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Romance › Re: Men Only: How Did You Get Through This? by CAPSLOCKED: 2:38pm On Dec 09, 2019

I'M JUST SEEING ALL THE MENTIONS HERE. I HOPE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?

PLEASE DO NOT KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE OF ANY RANDOM PERSON. THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER TROUBLE YOU LIKE THIS, AND THEY SHOULD BE THE REASONS YOU SHOULD STAY ALIVE AND KEEP LIVING AND... KICKING AŠS.

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE, NOT ONCE. AND WE PASSED THOSE PHASES AND BECAME BETTER, STRONGER PEOPLE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAS GONE WITH YOU BUT, ASSUMING THE SITUATION HASN'T CHANGED, IF I WERE IN YOUR POSITION I'LL KEEP TRYING TO FIX THE THINGS I CAN WHILE ALSO LOOKING FOR OTHER BETTER OPTIONS.

LIKE MARTINEZ39 WILL ALWAYS SAY, NO ONE IS IRREPLACEABLE. NOBODY IS TOO RELEVANT MY G, ONE DOOR CLOSES ANOTHER OPENS. YOU'RE BEING SCARED OF MOVING FORWARD, BUT MAYBE THAT WILL BE THE BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO. TRY AGAIN IF YOU MUST BUT NEVER LET THESE FEELINGS BREAK YOU. NOBODY DIED AND MADE HER QUEEN OF ANYTHING, PUT YOURSELF IN CONTROL OF YOUR OWN LIFE AND LIVE TO THE FULLEST.

YOU CAN MENTION ME OR SEND A MAIL, I'LL CALL YOU IF YOU WANNA TALK.

CHEERS.

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Family › Re: How Can I Stop Loving This Other Man. by CAPSLOCKED: 2:18pm On Dec 09, 2019

Olannajewel:
Please pardon my very long post. I also had to open another account so as to post this.

SPARE US THIS INTRODUCTION, NOBODY CARES! undecided

I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS BUT, IF YOU EVENTUALLY CHEAT, I WILL NOT BLAME YOU.

MEN NEED TO LEARN THAT SOMETIMES, MONEY AND PROVISIONS IS NOT ENOUGH.
IF YOU CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR PARTNER, SPEND TIME AND LISTEN TO HER, YOU'RE ONLY WASTING YOUR TIME.

PLEASE TELL MR. TELEGRAM TO USE PROTECTION JUST IN CASE.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Shiloh 2019: Bird Drops Dead Inside Faith Tabernacle by CAPSLOCKED: 2:15pm On Dec 09, 2019

jidxin:
think outside the box bruh ...just think wide, leave nigerians and blacks alobne, abi isnt it the same white that believes owls cats etc are of the underworld or why would they make movies in that likes? or the lady that wrote harry porter is a black woman and other countless of them? it is a general believe plsss just kleave blacks outta this

THIS IS INSANE REASONING.

THERE ARE MOVIES ABOUT

1. FIREMAN, THIS GUY IS A WALKING AND FLYING BODY OF FLAMES.
2. ICEMAN, THIS PERSON IS PURE ICE A-Z
3. AQUAMAN, THIS GUY AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY LIVE UNDER WATER.
4. SUPERMAN, THOR, THESE GUYS FLY OR LEVITATE, AND SHUFFLE BETWEEN PLANETS AND SOLAR SYSTEMS WITH EASE, WITH NO SPACESHIPS REQUIRED.
5. AN ENDLESS LIST OF IMPOSSIBLE PEOPLE AND EVENTS THAT HAVE BEEN PORTRAYED ON TV.

DO YOU MEAN THAT BECAUSE THE WHITES PUT THOSE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND ELEMENTS IN MOVIES, THEREFORE IT MUST BE REAL?
PLEASE WE NEED TO CHANGE HOW WE REASON.

AFRICA CLAIM SAY THEM GET JAZZ. INDIA SAY NA THEM BAD PASS. BUT UNTIL THE RANDY EXPERIMENT WAS CLOSED AFTER BEING OPEN FOR MANY YEARS, NO SINGLE SOUL WAS ABLE TO DEMONSTRATE WORKING JUJU, SO AS TO WIN THE PRIZE OF OVER A MILLION DOLLARS (ABI BILLION SEF).

WE HAVE JAZZ IN NIGERIA BUT WE CAN'T FARM RICE WITH IT, OR BOIL EGG, OR EVEN CURE STROKE (NOT EVEN CANCER). WHO ARE WE DECEIVING?

