₦airaland Forum

Was the woman rescued? OP please confirm. Let’s thank God. We have seen the car but not the woman.
Please show her image if you have it.

It’s the raining season. All drivers and road users must be exceedingly careful. Check your brakes and tyres. Drive with less speed. Ensure your lights are good for night driving; pointers working well; wipers with good blades and be very watchful.

ChatterHouse:


People has been trekking what's the need of cars

The next thing to do will be to form the TREKKERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (TAN). That’s all. Keep the membership free.

See President we sabi.
The man knows the game. He follows and he makes very correct comments.
No be like some people wey we know.
The last one, once e call for phone, na sorry next to follow.

Globad:
You don't banter but you were the one that forced the first salvo at me.

You're in the wrong but you're too egoistic to admit it

Get it into your dense skull: there's a world of difference between pleading for leniency and getting leniency

It's not automatic to get it but a wise defence attorney will still plead for it anyway

Is this too much for you to understand?

Please cut off the quarrel. You two were making clarifications and we wanted to learn.
Can you please continue without the insults?
Cheers.

ppogba:
Your lexicon will serve you well at the village square I still insist.
Come back when you are ready to argue substance.

" Tail between wobbly legs". Clap for yourself.

Please cut off the quarrel. You two were making clarifications and we wanted to learn.
Can you please continue without the insults?
Cheers.

Same at the federal level!

Gajagojo:
What do you mean by infrastructure

Nairaland has been here a long time
Stagnant and focused on projecting hatred
The numbers are there

What exactly d you mean by infrastructure?

Do you see any money going back into Nairaland as reinvestment? Any vision?
Are the owners willing to dilute their ownership and employ quality people?

You don't have to start at the top but grow incrementally

Hmmmm

See the head sef as e be like Fulani herdsmen.
Scoundrel.

Na prison dem go help am reset im brain.
Now who has the last laugh between him and the women?

Women sef tire person. See the person as e be. The cloth be like Lamidi Apapa own.

Hmmm

Ladiesdoctor:
EFCC under Bawa was the most clueless since it inception.
When Ribadu left EFCC, that was when the commission became children playground.

Bawa did not start the case. He met it.

Nonsense copycats. Just that Hilda Baci got some popularity from it. Now it has become the favourite pastime.

This one now begs for the items that he needs to break the record. So while applying, he never prepared himself? Now dem do turn am to beggi beggi.

Make una kuku plan beg-a-then na.

Jagbajantis intete people.

enemyofprogress:
ALEX OTTI IS PLAYING WITH FIRE!

By

JESUTEGA ONOKPASA.

A picture is currently circulating of Abia State Governor, Alex Otti, addressing a group of people with his portrait on the wall behind him, where it should be by order of protocol, but an empty space where that of President Bola Tinubu should be by virtue of that same protocol.

It is being flaunted by those adamant on not acknowledging President Tinubu "as their President", whatever they might think such utter nonsense might really amount to, and of course condemned by those who see it for the dangerous development it actually is.

That Mr Otti has refused to place President Bola Tinubu's portrait on his office wall is, of course, not at all a simple matter of a Governor having a choice whether to do so or not.

It is a different kettle of fish altogether if someone like vote wasting phenomenon, Sarah Omakwu, keeps pouting nonstop never to "recognize" President Tinubu as her President - she is, at the end of the day, just another private citizen, just as entitled to her rights as to her delusions.

Mr Otti, on the other hand, is the Governor of a state comprising one of the federating units of this country and he is most certainly not at liberty to ventilate his political grievances as some schizophrenic bigot or hysterical tribalist might be inclined to.

What he has done by thus undermining the President, Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, Federal Republic of Nigeria, is not even merely condonement of REBELLION (or, in this context, SECESSION) but outright approval promotion and sponsorship of the same.

This is a very serious matter and must be taken just as seriously, for in seeking to undermine constituted authority in this most visible and crucially symbolic manner, Otti has made himself into an active participant in rebellion.

Perhaps, some might want to shrug off what Governor Otti has done as ultimately inconsequential and just some infantile excess better ignored.

Indeed, "what is the importance of a presidential portrait on a wall, anyway?" they might wonder.

Well, by that token, we might as well ask what is the importance of referring to a President as "Mr President" and maybe not as "hey you there, how far?"

For those who might be ignorant as to the significance of a mere photograph, there is a compelling reason why all over the world presidential portraits and those of other categories of heads of state are conspicuously placed in such places as post offices, train stations, banks and government buildings where they are most likely to be seen by the greatest number of citizens.

