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FamilyRe: Tunde Ayeni Retrieves Office Gifted To Female Lawyer,Adaobi Over Paternity Issue by Cantonese: 6:46am On Aug 04, 2023
Jman06:
That serves the long-throated Igbo lady right!

I love the way she is being humiliated in this matter. After all the years of training as a lawyer she ended up being a sidechick to a married man instead of making a name for herself in the law profession.

Shame!!!
And what will you say about your people who choose to be the 20th wives to rich men? Not long throat? Not gold digging? What about your women who are sudechicks all over the country to be every available well to do men? By the way what about the ones who live with three other women in a man’s one room, built by the man’s father, in the name of inheritance?

Talk with sense and leave tribes aside.
PoliticsRe: PDP mocks Ganduje: 'Gandollar, Hit The Ground Running To EFCC' by Cantonese: 7:58pm On Aug 03, 2023
The appointment summaries it all about the party and its supporters.
PoliticsRe: How Some Filling Station Attendants Keep Playing A Fast One On Customers! by Cantonese: 6:50pm On Aug 03, 2023
Wayo everywhere in Nigeria. Infact Nigerians now outdo themselves wayoically.

Buy groundnut, na wayo end am.

Get mechanic, plumber, brikiller, na wayo.
Painter, wayo.

That’s how I paid one painter for six buckets of paint for my house o. After a few minutes, he returned with someone else to do the job. When I asked him why he would not paint personally as agreed, he said that he was a contractor and he could collect jobs and subcontract. I no talk. The other guy started painting. Somehow I looked at one of the buckets and wondered why it was opened, when it had not been used. The man replied “na so I see am”. A close examination showed a mixture of colors to add up. I screamed. It was very disgusting. The so called painter returned and I confronted him. He said “oga I think say you no go see am”. Of course I then went with him to buy a new bucket with the money in his purse. Thereafter I never invited him to paint for me again.
TravelRe: Road Sweepers In Aba (pictures) by Cantonese: 6:25pm On Aug 03, 2023
porthouse7:
they are preparing to invade SW again tonight, desperate tribe coming to give birth in Lagos just to have Lagos birth certificate
Bros hold it there with that your poor man’s thinking. Your ignorance is disgraceful. Your baba so pe mentality will lead you nowhere.

Well, birth certificates issued in Lagos serve the same purpose as birth certificates of other states of the federation. I do not think you have one.

Sincerely you leeches, who label other tribes whatever you like, out of shame cannot mention your states. You may take your time to ask your people how they migrated to Lagos, that is if you are resident in Lagos.

Maybe you do not even understand what the word “invade” means. But if I follow your boyish interpretation, you clearly think that Lagos is paved with gold everywhere and so people rush to pick up gold on the streets. If it were so, you myopically forgot that Nigerians across all states make their living where they habit, and wealth is spread all over. Wherever you go to in the country, you find wealthy people. It is only the poor, lazy and shallow minded, who look at other people’s successes and cry.
TravelRe: Road Sweepers In Aba (pictures) by Cantonese: 6:13pm On Aug 03, 2023
Couldntfigurean:
they are many in Aba o
Selling Agbo and doing furniture work
Don’t say what you don’t know
They are presently working for me as “brikillers” on a site, with daily pay, eating akpu and eba Igbo.
Science/TechnologyRe: Goat "Attacks" Lion At Ogba Zoo In Benin, The Lion Later Caught It (Video) by Cantonese: 3:44pm On Aug 03, 2023
That first attack by the goat no be here. Lion sef first run, then rearrange to chop. The goat no show fear at all o!
SportsRe: Somalia Produces Worst Athlete In The History Of The World by Cantonese: 1:44pm On Aug 03, 2023
Chai.

OK, first look as she wrap herself. From up reach down make people no call am names like other athletes wey dress their own ways.

Una see as quota system, nepotism, religion and favoritism dey spoil country’s name.

