na. Even if na only the pepper soup you drink, e for still hep small. Which kind hungry hold you reach so?
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Affirms Victory Of Kaduna LP Reps Member by Cantonese: 12:42pm On Jul 29, 2023
The minority whip in the 9th assembly, but defeated by an Okada rider.

This shows us the power of the people. Former or ex or previously Rt Hon Gideon Gwani was defeated by currently Hon Donatus, a former okada rider. Power changed hands.

With our PVCs, we can decide who we want. If bad leaders are allowed to sit and thrive in positions of power, the people suffer more hardship and misery.
PoliticsRe: Abia State Government Begins Work On Cemetery Road, Aba by Cantonese: 8:22am On Jul 29, 2023
Good governance and japa will be a thing of the past.
PoliticsRe: Gov Mbah Appoints Ekweremadu’s Son, 14 Others Commissioners by Cantonese: 8:20am On Jul 29, 2023
Let’s see how far it goes with the court first.
PoliticsRe: Ministerial Slot: PDP To Decide Wike’s Fate Monday – Acting Chair by Cantonese: 8:19am On Jul 29, 2023
Hmmmm
TV/MoviesRe: Cute Abiola: Focus Your Energy On Police Corruption - Inibehe Effiong To Adejobi by Cantonese: 8:45pm On Jul 28, 2023
Hmm.

“ By the way, you will have to define what constitutes a “police uniform” as provided for by law, and also prove beyond reasonable doubt that what Cute Abiola wore in the skit is a police uniform. It is not as simple as ABC. Law is not a joke...”.

That uniform was not in anyway close to what we know as the real police uniform. Skit makers go beyond their boundaries, but in this case, I do not see how they can prove it in court.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Using FCT Police Emergency Numbers To Obtain Loans — CP by Cantonese: 5:12pm On Jul 28, 2023
If no be see finish, how should these happen? So there is even no way to monitor their own emergency numbers?
Abeg make them get small shame na.
PoliticsRe: FG Urges Nigerians To Consider Bicycles For Transportation by Cantonese: 11:55am On Jul 28, 2023
Una see una lives under APC?
So the two associations left for Nigerians are the bicycle association of Nigeria and the trekkers association of Nigeria.

Oh our dear Nigerians, na so APC turn una to? Ojo Maduekwe brought the same story under Abacha in 1995, yet he failed. This mode of transport should be good for this man because of big belle.
Car TalkRe: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by Cantonese: 10:16pm On Jul 27, 2023
Teknireich:
Why u sell ur benz like thathuh Lol
To avoid super stories or stories that touch the heart.
CrimeRe: Singapore To Execute Woman On Drugs Charge For The First Time In 20 Years by Cantonese: 10:15pm On Jul 27, 2023
Godwin4444:
I can bet my balls u are Igbo

😂😂😂😂 grin grin
If na that you small two groundnut and okro under your two legs I no want. Take am go bet with baba Ijebu near una house.
CrimeRe: Pastor At Kidnapped US Girl's Funeral In 1975 Charged With Her Murder by Cantonese: 5:08pm On Jul 27, 2023
Very sad.

He lived his entire life into old age, enjoyed all the benefits of life including modernities.

He snuffed life out of the girl who probably would have been 56 years old now and a grandmother.

Please know who you leave your children with. The evil man thought that he had escaped. His disgrace came in his very ripe old age and to the full glare of the whole world. His name his entered into the black book of the very notorious criminals. He kept hiding, but the long arm of the law, as it is called, caught up with him. He probably raped the girl before murdering her.

Hopefully this beast will find his evil kind in the prison, who will deal with him accordingly.
PoliticsRe: Ogun Tribunal Admits Jail Record, Police Report As Evidence Against Abiodun by Cantonese: 2:19pm On Jul 27, 2023
So pe oti lo.
PoliticsRe: Court Strikes Out DSS' Suit Seeking To Detain Emefiele For A Further 14-days by Cantonese: 2:17pm On Jul 27, 2023
one4GOD:
and what should they do to his master who even openly took responsibility of the action
Or the man who promised to continue from the previous master?
CrimeRe: Singapore To Execute Woman On Drugs Charge For The First Time In 20 Years by Cantonese: 2:16pm On Jul 27, 2023
Godwin4444:
that will b like genocide to a tribe

It’s like planning to flush them away from d surface of d earth

Ordinary due diligence for a forged result they see it as attack on their tribe
Why not start with those who see embezzling of public funds to display wealth at owambe, as their rights?

