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Politics › Re: Ministers Will Sign Performance Bond With Tinubu, Says Hadiza Bala Usman by CaptainFM1: 9:12pm On Oct 17, 2023
Format!

80% of the ministers will fail woefully. We are already seeing one that wants to sue UN but don't know the details of what and why she is suing UN.

Square pegs in round holes everywhere!
Politics › Re: IREV Is Not An Election Results “Collation System” - INEC Clarifies by CaptainFM1: 8:25pm On Oct 17, 2023
Are people still planning to vote ever again in this country? Banana nation!
Politics › Re: Video Of President Tinubu Heading To The Office Today (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 8:16pm On Oct 17, 2023
I still can't believe some Nigerians.
Travel › Re: Another Set of BRT Buses Collide In Ikorodu, Passengers Injured (photos) by CaptainFM1: 7:07pm On Oct 17, 2023
Are they not suppose to be on a dedicated lane? Do their lanes converge? I don't get it
Computers › Re: Police Withdrew ₦100,000 From A Man's Account In Enugu Over Laptop Receipt by CaptainFM1: 10:45am On Oct 17, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Rogue cops everywhere.
Nigerian youths too need to know how to carry themselves, most of them don't even know their rights.

At the sight of these cops, they would start fidgeting. Doing that puts you in a bad spot, making them believe you're a criminâl or something. They're gonna extort your dignity from you.

I dedicate “Oga Police” by Pee Square to that young man.
Great jam!
Fidgeting is not a crime. I do fidget too especially when gun wielded criminals come too close to me.

The real subject here is that such acts from police is very bad and we should speak out in unison to condemn it.

What do we call the #100,000 the police collected now? Do they issue a receipt for the money collected?

Having multiple sims is not a crime as long as they are his numbers. I have like 20 foreign sim cards and they are all legitimately bought by me because I'm always travelling from one point to another.
Crime › Re: Man Caught On Camera Burying Juju In Front Of A Building by CaptainFM1: 10:27am On Oct 17, 2023
tommykiwi:
This is just a script movie. Why will the man be doing such evil when everywhere is bright like dis?

I believe they just did the video to generate attention, because nobody in his right senses will be doing such during the day but rather at night.
A criminal will often leave a trace.
Travel › Re: My Dilemma: Canada Or 500K Tech Job by CaptainFM1: 10:19pm On Oct 15, 2023
PoliteActivist:
You know, I totally agree with you - Money. But I also love travel and hate cold
If you are asking for my experience, I will give you freely. I've travelled all the continents of this world. I can tell you for a fact that one thing is common in the world. Yes it's money.

It doesn't matter where you get it as long as it's legit. Once you get it, you can even travel to the moon or deep down the bottom of the ocean to see the relics of Titanic.

Ecclesiastes 10:19!

As for the cold, you're not the only one that hate cold. Cold and snow in particular gets in the way of everything. Even the citizens of the country where they get extreme cold and snow don't like the weather. Their super rich travels to Africa or Middle East (Dubai and co) during winter.

Again, you can see it boils down to money.
Politics › Re: Behold, President Bola Tinubu’s Men by CaptainFM1: 10:10pm On Oct 15, 2023
This is what's meant by "running with it"

Once you grab it, don't waste time to set up your foot soldiers. Knowing fully well how entrenched the country is, we cannot afford to start all these processes again.

Even the highest court in the land will think twice to scuttle the system. Where are we going to get the money for another election from?
Travel › Re: My Dilemma: Canada Or 500K Tech Job by CaptainFM1: 2:50pm On Oct 15, 2023
PoliteActivist:
I have a proper Canadian visa, a friend I can stay with, and some tech connections. That's it
Having money is everything. Having a visa is absolutely nothing. It's only in Nigerians head that visa equates to gold.

Having said that, anywhere you can get money and even more money is where you should go. Also have it in mind that travelling out doesn't mean you will make the money.

The call is just yours to take. But yes, go anywhere your money is. Even if it's Nnewi or Accra!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fake Kenyan Lawyer Who Won 26 Cases, Arrested!! by CaptainFM1: 1:11pm On Oct 15, 2023
I will hire his service anyday, anytime despite being fake.

