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Romance › Re: PornHub Releases Top 20 Countries Viewers In 2023 by CaptainFM1: 9:49pm On Jan 04, 2024
See as Africa and Asia clean.
Business › Re: EFCC Probes Dangote, BUA, 50 Other Companies Over Forex Transactions by CaptainFM1: 8:25pm On Jan 04, 2024
vicdom:
cheesy
Dangote is actually the main targe! Tinubu's heavy torchlight is beamed on him specifically, others were only mentioned in order not to be seemed as vendetta. Emefele and Dangote finished this country completely shocked
Dangote that's one of Tinubu's General? It's like you don't know how these elites are connected.
Food › Re: Roasted Baboon: Is It Advisable To Eat This Kind Of Animal? by CaptainFM1: 6:37pm On Jan 04, 2024
Animal that will earn some countries good money through tourism is what black man is roasting.

Anyway, where's Portable? They have killed one of yours grin
Crime › Re: Nevada Judge Attacked By Defendant During Sentencing In Vegas Courtroom Scene by CaptainFM1: 2:40pm On Jan 04, 2024
CelestineNelson:
Those judges that delivered the Presidential Election Judgement should thank God that Deo is not a Nigerian 😡 ...
The likes of him in Nigeria were vetted out from the court house. We have people that can do worst things than that here.
Politics › Re: Soldier Reacts To Video Of Governor Sanwo-Olu Arresting His Colleague (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 2:28pm On Jan 04, 2024
atiku4President:
He should be arrested too
For?
Crime › Re: FRSC Officials Beat Up Soldiers For Invading Their Office (Pictures/Video) by CaptainFM1: 10:01am On Jan 03, 2024
Which FRSC office is this? Location pls.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Hosts Sanwo-Olu, Ambode, GAC Members In Lagos by CaptainFM1: 6:38am On Jan 03, 2024
It's funny how the political and elite class feed the pawn masses something to chew on and keep them busy with just ordinary group photography while they carry on with their regular businesses of stealing and looting.
Education › Re: 18 foreign Universities Banned By The NUC (see Full List) by CaptainFM1: 1:28am On Jan 03, 2024
CameroonPepper:
So what happens to the ones with their certs?
Those certificates are useless in Nigeria. Nothing more.
Romance › Re: Please, I Need Advice What Can I Do In This Situation. by CaptainFM1: 1:23am On Jan 03, 2024
Animegirl:
So, there's a man who wants me to be his wife. Honestly, he possesses the qualities of a good husband, but I can't deny that I don't find him attractive. Despite my efforts, I can't seem to develop feelings for him. Seeing his face makes me angry, even though he treats me well and spends generously. His height and face are a deal-breaker for me. If I accept his proposal, I know it will cause pain, but no matter how rude I've been, he won't let go. I'm considering running away from my community altogether. I don't want him to know my parents; otherwise, I'm done.
Ah... Annabelle!
You have seen me finish!

Why not just tell it to my face that I'm short and ugly? Now, you carry me shame for Nairaland.
Celebrities › Re: Zack Orji Is In Stable Condition - Actors' Guild Of Nigeria by CaptainFM1: 1:18am On Jan 03, 2024
When I hear this kind of responses, I tend to worry more. It is often the absolute false hope probably invented from Nigeria.

Everybody seems to be fine if you ask them how they are doing. I've lost someone close to me, and I remember asking the family how he was doing during treatment. Every single family member would say he's doing fine, but when I saw him at the hospital with my eyes, I know very well he wasn't doing well.

I wish Zack quick recovery, but we should learn to say things the way it is.
Crime › Re: Man Records A Suspected Kidnapping Of A Lady In Broad Daylight (video) by CaptainFM1: 1:08am On Jan 03, 2024
ekelebeXstunner:
I don’t believe everything I see on the internet. This fit be comedy skit.
Comedy skits have made so many people not to react appropriately nowadays. Because we like to film and post on social media instead of calling the appropriate authorities to come to the rescue immediately, it makes it difficult to know what to believe again.

I don't blame Gen Z's though. Skit industry has probably employed more youth in recent years.
Health › Re: The Geepee Tank In Your Compound, When Was The Last Time It Was Washed? by CaptainFM1: 12:56am On Jan 03, 2024
How often should the tank be washed? There should be a standard routine frequency for it.
Romance › Re: 40 Life "Cheat Codes" Everyone Should Know. by CaptainFM1: 7:05pm On Jan 02, 2024
You should explain better some points....