Or better still apply it in those who think that getting rich is through human rituals. That should sound like genocide. Or flush them away from the surface of the earth. That may include you, do you know that?
TV/MoviesRe: Throwback: The Village Headmaster (1968-1988) by Cantonese: 1:25pm On Jul 27, 2023
Balogun dodondawa was not a counselor. He was a member of Kabiyesi’s cabinet and very troublesome.

Gorimapa was called gorimapa sahara by Chief Eleyinmi. That shinning hair cut was popularized by him.

Balogun and Eleyinmi became real life kings in their respective villages.
FoodRe: Bread, Production And Equipment by Cantonese: 8:05pm On Jul 26, 2023
Can I have a break down of the equipments please? I mean all the equipments for a bread bakery.
PoliticsRe: Pandemonium Breaks Out Among Okiete Ritualists Following Juju Priest's Abduction by Cantonese: 7:16pm On Jul 26, 2023
DesChyko:
Typical of juvenile humans. They're quick to grasp the insulting words in a language, but not so adept at learning the basic rules of the same language. Since we're on holiday and I'm having a light schedule, I will spare you some minutes.

1. Their and there are homonyms but the former is a possessive pronoun and isn't fit for your sentence. There is the right choice.

2. Practitioner is the right way to spell that word. Although misspelling words are permissible (and to be corrected) in children, it is necessary to remember to spell correctly as you get older.

3. Since the noun replaced by that pronoun is singular, the right combination to use is a money ritualist. It's a shocker how you missed this.

I'd advise you to make submissions with more logic over emotions. As you can see, these are primary mistakes that could be overcome if you prioritized logic.

Have a great day! 🤗
But you forgot to ask the fellow to define the word “cretin”.

In all you gave him the befitting response. Hopefully out of self respect - that is if he has any - he”ll avoid responding to you.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Compares Petrol Prices In Ghana And Nigeria by Cantonese: 7:07pm On Jul 26, 2023
Afamed:
Bitter truth.

The children of confusion and bitterness will soon come here to attack the messenger instead of focusing on the message.

They are here already.

See them above. Bitter children of hate. The moment you present them with facts and figures, you become their public enemies

No wonder,Okonjo Iwela said most of them were not employable years ago

Typical lazy youth.
Where is the truth? Where is the message?
Where do Ghanaians get their petrol from?
Can you and Reno please compare the leadership in Ghana with that of Nigeria?
You support corrupt leaders, yet you accuse your own youths, already condemned to hardship and suffering by the same leaders?
Christianity EtcRe: Parish Priest Sells Church And Its Land Leaving His Members In Disbelief (video) by Cantonese: 7:00pm On Jul 26, 2023
talented321:
When a member need money for surgery pastor will say let's pray''' when pastor need new benz members will say let's contribute money.
All christians are preaching about is how to deceive their gullible members and collect their last kobo.
Oga sell everything and use the money to empower urself.
Ignorance is truly a disease.
Can you dare refer to Muslims in this irresponsible manner? I’m sure you know what your reward will be instantly.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News . Anambra Billionaire Juju-priest Likely Dead. by Cantonese: 4:03pm On Jul 26, 2023
Curious345:
News is just filtering in that Akwa tiwara Aki,a multi billionaire juju priest ,who was kidnapped 4days ago may be dead already .

His kidnappers are yet to establish any contact with his friends or family..

The popular juju-priest had numerous shades of clients eg yahoo boys , politicians , drug cartels , and 419ers.

