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Family › Re: Which Tribe Is The Most Difficult To Live With In A Face Me I Face You Compound? by Carcholce: 2:59pm On Aug 30, 2022

Benin people. Very anyhow human “beans”

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Romance › Re: Religion In Nigeria Is For The Dogs by Carcholce: 2:37pm On Aug 30, 2022

Most Women, especially Nigerian women get wet for pastors. A pastor to them is the only male figure that has complete authority over them, more than their father/husbands.

When I’m completely satisfied with my whoring lifestyle, I’d love to become a pastor.

“Sister Jennifer, don’t allow your husband to come close to you for three weeks”

Sister Jennifer; Okay daddy”

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Romance › Re: Overcommunication Also Ruins Relationships. by Carcholce: 12:22am On Aug 28, 2022

Noblegraphix20:
It ruins relationship faster than Lack of communication..
I once had such experience..

We will finish speaking on the phone now..I will drop the phone Just to go and get something outside....5miss calls already..
And an explanation will be needed why i didnt pick up..

And something she will want us to be chatting always like always 24/7..who does that.. Sometimes i will be crying in my mind especially at Night when i want to sleep.
[I don see something ooo
Not that i don't know what to do but i didn't want to make her feel bad.
God..

You don’t know what to do!

Romance › Re: Has She Used Kayamanta On Me? by Carcholce: 12:18am On Aug 28, 2022

Slmgirldippussy:
No just this one.

which of the presidential candidates are you supporting?

Romance › Re: Has She Used Kayamanta On Me? by Carcholce: 12:15am On Aug 28, 2022

Slmgirldippussy:
We are athe the threshold of deciding how our nation will move fwd. Leaders of tomorrow is here taking about sex..
I am tired of una

And your moniker has “pvssy” in it!!

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Romance › Re: My New Girl Friend Has Two Kids But She Told Me She Has Just One What Should I D by Carcholce: 2:43am On Aug 27, 2022

Congratulations! Some people are looking for one, you already have two. God is wonderful.

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Family › Re: How Often Should Couples Have Sex? by Carcholce: 7:55pm On Aug 26, 2022

Alexghost:
Everyday if possible. But as a man make sure u feed well to avoid emaciation. U know say be4 woman go cum man don cum like 3 - 4 times. once u are feeding well u can do 20 times a day. no problem

You need to learn how to have sex. Sex should be done only once, you’ll not cum unless you want. Na the woman go tire sef. She’ll be the one asking you why you nor wan cum.

Romance › Re: MEN!! This Is Exactly How You Should TREAT WOMEN With YOUR MONEY!! Be Smart!! by Carcholce: 10:09pm On Aug 25, 2022

MrBrownJay1:
but if a woman portrays herself as a good person, you will still treat her like a biatch?! why wouldnt you give a fellow woman money, if you believe the above you just posted?!!? why wouldnt you treat a woman RIGHTFULLY if she acts RIGHT?!

as much as many women are biatches, many arent... and judging all women as low life pay as you go oloshoes, is wrong. judge each and everyone of them as what they portray themselves while you interact with them.

English dey hard you?

The message says treat her the way She portrays herself. If she’s righteous, treat her righteously, if portrays herself as a hoe, sharpen your farm tools.

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Family › Re: "Factory Reset": Married Woman Slams Prankster Who Asked For Hook-up In Video by Carcholce: 7:59pm On Aug 25, 2022

marenalexander7:
Even if she's not married can't you see the hijab she's wearing? You thi k women who wear hijab are wayward? There's a lot of dignity in a woman who wears hijab and overall she's a MUSLIMAH, you're lucky you didn't try that in the north, you'd have turned to charcoal by now.

Nonsense prankster.

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Carcholce: 2:34pm On Aug 24, 2022

ubunja:
you think women think like you and me? You've not been following this thread. All the sense in the world doesn't mean anything to women. Cause sexuality is not about logic and common sense and right or wrong. It's about what turns women on.

