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JayIlych:
LMFAO. Hahaha. 12" for what? Am i planting yam? My size is perfectly normal.
Btw, how far, wetin be ur own size

wetin you wan carry him size do? brymo don talk am; blackman dey measure him prick size.

Mznaett:
Your last sentence got me laughing soooooo loud... No be only grunt

You no de "grunt"? Please, do cos some are driven mad by the sound of it. We call it match commentary.

Ishilove:
I don't think Tambuwal screamed 'Eureka'

you go school!

Tanbuwal can't scream that . He can only do that when there's money to steal.

LionDeLeo:
Nothing spectacular there.

As long as the total weight of the cars are less than the weight of the displaced water, the boat will float.

Anyway, rip to hajiya hadiza

Archimedes must be laughing right now.

KendrickAyomide:
A Career i will never choose

a career I'll always choose.

MensesDoctor:
the safest time to have sex is during your menstrual period, if you take no exception to aesthetics. The probability that you become pregnant during your period is very low even without condom, because there is no viable egg for the sperm to fertilize, if there was any, you would not be bleeding. the only problem here is the probability of catching infection is 95% because the mucus and blood oozing out from that hole are wonderful habitat for over 1000 bacteria and viruses. so weigh your risk, and remember your God.

but for women with very short menstrual cycle, this may not work for you. All these are theories, none is 100% efficient. So be careful. Abstinence first, followed by condom.

my God! Do guys have sex with ladies while they're "on" and without condom?

Haba. The thought of it alone turns me off.

maupe yusuf

Maupe ogun-yusuf

Maupe ogun-Muhammad( )


These are going to be her possible names when she comes back on air.

triplec93:
Congrats! She seems to be older than the guy cha.

so?

Pussitto:
A Benin based doctor Arabella blasted guys who in an attempt to marry virgin where as they are not virgins. The pretty Lady got annoyed after a guy said she has a used pussy, According to her "she has been privileged to witness a lot of Penis as a doctor".
See the replies below,

http://chikasom..com/2017/12/female-doctor-boasts-on-seeing.html

you and your mumu blog. Why you dey blur her face and name?

IFNOTGOD:
u dey talk as if una dey do anything before, we waste our energy n blood on u people n u even say he thing small wait make e reach full length if ur womb no shift.

beside agreed we beg while his own his pencil ur own maybe a 7 lane express way n no b our fault if dat place was converted from 1 lane to 7 lane n not all cars can occupy such road.

u try for d yabbing but no b we dey scream harder harder

baby tear my pu**y destroy it

go deeper(pocahontas na d one we get we give una n e no get extra when we keep for anywhere)

u say e small like used eye pencil after all na una sharpener e go still enter to make am clean

sex is useless and overrated. I don't know what girls think they're doing for us via sex. Men just de suffer.

Mznaett:
See his tiny d!ck sef...

Nobody should even quote me with any rubbish "it's flaccid" hence the reason...

Why do girls think prick is always in "hard-on" state? You underrate me like this because of your misconception of how prick react, wetin go enter you go fit comot through your mouth.


You think his prick was tiny, but he was able to make the lady grunt for someone leaning on the wall to hear the sound.

pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!


I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

that prick is not erect anymore, so expect the shrinkage. He's under pressure and you don't expect his prick to be standing. As unconnected to the brain(this is a funny lie though) as you think the prick is, it understands tension or pressure.


@topic


The man has not done anything wrong. His wife is late for God's sake!


Why did he have to wait till 5am before chroming his "olo"? He wasted the night and started when people were up. He caused it.

optional1:
Are you a ksu student?

but, I know guys who school or graduated from there.

I've been to anyangba and to the campus though.

dadaic:
He doesn't gain a thing lying to his son. I have the report here. I read it every day.

where's the report?

victorazyvictor:
I was there that day

that guy and him father don watch too much American films.

GraGra247:
You mean I don't have right to air my views. My perception doesn't have to agree with yours. Its a free world.

and you mean I do not have the right to disagree with a view? Must I accept everything? It's your view when it's right inside you, once it comes out on a forum like this, it becomes a public view opened to disagreement.

dadaic:
I wish him death, When my father died while working for the Nigerian Government, protecting its citizens, did you wish anyone death. You are a hypocrite. When my dad caught 17 armed robbers in one night, and he was shot, they neglected him. His pension since the past 17yrs wasn't paid. You dickhead, may you, and his son rot in hell.

maybe your father lied to you. 17 armed robbers in one night? Na lie

Akalia:
My prayer of a timely recovery goes out to yusuf. Yusuf Buhari you will not die but live to proclaim what the LORD has done (psalm 118:17),Amen.

thank you, bro.

