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FamilyRe: A Friend Of Mine Died In His Sleep Two Days Ago. by capnies: 2:50pm On Oct 13, 2023
CARDIAC ARREST AND NOTHING MORE. FROM THE MIDDLE OF YOUR CHEST TO YOUR LEFT SIDE; COULD HAPPEN SUDDENLY, ALWAYS BE IN GOOD STANDING WITH GOD, BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE THAN A MILLION WAYS TO DIE, BUT ONLY ONE WAY TO LIVE
RomanceRe: Every Man I Meet What To Sleep With Me. by capnies: 7:18am On Oct 09, 2023
Animegirl:
To the two Id*its above me, you guys don't have common sense, shameless men without "proper moral upbringing". I'm not the cause of your depressed and unfortunate misfortune in life. undecided
MY LOVE WHAT YOU JUST WROTE SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. MEN BREATH RESPECT. I AM. A MARRIED MAN AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT MEN DON'T NEED A WOMAN'S LOVE ALL MEN WANT IS RESPECT WHICH THEY INTERPRET AS LOVE. IF YOU ARE NOT MARRIED AND YOU NEED A DECENT MAN AS HUSBAND, RESPECT MUST GO BEFORE YOU.
YOU SAID YOU GO TO CHURCH BUT YOU CALLED TWO ABLE BORDIED MEN IDIOTS AND YOU NEED A DECENT MAN. DOES THE SCRIPTURE NOT SAY YOU SHOULD NOT INSULT PEOPLE? HOW DO YOU THINK THAT ANOTHER MAN STANDING FROM AFAR AND OBSERVING YOU WILL JUDGE YOU: VIRTUOUS OR RUDE. AM TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND I KNOW YOU CAN CHANGE
RomanceRe: Why Do I Feel Like Having Sex Everyday? by capnies: 7:27pm On Oct 06, 2023
IamKizzbrown10:
I don't really know if is normal am single at the moment, i always feel like having sex everyday, it been 3 months now i stop visting olosho cause it way too expensive for me, currently am honey and i don't know what to am tempting to visit olosho house tonight but i vow not to, i don't even have a girlfriend at the moment base on where i work no girls around to spin so i don't know ifor the feeling is normal
. CHANGE YOUR THOUGHT PATTERN. IF YOU BROWSE AVOID FACEBOOK AND ROMANCE SECTIONS, THINK MORE OF HOW TO MAKE MONEY AND HOW TO OBEY GOD'S LAWS. YOU CAN STAY FOR EVER WITHOUT SEX, JUST BY CHANGING THE WAY YOU THINK
RomanceRe: Why Don't Girls Ask Their Fellow Girls For Money? by capnies: 6:03pm On Oct 06, 2023
mariahAngel:
As it was in the days of Adam, The man said, “The woman you put here with me—she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.”
They hardly take responsibility for their actions/decisions. undecided
AT LEAST THE MAN BLAMED A PHYSICAL THING. THE WOMAN SAID THE SERPENT BEGUILED ME AND I DID EAT. CAN YOU SHOW ME THE SERPENT?
FamilyRe: My Son Is Getting Married Without My Approval. by capnies: 5:36pm On Oct 06, 2023
mariahAngel:
Forgive and pray for him with all your heart to retrace his steps.

You know, even though we do wrong, God still loves us because God is a loving Father.
.

THE SAME GOD THAT SEND SOME OF HIS CHILDREN TO A FIRE THAT DOESN'T QUENCH?. DOES GOD HAVE A DUAL PERSONALITY.
CareerRe: I Received The Greatest Disgrace Of My Life!!! by capnies: 5:31pm On Oct 06, 2023
Wallteck:
I have a very big phobia talking to crowd!! Today while I was presenting a project in front of the audience , I first started with a good introduction everybody dey feel my flows, suddenly I just stopped , all the thing in my head I forget it. Na only my heart Kon dey work, my soul left my body.

I was trembling in fear, my heart was beating more than normal, I end up fucking up the interview . they assisted me on the presentation, the thing really pain me, have always be running from talking to crowd, it finally catch up to me at old age!!!

Used me as a lesson, the problem you failed to address now will catch up with you later, No matter how run away from it.

My mood just spoil today.... it really pain me a lot!!! The funniest thing is that if I'm alone I will present it very well with British accent feeling like I'm on the top of the world😭😭😭😭
GO TO CHURCH, START BY GIVING TESTIMONIES REGULARLY THANK ME NOW
CrimeRe: Greatness Olorunfemi: Father Of Abuja 'One Chance' Victim Speaks by capnies: 12:07pm On Oct 06, 2023
9jabox:
Although I feel terrible for the poor girl whose dreams got cut short, but the cold statement of the father saying G^d is not their errrand boy, bla bla bla, he deserves no pity.