WITH ALL OUR JAZZ IN THE SOUTH, WEST, AND EAST, THE NORTHERNERS AND THEIR COWS ARE FÚCKING US HARDCORE LIKE PØRNHUB VIDEOS. WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO THE GOVERNMENT ASIDES CAUSING ACCIDENTS AND DEATHS TO OUR OWN RELATIVES (AS POPULARLY CLAIMED), TURNING TO CATS AND BIRDS, OR BUSH-BABY OR MADAM KOI-KOI. LMAO cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: In D Beginning God Created Heaven And Earth, When Did He Create Hell by CAPSLOCKED: 10:03am On Dec 09, 2019

HE CREATED HELL WHEN ROME CREATED JESUS, AND CHRISTIANITY.

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Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Most Powerful Traditional Kings In Nigeria by CAPSLOCKED: 8:05am On Dec 09, 2019

TO BE HONEST, I SEE NO ROLE THAT THESE MEN PLAY ASIDES SITTING ON EXPENSIVE THRONES AND MARRYING MANY WIVES.

THEY SIT BACK WHILE THE PRESIDENT AND GOVERNORS WĄNK-AND-NUT ON THIER PEOPLE.. AND THESE KINGS NEVER SAY A WORD, NOR DO ANYTHING ENTIRELY EXCEPT SMILING AND CHEERING EVIL POLITICIANS.

IN MY OPINION, THEY'RE ALL POWERLESS, USELESS AND SERVE THIS COUNTRY NO PURPOSE.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Shiloh 2019: Bird Drops Dead Inside Faith Tabernacle by CAPSLOCKED: 7:59am On Dec 09, 2019

Absoj:
Bro, some things are not superstitious as u think neither are they events that coincidence. Things happen in this world bro...and God really works thru men ..and men of God. Let's leave it at that.

NO WE DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE ANYTHING AT THAT. WE HAVE TO STUDY AND ANALYZE THINGS, AND DRAW ALL THE POSSIBLE CONCLUSIONS THAT WE CAN.
YOU DON'T LEAVE THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE AND BELIEVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS TAUGHT YOU TO JUST BELIEVE. WE HAVE TO QUESTION EVERY SINGLE THING!

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Travel › Re: My Experience Living And Working In The UAE by CAPSLOCKED: 3:11am On Dec 09, 2019

AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT EATING ARAB MAN'S POOP OR DRINKING ARAB CAMEL'S URINE.... OR DOING ANYTHING FILTHY, I THINK YOU MAY STILL HAVE YOUR SENSES TOGETHER.

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Celebrities › Re: Juice Wrld Dies Aged 21 After Suffering A Seizure At Chicago Airport by CAPSLOCKED: 9:11pm On Dec 08, 2019

I HAVE THESE LUCID DREAMS WHERE I CAN'T MOVE A THING..... NOW I'M JUST BETTER OF DEAD.

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Romance › Re: I Have A Relationship Question For Ladies by CAPSLOCKED: 5:59pm On Dec 08, 2019

ubunja:
Guys are really waking up.

REALLY GOOD DEVELOPMENT.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Shiloh 2019: Bird Drops Dead Inside Faith Tabernacle by CAPSLOCKED: 5:56pm On Dec 08, 2019*

ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz:
Knowledge is not wisdom

You can be educated and still be stupid.
To think these people are people's dad and mumy

MIND YOU, MILLIONS IN NIGERIA BELIEVE IN THESE THINGS: CATS, BIRDS, SPIDERS FROM THEIR VILLAGE ENEMIES SENT TO HARM THEM.

UP TO 40% OR MORE FROM THAT NUMBER ARE EDUCATED.

IT'S BAFFLING THAT THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF AN ALMIGHTY GOD, AND IN THE DIVINE PROTECTION OF JESUS... ARE THE SAME ONES SCARED OF OWLS, JAZZ, JUJU, CHARMS, AND OTHER NONSENSE SUPERSTITIOUS THINGS WHICH.... REALLY SHOWS HOW THEY DO NOT COMPLETELY TRUST IN THEIR CHRISTIAN FAITH, AND IN THE GOD THEY CLAIM TO BELIEVE.

