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PoliticsRe: VP Shettima Insists Buhari Sits On His Seat Out Of Respect In Borno (Video) by Cantonese: 5:06pm On Jul 23, 2023
LeoDeKing:
I'm just laughing at how some untrained apes will react to this act of respect. To those apes, respect for elders is alien except if there is monetary benefit in return. grin

I heard there are some backward villages where respect for elders is a sacrilege except if those elders are rich. If those elders are poor, I understand they are woken with either side kicks or resounding slaps.

I'm still investigating, I want to know if those backward barbaric villages still living in prehistoric era are in Nigeria.
And we know that there are some people who say prostrating before elders does not prove respect. If it were so, where did some people find the liver to remove the cap on the head of a respected individual and push him, adding insult to injury?

With all your so called respect, if your father died intestate and your senior brother decided to seize all that your father left behind, certainly you would throw respect aside and possibly kill him untop.
Christianity EtcRe: The Lover Boy Who Was Having Sex With The Wrong Lover by Cantonese: 3:53pm On Jul 23, 2023
AntiChristian:
Fear women!

Samson did encounter Lion but the Holy spirit strengthened him to kill it!

At that moment the Spirit of the LORD came powerfully upon him, and he ripped the lion’s jaws apart with his bare hands. He did it as easily as if it were a young goat. But he didn’t tell his father or mother about it. Judge 14:6

But holy spirit ran away from Samson when it comes to women!

Fear women o!
No, the Holy Spirit did not run away from Samson because of the woman, in the context that you put it. Samson simply was careless with the grace of God in his life. He took his relationship with God for granted. He exposed the secret of his power to the woman, whom he wrongfully loved. That cost him dearly. His carelessness cost him his relationship at that moment with God. When his hair, which was his source of authority returned, the power of the Holy Spirit in him restored.

The woman was in her own. Look, in most cases women are on their own. You drive along the road and see a woman walking. You stop and say to her “hello babe, I love you”. Whatever is the outcome, positive or negative is your responsibility.

Be careful with your choices in life. Be careful with what God has deposited into your life. Do not joke with that talent that will make you great in life. That’s what happened to Samson and truly happens to many men and women.

Cheers.
EducationRe: Ogun Students Waylay, Beat Teacher Who Stopped Them From Cheating by Cantonese: 3:30pm On Jul 23, 2023
“…Shonuga while invigilating the unified examination for the SS 1 Art class students, caught one Ashimi Adebanjo, 18 years, cheating and seized his paper…”.

At 18 and in SSS 1? Many of his age are in the university already.

Without doubt those youths will end up as thugs or agberos. Their records already destroyed before start off in life.

Vagabonds bred by vagabond parents.
CrimeRe: Charles Uwagbale: NDLEA Arrests Drug Lord, Recovers 12.4million Pills Of Opioids by Cantonese: 3:24pm On Jul 23, 2023
April396949:
This is a significant achievement by the NDLEA in their efforts to combat drug trafficking and illegal activities. The arrest of a drug lord and the recovery of such a large number of opioids is a major blow to the illegal drug trade. It highlights the commitment and effectiveness of the agency in tackling drug-related crimes and protecting public health. This operation will undoubtedly disrupt the supply chain of these dangerous substances and potentially save many lives. The pictures serve as a visual reminder of the magnitude of the problem and the importance of the NDLEA's work.
Very nice.
CrimeRe: Charles Uwagbale: NDLEA Arrests Drug Lord, Recovers 12.4million Pills Of Opioids by Cantonese: 3:22pm On Jul 23, 2023
Fugazy2023:
Charles Uwagbale

Isn't it shameful that the king of drug lord worldwide are the one insulting our president and calling what he is not?
But see the clowns that commented above me as they shamelessly commenting diplomatically because the drug Lord arrested is there brother. If it were to be another tribe, they would have been throwing banters and involving Tinubu in there insult. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

If I take this chest beating brothers serious again make I bend
“ If I take this chest beating brothers serious again make I bend…”

You don bend long ago na.

Check your life first and see how far. Shishi you no get. Garri and ekpa with ice water na your food. Trekking na your transport. Now as e be so with the country, no be ground you dey look so?
PoliticsRe: Subsidy: ‘Endure, Tinubu Repositioning The Country’ – Keyamo Tells Nigerians by Cantonese: 4:36am On Jul 23, 2023
Guestlander:
So it has been written in stone that you will suffer for another eight years just because you have suffering for the past eight years?
Oh so you suffered for eight years? Really? And you think another eights years have not commenced already?
SportsRe: FIFA Women's W/Cup: Obi hails Super Falcons' Fighting Spirit In Draw Vs Canada by Cantonese: 3:52am On Jul 23, 2023
Throwback:
Obi has found his true calling.

