₦airaland Forum

Kennitrust:
Before the primary election, nairaland and other news blog were inundated with "Tinubu this and Tinubu that. Atiku this and Atiku that".
And suddenly! There COME A MIGHTY ONE and silent the names of those rogue in politics.

Now, Facebook is OBIDIENT
Instagram is OBIDIENT
twitter is OBIDIENT
tin tok is OBIDIENT
WhatsApp is OBIDIENT
Nairaland is OBIDIENT
Churches are OBIDIENT
The south south is OBIDIENT
South east is OBIDIENT
South west is OBIDIENT
North is OBIDIENT
Nigerian is OBIDIENT

On OBIDIENT, we stand!


#getyourpvc

Very soon, APC will be left with thietnubu alone to manage it.

He (Tinubu) thought money is everything

NigeriansTalkUp:
Do sad, Nigeria will rise again

inoki247:
lol wetin be Egypt population shebi na like China or India e suppose go and study

Typicool8:
This one comes from Solomon's lineage

Totiemide:
My aunt came to stay with us back then.

She's the type that has low tolerance for spicy food but when she got knocked up, Oh! Her hate for spicy food became love.

You can't eat out of her food cuz you ll either end up drowning yourself wit too much water or open your mouth for air to enter.

If she takes pap, she adds pepper. Sometimes habanero or grounded pepper.

Then later change to longer throat. She stops eating our own food but food made by someone else like 3 flat before our own.

When she gave birth ehn, we're all relieved.
Come to think of it, the baby boy now eats pepper like kilode now.

obikiel:
it would have been today, but he who seats on the throne was there for me.

I took yam and beans to work. Around 9am , I went to the break out session to have my breakfast not forgetting my milk drink I had made with just milk and sugar. After swallowing the dangerous contents, I went back to work.....

After some time I started feeling bloated, I went to the toilet and farted, no solid waste. this repeated for like 4 times before I closed around 5pm.

when we closed and I got into the staff bus, I didn't know the journey was going to be a treacherous one, coming from the Island down to Ikoyi, the traffic that held us there must have connived with forces unknown to disgrace me.

while in the bus, there was a rumble in my stomach, …I prayed and I wished.....that this cup will pass me by, i was so uncomfortable using all my strength to prevent all the contents in my stomach from escaping.

On getting to ago-palace road(round about), I was already standing in the bus as my patience was wearing out, even in the AC bus a sweat broke out from my head, close colleagues after knowing the calamity I was battling with suggested that I stop and use one of the eateries rest rooms.

Armed with the new information, I came down from the bus and went to libra motors, where I was directed to their toilet and the rest they say is history...…..

money121:
Car owners, what’s your next move?

For me i will pick Race ooo

Sweetplum:
Hello everyone.
I m shy o.
Ok. I v composed myself.
My name's ...S. don't worry just call me Sweetplum.
I m very homely.
I made this Coconut Rice today.
The ingredients
* Rice * Carrots * Coconut Water
* Coconut Milk (Blended Coconut) * Pepper Water (cos I love spicy food)
* Vegetable Oil * Maggi *Salt * Sweet Corn
I made a short video of it.
Enjoy.

Goodlyhrt:
I sat for WAEC in 2012 and I got this result

Eng. C6
Maths. C6
Phy. D7
Chem. C5
Bio. D7
F.maths D7
Geo. B..
A.Igbo. A1
Econs. C..

Can I get admission with this results and which course of study will be suitable for my result.

Thanks

chiedu7:
NYSC should be scrapped

Explorerx:
Lol
When una Dey do foursome
You no post
Na now you come remember us

Alexaonfleek:
In Mile 12 Market, that onions is almost the same price

Mrkcee:
Oga, where did you copy this long epistle from?
I can swear that even you as d OP did not read 3% of what u posted. U just copy everything post here waaaaa

ojun50:
I have my peace
I can't not come and run mad in lagos

5am eyes don open, 6am you don road

6-7pm you close from work, 7-8pm inside bus you eyes dey blink, 10pm you finally reach house dey think of wetin you go chop.

Before you finally eat 11pm don nak.
12-1pm sleep don come,, you finally sleep by 1.

4am you don wake again again

1F30M4:
What's the age difference between you & I?

vanida6:
even if dis question was the last to answer in jamb hall to get admission to the school i want,,, i would said none of the aboved,

i hate those 3 tinx in my life.

ChoCho54:
Sharaaaap dia! You children of nowadays!

The man dey suffer you? E dey abuse you? E dey beat you? Somebody wey una join hands dey build house, simply because he's reacting to the things he sees on TikTok, you want to kee yasef! Foolish geh!

Abeg park out if you want to. Before 2 days, he'd be fuccking those girls on the bed you both shared!

He will so flex your absence ehn..
He will be walking around naked in the house and celebrating his freedom.

After six months, you will finally accept his begging and go back home only to be seeing artificial nails that fell off from God knows who everywhere.

Now you will start buying new bedsheets to replace the old ones because you know the royal rumble that took place on them

Michaelss:
I hope you have think this through because it might affect you seriously....this country hard no be here plus with the fact that they is no jobs
Half bread is better than none brotherly
Choose wisely

ShenTeh:
Wow. So happy for him.

I remember this story very vividly.


Again, this is a reminder about the joke that our justice system has become. Over 12 years on 1 case, and I can tell you this is one of the fastest we've ever got.

Again congrats Humphrey.

alphaconde:
run to europe

if u open the pharmacy u will surely do well

but

one day u will go to kaduna by rail and can be killed
one day u can argue with police or soldier and may get shot
one day u can post the truth about our politicians and DSS may jail u forever
one day u will travel and herdsmen may kidnap u for ransom.

i can go on and on

the reason why people with good cash balance and business leave this country is nothing else other than an assured future.

same reason i will leave

ajailer:
Please don’t report him yet as even you sef don Dey confused on ur next line of action based on that you don’t want to complicate his life for him. If you report him on Monday and he gets sacked, you might end up feeling bad about your action.

Wetin me go do next b dis, I will call him and have a chat with him outside of the working premises. I will let him know I am doing him a favor by letting him go off the hook but it will be on the condition that he tells you about all the shady dealings going on there with other staffs too and how they do it( might be he is not the only one doing it). Buy his loyalty, make him see that honesty pays, block all the loopholes and you will see someone who will be loyal to you for life.

I have been down this road before, I reported the guy and got him arrested. I later started feeling bad that my decision was too hasty and even after that theft never reduced but the guys under me just got wiser.

tchidi066:
Being-this is a continuous tense, e.g she is being stubborn, I am being forced to take up the task
Been-past I have been to obudu cattle ranch, the baby has been fed, This has been going on for quite a while...
English can be complicated atimes...
Now for my own lost word during exam, it was "what", WASSCE for that matter

Nice!

Candidlady:
Ijust have a problem with been/being.. Dictionary can't seem to help... Idon tire for the word

kingsways:
Good

Students should not be allowed to come to school with phones!

Why should a student with no visible means of income come to school with iPhone

These are the kind of things that lure students into prostitution, cultism, and other sundry crimes


Anyone who knows that lecturer should send me his account number, I will send him N50,000