Obviously she’s not in anyway an athlete. She had a few days to learn how to take off and stop when she heard a bell or w we hustle.
CrimeRe: Passenger Caught Stealing On Air Peace Abuja-Port Harcourt Flight by Cantonese: 10:35am On Aug 03, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
cheesy grin past tense. Face the crossed legs,rocky head ,well starchy,newly caught THIEF OKORO
Past tense keh?
Who knows the kind mark wey dey for your face as we dey talk? Certainly na Ojuelegba you carry as face.
Leg must be like local fowl leg. Back of your oblong head must show where you come from. Your own head must good to take carry plywood, block and cement everyday.
PoliticsRe: Sani Danladi Is Not Barred From Public Office, It's A Baseless Rumour - Lawyer by Cantonese: 10:31am On Aug 03, 2023
CannibalTorment:
I know you are mental deprivity have submerged you, thinking everyone is rots like you, well no one share your subdued generations limitation, disappointment and disgrace, I don't want to brag but God abundance grace and unlimited favour are sufficient for us, I am not even in the country, so as you claimed and declared wretchedness and penury for your generations so shall it be
Even your English is so bad. Can you not manage to keep this horrible English off public space?

How does living outside Nigeria make your wealthy? How does it make you decent? How does it make your responsible? We know there are a lot of Nigerians who live as criminals outside the country. Unfortunately you do not qualify as one who has the ability presently to pay your bus fare from Lagos to Ibadan. I am certain that your best form of identification is your NIN and maybe a PVC. How then do you intend to procure an international passport?

Empty barrels make the most noise as we know. Certainly you are one. Shishi you not get. Person you no be. Mouth you get pass. School you no go well. What then do you have as your footstool? Absolute nothing.

See your owl like head there.
PoliticsRe: How Obi Found ‘missing Phones’ At Tribunal – Aide by Cantonese: 10:21am On Aug 03, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Obi the feminine man who speaks through his nostrils. 😁

whoon toonk mahin phonne, thin two of them wahn just hiehn
You the “meninine” how far with your life? At your age, he was already very wealthy relaxed with a great upper trajectory in life. He had direction, focus and attained success, not by fraud or deception, but with clear records that are well publicized.

So far, all you can do is abuse, sleep, wake up and support corrupt leaders who impoverish you and make life a living hell for you. Because you have not ventured of out your tiny one room apartment you do not know how good nations work.

Support corrupt leaders because you think you benefit in real terms. Unfortunately overall everything fails and the nation remains backward.

Hopefully you can take a look at your own life and think good thoughts on how to live well in a proper society, where all amenities work well.
PoliticsRe: Ibijoke, Sanwo-Olu's Wife Says Hospital Elevator Accident Was A Spiritual Attack by Cantonese: 9:53am On Aug 03, 2023
ganisucks:
She's not saying it's paranormal. She's implying that the two incidences were false flag attacks perpetrated by the opposition and fifth columnists to bring down her husband's administration. She's just being coy about it.
Taaaaaaa.

That’s how you lot see blue and call it black. That’s how you let politicians cheat and bamboozle you. Say it that way it is.

What’s the business of spiritual attack with a clear failure of government to carry out its responsibility inspite of several warnings? As a medical doctor herself, if her husband was not a governor, would she not be part of the angry doctors?
PoliticsRe: "I Blame Tinubu For Openly Endorsing Criminality "- Deji Hits Asari Below Belt. by Cantonese: 8:09am On Aug 03, 2023
One cannot by agree with Deji Adeyanju on this.

How is it that corruption is permitted by to thrive in our nation? How is it that the likes of Asari Dokubo, who kickstarted the criminal business of kidnapping people is allowed to thrive in this manner? Nigeria was not a nation known for kidnapping until Asari Dokubo and his group started kidnapping foreigners and eventually anyone at sight for money. How is it that the likes of James Ibori, who admitted in the UK to looting the resources of the people of Delta state, was imprisoned, have found their voices and now called statesman?

Those who support corruption and crime are like those who make friends with tigers and lions. They very soon end in the belly of the animals. Nigerians who support corrupt politicians blindly for pittances never know that they mortgage their futures and those of their children.
PoliticsRe: Dele Alake Asked To Recite The National Anthem By Senator Simon Mwadkwon by Cantonese: 7:19pm On Aug 02, 2023
seunmsg:
Good one from Akpabio and Opeyemi Bamidele for shutting down the idiotic and irrelevant question asked by the PDP Senator.

Nigerians want them to ask the nominees critical questions bothering on their capacity to serve and the ideas they are bringing to the Federal executive council and not to be singing an anthem that will be played publicly anytime there is a need for it.
And to you, it is not of critical importance that a man who intends to become a minister in the federal republic of Nigeria should recite the national anthem?

No wonder we are where we are today, with your likes as followers of corrupt leaders. Some of you sound like you survive from proceeds of corruption, and imagine decent people to be the same.

