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 Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Urinates On My Bed Every Night (bed Wetting) by Cayon(f): 8:18am On Dec 21, 2008 |
Oh my Lord - Thanks topup I've been looking for this thread for a long time. Book mark it now. This is the SWEETEST thread on Narailand. . . . . .CLASSIC!!!!  I really think they should sitcky this thread I needed the laugh. Good night and good luck |
| Poems For Review / Re: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by Cayon(f): 7:43am On Dec 21, 2008 |
My Final Chapter Ok, my family especially my mother has become distant and cold so I got up early this morning and made b/fast for the entire family. As I was putting some clothes in the washing machine my mom stood in front of me and said "maybe it was a mistake i brought you into this world and i would take you back if i could." I pretend that I didn't hear her. Laater I put my clothes in the dryer jumped in my car and headed to Musa's work place. I am no stranger to his co-workers because we (my co-workers and his co-workers) all hang out on many occasions. Took off my jacket and went inside. Musa got up and say "follow me". We went to the pantry and he was like "go home and change" I was like "huh" "You heard me" he said with a devious look. In my mind I was saying "this guy got to be kidding". I was wearing a low-cut skinny jean and a sweater. The sweater didn't cover my tummy/waist so my navel was showing. I was like "this is not the first time you see me dress like this" He grabbed my hand, grabbed my jacket blah blah blah - Ok, I went home to change. . What I thought was going to be a date with Musa turned out to be a night of interrogation. Instead of going out for dinner and a movie - he took me to his apartment. He escorted me to his bedroom and said "we have to talk" After everything I told Musa about my mother its like he was siding with her -. . . . . saying I am rude and very disrespectful to my mother/father in law. I spend too much time on the Internet. I need to get my head together blah blah blah. When I tried to tell him what my mom said to me this morning - he was like SHUT UP AND LISTEN. I broke down in tears because I just couldn't believe a quiet person who suppose to be my best friend and claimed to love me is talking to me like this. shortly after he took me home. I apologized to my entire family including my father-in law and that's when I broke down in tears again. Dear Diary: I am very very upset. Upset b/c no fellow ever talk to me like that before and get away. Upset because I didn't get to say what I had to say. Upset b/c I actually came home and apologized. I Feel so defeated and disappointed in myself
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| Romance / Who Is The Most Suitable Person ( Men Or Women) To Wear The Chastity Belt by Cayon(f): 3:30am On Dec 21, 2008 |
It's quite obvious that some of us (Nairalanders) are struggling a lot lately with sexual frustrations. Saying this, Who Is the Fittest ( Men or Women) to wear the chastity belt? Voting booth is open Going on a date and yes, i am wearing a chastity belt
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| Romance / Re: How Can I Figure Out If He Wants More? by Cayon(f): 3:15am On Dec 21, 2008 |
@poster wear a chastity belt (see attached) and throw away the keys. That ought to do the trick In that way, you can't have sex when you get drunk Peace
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| Religion / Re: If You Had Been At Jesus's Trial by Cayon(f): 3:02am On Dec 21, 2008 |
Dios:Foolish nonsense or silly talk or writing http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tosh And stop using the "eF" word in the Religion section. don't care if you use the eF word on me in another section - but respect the Religion section nuh. what say you? Peace |
| Romance / Re: The Man Of My Dreams?!! by Cayon(f): 12:26am On Dec 21, 2008 |
I am assuming that you know this dude for a loooooooooooooooooog time and he is like a best friend to you. If i am correct then: - Tell him that you have to talk to him. tell him "I really love our friendship, but I was wondering if you want to try something more (meaning boyfrined/girlfriend)?" Be sure its just you and him when you telling him. It would be embarrassing if you were rejected in front his/your friends. oh yea and dress comfortably so you can breathe and you won't sweat or pass out . Don't wear anything too revealing. dress modestlyIf he has a girlfriend - STAY FAR FROM HIM You don't want to be the other woman. . . .right? Peace |
| Romance / Re: The Man Of My Dreams?!! by Cayon(f): 11:43pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
Her Royal Hotness: This is just a test but only if you are single: Question: When you are around him -does your heart start beating faster, making your body work harder as well as pump blood faster and therefore you breathe faster to get more oxygen and it becomes hard to catch your breath - Also do you get shaky (nervous) when you're around him  I haave to know b/4 i can say what i have to say Peace |
| Religion / Re: Something To Think About by Cayon(f): 9:52pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
KNOW THY SELF A person who knows not And knows not that they know not Is foolish - disregard them A person who knows not And knows that they know not Is simple - teach them A person who knows not And believes that they know Is dangerous - avoid them A person who knows And knows not that they know Is asleep - awaken them A person who knows and knows that they know Is wise - follow them All of these persons reside in you Adaptation of an ancient African proverb |
| Religion / Re: Whats Your View About Pork (meat From Pig) As A Christian by Cayon(f): 9:49pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