Those real lawyers should be ashamed that a fake lawyer won 26 cases against them.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did You Stop Going To Church? by CaptainFM1: 11:26am On Oct 15, 2023
I stop going because of too much indecency and immorality from the so called men of god.
Crime › Re: Police Avert Theft Of Train Coaches In Maiduguri by CaptainFM1: 6:25pm On Oct 14, 2023
The kind of things that happen in Nigeria is mind boggling.
Sports › Re: LASPARK And Red Bull Open Skate And BMX Park In Lagos by CaptainFM1: 6:21pm On Oct 14, 2023
That skate park looks like skate park for under 10.
Foreign Affairs › Re: SA President Cyril Ramaphosa Wears Palestinian Scarf, Pledges Solidarity (PICS) by CaptainFM1: 4:20pm On Oct 14, 2023
Hezzyluv:
What is he waiting for?? Let him send his military to show full support for the Palestinians mbok.

Anybody wey the thin dey pepper, knows road to Palestine.
SMHFU!
Politics › Re: Hamas Are Not Terrorists But Freedom Fighters Says MURIC, Appeals For Cease Fire by CaptainFM1: 10:57am On Oct 14, 2023
How I wish Christian groups in Nigeria are like Israel. If you attack us, we annihilate you completely.
Forum Games › Re: What Can You Say About This Photo by CaptainFM1: 6:31am On Oct 14, 2023
Apus:
Forget motivational speakers, some risks are not worth it and may cost you your life. Use your head. Take calculated risks.
What I would say to the picture is "Take your battle to a field where you have comparative advantage" if you're the bird.
Crime › Re: Residents Filmed Scooping Fuel From A Fallen Tanker In Lagos by CaptainFM1: 2:59am On Oct 13, 2023
dawnomike:
I wonder when some Nigerians will learn...
They will never learn.

How I wish fire took care of them in their acts. The more people like these got burnt, the clearer the message will be to the society.
Travel › Re: A Tanker Heading To Iganmu Bridge From Sifax Burst Into Flames by CaptainFM1: 9:13pm On Oct 12, 2023
Rikze:
shocked


To most persons in Nigeria, as far as the vehicle is still moving then it's still good for the road.

Most of the vehicles on our roads are not road worthy.


Smh
Is the vehicle the root cause of the explosion?

Part of our problem in this country is "speculations". We speculate a lot. I'm probably guilty too.

I think it's best to wait for a comprehensive report from accident/incident investigating bureau.
Politics › Re: Army Discovers Bombs In Ikeja 21 Years After Blast, Begins Clearance by CaptainFM1: 10:02am On Oct 11, 2023
Tobilani:
Bomb in Ikeja.

That sounds like a joke at first sight
If you're under 21years of age, you probably may not know about the "Ikeja bomb blast".
Celebrities › Re: After I Left Panti,I Renovated The Toilet. Naira Marley Can Enjoy It - Seun Kuti by CaptainFM1: 7:02pm On Oct 10, 2023
Asoju Oro. Seun Kuti talks sho sho sho like a woman!
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Worse Than Being Broke? by CaptainFM1: 3:30pm On Oct 10, 2023
Sapa Promax is worst!
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Guber: Court Sacks APC Candidate, Sylva by CaptainFM1: 9:40am On Oct 10, 2023
AcuraZDX:
Did you take GEJ to court?
Federal High court cleared Jonathan for 2023.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/532860-2023-court-clears-jonathan-to-run-for-president.html?tztc=1

Although laws can be made to commence in retrospect and retroactively, but any laws that infringes on fundamental rights in such cruelty manner cannot stand.

That maximum two times oath for an elective office is valid for "everyone" after 2022, but not valid for people that completed their principal's office and also did one term office of their own before the law was passed.
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Guber: Court Sacks APC Candidate, Sylva by CaptainFM1: 9:24am On Oct 10, 2023
Usmanovic95:
I have a contrary opinion to this, I think the law is inconsistent at best.
The same law was silent when Good luck Jonathan contested 2015 election.
Don't you think he would have stayed longer than the 8years if he had won that election?
The new law that ban more that two times position in an elected office came into force last year.