When you support corrupt politicians to be your leaders, you think there is a chance for you to make your living. They make the money and give you pittances to survive. In the end, you all are loosers, as corruption is not the way up to develop great countries.

Every public official, or those intending to be so, must know the national anthem. That's one of the signs of patriotic citizens. If you cannot recite it, you should have no business holding public office
PoliticsRe: Senate Engages Protesting Workers After Pulling Down National Assembly Gate by Cantonese: 7:03pm On Aug 02, 2023
Acekidc4:
The Protesters should be made to Pay for that Damaged Gate they pull down. Small small all this will turn to Anarchy cos I don't see any reason for them to destroy that gate🤨 From pulling down of gate to more Atrocities loading.
While you sit down in your tiny one room space to support those who daily impoverish you, others struggle to get government that make life better for all

Will you not be a part of the benefits from the struggle? When their demands are met, you may just continue your life on the difficult side, while those who struggled enjoy their benefits.
FamilyRe: Among These Four Old Women, Who Has The Real Swag?(photo) by Cantonese: 3:04pm On Aug 02, 2023
squash47:
They are just ugly and should die so that the younger ones will have enough opportunity to grow.

Anything more than 75 years to me is boring.
What a very irresponsible comment. Go kill them na. You no kuku get grandparents. If you get at all, they may also be irresponsible like you.
CrimeRe: Passenger Caught Stealing On Air Peace Abuja-Port Harcourt Flight by Cantonese: 3:01pm On Aug 02, 2023
Zico5:
Nwabusorhuh The name ring a bell. And they will be the first to be shouting they are the richest. Richest in stealing another person's properties. Richest in dubious acts that demean human beings.
Man Caught Stealing Aboard Air Peace Flight (Photos) by Emmahunk(m): 7:58am On Feb 18, 2018
Young handsome man caught red-handed stealing on Air Peace Flight

A young man by name Kunle Oni was recently caught stealing on Air Peace flight from Abuja to Lagos. As at the time he was apprehended by fellow passengers and airport security, he had already stolen several bundles of Naira notes belonging to other passengers from their luggage.
Mr Oni who boarded the flight with a supposed identity card of HB Company is a resident of Green Valley GRA.
Speaking while Mr Oni was being interviewed, another passenger who identified himself as the chairman of the Green Valley Estate GRA,where the suspect lives, promised to make sure that the suspect is brought to book.
Many passengers expressed shock that such a decently dressed young man could have boarded a flight with the sole purpose of stealing from others.
CrimeRe: Passenger Caught Stealing On Air Peace Abuja-Port Harcourt Flight by Cantonese: 2:57pm On Aug 02, 2023
haslaw:


Mr. VITALIS NWABUZOR




I have nothing more to say.
Man Caught Stealing Aboard Air Peace Flight (Photos) by Emmahunk(m): 7:58am On Feb 18, 2018
Young handsome man caught red-handed stealing on Air Peace Flight

A young man by name Kunle Oni was recently caught stealing on Air Peace flight from Abuja to Lagos. As at the time he was apprehended by fellow passengers and airport security, he had already stolen several bundles of Naira notes belonging to other passengers from their luggage.
Mr Oni who boarded the flight with a supposed identity card of HB Company is a resident of Green Valley GRA.
Speaking while Mr Oni was being interviewed, another passenger who identified himself as the chairman of the Green Valley Estate GRA,where the suspect lives, promised to make sure that the suspect is brought to book.
Many passengers expressed shock that such a decently dressed young man could have boarded a flight with the sole purpose of stealing from others.
Foreign AffairsRe: Niger: Junta Re-opens Borders With Neighbours, Excludes Nigeria, Benin Rep by Cantonese: 12:49pm On Aug 02, 2023
alasane:
Coup happened in Niger , Mali .

Igbos : Good na Nigeria be next ..

Flood kill 300 in Nepal :

Igbos : Nice one Na nigeria be next

Protesters take over capitol

Igbos : na nigeria be next

How can people hate their own country so bad but still carry the passport ?
The worst kind of lie, is the one someone tells himself. You seem to enjoy telling yourself lies. So of all the tribes in this country, just the Igbos feel the impact of the misery inflicted by the leadership?

So to you, Yorubas have not complained about the extreme hardship in the land? You think that Igbos did not vote for Tinubu nationwide?

