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Celebrities › Re: It’s Disrespectful For Young People To Call Me By Name – Shaffy Bello (Video) by CaptainFM1: 6:55am On Dec 02, 2023
Wetin dey do this "Love me Je'je', Love me tender" woman?
Business › Re: Banks Fear Rush As CBN Threatens To Bar Customers Without BVN, NIN By April by CaptainFM1: 6:49am On Dec 02, 2023
Many people don't want to be tracked that's why they don't want to get NIN & BVN. Especially scammers, fraudsters, kidnappers, bandits and terrorists.

Government should extend this NIN to all form of personal identification documents including birth certificate and academic records of every Nigerians.

Once a child is born, he should be issued a "limited-access-NIN" immediately. Such NIN should not be suitable for bank account openings or Sim registration unless the guardian/parent counter activate it with his/her own NIN for safety/security reasons OR when the child turns 12! to self activate for his personal use.

Such NIN should be renewed every 5years due to physical change/growth of the child until she is 18. As he/she meets every constitutional requirements the NIN should give complete access. i.e the NIN should activate/open for he/she to contest for Representative in parliament or Member of the States' House of Assembly when he/she turns 25. 30 to be a State Governor/Senator, 35 to be President/Vice President.

All these should be automatically on the NIN. Every major records including NYSC service and Prison sentencing should be stored on the NIN.

Imagine a jail breaker from Kaduna trying to get a job in Ibadan where his/her virtual NIN can flag him off!

Imagine all these fake politicians that manufactured certificates or falsified their age!

Imagine underage showing up at polling booth!

Imagine dubious people trying to sell a scam business to you while you can run a summary check on them through NIMC!

Imagine ATM machine automatically asking credit cards pilferer to input their very own NIN upon detecting retina that's different from that of the card owner!

Imagine Landlords being able to profile tenants and vice versa via a portal that previous landlords/tenants have reported/posted a review of the vNIN and accessible from NIMC!

The list/advantages of NIN and/or BVN cannot be exhausted.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Rocks New Neck Tattoo "PRAY" (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 11:15pm On Dec 01, 2023
I think something might be going awfully wrong in his life and he's indirectly asking people to pray for him.

It's more like the way Mohbad gave insights into happenings around him using his songs before he kpai.

Let's take time to remember him in prayer. Let's pray for everyone around us. Things are really happening.
Family › Re: Why Do Nigerians Have These Kinds Of Names? by CaptainFM1: 2:09pm On Dec 01, 2023
So you prefer Ajanlekoko?
Politics › Re: Reps Committee On Works Holds Public Hearing On The Use Of Concrete For Roads by CaptainFM1: 7:52pm On Nov 30, 2023
Is that suppose to be a subject for discussion?
If not that they don't know what to do at the assembly!
Nairaland General › Re: 5 Things You Need To Do Before The Year Ends by CaptainFM1: 5:07pm On Nov 30, 2023
You must ask Madmood why he conducted the worst election in the history of Nigeria.
Sports › Re: I Was At Old Trafford by CaptainFM1: 4:47pm On Nov 30, 2023
prickahantas:
Where are your wife & kids?
You look too old for this.
You no get sense at all.
Even if you know him personally, you don't use public platforms to ask personal questions.
Sports › Re: I Was At Old Trafford by CaptainFM1: 4:42pm On Nov 30, 2023
Theatre of dreams.

You just lost your dreams my guy.
Family › Re: Home DNA Test Kit - Is This The Expected “Apocalypse”? by CaptainFM1: 10:07pm On Nov 29, 2023
Coolsat:
Knowing what I know, this will break a lot of homes.

No matter how you trust a woman, please secretly conduct a DNA on all your kids.




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Destroying home is better. It will destroy the country self
Politics › Re: Some Senators Attend Reps Plenary Out Of Ignorance by CaptainFM1: 1:06pm On Nov 29, 2023
Do we really need a bi-camera legislature?


This is one area the country can save so much cost.
Christianity Etc › Re: Noise Pollution: Man Storms Neighboring Church With His Dogs To Warn Them (vid) by CaptainFM1: 10:11am On Nov 29, 2023
Dmama1991:
Can he try it with Muslim, christians are weak
Christians aren't weak, they aren't set up or founded with violence. The only weapons they believe in is their mouth!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Republic Turns To A Mega Solar Power After Nigeria Cut Off Electricity by CaptainFM1: 10:56am On Nov 28, 2023
If not that they are stupid before, why depending on Nigeria when you have abundance of Sun?
Health › Re: Subair Enitan In Hospital After 58-Hour Wash-a-thon (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 9:44am On Nov 28, 2023
I said it two weeks ago that at about 50hours of washing, her blood will start sipping out into the wash bowl and if she continues she will dies of loosing blood before she even reach 70hours. That 100hours she's targeting is unachievable.