Why do people just like to question things? As soon as god’s name is mentioned in a matter, nobody wants to question Or challenge such conclusions. Why?

Are they in essence saying God is a wuked being?

If indeed what happened was sanctioned by him, then it makes no sense calling for investigation. Accept your fate and move.
GOD DOES NOT SANCTION EVIL.
THE DEVIL RULES THE WORLD.
REMEMBER HE LOST HIS DAUGHTER, SEE HIM AS A DEPRESSED DAD, SO HE COULD SAY ANYTHING NOW.
GOD IS NOT WICKED, INFACT GOD PERSONIFIES LOVE, DON'T LISTEN TO PREACHERS THAT CLAIM GOD CAN CAST THE MAN HE CREATED INTO EVERLASTING FIRE. ITS DEVILS DOCTRINE TO DISCREDIT GOD. JUST IMAGINE THAT A PASTOR CLIMBS THE PULPIT TO READ 1 JOHN 3:1-3 GOD IS LOVE, WHILE ANOTHER PASTOR ON ANOTHER PULPIT IS TELLING MEMBERS THAT GOD CAN CAST THEM INTO EVERLASTING FIRE, SAME GOD.
RomanceRe: I Had Sex With My Childhood Crush, Now I Am Confused & Filled With Guilt by capnies: 5:50pm On Oct 03, 2023
[quote author=StylesX post=126171894]I'm actually 50+, oya rest undecided[/quote

AND YOU ARE NOT MARRIED WITH KIDS
FamilyRe: What Are Girls From River State Known For? by capnies: 1:50pm On Sep 30, 2023
ABSOLUTE NONSENSE. FUNNILY THE CALL GIRLS IN PH ARE FROM THE UNIVERSITIES IN THE EAST.
Forum GamesRe: Between The Two, Who Is A Good Leader And Why by capnies: 11:58am On Sep 30, 2023
GeneralPula:
2..

If she’s not a good leader, her kids for no grow reach that level..
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHICKS SHE HAS LOST. MAYBE SHE STARTED WITH TEN OR TWELVE CHICKS; BECAUSE DOCKFOWL ALWAYS HATCH PLENTY CHICKS
FamilyRe: Don't Tell Me This Is True...... by capnies: 5:32pm On Sep 29, 2023
YOU MAY NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF GLOBAL CITIZENSHIP. SPEAKING IN TONGUES IS A GIFT OF THE SPIRIT TO GODS CHILDREN AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT THE RIGHTEOUS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH. THAT IS THE GLOBE. THINK THIS WAY
FamilyRe: I Feel Hatred Towards My Husband by capnies: 5:46pm On Sep 26, 2023
MY DEAR YOU CAN'T GET A BETTER MAN USE YOUR GOD GIVEN WISDOM TO STAY IN YOUR MARRIAGE.
I ONCE WAS TOLD A STORY OF A MARRIED MAN WHO LOST HIS JOB AND WAS HOME ALL DAY. HIS WIFE LEFT FOR MARKET TO COME MAKE FOOD FOR THE FAMILY, THE CHILDREN WERE AT SCHOOL, THE MAN QUICKLY GOT A NEIGHBOUR INTO THE LIVING ROOM, THEY WERE IN THE ACT AND NEVER NOTICE WHEN THE WIFE CAME HOME, SHE HEARD THE NOISE AND LOOKED THROUGH THE CURTAIN AND SAW THEM, SHE TOOK WHAT SHE BOUGHT FROM THE MARKET AND ENTERED THE KITCHEN TO MAKE FOOD, NOT UNTIL SHE STARTED POUNDING THINGS THAT THEY HEARD THE NOISE AND STOOD UP. THE NEIGHBOUR RAN OUT, THE WOMAN CONTINUED HER COOKING WHEN SHE FINISHED SHE DISHED THE FOOD AND BOTH OF THEM ATE FROM THE SAME PLATE AS ALWAYS.

what are my saying build your home, don't allow anyone to advise you otherwise. Hand your family over to God, after a while what you just wrote will be history and story just like the one I just told you.
BUILD YOUR HOME, SEE YOUR HUSBAND AS IF HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HILE'S DOING. DON'T OPT FOR DIVORCE. DIFFERENT MEN WILL USE YOU MANY WORST THAN YOUR HUSBAND.
NOTE: THERE IS NO BETTER MAN OUT THERE, STAY INDOORS OUTSIDE IS SO COLD. LOVE YOU
FamilyRe: Remembering Hungerbad, Nairaland Most Iconic Figure That Passed Away by capnies: 7:43pm On Sep 21, 2023
Exmilitant:
We all owe God a death!!
GOD IS LIFE. DEATH COMES FROM SIN. THOSE THAT BELIEVE IN ME EVEN WHEN DEAD WILL LIVE AGAIN
FamilyRe: Please House, Help Me And Pray For My Wife by capnies: 4:02pm On Sep 20, 2023
Saccharine:
I don't know what the connection is between man of God and a pregnant woman suffering from severe headaches.