He is the President of the Nigerian Congratulations Council, NCC.
Abi?
And you too. You have become an honorary member of the Trekkers Association of Nigeria, TAN, thanks to BAT/APC.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy: ‘Endure, Tinubu Repositioning The Country’ – Keyamo Tells Nigerians by Cantonese: 3:45am On Jul 23, 2023
Guestlander:
The campaigns are over. We have a new president and a new government. You have to be Nostradamus to tell us or perhaps a garden variety sophist to tell us what tomorrow may bring.
Have you been sleeping in the last eight years?
PoliticsRe: Subsidy: ‘Endure, Tinubu Repositioning The Country’ – Keyamo Tells Nigerians by Cantonese: 3:43am On Jul 23, 2023
haslaw:
People from that region are programmed to hate right from infancy and there is nothing any national leader can do to cure them.

Muhammadu Buhari built second Niger bridge for them, something no leader has ever done, yet they still hate and curse him everyday.

Abubakar Tafawa Balewa as prime minister gave them all the juicy and powerful positions in his government and the only way they paid him back was to humiliate and murder him in the worst way possible

There is absolutely nothing that President Tinubu can do to remove the hate they have for him. Tinubu would still be hated and cursed even if he built a highway to heaven for the South East
“ Muhammadu Buhari built second Niger bridge for them, something no leader has ever done, yet they still hate and curse him everyday”.

What a shame.

So building a bridge in a particular part of the country has become a gift? Why do you think that bridge was built?
Without the bridge at Lokoja, how can you get to Abuja by road? If the government builds other bridge across the Benue river to arrive at Abuja, is that supposed to be a gift to the people in those areas?
What does it mean by national infrastructure?
Does the second Niger bridge belong to a particular set of people or part of the national infrastructure?
Why are bridges and roads built please?

Is the President the owner of the finances of a country? What is special with the bridge started by GEJ and completed in eight very woeful and forgetful years of Buhari?
Whose responsibility is it to see to it that there is even development across the nation?

This baba so pe mentality will lead you all no where. Tribalism unfortunately has eaten so deeply into most of you and you think that voting for the right leaders amounts to voting for people of your own tribe.

We are talking of getting to right people into positions of power and there you are talking about hating Tinubu. How do they correlate?

All your leaders embezzle state resources. They take them abroad to give themselves and family good lives, while they leave you miserable and impoverished. You clap for them and eulogize them, while they make you sleep in hunger. Does embezzlement know tribe or religion?

We are talking about leadership that knows how nations work and making Nigeria work. What has that got to do with tribes? A looter remains who he is, irrespective of his name or tribe. Get looters out of power and position people of integrity. Do that and see if you will know the difference between Babatunde, Emeka or Ganduje anymore in this country.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy: ‘Endure, Tinubu Repositioning The Country’ – Keyamo Tells Nigerians by Cantonese: 3:20am On Jul 23, 2023
Old wine in new skin.
The same group that worked with Buhari, have now joined BAT to ask Nigerians to be patient, while BAT repairs the damages done by them, while serving with Buhari until a few weeks ago.

Notice that the shameless leaders no longer tell Nigerians that GEJ/PDP destroyed Nigeria. Because Nigerians quickly forget and support their slave masters, they have stylishly removed themselves from their failure with the Buhari government, while hustling for positions with BAT.

I pity Nigerians who think that it will get better with APC. Anyway suffer now, enjoy tomorrow, as they say. Una don suffer eight years of Buhari, now to suffer addition with BAT.
FamilyRe: OPC Member & NURTW Official Fight Over Paternity Of 11-Year-Old Girl by Cantonese: 3:12am On Jul 23, 2023
Ilekokonit:
Obirin le lale mefa awon mefefa ode ni mo ra won. A woman will have 6 boyfriends at the same time and none of the 6 will know about the existence of the other boyfriends.

If analog illiterate woman dey triple date and decieve men like this, what can we expect from women wey fit use social media to conceal their tracks and confuse matters huh??
They only date and deceive illiterates like them. No woman can deceive a very smart man, while dating other men.
FamilyRe: OPC Member & NURTW Official Fight Over Paternity Of 11-Year-Old Girl by Cantonese: 3:08am On Jul 23, 2023
Highly irresponsible. Now she wants to eat her cake and have it. She does not want her new found man to discover her secrets. A pathological liar and extremely greedy woman, living with several men, wasting their time and resources and preparing the men for futures without children, while she keeps the children.