What a shame, when youths like you, who are just getting out of secondary school talk, without reasoning very well.
Foreign AffairsRe: Niger: Junta Re-opens Borders With Neighbours, Excludes Nigeria, Benin Rep by Cantonese: 12:44pm On Aug 02, 2023
Na see finish. Nothing more, nothing else.
Chai.
PoliticsRe: Pictures From NLC Protest In Akwa Ibom State by Cantonese: 12:29pm On Aug 02, 2023
IconicR:
You are part of the people giving Nigeria a bad name
No he is not.

You are part of those who have chosen to live in perpetual bondage. You are part of those who have chosen poverty as your lifestyle. You are part of those who support your slave masters, give them more room to enslave you more.

Nigeria long ago has the bad name because you support corrupt people. Continue.
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: Tinubu’s Vision Is Uninterrupted Electricity Within Seven Years by Cantonese: 11:46am On Aug 02, 2023
Hmm.

The only reason we have terrible power supply is one word: CORRUPTION. All through the years, especially since the years of Shehu Shagari’s government, electricity was turned into a veritable source of looting.

Fashola told us that it was not rocket science. Truly it is not rocket science, but remains very elusive. The moment we tackle corruption, this country will be free from the shackles of all forms of poverty. The gap between the rich and the poor continues to grow daily. While the rich are easily able to have alternatives to electricity power, the poor who rely on government suffer daily.

El Rufai’s position is unbelievable. They can only deceive the gullible with their jargons. How can he say that a country with some of the world’s largest gas reserves, is unable to provide gas to drive electricity generation? Who’s fooling who here please?

They talk about agriculture, yet they fail to address the security issues that stop farmers from accessing their farms nationwide.

Abegii.
PoliticsRe: Updates On The NLC Protests Nationwide by Cantonese: 11:18am On Aug 02, 2023
OmekaguGCFR1:
We will teach igbos political lesson they're now in financial mess ntorr
When will you teach poverty, misery, hardship and sorrow in your life a lesson? Don’t you think that’s the appropriate thing to do first?

While you are waiting to teach people a lesson, poverty would have dealt a deadly blow on you.
SportsRe: Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As Footballer With Most Guinness World Records by Cantonese: 6:16pm On Aug 01, 2023
Godwin4444:
Goats

One funny thing about some people is that the same sets of people who nearly died when buhari a democratically elected leader banned twitter are d same people who are calling for military takeover

No surprises cos many of them were d same kids who believed they were hurting us when they started their sit at home by always showing pictures of eating ofe nsala but now after their actions boomerang they re blaming tinubu
See who calls people kids. We kuku know say dem dey give you food eat. You still dey school. Dem dey pay your school fees. We no fit talk of house rent, because you never reach. When you balance for life, you follow people talk. If only you ever paid a single bill all your young life, you for know how e dey pain.

Meanwhile continue with your free bread/garri/beans formulae for free for now.
PoliticsRe: Out Of 22 Million Living In The South East, 11 Million Are Poor. by Cantonese: 11:05am On Aug 01, 2023
brotherAremu1:
Many people especially our brother living in the East always saying that poor people are not in the Eastern region, meanwhile the stat released by statisense prove them wrong.

Out of 22 million living in the Region, 11 million are not only pøor, but multi dimensional pøor
I simply use the “mu” in the Aremu to remind you that you are a complete mumu.

First you must get proper education. Your English is so poor and disgraceful. Your English gives you away as unlearned.

Your foolishness should have told you that the people who you are your baba so pe generation call poor, sell the phone in your hand presently.

Your poor mentality has not even allowed you to know that everything that makes you live, including the drugs that keep your foolish self alive, are sold by them. They dominate your life on all fronts. Unfortunately your poverty infested life makes you think other people suffer the same fate.

You are truly a mumu.
PoliticsRe: Sani Danladi Is Not Barred From Public Office, It's A Baseless Rumour - Lawyer by Cantonese: 8:09pm On Jul 31, 2023
CannibalTorment:
Learn to limit what you see in your family with your family members, no one shares your family llimitations and disappointments, stop generalizing your family insurmountable numerous problem, you are frustrated, keep your bitterness, anger and hatred with your family members
Hahahahahahahaha. But your moniker reveals your entire persona.

You follow blindly, while you rot in all fronts of your life. Rather than express your frustrations for the purpose of seeking help, you choose to follow, believing like a blind bat that your tomorrow will be better.

Na sorry be your name.

