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A teacher asked her class to make a sentence using the word "fascinate".
Molly put up her hand up and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten-eight."


The teacher sat down and cried.

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I think "power" get to some Mod heads - *****sigh**** but such as the "power"  They are so full of cyber-hate that they can't even think outside the box.  They have no conscience, no scruples, absolutely no reasoning power and god knows, no judgemental-taste when it comes to deleting, moving and locking threads

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Hmm, to half-naked oprah

I thiught they say no

I think "power" get to some Mod heads - *****sigh**** but such as the "power" They are so full of cyber-hate that they can't even think outside the box. They have no conscience, no scruples, absolutely no reasoning power and god knows, no judgemental-taste when it comes to deleting, moving and locking threads

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The email above in this thread is purely educational and should not substitute for advice from your personal physician or Administrator

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good night and good luck

Women Can Be So Insensitive

John returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, John asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please, just one more time before I die?" She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. John, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses."Honey, I have only 4 more hours.

Do you think we could, ?" At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen John, I have to get up in the morning, You don't."

i grew up in a home where smoking and drinking is forbidden.  When I moved to the USA, i started drinking (following co-workers every wednesday and Friday nights) I knew it was wrong but was afraid to say no.  Well i am proud to say I don't drink anymore.  Just give me apple cider

cupid chokehold


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wetin mess

tpia:
na wa.

does this translate "so true" or "no way"

Peace

@karmamod:

Re your first sentence - LMAO.

Ok, maybe we both "overstood" each other.

Hope I am clear this time - Let me write slow

Even though my father and
mother were married we carry our mother's name


No love lost It's all good. For the record, I am not Jamaican I am a British Virgin Islander (BVI)

drink plenty aqua

yea mon - soy milk all the way.

I mom drinks goat milk . . . yuck!!!

my niece adeola . i wanted so much to ask the mother to leave her. she is sooo cute, plump and adorable.

intimidating eyes

i am trying to figure out this many wives thing. When a man has so many wives - they (wives) all live together? Is he making love to more than one at the same time? If the answer is yes, then let his backside be disappeared 4ever. I guess these wives don't have feelings b/c I am one jealous ouman and no ouman a go be in bed wid my husband when i am around. ****sigh*** smh

darefestus:
@Godalone
its like Seun unbanned the fool yesterday
And instead of thanking me he was @ the romance board calling me all sorts of name
Infact i will like him to be rebanned
because he has not changed one bit.

LMAO  dude you are funneeeeeee 

I can tell u r not a c'bbean ouman. u sould like the kind dat say "yes sah, no sah"
question: So if your husband lov u but is not honest with you - I guess you are cool with that.     so tell which coutry u from

KarmaMod:
If he showed love to you that should be reason enough, don't you think

Boring people kill, they don't mean to, but they do it anyhow.

Exstar:
nobody is talking about how long u have 2 know someone before u go 2 bed with ''em. Attraction is quite different from falling in love.

I thought I made myself clear in the first sentence about how long it takes to fall in love
can't a girl elaborate more on a topic?


Peace

No, I am home b/c my job is running an emergency test. . . . . Kind of sad isn't it?

You can fall in love with someone immediately but you do not have to go to bed with them immediately.
attraction is instantaneous - you know whether the person has the potential to rock your world or not within a few seconds