₦airaland Forum

Edipet:
Till date I don't still understand why person go leave him village/ lhouse go dey hustle for another Man village, then use the money just to pay house rent bill, buy food. Pay NEPA bill,pay high transport, Maybe hire experience olosho, at the end he might die without achieving anything part from paying those bills. Whereas in his village, there is free accommodation, cheap food, fresh food, farmland to plant of the things, cheap NEPA bill, cheap transportation and cheap girls .
Human never know wetin them want. We over labour ourselves unnecessarily. And animals will be laughing at us.
How can we be earning salary just for bills and House and food.

It's not even their choice, insecurity can cause it, political engineering, competition in same village will instigate migration and force people to seek greener pasture, a whole lot is happening deliberately and many people won't even know until they fall into that trap.

Vinnie2000:
PLEASE, Nobody should come here to Form Posh o. 😒😄

*Pimples
*Eczema
*Ringworm on the body
*Ringworm on the Head (LakpaLakpa).
*Heat Rashes
*Buttock Rashes (called Sweety those days).
*Chicken Pox
*Scurvy (Called Mbeke those Days in Warri).😄

WHICH OF THESE AFFECTED YOU AS A CHILD?

MINE IS:
*Pimples (Show me Shege for Years)
*Sweety (All the Kids in my Area had it)
*Chicken pox.

STATE YOURS.

Chicken Pox back then but maintained smooth skin, now battling pimples and it it problems.

chatinent:
Where is the slay queen kwanu?

Is it that nwa maid sitting yonder? 🤦

If you see the way these nwa maids dey order for wetin dem serious grandpa cannot buy for them ehn. Na una guys wey dey pick every maggot and pauper for street I blame sha. No bi say dem bi the guy gf or wife o. And if you check, the guy's babe is very clean and more presentable than this nwa maid.


Why then choose maggot over periwinkle?

Their mentality seeing a guy who wants to talk them out using the Chicken Republic date is to make sure dem don rip am at least ₦10k fess so that even if he wipes, dem no lose. Oya mistakenly go to the date with your car, if the plan was ₦10k hit and run, they will decide to increase it to ₦30k hit and may stay small. How do you guys even wipe every nonsense you see! Aren't you concerned of losing your dignity to some street extension..STDs, STIs and self respect! And you females feeling every guy you meet is an opportunity to fill your stomach before he wipes, you really lack wipe manners. Not every mf wants to wipe you!


I say wait for me for Mr Biggs, you don enter inside siddon dey order upandan...dey order Shawarma, Catfish barbecue, cake for your birthday in next three months, four packs of meat pie, not even minding the cup of ice cream you don chop plus the plate of rice, spag, moimoi, extra egg, turkey and two pieces of towel. Theif, I said wait the fck for me for Mr Biggs junction! That's where we will talk and rate our poverty, lie to each other and dispatch!

Ripper don already drink two plate of goat meat with agidi. These kinds of girls are majorly broke. Spits! I don't even look at them twice?l! Broke mf who are always the first to pop out to rate guys when they've got zero shishi. Now dem never rip you? You dey chop wetin you no fit pay.

Flog am stockfish hook for back make she begin wash plates jare una leave am dey speak English.

Na so one useless girl for school back then they tell me say when I go upgrade my 2005 Corolla to the latest model. Who bi this pastard? E remain small I deck her fixed lashes commot. You know wetin I see before I buy 2005? You know how many nights I starve? Abi you feel say I from rich home? Car wey I suffer buy make I use am too dey run freelance uber after other hustles and school. Girl wey I plan to even manage wey no get shishi...even two square meal dey hard for school, and still come no know book. But she get good character but what the fck is good character when your mentality is a fckery! The disadvantages of her flashed me and I left her and left that moment. She was a weapon fashioned against me!

Like I always say, the only person you should care and buy things for wholeheartedly is your wife or wife-to-be. Others are improper fractions!

I read your comment until I tire gaan! 😂

Burob:
That nonsensical pained Obidient Taylor90, wailing upandan like a ravaged nkita with rabies?

The Buharists, Agbadorians and Obidients.