What is 4-7-8, 5-5-5-30?

Most of it sounds normal and default/resetting mode for almost everybody when the year just started. By February or latest March, we all go back to our old ways of life.

The only cheat code I know is "Be watchful and prayerful".....Col 4:2-6
Family › Re: JAPA: Marry Your Man Before Coming To The UK - Nigerian Lady Advises by CaptainFM1: 6:47pm On Jan 02, 2024
It's all about the paper and the document.
The way men are chasing them is also the way women are chasing them.
Celebrities › Re: Zack Orji In Critical Condition In The ICU by CaptainFM1: 5:06pm On Dec 31, 2023
Xgist:
Nollywood Actor Zack Orji in critical condition in the ICU of the National Hospital in Abuja.

According to reports Orji can't walk or talk, and all kinds of test is being run on him to ascertain what is wrong.

He was rushed to the hospital two days ago after he slumped in the toilet after being quite weak for a few weeks.







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTmzIkASjHg?si=GEOHNJN88eR0h7BO
I have a question for you....

Did his family authorize you to broadcast this?
Sports › Re: Osimhen Parties With Oshoala, Alozie And Super Eagles Stars by CaptainFM1: 10:22pm On Dec 30, 2023
robosky02:
This Romance between Oshoala and Osimhen done they serious ohh
They are King and Queen of Africa na.
Car Talk › Re: Xiaomi Unveils Its First Car And Its Sleek And ELECTRIC! by CaptainFM1: 8:30pm On Dec 29, 2023
Kk4:
Xiaomi, the world's third-largest smartphone company, has launched its first vehicle, the SU7, a sleek electric sedan. In lab testing, the Xiaomi SU7 claimed up to 800km of driving range and a 0-100km/h acceleration time of 2.78 seconds, thanks to its electric motors named after petrol engines.

Prices have yet to be announced, but Xiaomi CEO Lei Jun advised visitors at the automobile's Chinese debut to "show some respect for the technology behind the car."

Will you be buying this when they start exporting from next year 2024?
That last paragraph is not for the common man.
Sports › Re: AFCON 2023: Nike Unveils Super Eagles Eagles Jersey by CaptainFM1: 12:59pm On Dec 29, 2023
I don't like the way they put their logo right at the center.
Politics › Re: The Display Of Insensitivity At Lucky Aiyedatiwa's Inauguration (Video) by CaptainFM1: 12:16pm On Dec 29, 2023
If you understand the rules of power you would know that if your enemy is dying or you have the means to quench him/her, you must go for the jugular. You must quench him completely.
Aiyedatiwa is not doing it against Akeredolu but against the power hungry cabals that want to hijack the government. They already tried everything to bring him down, including unsuccessful coup to force him to resign, and also forging the former governor's signature.
Celebrities › Re: Ola Of Lagos Busted By A White Man Over Fake Price by CaptainFM1: 12:07pm On Dec 29, 2023
Let's not be too quick to think it's the Oyinbo man that's right. I just did a search on the cost of private jet and I found that the price can range between 2million dollars to 100million dollars.

I guess the Oyinbo man may not be considering the trims on that jet and other stuff on that jet. Unless we see the receipt, it's very much difficult to say who is right or wrong.
Politics › Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa Makes First Appointments As Governor by CaptainFM1: 12:52am On Dec 28, 2023
Whalis:
Never allow anyone called Lucky or Goodluck be your deputy.
Infact anyone that has luck in his name. Because you will end up not finishing your time and their luck will take over.
Politics › Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa Sworn-In As Governor Of Ondo State by CaptainFM1: 7:05pm On Dec 27, 2023
Lucky is lucky to take over
Goodluck was also lucky to take over


There's a pattern with names that include luck here.....


