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dokie:MANY NIGERIAN YOUTHS BELIEVE OTHERWISE. "WHAT AN OLD MAN WILL SEE WHILE SITTING, A YOUNG MAN WILL NEVER SEE EVEN IF HE CLIMBS MOUNT EVEREST" IS A QUOTE INVENTED BY THESE OLD IDĮOTS WE CALL OUR ELDERS AND PARENTS. UNFORTUNATELY, YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE US STILL CHANT IT AND DANCE TO THE RHYTHM OF ALL THE MESS THE OLDER GENERATION HAS PUT US IN. SO CALLED GALLANT YOUTHS STILL ALLOW THESE ANCIENT AND EXPIRED OLD FOOLS MAKE EVEN THE SIMPLEST DECISIONS FOR THEM. OH LORD.. IF THEIR WISDOM WAS WORTH IT, I CAN'T SEE THEIR INVENTIONS, AND IMPLEMENTATIONS DESIGNED TO PUT US ON THE TOP OF THE LIST OF THE GREATEST COUNTRIES OF THE CENTURY. IT'S A SHAME. |
GoodBadandUgly:QUOTE OF LIFE. |
Edge1:SO WE'RE NOW LESS THAN GOATS, THAT THE GOVERNMENT HAS TO FORCE US TO PUT OUR DIRT IN THE BINS THAT HAVE BEEN PROVIDED. YOUR EXCUSES TO BE A DIRTY AND DISORGANIZED CITIZEN ARE GOOD ONES. |
I HOPE YOU'RE SEEING THE IDIOT YOU'VE BEEN SUPPORTING. MY FRIEND, BUDAATUM. |
LyfeJennings:HELLO... I'M INTERESTED IN MEETING WITH YOU SO YOU CAN PROVE TO ME THAT JUJU/JAZZ/CHARMS ACTUALLY WORK. TELL ME YOUR LOCATION SO WE CAN TAKE IT FROM THERE, OR HAVE SOMEONE ELSE FILL IN FOR ME. |
DonroxyII:ALL THE BUCKETS ON EARTH WILL NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE TEARS HE'D CRY VERY SOON. |
Edge1:NO. BUT THE FEW ONES THAT WERE PROVIDED, YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS HAVE PERSONALIZED THEM. THE REST HAVE BEEN DAMAGED OR KICKED ASIDE, OR BROKEN AND USED TO MAKE FIRE FOR COOKING. THEN THEY TURN AROUND TO BLAME THE GOVERNMENT. THE OTHER DAY A VIDEO WAS IN CIRCULATION ABOUT A LADY THAT DUMPED HER TRASH JUST AT THE FOOT OF A TRASH COLLECTION BUCKET. SOME MEN HAD TO THREATEN TO BEAT HER BEFORE SHE AGREED TO PACK AND DISPOSE HER RUBBISH PROPERLY. WHY? THERE ARE BINS IN BANKS, BUSES, AND AROUND MANY PREMISES. A NIGERIAN'S CULTURE IS TO THROW HIS TRASH JUST A FEW METERS AWAY FROM HE'S CURRENT POSITION EVEN IF THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF DUMPSTERS IN FRONT OF HIM. THEN WE BLAME THE GOVERNMENT.
