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Autos › Re: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by CaptainFM1: 5:59am On Oct 02, 2023
NwaNimo1:
If your brake fails yank the handbrake and do a 360 degree turn.....

https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/9d2cf24e-81fc-4114-9a20-65147c2e3b98_nwanimo1.gif
Yanker, before you "yank" the hand brake off, slow down on you gas first otherwise, the vehicle may surmalsault.
Politics › Re: US Judge, Nancy Maldonado, Orders CSU To Release Tinubu's Records On Monday by CaptainFM1: 5:47am On Oct 02, 2023
favor914:
Na so una brag with all eyes 👀 on the judiciary?, rest assured you will still weep, after CSU releases the results.
Favor419 are you not ashamed or embarrassed to be a Nigerian at the moment?

If you're not, I am!
Politics › Re: US Judge, Nancy Maldonado, Orders CSU To Release Tinubu's Records On Monday by CaptainFM1: 11:40pm On Oct 01, 2023
krib45:
Tinubu is about to be disgraced internationally and striped of all respect.
Does he even have any shame?

The order even specified a time line of 12 noon. No room for appeal grin


“The court cautions president tinubu that any request for a stay before this Court will be denied, as the Court finds any stay impracticable in light of the fast approaching Supreme Court of Nigeria deadlines.”
See as ruling fit into just one page here ooo. Nigerian Judges will first tell us stories or read full novel to us and wait till we all sleep off before releasing their kangaroo judgement.
Politics › Re: The US Court Proceedings On CSU: A National Embarrassment By Osita Chidoka by CaptainFM1: 11:21pm On Oct 01, 2023
Ofunaofu:
Honestly, this whole saga is quite embarrassing
I swear, it is even better to present a NEPA certicate like his brother did.
Culture › Re: The Ooni Of Ife Wearing The Aare Crown As He Parades The Ancient Ife Town by CaptainFM1: 11:05pm On Oct 01, 2023
Thundafireseun:
A true king that Pet Edochie shook his hands like a mare common man huh huh
You can never know the ways of the gods. They pardon who they want to and they strike who they want to.
Politics › Re: Resolutions Of Fg/labour Meeting by CaptainFM1: 10:58pm On Oct 01, 2023
raskymonojendor:
They better work out something because when elephants are fight............. it's the grass (people) that suffers.
Is there a time the grass is not suffering?

Even when elephants are not fighting, they share and email the "prayers" to their private inboxes.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jimmy Odukoya, Tolu Odukoya-Ijogun Installed As Church Leaders by CaptainFM1: 10:46pm On Oct 01, 2023
I guess she's the real "woman king"
Politics › Re: Nothing Will Come Out Of CSU Documents by CaptainFM1: 5:42pm On Oct 01, 2023
designking:
The Chicago State University persistent claims that Tinubu was their student and he graduated from the school shows Tinubu actually went to the School.

CSU knows that Tinubu is a male and if truly the Tinubu that attended the school was female, they won't stick their neck for Tinubu.

Tinubu is only fighting over this issue because the document might show other irregularities like age or secondary school he attended.

Tinubu attended and graduated from CSU and the documents which will be released tomorrow will show this.
Stop turning and twisting issues. Nobody argues whether he attends CSU or not. The subject of discussion is on the certificate he submitted to INEC which even CSU said they don't know where he got them from.

If your certificate is missing or lost, would you go and print another one from a business center or you approach your school to issue you a replacement?

Even if nothing comes out of the case in supreme court, that's a judgement on its own as we will be bound to live with such precedence as a people.
Christianity Etc › Re: Sexuality: No Matter How You Color Them, Only One Set Would Fit (Photo) by CaptainFM1: 1:50pm On Oct 01, 2023
silaswills01:
So what's your point here 🤷‍♀️
The point is a lot of people don't have an understanding of what they are commenting about.

Remember James Brown Bleep video was leaked and we all saw his joystick poking the right hole (real pvssy). It doesn't make him any less of the gender he chose..."crossdresser". And they often do t deny their sex.

There "may" be two sex when it comes to sexuality, but there are different and varieties of genders to contend with.

On the subject of gender, even scientist and medical research can't keep up because they keep increasing and also modifying as the society grows.