A very common and easy behavior in the SW (with due respect to decent persons from the SW). The women find it so easy to juggle between several men, having their ways, not properly getting married and having several children from several men. Owo ounje daily or weekly simply makes them deliver themselves to you as you wish.

It is associated with very poor moral values and the mad rush to have children at an early age and to belong to the group of I-don-born.

The men are not to take the matter lightly because it centers on their emotions, future and rights. It is established by her that the child (Damola) is hers. The men also saw her in pregnancy, which is not disputed. I think the men, or at least one of them, must have a DNA done straight away. The lady’s story shows that some other men have passed on and she can take advantage to seek others to hand over the girl, Damola, to further cover up her irresponsibility. She must not get away with it. It is very important to have a DNA as it may surprise them all that none of them, including the late man in Ibadan, is the father of the child.

It’s also a lesson to men and women out there. If you are not ready to be responsible and raise children with the right owners, do not play with their emotions. This lady is one of the examples why acid bathing and other forms of weapons are used on women. It is a very big disappointment and I will not be surprised to hear that one of the men made an attempt on her life.
PoliticsRe: Wole Olanipekun: FCT Is Compulsory, But It's 25% Of Votes Of All Parties by Cantonese: 8:19pm On Jul 22, 2023
Olanipekun wrote his own constitution!
HealthRe: Growing Menace Of Poison Among Friends At Beer Parlours by Cantonese: 2:01pm On Jul 22, 2023
Winters23:
Follow all these rules all u want, you are already dead the moment a determined envious friend wants you gone. A simple handshake can do the do.
No mind am.

There is an enemy called “a sworn enemy”. Someone who has vowed, determined or committed to harm. Never come across such a friend in life.
Never come across a friend who is unwilling to forgive, no matter the level of appeal, apologies or pleading.

There are too many ways determined enemies make their attempts. Your carefulness while drinking does not matter.

An enemy can connive with someone else in a drinking place to accuse you of trying to poison him. Without your knowledge, your accusers drink is poison and only waiting for you to say you never poisoned his drink. You are then asked to taste the drink, to prove your innocence. Oti lo like that.

The long and short of it is to do good. Be kind. Be decent. Treat others with respect no matter the status. Mind your business. No know pass yasef. Reduce your alcohol, igbo, alumo, colorado, etc. No follow another woman husband or collect another man woman.

Life too sweet.
CrimeRe: Notorious Motorbike Snatchers Caught In Ogun, Given A 'Rare Face-Lift' by Cantonese: 7:00pm On Jul 21, 2023
trutharena:
How do you leave Iboland and start commenting crime in Yorubaland?

These guys are cursed. They should have taken them to the market square and flog them to death.
“commenting crime…”.
Chai. I just saw this for the first time in my life.

Bros please locate the nearest primary school around you and begin English afresh.
CrimeRe: Notorious Motorbike Snatchers Caught In Ogun, Given A 'Rare Face-Lift' by Cantonese: 6:53pm On Jul 21, 2023
Urheadmaster:
cheesy

Okoro Ogudu aka 'Chi Boy' 25.

Okechukwu Eze, 28. Residents of Ibadan state.

The lazy youths from the land of the rising sun ☀️ tongue.
Says another lazy youth, who waits daily for crumbs from the table of his slave masters.
TravelRe: My Flight Has A Stopover At Dublin, Do I Need A Transit Visa? by Cantonese: 6:50pm On Jul 21, 2023
lanre4411:
You don’t need a transit visa bro if it’s on Turkish airlines you are only flying to instanbul airport and you will from there enter another sir craft to fly to Dublin so Not necessary but if it’s air France or Klm you need it but on Turkish Not necessary
Ummmm.
Bros this no be God is good transport o.
See as you just quote.
SportsRe: Gianluigi Donnarumma And Partner Attacked And Robbed In Paris by Cantonese: 4:46pm On Jul 21, 2023
Africans and Arabs turning France upside down daily and taking away the peace of the people.
Who can save France from the hands of these marauders?
BusinessRe: Fuel Subsidy Removal Causes Sharp Decline In Generator Sales In Nigeria- Traders by Cantonese: 4:43pm On Jul 21, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
They were living off our woes before until God used Asiwaju Tinubu to cut them to size.