CAPSLOCKED:
A CHRISTIAN, BY DEFINITION, IS THE PERSON WHO BELIEVES IN GOD, DEVIL, EVIL OWLS, DEVILISH CATS, TALKING ANIMALS, SHAPE SHIFTING, WITCHES, VILLAGE PEOPLE, GHOSTS, WALKING DEAD PEOPLE, LIGHTNING AS A HANDY WEAPON, JUJU, DEAD PEOPLE CLUBBING IN THE MORTUARY, AND TRILLIONS OF OTHER SUPERSTITIONS.

NO OTHER PERSON IN THE WORLD IS INSANE ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THE THINGS THAT A CHRISTIAN BELIEVES.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Mystic Experience In Oneness With God by CAPSLOCKED: 1:59pm On Dec 08, 2019

LordReed:
When can we expect you to walk on water, give amputees new limbs and multiply food for the hungry?

HAHAHA.. YOU CAN'T INFLUENCE GOD'S ACTS. HE ACTS WHEN AND HOW HE PLEASES. cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: Two Ladies Fighting After Church Service In Rivers State by CAPSLOCKED: 1:38pm On Dec 08, 2019

THEY'RE SIMPLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THE HOLY SPIRIT, AND GOD'S ANOINTING.

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Romance › Re: Lay Your Head On My Chest And Feel Better, Lady Says, Shared Her Water Melon. by CAPSLOCKED: 12:46pm On Dec 08, 2019

MeeLan:
Yet, her colleagues will argue with you that this doesn't mean she is "loosed"

Romance › Re: Wrong Reasons For Marriage by CAPSLOCKED: 11:34am On Dec 08, 2019

ubunja:
two of my least fav traits bro.
I love dependent ladies.

AT LEAST, SOME OF THEM COME WITH LESS TROUBLES. cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Ways To Please God by CAPSLOCKED: 11:33am On Dec 08, 2019

lakesidepapa:
Where in the bible is written that we shouldn't eat pork and crayfish?

HAHA.. WHAT A CLOWN.
A SUPERMAN FAN ASKING WHERE IT'S WRITTEN IN THE COMICS THAT SUPERMAN IS A KRYPTONIAN.

OGBENI GO AND STUDY YOUR BIBLE.

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Romance › Re: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:43am On Dec 08, 2019

ceeroh:
Never!!!! God forbid.

Girls I'll never touch in my life:
A bleaching girl
Anklet using girl
Body piercing girl

VERY GOOD THAT YOU INTEND TO KEEP YOUR CONTAGIOUS DISEASES TO YOURSELF.

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Romance › Re: Wrong Reasons For Marriage by CAPSLOCKED: 9:41am On Dec 08, 2019

ubunja:
big butt, good hips and thick thighs. I will marry the ho.

LOOOL.
I CAN'T FIND GOOD CHARACTER OR INDEPENDENCE ON YOUR LIST....

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Ways To Please God by CAPSLOCKED: 9:30am On Dec 08, 2019

THE ONLY WAY WE CAN TRULY PLEASE YAHWEH THE CHRISTIAN GOD IS TO COMPLETELY OBEY WHAT HE HAS COMMANDED IN THE BIBLE.... SUCH AS KILL UNBELIEVERS, AVOID PORK & CRAYFISH, KEEP SLAVES WE CAN MOLEST ANYHOW WE WANT, RAPE YOUNG WOMEN AS LONG AS LONG AS YOU HAVE 50 SHEKELS TO SETTLE THEIR FAMILY IN CASE THEY FIND OUT...... ETC, ETC (THE ENTIRE LIST OF THESE EVIL ACTS THAT YAHWEH ENJOYS IS IN THE BIBLE).

EVERY OTHER THING WE DO OTHER THESE THINGS IS A WASTE OF TIME.

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Romance › Re: Do You Believe Some People Are Bound To Bring You Bad Luck? by CAPSLOCKED: 5:50pm On Dec 07, 2019

skylegend:
a women is create by God to nourish the Glory of man

MR. MAN, A WOMAN ISN'T CREATED TO SERVE AND PLEASE YOU. WAKE UP.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Wrong Atheist Beliefs. Part 1 by CAPSLOCKED: 3:12pm On Dec 07, 2019

Hismasterpiece:
FYI God protects everyone, even those that don't ask for it. You woke up this morning because God preserved you. All day every day 24/7 365 days every year the devil and his angels are constantly working to cut your life short, but God protects you.

GOD'S PROTECTION IS INSUFFICIENT FOR THOSE THAT DIE DAILY?