Only a bum goes around making babies? Are you sure? Cause statistics are showing A LOT of men are sex starved while women are handing over their puccy to the so-called "bums".

Ubunja is making sense but the thing is your post about making babies works better for celebrities, men that already has their foot on the ground and men that are in control of their feelings and not their feelings controlling them. In Nigeria we engage in sex for the fun of it, this is why I myself have always been preaching against sex because we are too senseless with it. Most ladies we have sex with in Nigeria, when She comes up to you and tell you she’s pregnant, you’d want to pull out a gun and shoot her in the head to kill her and the baby she’s carrying because she’s not worth it.

It took me a while to understand the lifestyle of of celebrities/musicians that knows their game. They have thousands of women at their call but they do not use it as an advantage to engage in sex senselessly. This is why they always have lots of baby mama’s because whenever they engage in sex, it likely produces something. But an average Joe like me would engage in sex for the fun of it, not for benefits. This is the norm in Nigeria. That’s why the poster you are quoting is against your post.

Most guys following this thread do not really understand your post into-to. Their understanding of the redpill is to bed as much women as possible and not for the benefits you always talk about.

What the poster you are quoting doesn’t understand is, if you are actually following the redpill practices and tenets, you’ll attract lots of women but you will be wise to pick out the ones that will be beneficial to your existence. You know what to do next. Plant your seed and it will be fruitful.

Just like biggie’s daughter that put up her property on sale to help her baby daddy. If I get to meet her type, I don’t see why I will not empty my sperm in her to produce triplet. Women have been selfish with picking a man that is beneficial to them. Men should do same provided you know the game and how to put the game to use.

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Romance › Re: Men That Womanize Are Really Trying. My Experience by Carcholce: 4:08pm On Aug 23, 2022

Uptheante:
Na lie bro, unless if the sex lasted for 5 seconds with each of the girls

I laughed when I read his comment. I was once like him till I realized I was just wasting my time thinking I was having sex. When you engage in a real sex, you’d last 40 min to an hour plus and you will not cvm except if you want to. When you engage in this kind of sex, the sensitivity in your penls and groin area reduces drastically that you’d lose the urge to even go another round talk more of 7 ladies.

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Romance › Re: Men That Womanize Are Really Trying. My Experience by Carcholce: 1:25pm On Aug 23, 2022

I have been there. I tell you, you are going to suffer greatly for it. The day you give yourself sense and try to stop it completely you’ll realize a plate of fried rice can only be consumed, you cannot vomit it and eat it again. This means you have already introduced a certain lifestyle to your mind and body, it will always yearn for it even if you try to stop it.

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Autos › Re: Name The Top 3 Cars You Wish To Have. by Carcholce(op): 8:26am On Aug 22, 2022

VeryWickedMan:
https://youtube.com/shorts/7UJqstUsJ6o?feature=share

Focus on agbado. Leave motor alone.

Abeg send me a link to watch a 2014 E63 cruising on a high way with its “taataatratata” exhaust, with data too, I don’t have data tongue

Autos › Re: Name The Top 3 Cars You Wish To Have. by Carcholce(op): 8:17am On Aug 22, 2022

VeryWickedMan:
You no sabi motor if you call Tesla a toy.

Go watch videos of Teslas colliding with your favourite rides without scratch while they need overhauling.

That Tesla is heavier than youŕ Range Rover with x2 of ìts horsepower. You moniker suppose be Agbadochoice .

Lol. Stop whining bro. The thread clearly says top 3 cars you “wish” to own. You don’t expect anyone to like what you like. People are paying millions of dollars for old classic cars. huh

Waten I wan use 1000 horsepower do? Tesla looks like a toy. I said it with my full chest. grin

Autos › Re: Name The Top 3 Cars You Wish To Have. by Carcholce(op): 1:10am On Aug 22, 2022

VeryWickedMan:
OP is a typical Nigerian poverty stricken lover of second hand cars.