Better run to the hospital and make sure her blood pressure is being monitored.

Good luck oga
Right. Suspecting high blood pressure and if not handled the baby might die in the womb, endangering the mother's life
CrimeRe: I Was Raped 400 Times By My Coach - Angelique Cauchy by capnies: 6:39pm On Sep 16, 2023
enemyofprogress:
E no rich 400 times. Stop lying.
NA ONLY 399 TIMES
FamilyRe: Advice Needed On This Pressing Issue. by capnies: 8:38pm On Sep 15, 2023
YOU ARE A DEAD MAN. MAYBE
ANOTHER MAN IS ALSO HELPING YOUR WIFE WHO HAS NO FEELINGS FOR YOU. ASK SAMPSON
RomanceRe: My Mom Said My Fiancee Is Ugly (pictures) by capnies: 4:20pm On Sep 12, 2023
YOU ARE JUST SHOWING HER FACE, WE NEED TO SEE HER LEGS. DON'T JUDGE BEAUTY BY FACE. I WAS TAUGHT TO START FROM THE SHAPE OF THE LEGS TO THE HIPS THEN THE BREAST AREA BEFORE LOOKING AT THE FACE
A WOMAN'S BEAUTY IS IN THE LEGS.
CrimeRe: Pastor Caught Sleeping With A Married Woman In His Church (video) by capnies: 2:46pm On Sep 12, 2023
IconicR:
Pastors these days ehn
Make I no talk
Even pastor johnw47 here on nairaland is on another level in this regard
WHAT OF THE MARRIED WOMAN THAT SPREAD HER LEGS TO RECEIVE THE STICK. IN CHRISTIANITY THE MAN IS ALWAYS AT FAULT. IN JUDAISM THE WOMAN WOULD HAVE BEEN STONED TO DEATH. WHERE IS SHE
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Prays For "Miracle Money" To Enter Members' Bank Accounts by capnies: 2:50pm On Sep 11, 2023
Wawelexy:
Me I know that miracle still exist... But how this type of miracle happens is what I'm yet to understand (tho one isn't supposed to know how a miracle should happen, but then)

Is it that the miracle will push one unknown cheerful giver to just send money to random account details? Or maybe

The miracle will make your rich relative that have your details remember you and send you money? Or maybe

The miracle will make one billionaires mistakenly input one wrong digit which will then tally with your details and then he sends you money.. even when he realised, the miracle will still make him overlook it since he has more than enough...

And all these miracle alerts, do they have session I.D? I pray make the miracle reach my side oo grin cheesy
IF YOU RECEIVE ALERT IN YOUR ACCOUNT THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WON'T YOU GO TO THE BANK TO ASK HOW MANAGE
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Prays For "Miracle Money" To Enter Members' Bank Accounts by capnies: 2:47pm On Sep 11, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
When will people realise that god does not exist.
THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE.
IF GOD DOES NOT EXIST WHAT IS HOLDING THE UNIVERSE IN PLACE
DON'T BE FOOLED BY SCIENCE, FIRST SCIENCE SAID SEEING IS BELIEVING SO SINCE WE CAN'T SEE GOD HE DOES NOT EXIST. NOW I ASK YOU CAN YOU SEE YOUR MIND, CONSCIENCE CAN SCIENCE SEE ATOMS, ELECTRONS NEUTRONS PROTONS RADIO WAVES GAMMA RAYS ALPHA RAYS BETA XRAYS. BUT WE KEEP USING THEM EVERYDAY. YOU CAN ONLY KNOW THAT GOD EXIST BY TUNNING TO HIS FREQUENCY.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Prays For "Miracle Money" To Enter Members' Bank Accounts by capnies: 2:36pm On Sep 11, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool It's biblical. Jesus started Miracle Money.
You will never believe it until you experience it.