She certainly cannot wash jeans for 10hours with bare hands!

Some records are not worth it!
Crime › Re: Another Nigerian Shot Dead In South Africa by CaptainFM1: 4:53am On Nov 27, 2023
WannaHowzit:
Sit down. Who gets who addicted & beholden to drugs to keep getting profits? How do people get on drugs - is someone not enticing them? Especially children & youth 🇿🇦. Are you stupid? Can a 40-year old be enticed to drugs? Your satan brothers are targeting youth & destroying their futures.
SMHFU!
Travel › Re: United Nigeria Airline Lagos-Abuja Flight Lands In Asaba by CaptainFM1: 9:32pm On Nov 26, 2023
Soon air passengers will be entering one chance airline. So no one onboard tracked the movement until arrival too? If I'm on that flight I definitely will tell the plane has veered by mere observing the sun.

Anyway, all passenger should sue the airline for compensations.
Crime › Re: Another Nigerian Shot Dead In South Africa by CaptainFM1: 5:20pm On Nov 26, 2023
WannaHowzit:
You're sick. I hope some robber who also "needs money" comes cleans out all the contents of your house if that's how you reason.
Your analogy doesn't match up.

Drug seller/Drug buyer = 2 bad people.

Armed Robber/Home owner = 1 bad person, 1 good person.
Romance › Re: What Do Women Think When They Do This by CaptainFM1: 12:25pm On Nov 25, 2023
It's both ways, just that men's phycological enchantment/entrapment is often done with flaunting money, husky voice, smelling nice, dangling car key or even calling a business partner and start discussing projects/talking about huge sums of money.

It's a reverse psychology but men don't often know that they are the best at it.

I was in a bar yesterday when this fine babe entered. It was at that point, I quickly bring my two phones and car key from my pocket and place them on the table. Infact, not just placed them, I arranged them in such a way that she must see them.

I wasn't lucky or fast enough. I was taking 33-larger. Meanwhile, one small boy rushed to sit not too far from her table, asked for a bottle of Hennessy. Obviously he couldn't finish it alone, so he asked her to join in the drink. On a normal day, he probably would take his small plastic Alomo bitters.

The wooing game is played by both genders.
Education › Re: GWR: Subair Enitan Starts 50-Hour Hand Wash-A-Thon (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 10:37pm On Nov 24, 2023
Teepresh2:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/gwr-oau-200-level-student-begins-50-hour-hand-wash-a-thon/amp/
If he's washing jeans, the washing bucket will be full of his blood after 5 to 7hours, and before 10hours he would kpai for sure.

Unless he's just soaking the jeans in bio detergent watch that can easily wash themselves in such solution. All he just need to do is to rinse them thoroughly and dry.

Some GWR doesn't worth it.
Politics › Re: Exchange Between Dr Hakeem Baba-Ahmed And Rufai Oseni. by CaptainFM1: 10:32pm On Nov 24, 2023
The funny thing is both of them are cashing money in this their useless back and forth!
You never will understand which of them is actually and genuinely on the side of the masses. They are both beating the drums that serves their selfish interest.
Phones › Re: Warning ⚠️ Mind What You Post On Whatsapp. Pics Attached by CaptainFM1: 1:25pm On Nov 24, 2023
So you get time to create and line up graphics just to suit the imaginative story you want to share.

Just like me reading it and commenting, we are both jobless in this country!
Food › Re: What Dish Can You Cook So Well? (pictures) by CaptainFM1: 8:53pm On Nov 23, 2023
Water
Sports › Re: How Rwanda's Victory Over South Africa Can Help Super Eagles Qualify by CaptainFM1: 10:02pm On Nov 22, 2023
If Nigeria fears South African, and Rwanda defeated South Africa, I would rather prefer Rwanda to qualify for the world cup instead of Nigeria or SA.
Agriculture › Re: Red Snapper Fish Caught By Akwa Ibom Local Fishermen by CaptainFM1: 9:46pm On Nov 22, 2023
LocalFARMERS:
You are very correct. We can produce fish for our local consumption.
Unpatriotic cabals in every sectors are the ones that are hindering Nigeria's self productive capacity.