1. Tesla Model X 2022
2. 2023 Rolls Royce Phantom
3. Mercedes Maybach 2022

Lol. I don’t fancy these latest cars really. I like the build and aesthetic of the cars I listed. Tesla looks like toy to me embarassed

Maybach and Rolls Royce needs a driver for maximum comfort.

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Autos › Name The Top 3 Cars You Wish To Have. by Carcholce(op): 11:15pm On Aug 21, 2022

Mine is;

From bottom;

Range Rover Sport SVR 2016

Mercedes Benz E63 2014

Mercedes Benz GLE 63s 2017

Romance › Re: Why Is It Always MESSY To Break Up With A Nigerian Girl ? by Carcholce: 10:58pm On Aug 21, 2022*

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Rabbi where have you been? Your disciples have been afraid to preach the gospel for fear of being banned. embarassed

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Romance › Re: Need For Guys To Examine Every Runs Girl They Cross Paths With by Carcholce: 7:21pm On Aug 18, 2022*

Family › Re: Should My Girlfriend Go And Collect Her Things From Her Ex by Carcholce: 12:41am On Aug 18, 2022

But you know she will likely collect some “other things” when She meets him.

When She comes back smiling from ear to ear, She indeed collected the “other things”

That’s if She ever comes back to you.

What if immediately She gets there, heavy rain starts falling till the next day! grin

Anyways I sell mileage detector device, incase you want to run a check on her when She returns.

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Romance › Re: Blue Door Or Red Door (Image) by Carcholce: 2:30pm On Aug 17, 2022

Go back in time and warn Nigerians waten Buhari use my eyes see.

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Family › Re: Should A Single Lady Be Friends With A Married Man? by Carcholce: 11:27am On Aug 16, 2022*

You are just worrying yourself over two grown adult that are very aware of what they are doing.

Or you want them to tell you the truth where this is going?

God I kneel down dey beg, don’t let me reduce myself to be calling a single lady at night when I’m married. I mean I can marry two wives and a third one when the first two are getting old, instead of hiding to call at night.

OP, just leave that your friend. Either She successfully breaks the man’s home or the man successfully use his hand to break his home, or the man uses his senses to “hit and run” and break her heart. The latter is even better, las las you will give her your shoulder to cry on and continue from where the man stopped.

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Christianity Etc › Re: You Are Boring Me To Death – Pastor Tobi Adegboyega Shuts Down Choristers by Carcholce: 9:03am On Aug 16, 2022

Kobojunkiee:
No he is not. He spoke honestly given that he is aware those songs are meaningless when all is said and done. They are not commanded by God and as such are not of God. They also serve as a way of deluding you, the followers of these men, into believing that the emotional highs you get from time to time singing those songs have something to do with God.

You talk too much. Why didn’t he invite DJ to play songs he likes instead?

Romance › Re: I Always Have Financial Problem Anytime I am not in good terms With My Gf by Carcholce: 7:54am On Aug 15, 2022

Hopeba:
iam going to track you down.. watch out

When next is your girlfriend coming to visit? Introduced me to her please. I want to snatch her from you. Nor be only you go dey enjoy her and the miracle alert.

Romance › Re: I Always Have Financial Problem Anytime I am not in good terms With My Gf by Carcholce: 7:47am On Aug 15, 2022

Hopeba:
I pity ur mom. She's a nice woman..she doesn't deserve a goat like u

Aww, thank you for the nice comment about my mother. She’s really a nice woman.

So when will you start tracking me? Please I want to know. I don’t want you to burst into my house when I’m ontop my girlfriend and about to cvm. She promised me 4K if I fvck her well.

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Romance › Re: I Always Have Financial Problem Anytime I am not in good terms With My Gf by Carcholce: 7:37am On Aug 15, 2022

Hopeba:
you are fool,, how much are you earning per month.. if not for the internet fraud u are into. So I should State the exact amount I normally have when she's around..I can employ and feed your family for 50 yrs.. don't just talk to people anyhow because it a faceless forum.. I can track you.

I had to quote you for the 3rd time to remember you that you are a dead man. Remember to invite us to your funeral and I’ll fvck your girlfriend ontop your grave.