worm in woman's brain - she is a pork lover This was on the news last month. Be sure to click on[b] Click here for a video.[/b] on the right Warning: Video is gross http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,455067,00.html Peace |
| Religion / Re: If You Had Been At Jesus's Trial by Cayon(f): 2:42pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
Dios:after reading this - only one word come to mind. [size=18pt] TOSH[/size] Seriously, what you wrote is utter tosh |
| Romance / Re: Hot 27 Year Old Virgin by Cayon(f): 2:34pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
TITUS. Very well said - I could not have said it any better. Peace topup: |
| Forum Games / Re: Say A Line From A Famous Movie And Let Others Geuss by Cayon(f): 2:01pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
He's stuck, that's what it is. He's in between worlds. You know it happens sometimes that the spirit gets yanked out so fast that the essence still feels it has work to do here. |
| Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by Cayon(f): 1:51pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
getting all my chores done by 10am |
| Forum Games / Re: If You Were Stuck On An Island With by Cayon(f): 1:49pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
challenge him - find out if he is a better surfer/swimmer than me |
| Forum Games / Re: What Are You Doing Right Now? (the Status Update Game) by Cayon(f): 1:45pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
Laundry and eating b/fast while reading this article http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/getback/46534/gone-too-soon/ |
| Poems For Review / Re: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by Cayon(f): 6:34am On Dec 20, 2008 |
War of the Oh, remember when I said my face was as red as a boiled lobster, well that's because my mom slapped me. You see we got into a heated argument last night. I said some pretty nasty things, especially to mom. The all ganged-up on me and that pissed me off. My mom was like "If you don't shut up, I'll @#$%^. I apologized for saying those things especially telling that man (father-in-law) about my mom's dirty little secret with the food and beverage manager she hired who happens to be BLACK. I regret saying what I said. Truth is even if most of them are true, it wasn't my place to say them. C'mon, lets face it. There are things people can control, your money, your education, how you wear your clothes but you can't control someone's feelings. I don't care how rich and handsome you are. . . . . if you can't stimulate my mind, it wouldn't work. I need a man who challenges my mind and send shock waves through my body.If i love a guy and he feels the same way towards me but didn't have much money. So be it. I especially wouldn't care if he was doing a career he was passionate about that didn't make much. I don't need someone else to pay for me. I'm a big girl and can take care of myself. I'd rather have people appreciate my mind than for them to have me b/c i am much younger than they. I am not going to be a trophy wife. I'll rather live in an apartment, tree house or hut and rough it with someone that gives me butterflies in my stomach I guess my mom was still angry at 3 am because she rushed through my bedroom and told me to get out of her house. I didn't say anything. I picked up my cell phone and asked Musa to pick me up. My mom grabbed me by my hair and all hell broke loose. She won because I didn't want to hit her - after all she is my mother. Well the neighbors turned their lights on, so you know what went down. This time my brother was on my side. I worked from home b/c of bruises. They all have headaches and not saying anything to me. My mom and her husband are here until Sunday. . . . .well that's what she said. The old dude is leaving on Sunday too. My brother and sisters suppose to stay for Christmas but the way things are going they may leave too. Dear Diary: I love my mother dearly but it has been an uphill struggle to get along with her on certain things. It hurts me that I hurt her. Musa suggested that I stay with him until we find an apartment. The truth is I am not moving in with a man unless I am married- he is ready to marry me. I ask God for guidance because i am tired of pretending to be happy on the outside |
| Forum Games / Re: Secret Santa by Cayon(f): 4:47am On Dec 20, 2008 |
To Mukina2 During the Holiday Season remember Heritage - The heritage we share Pride - The pride that binds us Hope - the hope and promise of our dreams. Happy Holidays to you and your family
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| Forum Games / Re: Secret Santa by Cayon(f): 2:54am On Dec 20, 2008 |
Brilliant idea. However, if you are going by most posts, then Mukina2 (amend your post) should be number one. Ok, i pick Mukina2 JUst a suggestion. You should Peace |
| Forum Games / Re: Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins by Cayon(f): 1:01am On Dec 20, 2008 |
good night and good luck |
| Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by Cayon(f): 1:00am On Dec 20, 2008 |
vex because i have to stay home =change of plans b/c of snow and rain cuddle in my bed and chat pon phone |
| Poems For Review / Re: The Story Of Love by Cayon(f): 12:30am On Dec 20, 2008 |
All these things Love can do Make you sick, cure you Make you happy, kill you That thing call love |
| Poems For Review / Re: ... by Cayon(f): 11:33pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