Matthew 17:27 Go thou to the sea, and cast an hook, and take up the fish that first cometh up; and when thou hast opened his mouth, thou shalt find a piece of money: that take, and give unto them for me and thee.
IS THAT MIRACLE MONEY? JESUS KNEW A FISH THAT SWALLOWED MONEY AND PROCEEDED TO COMMAND THE FISH TO THE NET. WAS THE MONEY FROM ANOTHER PERSONS ACCOUNT. DOES GOD STEAL?. THE BIBLE TEACHES HARD WORK AND DILIGENCE. THE BIBLE COMMANDS THAT A LAZY MAN SHOULD NOT BE GIVEN FOOD, WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU.
DO YOU KNOW THAT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BANKS BELONG TO INDIVIDUALS. WHOSE OWN WILL GOD STEAL AND SEND TO YOU. OR WILL GOD INTERFERE WITH A COUNTRY MONETARY SYSTEM AND PRINT MONEY. EVEN IF HE PRINTS IT CAN YOU GET IT THROUGH TRANSFER, WE ARE SO GULLIBLE THAT IS WHY THE SO CALLED MEN OF GOD USE US TO ACQUIRE WEALTH. IF THAT SAME PASTOR HAS A NEED HE WILL TELL THE CHURCH MEMBERS TO CONTRIBUTE
AT THAT TIME MIRACLE MONEY WILL NOT BE TALKED ABOUT.
FamilyRe: I Want To Divorce And Live Alone by capnies: 3:42pm On Sep 09, 2023
YOU WANT TO DIVORCE YOUR WIFE BECAUSE OF SEX AND YOU DON'T WANT TO REMARRY, WHERE WILL YOU BE GETTING THE SEX FROM. YOU'VE NOT TOLD US THE TRUTH YET.
YOU LEAVE WHERE YOU'RE GETTING SCANTY SEX TO NO SEX ATALL. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. A LADY IS IN LINE TO DESTROY YOU. SEX HAS DESTROYED MANY OF US AND ANOTHER SAMPSON IS LOADING.
SEX IS FROM THE MIND, CHANGE YOUR THINKING AND LIVE HAPPILY. ONCE A WEEK SEX IS ENOUGH AND WHEN YOU WANT TO HAVE IT INVEST TIME AND HAVE IT TO YOUR FILL LIKE 3-4HOURS OF TOGETHERNESS. There is nothing like high sex drive, every action starts with thinking. When asking your wife for sex, have at the back of your mind that she might reject it, so you won't feel bad when she does.
FamilyRe: How True Is This? by capnies: 8:43pm On Sep 08, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Spoken like a true non-planner! undecided

2. You don't have kids unless you are ready to deal with all the stresses that come with having them. So you plan ahead either by getting yourself a babysitter or a family member lined up to help care for the kid while you work or have your other life if that is what you worry you would need time for. There are CEO mothers and fathers out there whose schedules are the busiest. Many of them don't even go on maternity leave when the baby is due. There are women who have their baby one day and are back to work the next day. This is all thanks to planning ahead and arranging what they would need to cater to their child from birth to at least adolescence. undecided

3. Make una dey there dey deceive una self. Marriage does not bestow on you any special status that leaves you immune to application to commonsense solutions that are available all the world over. Billions of people have tried and tested the same marriage and childbearing and have learned from their experience how to more efficiently handle many of these same problems you are crying about today. It takes a sensible individual to take these tried and tested ideas and apply them to better his or her situation. There are of course nonsensible individual out there who would rather complain than do the right thing in their situation. If that is the crowd you wish to belong to in 2023, knock yourself out. undecided
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE RESULT OF PARENTS NOT BEING THERE FOR THEIR CHILDREN; A NANNY WILL TRAIN YOUR CHILD FOR YOU. THINK AGAIN. AS A PARENT YOU MUST I REPEAT MUST BE THERE FOR YOUR CHILDREN ALWAYS OR SORRY FOR YOU
RomanceRe: The Foolishness Of 'who Virginity Epp'. by capnies: 6:07pm On Sep 05, 2023
kkins25:
The fact of the matter is, who virginity epp? No, really. Who e epp?
Virginity is simply a patriacial something put forth by men to prevent the ladies from doing the same thing they did.

More men are sexually active than women, so, even if she decides to be a virgin, the chances of ending up with a non-virgin guy is high. Does it benefit her? NO! Who does it benefit? The man of course. He is assured that no other man has tasted the woman he has paid dowry on top. That's why virginity is a big deal in cultures where men pay dowries. Compared to that where men don't. it's not about the character or quality of a woman, it's about pleasing the ego of men. Nothing more, nothing else.