Although APC tried to test the law retrospectively against Jonathan in 2023 but the Federal High court cleared him.

Ideally such law should become active for people and events that happens after it was passed.

I believe Silvia would be cleared to contest too.
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Guber: Court Sacks APC Candidate, Sylva by CaptainFM1: 9:10am On Oct 10, 2023
jumper524:
A lot is wrong with Bayelsa APC.
A lot..
That ticket should have been easily given back to lyon who won the last elections.
Sylva used money to blind their eyes thinking he could blind even the constitution that doesn't allow him to contest for office.
Such a greedy fellow.
E go red for am.
I guess it wasn't Lyon that challenged Sylvia nomination in court. Otherwise, the ticket should have been automatically transferred to him.
Car Talk › Re: Which Of These Would You Use To Protect Your Car In Today's World? by CaptainFM1: 9:52am On Oct 09, 2023
When it comes to security, it's usually a combination of systems and procedures. There's no one fit all system. The same applies to every items and properties that one wants to protect.
Travel › Re: Ebonyi Airport: No Flight Six Months After Commissioning: pictures by CaptainFM1: 9:43am On Oct 09, 2023
They will build airport and pay workers and civil servants #18,000 and expect people to use the airport. Las las, the airport will turn to grazing field for cows.
Politics › Re: Rufai Oseni Reacts To NBC Last Warning To Arise TV by CaptainFM1: 1:20pm On Oct 08, 2023
Raskimonojendor:
This dwarf called Rufai is not very bright.

Ice cream seller vs Career criminal. Which one can the abused sue easily for in a libel case.....
Both. And the libel suit is best left to the person directed to.

If we want to be honest with ourselves, Rufai is right. NBC should not be issuing selective warnings.
Nairaland General › Re: Things That Sound Like Compliments But Are Actually Insults. by CaptainFM1: 5:09pm On Oct 07, 2023
"With all due respect....."

Whenever you hear that, it's about to be followed with disrespectful statement.
Family › Re: A Lady Ran Away With My Pregnancy. by CaptainFM1: 10:30am On Oct 07, 2023
Whatisurproblem:
. I'm not here to tell story, this is what I'm passing through right now
I cannot authenticate the text image you sent because I don't have/know the phone numbers doing the communication.

But here are the real question?

Do you want to marry her?
What if she does not want to marry you?

Mind you having sex with someone doesn't give right to owing them nor confirms the right or guarantee you seeing them.

If she doesn't want to see you, then forget about her. If the pregnancy is truly yours, then expect her or the child to show up sometime in future.

For now, I will say forget about her since na for outside you two ran the show.

Someone carrying your child does not automatically lock them with you.
Politics › Re: Daniel Bwala: Festus Keyamo Is The Harry Maguire Of APC by CaptainFM1:
Many people may not have a full understanding of that line "forgery is a Nigerian thing"

That's the height of embarrassment to every one of us esp. when it's tagged on our No.1 citizen.

I feel ashamed to be a Nigerian at this moment.

"Oyinbo man looks at over 250million people and say "forgery is their way of life"......O deep gan oooo!

At this moment, if you're not ashamed of what is happening in the country, I will leave you with this popular qoute "The man dies is him who keeps mute in the face of tyranny"....Prof Wole Soyinka

I hope Prof himself will come out to condemn what is happening right now. His silence is so shamefully loud right now.

Haaaa........we are all forgers in Nigeria, that's what it means. I'm deeply crying right now. Let's pray supreme court proves this Oyinbo man wrong otherwise, there's no justification for punishing Mmesomma. Infact, there's no justification for anyone going to school again in the country. We all should just enter cyber cafe and Photoshop academic records. Easy-peasy!
Politics › Re: Tribunal Upholds Election Of Alex Otti As Governor Of Abia by CaptainFM1: 12:10am On Oct 07, 2023
I might be getting old now. I read "Tribunal" as "Tiinubu" these days.


Don't they sound alike?


But seriously in "Judiciary's voice" and also using the current legal "technicalities"

Tribunal = Tiinubu!
Tiinubu = Tribunal!

You can also use "Festusgoras theorem" to prove this.

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