The cabals are even stronger than the presidency from what I learnt.

If our cabals are patriotic, even Dubai and most western countries will be a stool at Nigeria's feet.
Politics › Re: IGP Begs For Vehicles In Abuja But They Are Wasting Away In Lagos (pics) by CaptainFM1:
Administration1:
Hmmm. Sadly but this is true, go to the field behind the force headquarters, you'll see lines of vehicles trucks, saloon cars and some SUVs all parked there, some have been parked there since 2022.
One then wonders how all the vehicles donated ends up there yet some AIGs DIGs don't have operational vehicles. Go to some zones, you'll discover that they have only 1 truck which is used for patrol and also is used as the AIGs official vehicle.
See, the problem is we are not serious as a people and as a nation. When we are ready to get serious, everything will fall in place naturally.

There's wall-to-wall corruption in the country. The next person beside you is thinking of how to swindle you. Polithiefians are not even looking at the side of the masses. Our society is a case of "dog-eat-dog".

You can see our election is now a case of "who is the best rigger?" Or "Who controls the system, esp. Judiciary system?"

The easiest way out is for "god" to kill all bad people in one fell sweep. But this "god" even appears to fear Nigerian corrupt elites/polithiefians.

The next best way out is for us all to listen to Sowore. He may not be the Messiah, but his messages on total revolution is honestly the way to go.
Politics › Re: IGP Begs For Vehicles In Abuja But They Are Wasting Away In Lagos (pics) by CaptainFM1: 9:24pm On Nov 22, 2023
Senators can buy expensive SUV for themselves but can't buy vehicles for Nigerian Police!

Only in Nigeria! Banana Republic!
Education › Re: Nigerian Man Graduates As A Virgin (Photos) by CaptainFM1:
drlateef:
Nonsense. Who told him he is the first. I spent 7 good years in university, one year housemanship, I was a virgin throughout. I lost my virginity at marriage. Can anyone beat that?
Smile, many people can beat it with today's present economy where minimum hooker collects 10k or more. All they need to do is to join the wankers or self-service clubs.

What I don't understand is how Nigerians pride virgins like anybody is giving them awards for it. All of you will suffer from Vaginismus (female), Erectile dysfunction (male).
Education › Re: Nigerian Man Graduates As A Virgin (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 9:10pm On Nov 22, 2023
So, that is now newsworthy to you?


Perhaps you should look for a job instead of gossiping around!
Agriculture › Re: Fresh Pepper Farm by CaptainFM1: 3:08pm On Nov 22, 2023
LocalFARMERS:
I don't know about that. But I've seen people do gardens with sacks of sand. You can try that instead of pots. The pots will cost u much.

You can just use empty cement bags. Load sand in them and transfer your nursery Pepper into the bags.
Thanks.
Travel › Re: 4,000 Flights, 250,000 Passengers Recorded At Chinua Achebe Airport In Anambra by CaptainFM1: 7:51am On Nov 22, 2023
Penguin2:
Lol

The region they want to keep down so badly.

I’m sure Anambra Airport will already be busier than Kano Airport at this rate.

Meanwhile, can we see Oyo traffic?

Can we Ondo traffic?

Can we see Osogbo traffic?

Buffoonss will come start foaming in the mouth and say “Lagos”.

But Lagos traffic is generated by the entire country and the entire world.

Allow International flights to start flying from Enugu or Anambra and you see traffic in Lagos and Abuja reduce drastically.

The Land of the Rising Sun is too blessed.

Trying to keep us down has proven a worthless venture since time immemorial.

Only fools will continue trying
SMHFU!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Running Out Of Fuel, People In Gaza Seek Out Traditional Clay Ovens (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 10:53pm On Nov 21, 2023
Introduce Abacha stove to them.
Food › Re: Honey Combs From Un-processed Honey by CaptainFM1: 8:03pm On Nov 21, 2023
LocalFARMERS:
I don't but I can direct you to where you can get original Honey.
Pls give me directions or contacts too.
Agriculture › Re: Fresh Pepper Farm by CaptainFM1: 6:28pm On Nov 21, 2023
LocalFARMERS:
You can make your Pepper farm on any available land you have.
Can I do it in a pot?

I've concreted everywhere!

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