I accept your challenge. If you can successfully track me, I owe you 100k and a kiss on the cheek. cheesy

Romance › Re: I Always Have Financial Problem Anytime I am not in good terms With My Gf by Carcholce: 7:34am On Aug 15, 2022

Onetimeuser:
Have you heard of theory if stays for long is what becomes law? I said this is happening up to 4 times now

Keep quite my friend.

You are slowly digging your grave with your hands. It will not end well. The more you are telling her she’s the source of your wealth and happiness, the more you are giving her an edge over you. She go misbehave and even cheat, you go still beg.

Romance › Re: I Always Have Financial Problem Anytime I am not in good terms With My Gf by Carcholce: 7:31am On Aug 15, 2022

Hopeba:
you are fool,, how much are you earning per month.. if not for the internet fraud u are into. So I should State the exact amount I normally have when she's around..I can employ and feed your family for 50 yrs.. don't just talk to people anyhow because it a faceless forum.. I can track you.

I had to quote you again. You are a dead man. I hope your girlfriend comes around today so you can have another 4K or she will busy fvcking dlcks for another 4 weeks?

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Romance › Re: I Always Have Financial Problem Anytime I am not in good terms With My Gf by Carcholce: 7:26am On Aug 15, 2022

Hopeba:
you are fool,, how much are you earning per month.. if not for the internet fraud u are into. So I should State the exact amount I normally have when she's around..I can employ and feed your family for 50 yrs.. don't just talk to people anyhow because it a faceless forum.. I can track you.

Hahaha!! Your father!! You are very silly for such accusations. Your worthless spirit that is relying on women to survive is what you are using to threaten me? If you don’t track and and fish me out, your father again.

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Romance › Re: I Always Have Financial Problem Anytime I am not in good terms With My Gf by Carcholce: 7:11am On Aug 15, 2022

Hopeba:
talk to her and tell her what you don't like about her,,so even if she decides not to change.. it won't be ur fault for leaving her.. even her spirit would defend you. She's a very kind of special girl and most times girls like that don't stay in one place.. i have not seen mine for Weeks now, but once she shows up.. even if it 4k.. someone would just call and gift me.. they are like that

You are already a dead man! I pity you. Your own spirit nor fit provide 4K for you?

Family › Obiomoilebale!!! The Story Of An Imaginary Figure In My Childhood! by Carcholce(op): 3:33pm On Aug 14, 2022*

I was going through my family photo album when I saw my late uncle and I remembered what he subjected me and others to when we were kids.

He had 6 children, (3 of his and others from relatives) they were all below 10 years of age and I was 8 at the time. I do visit them and stay mostly on holidays. Eating with the other kids was a tug of war. You dare not drink water while eating, else you’ll be 5 spoon behind others or meat/fish in the soup will miss without knowing who did.

Immediately we finish our own food, all eyes will be on uncle and his food. (You know how children behave)

Uncle came back from farm one day and as usual was about to eat his food. He told us to go and call “Obiomoilebale” to come and eat.

We had no idea who Obiomoilebale was. Everyone of us will set out in the street and start shouting “Obiomoilebale” till our voice tires out and we return home. By the time we return home, uncle had already finished his food and relaxing under the mango tree with his radio. He does not even answer us when we return because his aim had already been achieved.

The grown up and elderly ones in the neighborhood didn’t help either. They all knew the game plan. Whenever they hear us shouting Obiomoilebale, they’ll tell us “He just passed here”, we will run to that direction and continue shouting out to the imaginary person.

I took me some years to find out I got played because of food.

Obiomoilebale means “someone that has children but can’t eat in peace” (Esan Language)

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Romance › Re: When DNA Test Messes Up Beautiful Homes by Carcholce: 8:53pm On Aug 13, 2022

OP, come and follow me to 3rd mainland bridge, I want to show you something there.

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Technology Market › Re: . by Carcholce: 2:03pm On Aug 12, 2022

Pastor Chigozie is this you?

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