The practice is a device for asserting the authority of the state and legitimacy of the government.

It is taken so seriously, even in those jurisdictions with ceremonial heads of state, that the moment Queen Elizabeth II demised, the entire machinery of the British state immediately proceeded about replacing her portrait with that of her son who had thereupon ascended to the throne and become King of England!

Alex Otti is not the first Governor with an axe to grind with a President in this country and is not entitled to challenge our constitutional order because his tribesman lost an election.

At the height of former President Olusegun Obasanjo's wickedness against then Governor Bola Tinubu and the people of Lagos State, Asiwaju Tinubu still kept his portrait on his office wall and in all public buildings across Lagos throughout his tenure.

Former Governors Nyesom Wike and Samuel Ortom, easily former President Muhammadu Buhari's most implacable adversaries, never once took down his portrait from their offices or government buildings.

If Alex Otti says he is waiting for the courts to deliver their verdicts before recognizing President Tinubu as President of this country, then his own portrait ought not to be on his office wall, as well, since his mandate is similarly being challenged in court!

But, all of that is really beside the point; the offices of President and Governor are creations and creatures of law and the protocols pertaining thereto are not up to the whims, caprices or mere preferences of anyone, not even the occupants of those offices.

What is really happening is the latest manifestation of a poisonous dimension Peter Obi and his ulta-bigotted and rabidly ethnicist rabble are insistent on foisting on Nigerian politics.

It must be fiercely rejected and the legitimacy of state power, authoritatively asserted.

There can be no question of allowing a governor "to do what he likes with his office", for by that standard, we might as well allow Mr Otti to use his office as the staging post for high treason contrary to the Constitution of the Federal Republic.

It is clear what Otti and his co-travellers are up to in Abia; they are testing the waters and will keep escalating their excesses in geometric proportion to the extent to which the Nigerian state proves itself to be so weak as to allow them get away with them.

I cannot imagine what Alex Otti and his cohorts might have been thinking - if, indeed, he was thinking at all - when he decided upon what might seem, at face value, a most sawdust-headed stunt but is actually a clear and unambiguous challenge to the authority of the President of Nigeria.

Whatever delusions their ethnocentrism and religious intolerance might have misdirected them into, we simply cannot, as a sovereign independent country, have a situation whereby we have a President, recognized as such by, and, according to law, and yet tolerate some other authority that is similarly a creation of law to howsoever seek to detract from the authority, prestige and legitimacy of the highest office in the land.

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the President of Nigeria, therefore Peter Obi's President and Alex Otti's President.

Indeed, President Tinubu is Alex Otti's President where Alex Otti is not his Governor.

Bola Tinubu is also the President of absolutely every other Nigerian including the most implacable "Obidients" currently applauding Otti's unconscionable excess.

While these children of discontent and apostles of hate may elect to wallow in denial, Mr Otti is a public official, indeed an elected one like his President, Tinubu, and he will just have to place President Tinubu's portrait on his office wall and everywhere else in Abia, wherein it normally belongs, or God help him.

Less than two years from now Alex Otti will be sixty but if in his case wisdom has not come with age, then he will just have to suffer the consequence appropriate to rascals and fools.

Governor Alex Otti of Abia State is playing with fire and will soon find, the hard way, that if you play with fire, fire will burn you.

Onokpasa, a lawyer, was a member of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Presidential Campaign Council and writes from Abuja.

A very foolish write up.

People like this further drive the ethnic and religious divide the country experiences. Thankfully he unveiled himself as a member of the APC.

With the level of destruction caused by politicians, how can the nation heal with such idiotic words like this? His words are absolutely abusive, divisive and irritating.

The same BAT sat in his house and plotted how to arrive at the presidency using a combination of the north and southwest, not hiding it.

Again, the 2023 election found APC calculating how to secure the presidency of the entire country, overlooking the southeast. How did he not describe that as tribalism? Who is the apostle of hate, when a particular tribe is made the butt of all jokes and pushed to the side, by particular people who think Nigeria belongs to them only?

BAT remains on the seat, except the courts pronounce otherwise. One wonders why you beat a child with a cane and yet force the child to shut up.

With such mindset, something drastic must be done as this country is fast tilting towards disintegration.