By the way, how does your family cope, if you know the meaning? Surely you must come from a very miserable one too, with garri and ekpa as your sole food. Very soon, that one too will be hard to come by for you all.
PoliticsRe: Oyo LP Guber Candidate, Akinwale Dumps Party For APC by Cantonese: 8:01pm On Jul 31, 2023
Favourchris:
drop the key indicators that make you say so, Let's see your facts.
Indicators?
Where will he get the indicators from? Anyway, just look out for lies.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu To Share 3000 CNG Smart Buses To 36 And Federal Capital by Cantonese: 7:52pm On Jul 31, 2023
Ttalk:
There is hope in the horizon as Tinubu revealed today during his national broadcast to share 81 smart buses to each state and FCT.

When that is done the transportation burden that the commuters are facing now will fade away.
So to you 100 buses in Lagos, Kano, Rivers or Katsina each, for example, the transportation burden will fade away?

Do you know how many buses ply the Oshodi-Ikorodu route only?

I see why poverty will be difficult to eridicate in this country.
TV/MoviesRe: Kano Govt Revokes Licences Of Kannywood Actors by Cantonese: 6:15pm On Jul 31, 2023
Na wah.

The man appears to leave the substance and chase shadows. What's his problem with actors? Have they become civil servants paid by Kano government?

Anyway, rather than stick to Nollywood, the chose Kannywood. Imagine hearing names like Anamwood of Oyowood?

The man appears to want to chase citizens our of their own state. Hopefully AGN can handle this matter.
Foreign AffairsRe: Japan: Man Spends Over $20,000 To Transform Into 'human Dog', Takes First Walk. by Cantonese: 6:08pm On Jul 30, 2023
patorial:
It's a custume, watch the video.
Yes I know. But the fact of danger to his body is indisputable. The risk of getting attacked by real big dogs is there also.
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Wins Legal Battle Over Ojukwu Estate by Cantonese: 5:05pm On Jul 30, 2023
johnjose68:
You can imagine these i.pob lot fighting over properties in South West Lagos...and not in Enuguhuh

Just Imagine!!!!

You can imagine if Awolowo or MKO Abiola families are fighting over properties in ANAMBRA. Just Imagine...Yorubas are well cultured and sensible.

This Ojukwu is the same father of I.pobian that pushed his minions to die miserable deaths in avoidable war and ran away from the same war....but imagine the coward guy had properties everywhere in Lagos!!! The same place whose people (omoluabis) he deceived his own minions to hate extra ordinarily!!!

His families cannot even stay and live peacefully in their Sit-at-home ridden Redmond yeast...but had to live peacefully but ungratefully in Jagaban Lagos angry

Mention one eminent I.pobian you know that has not lived in SouthWest!!!!!!!!!
Shameless frog.

You no kuku get the size of your foot as your own land in the area that you claim ownership. You are not kuku from Lagos. Shame will never allow you tell people your abule on social media.

Now they are talking about a properties belonging to the great grandchildren of the Ojukwus. All these years they were busy acquiring properties in choice areas, where was your papa papa papa? No where to be found. So far you have no legacy bequeathed to you.

Rather than focus to make your life better, you choose to go on social media insulting people. That’s the trait of lazy and hopeless youths. Since your parents have left nothing for you, what wil you leave for your own children? Olodo.
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Wins Legal Battle Over Ojukwu Estate by Cantonese: 4:52pm On Jul 30, 2023
yinkus6750:
Imagine ,the case took ten years before judgement

What's wrong with black man ?
Why didn't they claim the properties while Ojukwu himself was alive?
Wicked Uncles.
Did Ojukwu also not left a will on his estate?
Sure this will likely go on appeal till Supreme court, but the children will win at last.
Their mother will fight for their inheritance not to be taken away by Dhylock uncles
Oga, read before jumping into comments.
The case is between Bianca Ojukwu and her two sons on one hand and Ojukwu’s other biological children by his first wife. The plaintiffs were Bianca Ojukwu, while the defendants were Ojukwu’s other biological children.
Ojukwu transport company that you read, belonged to Emeka Ojukwu’s father. They also own properties I Apapa wharf.

Please get informed.
PoliticsRe: 24-hour Curfew In Adamawa As Youths Go On The Rampage, Loot Government Grain sto by Cantonese: 1:54pm On Jul 30, 2023
CodeTemplar:
You mean the same miracle APC is doing in Lagos that's making hoodlums increase their attack on law abiding citizens?

When you BMC guys talk a times, I wonder if your brains are powered by alcohol and marijuana.
Their brains are powered by high level poverty, chronic hardship and endless misery please.

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