The Intellect I want you I need you I eat, sleep and breathe you through blind eyes I would still see you If you were a foreign tongue I would learn to speak you I'd seek you If you were gone Any day of the week boo Because I happen to love the mystique you Carry, and silly games are beneath you And that physique you Wear oh so well is beyond belief, you Are incredible And so unforgettable All the time, I want to freak you Let me enter your mind So that I could reach you Learn from and teach you You are my sugar And I am your sweet tooth And without you My future would be bleak, you Do something to me that makes me too weak to Think, my strength becomes meek through Canvas's unfinished for me to complete you I want to relieve you Touch your heart so that I could keep you With me, off your feet I want to sweep you Are my lyrics too deep to Go that steep through Mazes of pre-intimacy that you could never sleep through? I want to seek new ways to please you ease your mind and tease you A full circle of pleasure, 360 degrees, you Make my fantasies come true And never make me blue, Your love is taking me to school But all your classes I breeze through Because you're the type of knowledge I seize boo Instead of Charmin, I want to squeeze YOU If you were a film I'd want to freeze you Frame by frame to analyze and appease you Your love is my truth But if you lied, I'd still believe you To get you into something That's a little more see through And soon after, you would Have me on my knee's, you Would cause my tongue to speak Swahili And your eyes would roll back and speak Hebrew And that look is like my favorite book I want to read you And change the way people perceive you, Your soul is like a stop sign That I could never speed through If I were a slave I would STILL try to free you Your heart is the lock That only I have the key to Like the brother that said, if I was cut I would bleed you I think he read my mind because He said that for me too Our love is so right That I couldn't even deceive you Or get stupid and try to leave you Cause if I could, I would be you But if you love me forever Like we agreed to I would never need to Because a part of me is what I want to feed you And nourish that body So that it can house my seed too All said and done boo, ***This is just another poem about, you |
| Poems For Review / Re: ... by Cayon(f): 11:30pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
Je vous veux What springs to my mind goes on paper So I am telling you now not later I am thinking of you right now Is it your voice am missing or your love? The struggles and the pain just to be with you It’s not a choice but because I do love you I am thinking of your voice over the phone The sound of Barry White, your deep bass baritone I'm sorry if I hurt you, I repented and Pray It's something I must live with everyday Look on de brighter side, and this too will pass Just think of my sex, my lips and my ass As Tammy Wynette sang “Stand by your man” I am not going to say if she was right or wrong This I can tell you, and take it from me You are special, charming, sensitive, and full of glee Let me say some other things about you Optimistic, thoughtful, humorous, fun and true Read this poem and you know it’s more precious than pearl Take me out my misery and let me into your world |
| Poems For Review / Re: ... by Cayon(f): 11:20pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
Dream Deferred by Langston Hughes What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up Like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore-- And then run? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust and sugar over-- like a syrupy sweet? Maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or does it explode? |
| Religion / Re: Born Again Polygamist by Cayon(f): 11:04pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
earTHMama:a good analogy. i think you're onto something here but i know some folks may want to play devil's advocate. Peace |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Attn: The 'how To' Thread - Most Especially 4 Newbies In Nairaland. by Cayon(f): 6:26pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
out of curiosity - are these Ads for Nigeria Area ONLY?. We clicked on Pizza Hut couple timese(checking for nearest area) to place an order and nothing came up. I guess based on the answer (se below) we keep getting - one can only order if they are in nigeria. 
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| Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Poster Of The Year 2008? by Cayon(f): 6:05pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
I'll give NL Poster of the Year to - oh shuute, i can't remember the name. I'll give it to arrrrrrrrm - oh Jesus, what's the name again. *****snap fingers***** The person name has an "A" or "E" in it. Dayum, the name is on the tip of my tongue. Oh God, i am sorry but the name of the person slips through my fingers like sand in an hour glass. Tell you what, as soon as i remember, i'll let you know Peace |
| Religion / Re: Women Are Not To Stand On The Pulpit To Preach. by Cayon(f): 5:36pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
Someone invited me to their church when a woman was preaching. That lady was "dropping words" on the members instead of preaching. Me just tell the lady I am going home because I aint come here to listen gossip. Peace |
| Religion / Re: Born Again Polygamist by Cayon(f): 5:31pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
@Kunle Here is the answer to your question. Check out the main word "one" in all the scriptures http://www.openbible.info/topics/multiple_wives Peace |
| Music/Radio / Re: What Song U Feelin Rite Now? by Cayon(f): 5:05pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
Just saw Cat Stevens/Yusuf on someone avatar. So of course I am in a Cat Stevens(Yusuf Islam) mood. Father and Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cpX1ZjuaiA&feature=related |
| Religion / Re: Why Christians Should Not Practise Yoga. by Cayon(f): 4:58pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
@carmelily: I usually do a quick walk before my yoga, the tummy will flatten gradually. But here is an article on how to tighten your tummy with yoga http://yoga.swicki.com/Flatten+Tummy+With+Yoga/ Peace Oh my God, I can't breathe. You have Cat Stevens on your avatar. He is still one of the best before and after he converted to Muslim. The dude is awesome |
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