Nbote:
Seriously ehn, anyone who supported Buhari should be shot on sight. That useless Mai Suya with his useless "Darling Daddy" rantings should be sent to mop Bar beach. That relic set this nation 50years back

Have you noticed that “our darling daddy” crooner on this platform has not mentioned a single word about him for ages? He has moved his support to BAT.

Hmmm

Ellasure:
sooo, somebody pushed you over a cliff with your eyes wide open. if you survived you got to think wela

You served eight years already. Now started another. How will you survive it?

MRDEE01:
NFF should sign Jose Mourinho, all their dirty secrets will be outside in one month.

Please off the mike!

Sleekfingers:
Ifa devotee
Esu devotee
Olokun devotee

Are you happy now?

Ahhhhh.
You get horn for head? Na those people dey carry horn for head and small tail for yansh.

Jogs1900:
Most are from a particular region. It was from that region I saw a university graduate that couldn't write a complete sentence.smh

And the so called agents are from a particular region known documentation fraud.

Sleekfingers:
Magun still exist. Somewhere in Gbogan in Osun around 2009, when I visited the state for Osun festival. A young man died of Magun kiko

There are various types
1. Magun olomi ( the victim will just be drinking water, till death)
2. Magun kiko ( crow like Cock till death)
3. Magun Gbokiti ( the victim will somersault 7 times, and die. This is the most common one.
4. Magun Lepo ( the man's penis won't come out from the woman's vagina
5. Magun Mafo Ono ( do not cross E.g roads, gutter etc
6. Magun Ma da omi koja ( don't cross water)
7. Magun elere ( victim will start running, if he didn't get the antidote on time, he will run till death)
8 Magun Ge Oko ( penis cutter, the mans penis will cut in the woman's vagina , this type of magun is rarely used
9. Magun Oni iko ( the victim will cough till death)

You must be a native doctor.
Or from a family of native doctors.
Or simply you have either practiced with magun or you intend to practice with magun.
Which one you dey inside?

He was on his way to the position of the IG. Hopefully he clears his name. He is a very good policeman.

Difficult times for Putin.

The Russian army was overrated at the beginning of the war. Putin's backbone is the country's nuclear power. Looking at the current realities on the fronts, you"LL fu d that without Prigozhin's group, Russian would have been pushed back to Moscow by now.

A big shame not let him end the needless war that has cost too much in lives and properties. Now the entire world suffers from this Russian unnecessary show of power against Ukraine.

Ok.

Very crooked and very confident in his crookedness.

Unfortunately the case will linger many years, suffer many adjournments and conclude with a very light sentence.

Painfully too is the fact that Nigerians who vote for terrible leaders, will continue their inglorious acts. Thankfully the hardships begin and end with them.

Why get into a marriage when there are trust issues with you? Insecure people have no business with marriages.

People spy their spouses for some reasons. Before spying on your spouse, your heart is already a fertile ground for the seed of lack of trust to germinate.

For some, their problem is adultery. For some it is finance. For some it is property. For some it is family.

The day you begin to spy your spouse, your sleep goes away. Your peace goes away. When you find nothing, you continue working hard to discover what is non existent.

It is true that a lot of people misbehave in their marriages. Please just let your marriage flow. If you stumble on something, not because you spy, then you can deal with it at that point.

Get yourself busy doing something. Ensure your spouse is busy too. That way you will not have a reason to spy on each other.

Hmmmm

So what are they waiting for?

Nonsense people. No ideas. Never innovative. That’s why they elect terrible leaders.

Very soon we go hear loot-a-thon.

Sirchiboy:
Where we fit download the picture

I wan check something

No be only download. Na photocopy.

The scoundrel will regret his worthless life in jail.

He truly needs it and has walked his way into prison. Such a low life.

Rayban25:
Nigerians just have problem. We think we gain relevance by chasing clout and attention.

One has fainted while trying to massage people and another one slept while trying to do copy copy..GWR should ban Nigerians from applying abeg

As she sleep go so, is she still in it and she don follow like that disqualify herself?

Jagbajantis intete.

80 buses to cushion the effect for farmers. One wonders what should happen to workers, traders and school children. Should they trek to school?

What's the point putting the cart before the horse? No proper planning. Now the citizens suffer more misery in the hands of poor leaders.

Once again, we do not know the true story behind the do called subsidy. Those who are accused of defrauding the entire nation still remain mysterious. How security agencies are not able to tell decent Nigerians who the subsidies are, beggars belief.

Caretaker. He took care of himself first.