₦airaland Forum

He wants to govern Nigeria, they gave him one enclave out of the 36+1!

He's about boasting and bragging heaven will fall when he suppose hide his face. 1 out of 37, isn't that F9-raise to power 12 compare to his original ambition?

They did not confirm those not ready to bribe. Everything in Nigeria is done with brown envelope.

kmaster007:
Wat of we dat don't hv prepaid meter

You update your estimated meter-box. You suppose know say na scam Dem wan scam us again.

Correct05:
I did ds upgrading since 1st week of ds month. My meter is not accepting token again. Ibedc have not provide solution since. I make used of all their customer service network, for where. No solution. I take my time to visit their office. They're telling me, they will have to come and pick d meter to work on it. And for d time they are working on it, I will be on estimated bill

Everything in Nigeria na scam my brother.

iwaeda:
Won tun fe gba wa. They want to exploit us again. APC , another pattern to cry.

They want to install electronic tracker inside so they can automatically tax us even more.

mdokaba1:
Considering the economic situation in the country, a roasted maize seller was spotted dividing a maize into half in order to sell to those who can not afford to buy a full maize, which sells for between 150 and 200 naira depending on the size.

Things are really tough for many.

Tinubunomics 101!

DatNaijaGuy:
I might be wrong, I think this is an unnecessarily power play between these so called super powers. India, a country ravaged with endemic poverty is spending so much for space exploration when millions of Indians can't eat twice a day and with millions of unemployed roaming the streets.
Third World countries need HDI and not this jamborees.

It could also have huge economic advantage to alleviate poverty....unless the system is operated like Nigeria.

ClassicMan202:
Sope otilo


Putin never forgets

And never forgives too.

Fearyourcreator:
One late ? Na one minute you for write na ...

Ofcourse, yes! Nigerians and lateness in everything are 5&6!

Ireportlive:



No more privacy


So anyone would walk into my University and start pulling out my file and accessing my transcript

My Ex Girlfriend, My enemies, Blackmailers, Kidnappers, Police would just enter your School Exams and Records Department and without your permission start digging your Exams records, files,


.

Any interested party, subject to court approval. They are waiting on Tinubu to defend why the court should not approve it.

NECO1998:
Cut your coat according to the size of your material. Why not ask how your landlords pay their bills?

That question is not in tenants mind. It's only 5% of tenants that understand that Landlord have responsibilities too.

I watched my tenant owing one and half year rent killing chicken last Christmas with hunger in my belly!

Fearyourcreator:
He no go die well... A week late... He dey madt

Are you suppose to be even 1day late?

olamilarks:
Piggyvest Target = Rent/365, works for me every year!

You get sense.

Most tenants wailing on this thread don't have any sense. They wait till the last moment before they realise they have a rent to pay.

Georgejeez:
My own problem now is how to increase the rent of my tenant successfully in this Agbado eCORNomic regime .

Same rent madam has been paying for more than 5 years , I haven't increased it once , now I want to increase it because the rent isn't even scratching the surface of the money I spend weekly due to the high cost of living.

but how do I increase the rent of a Monthly tenant who's owing more than 4 months , how I wan do am ?.

Make somebody advice me biko .

Or am I too soft ?

You have to take a hard stand on them. Some tenants don't take the Landlord as priority even when they have the money.

The question you should ask yourself is, has he/she not been eating and meeting up other upkeeps for himself/herself?

Many tenants have driven their Landlord beneath the soil. Only for them to shed some fake tears and testify "oh, he's such a nice man" at his service of song.

Babastrong:
My
own
don
due
since
April.
And
i
no
give
my
landlord
face
again.

Are you not ashamed?
Don't you eat since April?
If you can organize your income for your feeding and other upkeeps, then you can save up and pay your rent. You had a whooping 12months to plan your renewal rent.

sekundosekundo:
Don't rent house of a jobless landlord whose only source of income is the house.

Being an investor is a job on it's own. He's giving services that ought to be paid for.

Ideally, intending tenants should not take up an apartment that his two months salary cannot pay. Similarly, no Landlord should also accept any tenant whose two months salary cannot cumulatively pay his annual rent.

Nowadays, only tenants that have that "disposable income edge" hardly come up with excuses when their annual rent is due.

Rinoxy:
Are you expecting landlords to ask prospective tenants how much they make in a month, and are you expecting the intending tenant to divulge such private information? I don't think so.

The answer to the two questions are -Yes and Yes!

But not compulsory a prospective tenants divulge in the rental application form but such intending tenant can be 100% certain that his application will not scale through.

Every sections of the form must be duly completed.