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Family › Re: Mother Refuses To Breastfeed Her Newborn Baby That Looks Like A Masquerade by CAPSLOCKED: 8:00am On Dec 07, 2019

pode:
I don't think it is proper to breastfeed this babe

WHY?
YOU WOULD ALLOW A LOVELY CHILD MADE BY GOD IN HIS IMAGE AND LIKENESS TO STARVE TO DEATH?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Spouse Going To The Same Church; Does It Matter? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:56am On Dec 07, 2019

SAD HOW 2 GROWN ADULTS ALLOW INSIGNIFICANT THINGS SUCH AS CHURCH AND PASTOR DEFINE AND RULE THEIR OWN LIVES.

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Crime › Re: 18-yrs Old Boy Allegedly Killed For Retaliating The Slap Given To Him By Police by CAPSLOCKED: 2:07am On Dec 07, 2019

greatnaija01:
That police man is just heartless. Why are there no GUN CONTROL LAWS so that emotionally trigger happy cops wont have guns

SMALL SENSE LIKE THIS, WOULD HAVE KEPT THIS BOY ALIVE. HE KILLED HIMSELF.

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Romance › Re: Man And His Fiancee Spotted Having Sex In A Pool, Isokoboy, Waconzy React by CAPSLOCKED: 2:04am On Dec 07, 2019

aralc:
The girl spread her legs like rumors. That person eh

WHAT ABOUT THE MAN?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo’s 9 ‘Bodyguards’ At Shiloh 2019 Spark Controversy Online by CAPSLOCKED: 1:55am On Dec 07, 2019

damble:
SIR, IT WILL INTEREST U TO KNOW THAT THE GOD SERVANT OUT OF HOLY ANGER PLACED CURSE ON ALL THE ENEMIES OF THE CHURCH AND NIGERIA THIS MORNING... I SEE IT COMING TO PASS... I HOPE U ARE NOT ONE OF THEM? I FEAR THIS GOD OF ADEBOYE, OYEDEPO, OLUKOYA, ABINA AND KUMUYI OFCORSE WHICH IS MY GOD

ANOTHER CAPSLOCKED, BUT A MENTALLY UNSTABLE ONE. LOL. cheesy

I'M CRYING FOR YOU.

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Family › Re: Ok by CAPSLOCKED: 1:30am On Dec 07, 2019*

iamme1234:
Good evening nairalanders.sorry about my typos. i had to create another account for my story.
I have a........

NAIRALANDERS, FOR CHRIST SAKES, WHY IS IT IMPORTANT TO START YOUR STORIES WITH THIS LINE ALWAYS??

MAYBE CAPSLOCKED WAS RIGHT AFTERALL. angry

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Politics › Re: How Sowore Was Manhandled And Re-Arrested By The DSS (Video) by CAPSLOCKED: 1:24am On Dec 07, 2019

budaatum:
You calling buda an idiot, Caps?

LOL, I THINK I MEANT YOUR PRESIDENT. I'M IN SHOCK THAT DESPITE ALL THE DISASTERS WE HAVE SEEN THAT HE IS, SOMEHOW, TONS OF MY FELLOW CITIZENS SUPPORT HIM AND YOU BELONG TO THE GROUP.
SUPPORTING THIS MAN ALONE IS AN ABOMINABLE EVIL.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CAPSLOCKED: 9:33pm On Dec 06, 2019

izzou:
I just called the first number. She said someone just called her. And she didn't talk again

Let us know when she sends it

Meanwhile, other members can help give her a restless evening

WHAT'S THE UPDATE?

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Players Use Juju To Play - Brown Ideye by CAPSLOCKED: 8:44pm On Dec 06, 2019

-AFRICANS HAVE VERY STRONG JUJU.
-AFRICAN PLAYERS USE JUJU TO PLAY.
- AFRICAN JUJU AND JAZZ IS SO POWERFUL.

I HAVE THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS

HOW MANY WORLD CUP TROPHIES HAVE WE LIFTED AS AFRICANS?
HOW MANY FIFA WORLD BEST PLAYERS IN HISTORY ARE AFRICANS?
APART FROM A SHORT LIST OF MANE, NDIDI, MUSA, AND CO, HOW MANY AFRICAN PLAYERS PLAY REASONABLE PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL BOTH ON LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL LEVELS?

USING OUR JUJU, WHEN ARE WE SENDING EVEN IF IT'S A BANANA TO THE MOON?

NONSENSE JUJU AND AFRICANS. undecided

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