Taylor90:
Tinubu shame on you

You keep going down and low everyday with your anti people policies

Anything lower than this you’ll discover oil 800 feet’s below the earth surface

Allow your fellow Niger mandate thief to breathe

Female student of Chicago University

You're commenting like an infantile being, no recourse for wisdom in your word choices, just spitting jargon.

Acekidc4:
Ilorin will be collected back in the nearest future either through Diplomatic means or through War. Time shall tell.

Oni has made plans for that or the encroachment will only stop in Illorin, everything southwards will be redeemed.

inoki247:
Hmmmm...

This people wey dey go about with Gun needs steady Mental health check up....



Why you go dey cock Gun towards un armed person....

PTDS don too load up for her head and no evaluation has been done and help offered.

musicwriter:
Look at an African who has a so called PhD degree, calling an African religion "idol worship" but the religion given to him by his conquerors from Arabia, he calls the right religion. He doesn't realize that if we Africans conquered the Arabs, we'll enslave them with isese religion and call Islam idol worship.

The main problem in Africa is education, not religion. If we control education, study what we want and in our language, religion would die a natural death with time.

Funny enough, this would have been achieved in 1962 but Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe, Christopher Okigbo, Ezekiel Mphahlele (who were all Christians at that time) were cornered by Britain and the CIA and were used to stop the cultural revolution that would have set us free from religion a long time ago.

Explain with facts and proofs!

saphiere:
Total rubbish..


Please I need someone to help me out of this slum called Nigeria.

Get married. I think its going to help.

politicoNG:
Nigeria's Senate is composed of 60 Senators from the Northern rwgion and 49 from the Southern part of the Country

19 × 3 = 57 + FCT 1 = 58 for the North.
For the South, 17 × 3 = 51.
58 + 51 = 109.

Adjust your misleading write up.

kettykings:
With some few ground work, aba can get the level of scenery we see in owerri

Owerri has opened up real good but Rochas failed roads has turned the city to mudlands and dilapidated city!

bennybuhari:
President Bola Tinubu has been unfair to Festus Keyamo who did a lot defending him day and night especially on the narcotics issue.

No first batch
No second batch
Is it because he lost his polling unit during the presidential election?

This man was once a lawyer to IPOB

Mummyfour:
no be only radical changes, na "radio changing" trouble maker

You follow abi?

Honestly, one can run mad from some of the absurdities we see each day!

Mummyfour:
of course you know he means that it is "a generational curse", table shaker

Radical changes are happening everywhere and everyday.

Writing "Generational Curse" as "Generator Cause" sparked my curiosity to know if its a new Psychosocial concept and I was eager to learn only to find out he wrote it incorrectly.

😂😂

enemyofprogress:
it is a cause placed on their generator, as in, their entire family, from one generator to another

"Generational Curse" you mean?

I don't know about his grandfather though.

enemyofprogress:
it is a generator cause

Explain please!

Geovanni412:
Rumour has it that man was not his father

Hmm...

Just compare a picture of Trudeau with a young Fidel Castro

You called it rumours, let it be.

Same thing happened between his father and mother, same is repeating itself with him.

His father was PM of Canada 🇨🇦

ahnie:
Go joor .
Thanks for always listening to my rants,and the only FRIEND I can confide in.

Thank you for trusting in me as well.

ahnie:
So people are even noticing me on nairaland,I bn dey think say I be shadow?

Being a nairalander has availed me that honour of making good friends here like sugar rush (folake4.u)

My bestie and confidant (cassyroo.y)
Efes.ki...this one na blood.

You. See these 3 persons I mentioned I. Bless the day you guys came into my life.

SIMP-ly walks into this chat with blushing cheeks and shy countenance! 😂😍

Nefort:
I think we need another Python dance in the east. The last time the python danced in the east that place became calm for a while. It's time to renew subscription.

You're calling for full-scale war to justify genocidal killings.

Brendaniel:
You see bad governance, it affects everyone, even Dangote will feel it, he might get richer, no doubt, but he will feel the presence of bad governance in the environment, social life and so on, some people think tribal dominance is more important than good governance..

Like I have been telling them here, their eye will clear....