Research is still not conclusive on the definiteness of the Non-binary genders that claims naturality...Yes, there has been genetical absurdity going on the world today.
Christianity Etc › Re: Sexuality: No Matter How You Color Them, Only One Set Would Fit (Photo) by CaptainFM1: 1:36pm On Oct 01, 2023
Don't confuse sex with gender. They are not the same thing. Sex "may" be just two, but gender isn't.
Science/Technology › Re: Do You Check Weather Forecasts To Plan For Your Day? by CaptainFM1: 1:22pm On Oct 01, 2023
ThugOfWar:
They are never accurate. They operate under probability
Are you using a subscribed app or you are using a free weather app?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses "Hate" Christian Songs But Sing Secular Songs? by CaptainFM1: 10:31am On Oct 01, 2023
HISSCRIBE1995:
I noticed that the jehova witnesses around me usually feel uncomfortable when a christian song is been played but they are quick to dance and sing along to secular (even ungodly ) songs.
They seems not to like hearing a christian sermon but would prefer to listen to sermons from other faith (islam)

Now the question is - why do these people react this way but chose to be more positive to unchristian subject rather than christian subject of which they are already familiar with.
It is also a wonder that these people Choose not to be identified as Christians (please if I'm wrong with this assertions you can correct me)
I think these organizations need to be studied very well to see why they Choose to be the way they are (their doctrines, and differences in scriptures)

If you know anything about this group called jehova witnesses, or had experienced some of their reactions, please share so that the church and general public can know more about them and their beliefs without castigasting anyone.
You are wrong.

And also people have the freedom to associate with whomever they want.

Don't shake table unnecessarily.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Urges US Court To Reverse Order Asking University To Release His Records by CaptainFM1: 12:52am On Sep 30, 2023
Let's have the whole document now even if it will not be useful for the supreme court atleast it will be useful to stopping your second term ambition.

What does this mean worry about at almost 80years of age?
Politics › Re: Lola Ade-John Poisoned, Fighting For Life - Peoples Gazette by CaptainFM1: 12:42am On Sep 30, 2023
miqos02:
I agree sir but this woman should have network of people who can support her at a time like this
Don't always imagine. I used to have thousands of friends until when one of them kidnapped me and now summarily sentenced to 35yrs in prison. Thenceforth I have zero friend. If I'm chosen as a minister tomorrow, someone like me will not any Sycophants around me. It will be straight to hitting the ground running.

Sometimes if you detect your networks are just pure negative crowds, you just want to shed them off. They could be anchors weighing one down.
Politics › Re: Lola Ade-John Poisoned, Fighting For Life - Peoples Gazette by CaptainFM1: 8:54pm On Sep 29, 2023
miqos02:
how come the family can't mobilize funds to move her to a private hospital ? A tech investor and former banker .
Some people keep their money to themselves and not extend it to their family.
Politics › Re: Lola Ade-John Poisoned, Fighting For Life - Peoples Gazette by CaptainFM1: 8:53pm On Sep 29, 2023
BoldBrainz:
I'll only be interested in the story when they tell us that she's dead.
Be careful of what you say on public forum, otherwise you may be invited by the police to tell us what you know.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Ceec Wins Innoson Car by CaptainFM1: 8:41pm On Sep 29, 2023
She will now start visiting governors. And those useless governors too will be using state time and resources to entertain a porn star.
Politics › Re: Tribunal Sacks Lagos Assembly Member by CaptainFM1: 5:18pm On Sep 29, 2023
udemzyudex:
There's a gang up against LP at the tribunal, especially in Lagos.
They are nullifying oppositions, but confirming the ruling party! I said it, the next coup soup will be prepared by the judiciary.
Celebrities › Re: I Am Ready To Return To Nigeria If My Security Is Guaranteed — Naira Marley by CaptainFM1: 8:27pm On Sep 28, 2023
Gifty23:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, no matter how little, my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD bless you

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You should be arrested first before Naira Marley for internet scams.
Politics › Re: Kaduna: Tribunal Nullifies Uba Sani's Election - Isa Ashiru by CaptainFM1: 8:22pm On Sep 28, 2023
They are nullifying oppositions, but confirming the ruling party! I said it, the next coup soup will be prepared by the judiciary.
Travel › Re: The Ikeja Train Station Of The Red Line Rail Project Completed by CaptainFM1: 7:52pm On Sep 28, 2023
salesbloo:
THE IKEJA TRAIN STATION OF THE RED LINE RAIL PROJECT



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL9G3r8kABQ?si=3bGIH24VsMNj5xTu




Jubril A. Gawat
How can you say the station is completed when they just started constructing the pedestrian bridge for passenger that will cross over from National Bus stop?