It's interesting to note how just a single policy is wiping off rent seekers. From generator merchants to shylock petrol marketers to those who never pray our public electricity supply will improve, they all lule pii!

This is a lesson to anyone still in rent seeking business, the policy that will force you to innovate or die is just few seconds away.

They expect even our yet unborn generations to live with the obscene annoying sound and environmental pollution of generators abi.smh
Check my signature for free stuffs!
Poor man who expects everyone like him to live permanently in the land of poverty.
Who will tell this yeye fellow that even Aso rock has generators ensuring light 24/7.
PropertiesRe: Fire Guts Equipment At Tincan Island Port, Lagos (Photos) by Cantonese: 4:37pm On Jul 21, 2023
Thank God.
That was very close to that ship.
BusinessRe: FG Delists Loan Apps, Vows More Clampdowns by Cantonese: 4:24pm On Jul 21, 2023
princeade86:
How many times will they do this? How many times will they ban them? Yet, these loans apps still operating on play store.
They create new names and get listed on google time and time again.
SportsRe: PSG Signs Nigerian Defender Nicole Payne. by Cantonese: 11:20am On Jul 21, 2023
Englishisamust:
OMO THIS GIRL UGLYOOO.... BUT NOT BAD TO BE A HOUSEWIFE
Ugly face yet wealthy already by God.

Ugly or fine face, how you go take near am? Ugly faces are the hearts of humans. What’s important is what in your heart and your head.

Do you understand?
PoliticsRe: Obidents Celebrate Peter Obi's 62nd Birthday With Gifts And Merriment by Cantonese: 10:30am On Jul 21, 2023
Great day of celebration.

Happy birthday once again to you, Sir Peter Obi.
PoliticsRe: FIRS Generates 5 Trillion Naira Tax In Six Months-Highest Ever by Cantonese:
lexy2014:
Why are u deliberately trying to make that guys life difficult?

With all this information, how do you now want him to make progress in his sycophancy?
The guy gangan self will not respond as APC’s supporters defy logic and common sense in their attempt to defend their always failing policies.

One guy above even mentioned that with the savings from tax, government can now plan palliatives. He blindly forgot that in planning policies, government must look at how it affects citizens and first deal with it.

Suffer today, enjoy tomorrow. The same they said with Buhari for eight years. Now they pretend that it is well while they roast in the fire of hardship.
BusinessRe: Court Awards Honeywell ₦‎72.2 Billion Damages Against Ecobank by Cantonese: 8:47am On Jul 21, 2023
Acekidc4:
Ecobank should Appeal the Judgement. There must be a very tangible reason for Ecobank to freeze the account.
Do not jump into comments just like that.
You know nothing about this long standing issue.
PoliticsRe: Fuel hike: Pro-Tinubu Protesters Storm National Assembly by Cantonese: 7:34am On Jul 21, 2023
Yeye dey smell.
TravelRe: Brazil To Start Building Self-piloted Electric Flying Taxis by Cantonese: 5:27am On Jul 21, 2023
Self piloted?
In the air?
Electric?
In Nigeria? Ahhhhhh!!!
PoliticsRe: Governors Endorse FG’s Proposal To Share Only N900bn From N1.9trn FAAC Revenue by Cantonese: 4:45am On Jul 21, 2023
“ The revenue of N1.9trn is the highest amount generated in one month in the history of Nigeria…”.

Nigeria na wah. Propaganda will not let us have peace of mind.
PoliticsRe: Senator Nwaobosh In Asaba, First Public Outing After Supreme Court Exoneration. by Cantonese: 8:27pm On Jul 20, 2023
His seat taken over by Sen Ned Nwoko already. How can he ever uproot Ned Nwoko?

Ned Nwoko will always make a better representation for the people of Delta north.
PoliticsRe: All Materials Used For Kaduna Governorship Election Brought To Court (pictures) by Cantonese: 8:16pm On Jul 20, 2023
Let’s see how far the courts can go with their judgements.
PoliticsRe: Confiscation Order: Ibori To Seek Justice In UK's Appeal, Supreme Courts by Cantonese: 8:12pm On Jul 20, 2023
Are we talking about Ibori’s personal money or those of the citizens of Delta state, illegally pocketed by him and hoped to be returned to the citizens of Delta state for their benefit?

How long will corrupt politicians keep feasting on this country? How long will the citizens bear the hardship and suffering? Is suffering in the DNA of Nigerians?

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