Below in the form is a clear authorisation (signed and dated) from intending tenants that read thus...

"Applicant authorizes the Landlord to contact past and present Landlords, Employers, Creditors, Credit Bureaus, neighbours, and any other sources deemed necessary to investigate applicant"

"All information is true, accurate and complete to the best of applicant's knowledge. Landlord reserves the right to disqualify tenant if information is not as represented".

"ANY PERSON OR FIRM IS AUTHORIZED TO RELEASE INFORMATION ABOUT THE UNDERSIGNED UPON PRESENTATION OF THIS FORM OR A PHOTOCOPY OF THIS FORM AT ANY TIME.



APPLICANT'S SIGNATURE............................
DATE........................


So you can see the applicant filling all the necessary information I need on the form and also authorizing me to vet his application for consideration.

One thing I've noticed is that-- people that are serious, able, capable and financially suited for the property don't have problems or challenges completing the forms and that makes my job even very easier to screen people.

Minjim:
How will the landlord know a tenant salary?

They fill Rental Application forms which contains there-in Monthly salary/Revenue, Place of works and other financial records. I cross-check with their place of work. I do all these checks for every tenants I take. Anyone I can't verify, I simply disqualify the applicant.

As a rule of thumb, don't take an apartment that your 2months salary cannot cover.

Same advice goes to Landlords, don't take tenants who's two month salary cannot cumulate his annual rent.

PROPHETmichael:
That's some of over 5000 channels including all of DSTV channels that you will be enjoying.
Moreover, nothing like "E16 service currently scrambled"

Please which IPTV is this in the picture. Is it subscription free? I will like to download it.

Thanks.

Kpolusa:
Politicians by the way..I heard some people buy fuel for N35 per litre, pls how can I get it.

You mean $35?

JhyMedex:
Boss.. A few questions please.

How much would it cost to get the IPTV?
How much for monthly subscription?
How much data do you have to buy to last you one month?

Thanks

How much would it cost to get the IPTV?
IPTV means Internet Protocol Television. Basically, watching TV over the internet. There are free IPTV (e.g limited version of Youtube on your phone) and there are paid IPTV (e.g Netflix, Amazon prime and DSTVnow). Most of them you can download online on your phone or on your smart TV.
If you don't have a smart TV, you can get a "smart box" (Prices varies...,typically from 10k to 400k depending on your taste and need).

How much for monthly subscription?
If you opt for paid IPTV, then charges depends on which client you use. Free IPTV only cost you your internet data.

How much data do you have to buy to last you one month?
Internet data usage is user dependent. I and my household use roughly 20k to 25k internet monthly. We have an outdoor unit with indoor router that can feed up to 32 appliances, so we don't have to subscribe on each individual phones and gadgets.

Stop scamming us with all these unnecessary diversionary and fake stories designed to deflect the masses mind away from the failed APC government policies.

Taylor90:
All these ones no concern me

Fvck dey hungry me

Na why this subsidy dey pain me to invite girl come cost for transportation

I wish they could Waybill pvssy for me when I’m done I’ll wash it and Waybill back to owner

No dull yourself.....you can download pvssy na.

We are doomed!

Wait, make I go subscribe to DSTV cos this action movie to sweet!

Benwallt:
This come nigeria, spent quality time but didn't step foot on Edo soil his home state.

I thought Edo no be Lagos na!

Oh dear! May her soul rest in peace.

Nice one. We must keep our eyes on the judiciary. I for like get one too, but since I dey pass MC Oluuomo area, they fit cut my head!

I dey with you comrades. We must get our stolen mandate back.

This Ninalowo will do ambassador for anything. I like him sha!

Zxcvbnmghtr:
I love their style. This marriage will be everlasting. There is no doubt. Most women are down to earth. Am surprise about the man because most men are so full of ego. But this one has tried.

Long and lasting marriage is not by dancing in the mud oooo. There's so much to it.

Tobijays:
yes, that was why she was suspended by the body but they lost the case except they appeal which I’m sure they won’t! Unnecessary waste of money! But nah for final year everybody dy do Medicals for naija. Normally, we could have done it in year 1 or year 2 or year 3 or even year 4 but we chose to pay 10k and rush am for finals maybe that mentality of doing things at the last minute messed with her

She has a golden opportunity and she should take it even more serious. Her excuses are untenable at a global view. She should not be creating rooms for dusts and shadows to gather around her. Virtually all top athletes and sports figures are subjected to this scrutiny at every levels, Hers shouldn't be different. To now think they gave her 3 attempts is extremely worrisome and a cause for concern. Anyway, I wish her the very best.