₦airaland Forum

Thank you for noting it.

So many people are doing this in Nigeria lately. Begging and groaning has become an involuntary impulse. I fell for it countless times before I realized most of them are not actually hungry, they do not know how far they had gotten deep in developing emotional bond with begging and groaning.

You are a witch. No offense, if you take offense, no wahala.

Are you sexually active? Do you ejaculate often?

You soul is very weak. If not I don’t see why you should be having wet dreams when you are not having sex, except you are still masturbating.

Danny50:
Nonsense

I swear. They should just bury her and leave Nairaland front page out of it.

iamphenomenal:
But wait, I'm sure it is fellow men like us suspending these people?

At times I don't know who the enemy is

To be honest, if I were to own a social media like Instagram and the likes, I’ll do same. The owners are protecting their interest. This is not a matter of if the owners are simps and bluepilled but they are protecting their business interest.

Those suspended pages were mass reported by both women and MEN. MEN like us. But how many women will join men in reporting a feminists page? The favor is always on women. Women are women 100 percent. But men these days are 20 percent man and 80 percent woman.

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A305:
That's just another idea by the doctor.

The reason I learnt after research — well not research, but stumbled upon it while studying astrophysics. The reason is; Around the time of 3am - 5am is the coldest hours of the day, you essentially feeling similar air as that of empty space due to lack of sun heat, less infrared from lack of sunlight, so the body works harder to produce it's own warmth mechanism using homeostatis and body osmosis.

The day the sunlight burns out, half of world population could go extinct and withing 5 days human would go extinct.

I swear I was just about to say this. I never knew how important the sun is until I moved abroad. Early morning from 3 to 4am was always a battle for me until I started evening walk/runs that makes me sweat. I walk/run for 40min to an hour every 10 to 11pm. This keeps my body heated all night, some days I also have to put on sweatshirts to bed to make me sweat while asleep. I noticed I sleep better when I sweat. Body heat is very important to the body.

Accident victims cases is because if there’s a cut/an opening on the skin, it creates an escape route for heat to leave the body. This gets worse at night when there’s no sun to keep the body heated.

Another thing I noticed is, when the body is not heated enough. Those nights are easily filled with nightmares, restlessness, confusion, hallucinations etc. A sick/accident victim can easily give up the ghost when faced with all these because the body heat helps to balance emotion and how you react to situations/trauma.

This is why it’s good to marry two wives. Both wives cannot be acting like witch at the same time. They will always be at competition to kill you with sex.

crafteck:
No matter what you do in in life as a man, kindly runaway from I NEVA CHOP WOMEN they come in many guises and sometimes hide under woke umbrella, adjust your mentality and dont be intimidated by their shenanigans, dont be oppressed by class they try to form by getting high iphones, next to nothing almost naked designer clothes,hair etc, most of them no fit chop for 3 days if dem never NAK them silly.... Nobody should say im talking about nairaland, owerri, anambra, lagos or lekki girls ooooo. Infact na only hausa girls i see wey both rich and poor dey modest... High percentage in all west, east and center... Na bambiala dem de take survive till the day one unfortunate being go wife them.

You are a wicked somebody.

Exactly!!


You have sense my guy. I’ll marry a lady 10 to 15 years younger than me. when she’s getting older, I’ll marry another youngie to make it 2.

Duchessree:
A lady who is in a committed and exclusive relationship will not be swayed by other men.

In other words, She was never in the relationship.

Can there ever be an end to wahala or we should always accept wahala as a way of life?

You are talking in the nonsense.

If you want to boost cardiovascular health, exercise.

If you want to maintain healthy blood auger. Exercise.

If you want to boost libido, exercise.

If you want to burn calories, exercise.

If you are mad and you want to boost your mental health, exercise.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
In other words you don't cook..
You eat outside now look where you got yourself..

Well let me see what you "tried" to prepare..

I threw it in the waste bin.

I wanted to fix vegetable soup with spinach. But it turned out swampy. Like the pot of soup turned to a dam.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
And why the f**k did it take you so long to reply?

Lol. Been busy! Got home and tried to cook. I used the word “tried” because the food did not turn out so good.

FERNANDEZISBACK:

How have you been?

Been great. Thanks for asking.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Had to go off due to war..

Welcome back. Go ye into Nairaland and cause more vawulence.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Gat no spare time but yve been replying me huh?
You are such a weakling.. change your signature asap..

Where have you beeeeeen?

Wahala.


His village people are using 6G technology to download him back to the village.

gshsj:
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3m on 10 odd is reckless...and it cant lead to billions

Are you doubting me? You want me to post receipt of the private jet I bought yesterday?

Yes stake it.

I borrowed 3m from my friend two weeks ago and staked 10 odd, I’m now a billionaire.

Beverlyjean:
Stop allowing demons speak thru u

Osheyyy!! mouth piece of God.

etrouble:
At their old age, they should be thinking about meeting God and giving account of their stewardship on earth not looking for you g boys to defile and fucck mercilessly. Or are these not the same white pigs that brought the Bible to us in exchange for our land?

Tell that to Buhari and Tinubu. Your incoming President

God1000:
This nonsense should stop please, why always old white women?

You are always against everything. Thank God you are not God

Abeg leave them to enjoy. At that age there’s nothing for them to pursue again than to explore their “well”

hotwax:
THAT pant goes off times you don't expect

This is the exact way I dated one lady while I was in school. She come to my place for drawing tutorial.

The tutorial session usually ends in 15 to 20min due to her lack of attention, the next 3 hours that follows is body massage and banging fellowship.

Rozross:
I have stopped chooking mouth in boyfriend and girlfriend matter. Please carry your cross

Please you have to chuck mouth in this one. Don’t shy away from condemning what the lady did.

Wahala!!

Take heart my dear.

The earlier you know a woman’s pant can go off anytime, any day, the better for you.

Medianna:
That's why I like Zeeworld.
The man will save the woman sharply and they will find their way out TOGETHER.

let’s replace the woman with a man.

A man and a donkey in the picture, who will you save?

Masturbation is not a bad thing but it’s nonsense

Masturbation is not a bad thing but it’s nonsense.

Mr Lawyer,

You should be the one to judge this matter for us.

benuejosh:
That guy i am sure was sick and died because he couldn't get medical attention which was beyond roots and other form of herbs.

You don’t know what you are saying. The earliest lived and survived thousands of years with roots and herbs