I just don't know what to say to this boy. Look at what he has caused. The only male child of this old man...I'm sad.



I used to think he's gentle and not loud with this kind of lifestyle, but I was wrong.

optional1:
Finally we got to the peak of the mountain after hours..


Is good to reach the top..

At the top everywhere was cloud down below are cars that looks like toys..


It was scary but a lovely and successful trip..


Yessss we made it up..

the lady on Nike or the one that looks like she's smoking, it seems I've seen her before

GraGra247:
I'm so sorry. But read your reply to me again

I just don't like how you said the guy should compensate her and let her go.

GraGra247:
I know devils like you with black blood running in your veins will show up.

Heart that is dead and filled with gravel.

Compassion - Zero

Love - Zero

Mercy - Zero

why nau? I'm supporting the girl and you still think I deserve this reply? You're funny.

jaykorbs:
Hi nairalanders, this is my story, don’t judge me, just advice me on a way out, there is this lady I asked out towards the end of 2016, I will be frank with you, my sole aim back then was to hook up with her and for us to enjoy sex together, basically, I was just after sex. I know nothing about the lady.

She was teaching in one primary school in my area at that point in time, I said a lot of shit back then just to get her to say yes, as I got to know her, I found out she had lost both parent at a tender age and so many other things, she has really passed through a lot, herself and her junior sister.

As time goes on, the relationship gained an exponential momentum and before I could realize what was going on, my family and friends dan sabi her, calling her my wife, let me add that she is 19 and I am 24 (just wrote my last undergraduate exam a
couple of months ago, while she is currently working at one food canteen).

Over the course of 2017, I have picked up a lot of manly lessons and have decided to set my life in order in the coming year, yes, I have dropped a lot of boyish attitude and selfish characters, I can confidently call myself a changed individual, although a lot of improvement still have to be made.

As I mentioned earlier, I have decided to set my life in order this coming year, with her being part of it, the truth is, I don’t love her, but to my understanding, she really loves me, I am currently still in this relationship because I am afraid of making her sad, I am in this relationship at the moment because of pity, she will be devasted when I break up with her, my friends are telling me not to go ahead with it, that I am about to make a big mistake if I call off the relationship, I just know I don’t love her, I very much like her, but the love to consider her for marriage ain’t there. She is beside me as I type this, I seriously need help on how to call of this relationship without breaking her spirit because she is a fighter.

move to the girl you love and you'd come back here crying. Karma is there for all.

Probz:
A Nigerian guy who doesn’t have 10 side-chicks on the go. Wow.

GraGra247:
Ok good, you still have some human feelings left.

My advice: Since you don't love her and definitely don't want to marry her stop wasting her time and stop sleeping with her.

Compensate her as much as you can afford and as much as will enable her to bear the loss and hold back tears and let her go.

This way she can start early to search for a man that's ready to marry her and help her bear her sorrows and lack.

If you keep staying in her life, she won't be moved to search for a life partner cos you've already deceived her and made her to fall in love with you.

you sound senseless.

So,he had to eat the girl until his last undergraduate exam before he should part ways with her.

SalamRushdie:
Since the day Buhari ordered his ambassador to vote against Jerusalem I knew his days of joy had become numbered .. Buhari is a devil

mumu!

seunmohmoh:
supervillan
olanshi
caseless
sucessyear
gaybu
tolayusuf
make una come carry una brother o.

I've never been enraged by just being called a "brother" of an animal like I feel now. I feel like I've been associated with shekau.

In my place, we have constant power always.

SalamRushdie:
Like i have said I can never have empthy for anyone bearing Buhari

no be today I know say you be slow headed kid.



You're depressed and you need help.

biacan:
hmmmmmm this is a serious issue but are you in good terms with your previous employer before you left the company.....?
Go to his friends and explain to them beg them to take you to him and promise your employer that you've accepted the cause of your actions and it won't happen again he should give you one last chance GOOD Luck

meanwhile
Pray and fast before doing the above the creator is still faithful

if you leave my company for another and it ended up this way , you're not coming back.