PS. the section of the bible that emphased on virginity was written in a time when the children of God were pillaging villages, raping and turning captured women into sex slaves. Dey play!
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A VIRGIN MALE. BOYS START EJACULATING FROM PUBERTY; VIRGINITY IS ONLY FOR WOMEN
.
GOD MADE IT SO
RomanceRe: The Foolishness Of 'who Virginity Epp'. by capnies: 5:44pm On Sep 05, 2023
Persephone1:
This is not a joke Kris be serious for once in your Nl life cheesy cheesy grin

I'm not sugarcoating neither am I soliciting here. I'm more on to understanding the logic of men here. grin grin If virginity is what makes one a good person then life would have been so easy. grin
BEING A VIRGIN IN THE MIST OF UNCOUNTABLE TEMPTATIONS SHOWS SELF CONTROL, WHICH IS THE BEST VIRTUE OF THEM ALL
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been With A Partner Who Steals From You by capnies: 2:35pm On Sep 05, 2023
IconicR:
😂😂😂
Both of them are doing bad things
THE MAN DID A BAD THING - ONE COUNT CHARGE
THE GIRL DID TWO BAD THINGS - TWO COUNT CHARGE
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been With A Partner Who Steals From You by capnies: 5:37pm On Sep 03, 2023
IconicR:
I'm not defending her, but op should learn that fornication is also stealing
In fornication no party involved should condemn the other
They are both thiefs
TRUE FORNICATION IS STEALING BUT IN THIS CASE THEY BOTH STOLE THROUGH FORNICATING BUT THE GIRL STOLE AGAIN.
WHICH MEANS THE MAN IS A THIEF BUT THE GIRL IS A THIEF THIEF
FamilyRe: I Did A Research And Found Out That Acid Will Removed Toilet Discoloration by capnies: 4:54pm On Aug 28, 2023
fineboynl:
Toilet discoloration accumulate over the years and it became a concerns with the bowl is getting black inside.

I was doing a research and found acid work very well on YouTube.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw-hUPZYALI

I'm about to go buy acid right now. But I was just concerned if it won't cause some damages to piping network and the cement inside the chambers. I know very well that acid work well on tile. As I have used it for tiles before and I know how it reacted on the cements that were ontop the tiles.

I have tried bleach without desired results
HYDROCHLORIC ACID IS THE STAIN REMOVER IN HYPOTOILET OR HARPIC TOILET CLEANER IN SMALL CONCENTRATION LIKE 1% ONLY AT 10% IT CAN PERFECTLY REMOVE ANY STAIN ON TILES AND CAVITIES. BUT PLEASE WEAR NOSE MASK SOAK IT WITH ANY DETERGENT OVERNITE AND WASH OFF IN THE MORNING. WEAR HAND GLOVES ALSO.

HCL IS A POWERFUL OXIDIZING AGENT
RomanceRe: Help, Redpill Eventually Damaged My Lovely Relationship by capnies: 5:47pm On Aug 26, 2023
THE ONLY WOMAN THAT CAN BE CHEATED ON IS THE ONE YOU DISVIRGINED. YOU CANNOT CHEAT ON A WOMAN THAT ANOTHER MAN DISVIRGINED IMPOSSIBLE. A WOMAN THAT HAS BEEN DISVIRGINED DOES NOT DESERVE A BRIIDE PRICE FROM ANOTHER MAN, THAT IS THE TRUTH.

IM NOT ENCOURAGING INFIDELITY IN ANYWAY, SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE IS SIN. BUT NO GIRL THAT HAS SOLD HER BRIDE PRICE TO ANOTHER MAN SHOULD COME ONLINE CRYING CHEATING CHEATING. EVERY SEX A WOMAN HAS CHANGES HER BEHAVIOUR TOWARDS THE MAN SHE SLEPT WITH. MEN GENE GO AS FAR AS DEPOSITING IN THE BRAINS OF WOMEN THEY'VE SLEPT WITH.
FamilyRe: If You Were Their Mom, What Would Be Your Decision On This Issue? by capnies: 1:55pm On Aug 26, 2023
BluntCrazeMan:
From @General_Oluchi on X-(Formerly-Twitter)


BUY SAME TOY OF DIFFERENT COLOUR FOR THE ONE THAT LOVES PLAYING WITH THE TOY


..
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Source:
https://twitter.com/General_Oluchi/status/1694899224083677230
FamilyRe: Whose Name Should I Put On Papers Of The Car I Intend Buying For My Married Sis? by capnies: 5:56pm On Aug 25, 2023
IF HER HUSBAND IS BUYING A CAR FOR YOUR SISTER WHICH NAME WILL HE USE
THAT IS THE NAME TO USE

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