The likely source of his present predicament may be related to a sweet ride gone sour.
He may have made bogus promises to deadly drug cartels . These cartels relied on his so called 'G'od-like powers and went ahead to commit huge cash and gratifications to the juju-priest in the hope that his charms will give them invincibility in the narcotics arena.
Alas they were scammed by this young fetish priest .
THEY THEN MADE UP THEIR MIND TO EXACT PERMANENT REVENGE ON HIM..


NOT TO MENTION that he charges teenagers between ₦5m-₦8m each to prepare a charm called 'okeite' roughly translates to 'power Inna pot'. AND THERE ARE OVER 50,000 OF SUCH OKEITE POTS IN HIS SHRINE
These deadly OKEITE POTS require daily ,weekly or monthly blood sacrifices for their activation . If these periodic sacrifices are missed ,the adherents or subscribers are bound to meet death inevitably


This charm, mostly concocted with human flesh - mysteriously prints money and generates unexplainable wealth and riches for it's subscribers .. (according to its adherent).
And you belief this your okeite story. Or you did not research it well?
PoliticsRe: Senate Condemns South-east Sit-at-home, Asks FG To Extradite Simon Ekpa by Cantonese: 3:56pm On Jul 26, 2023
That’s the right move.
Foreign AffairsRe: Niamey coup: Niger's President, Interior Minister detained - Sources by Cantonese: 2:10pm On Jul 26, 2023
MrSinister:
Na wa for Africa! I wonder why we can't just seem to get it right?!

And Niger is our close door neighbour. Make this their mood swing no reach here o!
When una dey built railway line reach there, wetin una dey think?
Foreign AffairsRe: ECOWAS Leadership Will Not Accept Illegitimate Authority In Niger - Tinubu by Cantonese: 2:08pm On Jul 26, 2023
Na so
PoliticsRe: Emefiele: DSS Arrests Ikoyi Prison Boss On Court Premises (Video, Photos) by Cantonese: 11:19am On Jul 26, 2023
Zandena:
Nothing we can't hear from Mmesoma supporters, they are genetically linked to absurdities!
DSS supposed to be policing the police and other security agencies including military. This is how is done around sane clime.
FBI for instance, has investigated former US presidents and VPs, serving and retired military personnel, top public and business officials etc. It's not only in Nigeria DSS is so powerful, that's how it is around the world.
PoliticsRe: Emefiele: DSS Arrests Ikoyi Prison Boss On Court Premises (Video, Photos) by Cantonese: 10:40am On Jul 26, 2023
Zandena:
Nothing we can't hear from Mmesoma supporters, they are genetically linked to absurdities!
DSS supposed to be policing the police and other security agencies including military. This is how is done around sane clime.
FBI for instance, has investigated former US presidents and VPs, serving and retired military personnel, top public and business officials etc. It's not only in Nigeria DSS is so powerful, that's how it is around the world.
The simplest sense to have is called common sense. If you do not have it, your existence is threatened. Ignorance is not called a disease without reason.

Tell us Mr. know all, how justifiable it is for the DSS to charge someone to court, having after investigation. The court orders a prison remand and the same DSS disobeys the court order.

Oga, have you ever read that the FBI openly fought CIA/Police/US Marshals/prison officials to take charge of accused persons ordered to be remanded in prison custody by the courts? Have you ever heard that serving FBI officials engaged themselves with other security agents publicly in this disgraceful manner? So to you FBI supervises CIA. Or police other security agencies. Some of you just talk without seeking adequate information.

In investigating former US presidents, have ever heard that CIA, which is saddled with international affairs crossed paths physically with FBI? Or have you heard FBI crossed paths with US marshals, interrupting their constitutional roles with such rascality?

How can our country ever get better when some of you support this brazen rascality? No wonder we have such terrible leaders, when youths like you make grave errors with your PVCs.

Certainly you dey smoke igbo.
AgricultureRe: Checkout All-Black Chicken That Sells For $6000 (Pics, Video) by Cantonese: 7:15am On Jul 26, 2023
Corn247:
I would rather eat the white one, thank you 👍!
Who knows, maybe the skin is black. Certainly, it must taste like others.

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