I guess people should think twice before picking anyone with "luck" in their name as running mate.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Visit President Tinubu’s Ikoyi Residence For Xmas Goodies (video) by CaptainFM1: 6:08pm On Dec 26, 2023
Totilopussylick:
tongue

Beggars gathered in numbers Infront of Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s Ikoyi residence not Nigerians
Nigerian Beggars.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Sitting On The King's Seat in Oyo (Photo) by CaptainFM1: 10:37pm On Dec 23, 2023
Isn't that why he's having headache?
Politics › Re: Yuletide: LSC And LASEPA Start Joint Enforcement On Safety And Environment by CaptainFM1: 4:23pm On Dec 23, 2023
Bluntemperor:
Nonsense!
Why don't you reports on the numbers of Generators Noises in every House in Nigeria because of the fraud called DISCOS?
Hope you and other Officials carrying out some of these activities are not enemies of God,for God has ways to take care of things,in a long run!
You can report generator noise as well. They will do their investigation accordingly before sanctioning as appropriate.
Education › Re: Ogbonnaya Okoro Is Translating Physics Textbook To Igbo Language by CaptainFM1: 11:34pm On Dec 22, 2023
When you get to chemistry, I want to know what you will call Tetrahyderal-Tri-oxocannabinol monoxide and other chemical compounds.

You must come with igbotic name oooo.
Education › Re: Korean Students Sue Govt After University Admission Exam Ended 90 Seconds Early by CaptainFM1: 11:28pm On Dec 22, 2023
CHRISTFUCKER:
LGBTQ nation




Their men be like women
The world is a global rainbow village. Live and let's live.
Education › Re: NOUN Student Denied Access Into Exam Hall Over Indecent Dressing (pics/video) by CaptainFM1: 8:47pm On Dec 22, 2023
Angelfrost:
Sir, you are making sense, but sadly, you are way off point.

Even the most rotten societies have rules they enforce... If you know those rules, isn't it prudent and sensible to abide by them rather than looking for justifications?!!

I'm not arguing for or against the lady here... Neither is it my headache if the man's household members are respectable or law-abiding.

The point here, and the only point, I'm afraid is the presenting circumstance... Are there dress codes or strict rules on dressing?!! Did she abide or flout them?!!

That's like refusing to abide by the dress code or rules governing Nigerian courts and embassies or ministries just because the nation is globally recognized as lawless and corrupt.
My entire point is, we cherry pick on our rules and laws when it comes to the downtrodden. There are one sets of rules for the elites and another sets for the common man. Rules and laws are supposed to be sacrosanct.

Did you not see what's happening in Rivers?
Because the defectors are going to APC now, they are bypassing the constitution and using politics to solve the wranglings.

My point is there should be a straight line across our rules and laws. Let's not bend some and straight some. That's exactly what makes us a banana republic.
Education › Re: NOUN Student Denied Access Into Exam Hall Over Indecent Dressing (pics/video) by CaptainFM1: 8:15pm On Dec 22, 2023
Angelfrost:
Are his children trying to gain access into an institution with dress codes and rules?!!

What's the correlation between the morality of his children and the rules he has been employed to uphold in his place of work?!!

We shouldn't argue for the sake of arguing abeg.
The institution is a microcosm of the larger society. The way she dress is a reflection of how rotten the entire society is. That is the correlation.

If she was coming right from her hookup bed to the exam hall, I won't blame her. We shouldn't cherry pick what is good or bad. We have to deal with all the ills in the land. Right from government, to civil servants.

If she still have the presence of mind to understand that education is important to her, her dressing is of less important to me. We have polithiefians stealing our resources and putting people in dare and extreme situations and we do or say nothing about them.

But we want to nail someone for her dressing even though she still have her mind intact to come for an exam to enhance her future. My take though....
Education › Re: NOUN Student Denied Access Into Exam Hall Over Indecent Dressing (pics/video) by CaptainFM1: 8:00pm On Dec 22, 2023
If you check now, the person wey deny access, his children fit dey somewhere with G-strings and bra walking about now.
Properties › Re: See The House I Built For My Age Parents. by CaptainFM1:
The house is nice. If they are aged, they would need more care beyond the house.


Food: (good and nutritious one)
Special care:....(Hire a trustworthy and reliable caregiver if need be)
Mobility: (Get a good and trustworthy driver). If they they can no longer walk, then be thinking of wheel chair for them.
Communication: (Ensure there phones have credit to call at will)
Pocket Money: (Even if they won't spend it, just let them have the feel of what it used to be)


You've done great by building them a house, but go the extra to provide the needed for the aged, otherwise the house will mean nothing to them if the real care for the aged is not addressed. Infact puting them in a good "carehome" and be paying service charge will be better than the house you built.

Congratulations for the building.
Food › Re: What's Inside Ofe-nsala? Please Help O! Too Sweet, And... by CaptainFM1: 7:32pm On Dec 22, 2023
What's inside?


Washed frontage

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