Or passenger will be crossing the express because they want to enter train?
Politics › Re: Kaduna Tribunal drama: Social Media Should Be Regulated - Onanuga by CaptainFM1: 7:47pm On Sep 28, 2023
What will trigger civil war is the inconsistent judgement our judges are issuing everywhere!
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: “by Their Fruits You Shall Know Them” Ruth Kadiri Slams Reno Omokri by CaptainFM1: 7:30pm On Sep 28, 2023
Kestolove:
Naira Marley should just come to Nigeria
Nigeria Police should do the needful and come up with a credible lead first. Any update regarding the post mortem?

I don't want to join in speculations cos issues like this, experiences have often proven that it's a different person we least expected that is responsible.

Only a detailed investigation can shed proper light. It's unfortunate, the dead can't come back alive to tell their stories.

That said, Naira Marley should also come back to Nigeria and clear his name. But I understand how angry the society is right now towards him. If I were in his shoes too, I will be extremely cautious to come back to Nigeria.

Our people are very angry and the atmosphere is quite tense regarding Mohbad's death. People may take reprisal vengeance on him without knowing the full details or waiting for the outcome of police investigation.

The society and social media already judged him. So the more reason for him to be extremely cautious about coming to Nigeria.

What do I know? Just been neutral and waiting for the outcome of the investigation. I'm still keenly waiting for the outcome of the investigation on the death of Funsho Williams. Almost 2decades after, no credible result from NPF.

May Nigeria and her elements not happen to anyone of us.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Countries With The Highest Engineering Graduates (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 7:12pm On Sep 28, 2023
stasius:
Wey Nigeria? Wey China?

All the engineers our universities produce nkọ?
Don't believe that list!
Travel › Re: Do All English Speaking Africa Countries Understand Pidgin English? by CaptainFM1:
There is variation in the pidgins based on localised coloqualism.

E.g Sapa, Japa, Kapa....Kenyans and Ghanaians won't code that!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Coup Attempt In Burkina Faso by CaptainFM1: 9:12am On Sep 28, 2023
Military "soup" is better than Civilian "soup".
Events › Re: Over 4,000 Registered For Kano Mass Wedding by CaptainFM1: 9:06am On Sep 28, 2023
Are they giving free wives there?

I can't read, someone should summarize pls.

I hope the state government dey enter this for GWR?
Politics › Re: INEC Laments As 241,715 Bayelsa, Kogi, Imo Voters Shun PVCs by CaptainFM1: 8:26am On Sep 28, 2023
jrusky:
Then no problem, stay forever on 2023 election and refuse to move on okwa ya? Stay there and be opening and be reading book of Lamentation, Uzo will continue as Governor, Yaya Bello will install his boy and Diri will remain in office it's a win win for them ok.

Pls tell your group to remain in 2023 election shit and refuse to move on no one cares.

Shey una no de hear word ba? Devil say hin wan chp with you you dey tell am no space, na by force go find him space. Una neva see shometin walahi...
They can install their family members but will never have the mandate of the people and would be regarded as illegitimate by the world. Public perception matters alot. You saw it during End Sars, you see it as it's playing in the druggie case, and you can see it in Mohbad/Naira Marley's case.
Politics › Re: INEC Laments As 241,715 Bayelsa, Kogi, Imo Voters Shun PVCs by CaptainFM1: 8:20am On Sep 28, 2023
Soon, President will be elected by a paltry 50000 votes while Governors will be elected by just 12000 votes.

INEC can't deceive us any more.

Infact, they should just announce the winner now and save themselves unnecessary stress.


To even think it's still Prof Madmood Yaqkubb is still in charge angers everyone.
Politics › Re: INEC Laments As 241,715 Bayelsa, Kogi, Imo Voters Shun PVCs by CaptainFM1: 8:04am On Sep 28, 2023
I personally will never vote in this country again.

With what I saw in the last general election, no reasonable Nigerians should file out for anyone again.

Elections are the greatest scams in the country. So shambolic from every quarters.
Family › Re: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by CaptainFM1: 10:23am On Sep 27, 2023
Please which Estate or give generic location where you reside so I can be on the guard too.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Metal Drainage Cover Thieves In Lagos (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 9:26pm On Sep 26, 2023
If only these useless thieves know how many people they've killed by removing these manholes!

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