Oga it is very risky, I grew up seeing companies, especially in the manufacturing sector closing up, from Dunlop to textile and many others I can't even remember now as a result of bad governance over the years, some of those companies are presently doing well in Ghana today....

This entry is something they won't unfortunately understand.

Keep dominating the political space while the economic lever is being controlled by those who doesn't have political sway.

You sabotage them through political landscape and they get even with you through the economy.

Zulum:
I have done that on several occasion

Her reply will be do the worst

Sound like Kanuri woman.

Zulum:
Don't mind my English pls

Anytime we had an argument with my wife, she utter some words that I can't even tell that to my enemy...."I am tired of the marriage", "I am always praying for u to die" " I always pray something terrible should happen to you" and so on....

I am Muslim, we are married three years ago and blessed with one child, I can't stay for a good one week in my house peacefully without having misunderstanding with her......i am depressed, worried, always thinking.....

Divorce her and have peace

LewisHamilton15:
Late last year, the company I worked with decided to reduce workers as a result of the high inflation. I happened to be one of the victims of the mass reduction.

I decided to use my little savings to buy a tricycle so I can be using it to do town service but my fiancee outrightly rejected such idea stressing that my societal standing is above that. After intense argument I went ahead and bought the tricycle. Since that day she has not picked my calls, call me or come to visit me.

I have moved on.

Fiance not wife.

Hustle your way back up and find another person to be with, her loss.

If tomorrow she comes begging, my future advice is don't accept her because she turned away when your status dropped and should never have your best interests at heart in all seasons.

Anabosee:
[b]My girl tell me say I nor de treat her like queen. [/b]Even though I made her cum 3 times.

She still tell me say her ex de give her his atm card to buy anything she like.

The relationship finished

Economy dey turn odogwu to peasants, yet aunty dey wan be 👑?

Una dey see things o!

Emperormartin:
Some of your fellow Yorubas won't like it that you're changing your mentality towards the east.

They want every Nigerian to remain in perpetual hate for the Igbos.

He has automatically turned to Omo Ibo to them laidis o.

Bunch of unexposed dimwits

Promicah:
I feel overwhelmed by what just happened.

A little background information: I lived and studied in Ogun precisely before my called-up letter came. I saw Abia in my call-up letter and the next thought that crowded my mind was the hatred projected during the just concluded election.

Since I had no connection, I chose my fate and had to skip my reporting date to camp. After losing every hope of redeployment, I decided to follow the next batch.

Our driver stopped in Lokoja and we rested before we continue the next day to Abia.

I had to make a plan that when I have money, I will buy their native wear to disguise myself. Immediately I stopped at the Abia park, I entered the next bus to the orientation camp.

After our three weeks in camp, I reported to my PPA.

Yesterday, I wanted to get a recharge card from a kiosk beside the road and I met an Igbo man. He looked at me and immediately fear gripped me.

He asked me whether I was new in the area, I wanted to lie and say "no". But my mouth betrayed me.

He smiled and bought the item in the attached picture below.

What happened to us? I had to repent. Truly Nigerians are loving people. I couldn't contain my joy.

This is my first time in the southeast and just this singular act from yesterday has changed a lot about how I see Nigerians.

I know there are a lot of agitations but yesterday a Nigerian showed kindness to a Nigerian. It's officially my 1 month and 15 days in Abia.

Sir Nlfpm.od. This is my latest experience.

I beg you in the name of God to avoid sexual relationships with the girls.

No one will hurt you for it but don't impregnate any before you leave. You know that you won't marry her outrightly, don't impregnate her or initiate her into immoral lifestyle.

Enjoy your stay in the SE, and follow their local guidelines and you'll return with testimonies to your family wherever they are.

God bless you for speaking good of the Igboman to millions of unexposed bigots.

NOwazobia:
I am still searching for the beautiful woman.

As a citizen of the country called Norway, she's been made beautiful.

pansophist:
He who finds a Norwegian wife finds a good things.

Happy married life comrade

Obiakwa ozo!

😂 😂

This painment go drop some people's bride price from 11million dollars to pick-and-go.

Lol

90 countries plenty o.

Nigeria go just go find work overseas laidis