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Martinez39:THAT "WOMEN ARE NATURAL CARE GIVERS" IS THE MOST ILLOGICAL AND INSANE STATEMENT IN THE WORLD. WOMEN WILL ALWAYS CLAIM TO LOVE CHILDREN. BUT I HAVE NEVER EVER IN MY LIFE AS LONG AS MY COUNTRY IS CONCERNED, SEEN A WOMAN THAT WILL LOVE AND TREAT A RANDOM CHILD NICELY. "I LOVE CHILDREN" APPLIES TO ONLY HER CHILD. EVEN LAST WEEK A WOMAN TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD FORGET WHAT ANYONE TELLS ME, BECAUSE A WOMAN WILL NEVER TREAT ANY CHILD AS GOOD AS SHE TREATS HER CHILD. MANY WOMEN HAVE ALSO TOLD ME THAT. WE'VE ALL LIVED WITH COUSINS AND AUNTS. OUR COUSINS AND FRIENDS HAVE ALSO LIVED WITH COUSINS AND AUNTS.... AND ALL OUR STORIES ARE SIMILAR. EVIL AUNTS THAT GIVE US 3 DAYS EBA WHILE THEIR KIDS ENJOY NOODLES AND EGGS. ![]() MY GUY WE CAN'T HIDE THESE THINGS JARE THEY ARE EVIDENT EVERYDAY. IN OUR STREETS IT'S THE SAME THING. THE WOMAN MALTREATING A CHILD WON'T FAIL TO GIST YOU HOW HER AUNT OR MADAM MALTREATED HER AS A CHILD. HER AUNT OR MADAM TOO IS TELLING SOMEONE HOW HER OWN AUNT OR MADAM MALTREATED HER WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD TOO. ![]() THERE'S NO GENUINE LOVE IN THEIR DICTIONARY.. I SWEAR. IF THERE'S ANYONE WHOSE AUNT OR MADAM PLAYED A BETTER ROLE IN THEIR LIVES THAN THEIR BIOLOGICAL PARENTS.... PLEASE, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME FORWARD. ![]() |
-HE KNOWS I'M FAITHFUL. -HE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF MY NEEDS. -THAT'S WHY I'M DATING SUGAR DADDY -I WILL PUBLISH HIS NUDES BECAUSE HE BROKE UP WITH ME I KNOW THIS IS A SCRIPTED DRAMA, BUT I STILL BELIEVE BOTH OF THEM SHOULD GO FOR MENTAL EXAMINATIONS BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH GOING INSANE. |
.....BUT MARTINEZ39, WOMEN ARE THE MOST LOVING, MOST NURTURING, MOST CARING, MOST THIS, MOST THAT...... MOST EVERYTHING SWEET. MANY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD BELIEVE IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO LEAVE CHILDREN IN THE HANDS OF WOMEN INSTEAD OF MEN WHO ARE ALWAYS EVIL AND DEADBEAT. WHICH IS WHY WE ALWAYS GET NEWS OF HOW NIGERIAN WOMEN STARVE, MALTREAT, BARTER AND CAGE UP LITTLE CHILDREN, MAIDS, STEPCHILDREN, AND EVERYTHING THEY CAN LAY HANDS ON. |
THE QUESTION IS, "ARE YOU INSANE OR MENTAL?" FUÇK NO! |
donstan18:HOW, WHAT DID YOU CALCULATE TO ARRIVE AT EXACTLY 98.53% YOU'RE A CIRCUS CLOWN. LOL |
Hismasterpiece:KINDLY REPLACE "KORAN" WITH "BIBLE" IN THE PHOTO BELOW.
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AFTER 10 YEARS OF MARRIAGE YOUR GIRL STILL FLIRTS AROUND. IT'S ONLY NATURAL MY FRIEND, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO TAME A WOMAN WHO'S SOURCE OF LIFE IS INTERNET ATTENTION, DM'S AND COMPLIMENTS FROM RANDOM MEN. EVEN IF YOU END HER LIFE TODAY, SHE'LL CONTINUE IN THE UNDERWORLD, TO SEEK ATTENTION FROM OTHER DEAD PEOPLE AND MALE GHOSTS. WHAT CAN YOU DO NOW? AFTER TALKING TO HER FOR MORE THAN A DECADE, HAVE YOU DECIDED TO USE MILITARY VIOLENCE ON HER? LOL. MY MAN THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP A WOMAN FROM BEGGING FOR LIKES AND SEEKING ATTENTION ON THE INTERNET. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE SIR. DON'T STRESS YOURSELF TOO MUCH BEFORE YOU DIE OF HYPERTENSION, OR SHOOT SOMEONE. JUST GIVE HER SPACE.... DRINK BEER, SMOKE, CONTINUE WITH THE USUAL MILITARY SERVICE OF HARASSING CIVILIANS WHILE RUNNING AWAY FROM CRIMINALS AND TERRORISTS.... AND PRAY TO JESUS THAT SHE'S ONLY AN ONLINE FLIRT AND DOESN'T ACTUALLY SPREAD KNEES PUBLICLY. GOOD LUCK. |
MOST YOUNGER BROTHERS CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH THEIR BIG BROTHERS WHO WOULD ALWAYS WANT TO TELL THEM WHAT TO DO OR NOT DO. YOU KNOW HOW MEN LIKE TO BE IN CHARGE. YOU'RE TRYING TO BE IN CHARGE AND THE OTHER MAN'S NOT ENJOYING IT. BEST FOR YOU IS TO LIVE IN DIFFERENT HOUSES AND WORK INDEPENDENTLY OF EACH OTHER AND KEEP BEING BROTHERS, INSTEAD OF LIVE TOGETHER TO BECOME THE ENEMIES WHICH.... YOU'RE CURRENTLY ON THE PATH TO BECOME. |
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MyVILLAGEpeople:(MOST) IGBOS ARE BLOODY ASS-LICKING FOOLS, I'M SORRY. FOR A FEW KOBOS THEY'LL SELL ONE ANOTHER WITHOUT ANY SECOND THOUGHTS. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ILLITERATE NORTHERNERS SELL OUT THEMSELVES OVER CRUMBS THE WAY OUR "MOST SMART, MOST WISE" LITERATE EASTERNERS SELL THEMSELVES. WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? WHILE THE NORTH IS PROTECTING AND SHIELDING THEMSELVES, THE EAST IS EXPOSING THEIR OWN, AND SUBMITTING THEIR PEOPLE TO THE NORTH TO BE PERSECUTED. JUST ZERO YOUR MINDS FROM THE COUNTRY OF BIAFRA. THESE CLOWNS WILL SELL IT AT ONCE THEY REALIZE IT. |
meccuno:SAME THINGS THEY LEARN FROM PAYING/VOTING/WATCHING BIG BROTHER NIGERIA AND OTHER NON-BENEFICIAL THINGS. |
MIGHT PROBABLY DIE OF ALCOHOLISM IN A PUB HOLDING MY FAVORITE BOTTLE OF BEER. I DON'T KNOW. ![]() |
ednut1:IS THIS THE POINT? I JUST TIRE FOR YOU PEOPLE. TOO NEGATIVE MEHN... |
chiommy123:LOL, CLOWN ![]() |
Martinez39:120% |
YOUR MAN PROMISED TO NOT TELL ANYONE. GOES ON TO MAKE IT AVAILABLE FOR THE WHOLE WORLD VIA TWITTER. HER NAME IS ESTHER. HER FACE CAN BE SEEN THERE TOO. LOL. |
I'M IMPRESSED. |
lukui:THIS IS MY PROBLEM WITH ABNORMAL MEN LIKE YOU WITH ZERO SELF-WORTH. YOU ALLOW YOURSELF GO THROUGH INAPPROPRIATE PHYSICAL AND MENTAL ASSAULT AT YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND YOU'RE HERE JUBILATING AND SHINNING TEETH. IF YOU DO THE SAME TO ANY FEMALE ANYWHERE, MY MAN, AFTER YOU'VE BEEN DRAGGED AND SHAMED IN THIS COUNTRY, YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL. THESE PEOPLE NEVER THROW THEMSELVES ON THE GROUND FOR US THE WAY WE ROLL IN MUD FOR THEM. MEN, WHEN WILL WE STOP BEING SO HOPELESS!? |
TALKATIVE PEOPLE... MEN AND WOMEN. -THEY TELL A LOT OF LIES. -90% OF EVERYTHING THEY SAY IN THEIR LIFETIME IS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL OR OVERLY EXAGGERATED. -USUALLY FORGET WHAT THEY SAID A MOMENT AGO. MOSTLY BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED LIKE THEY SAID IT DID. TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU ALL, I DO NOT LIKE THEM. |
nlPoster: THIS IS A SHAMEFUL ADMITTANCE THAT, YOUR PERFECT GOD MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES IN THE PAST (OT) SO WHILE MURMURING "HAD I KNOWN", HE HAD TO BRING JESUS INTO THE PICTURE TO DO DAMAGE CONTROL. YOUR ENTIRE THEOLOGY IS COMEDY AND YOU FAIL RIDICULOUSLY EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO MAKE A SERIOUS CASE WITH IT. ![]() |
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