₦airaland Forum

oloyolo:
bro you v got golden skills. why dont you sell this services on www.fiverr.com. Abi you don't know how to do it ni

Well, I would love to know how to do it. Would you mind teaching me?

Quinn22:
AFON.......
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Lol. Badt meme.

Bism:
sha your wife will proud of you for sharing this immature post. the consummation of marriage is a sacred matter not something to be discussed in a public forum. Man know thy self

Abegi! There is no biggie in this subject. Who no dey go jiggy with their spouses? It's legal na.

If its the shameful stuffs now like wife or husband battery or fights, your viewpoint may hold sway.

LesbianBoy:
Rubbish! Nigerian girls sef!

You see why nigerian men cheat! Why should your wife just leave you because your baby is crying? Next time fvck that pvssy first! Cry nor dey kill! When you are done if he is still crying then she can attend to him!

Lol. She'll be dead tired by the time the big guy is done with her na. Haba! You wan kill the horse ne?

dasparrow:
So what will you have us do now? If she had not given birth you Nigerians will be quick to label her barren. Now she has given birth, you complain you are not getting enough sex. This is why I don't envy married women. Their varginas never rest, constant traffic, prick in, human baby out until the vargina slacks by the time she gets into her mid-forties and then you Nigerian men will begin to chase after twenty-something year old ladies with tight varginas after slacking your wife's vargina.

I have a solution to that. Perhaps ladies should stop getting married and having babies altogether. Even the single ones out there should stay off prick-in to avoid babies-out which slackens the vag1na. That way they can all keep it all tight into their mid-forties.

I think that's a great idea.

SirVintageCock:
The other positions is pure tirisome like fvcking from behind while baby is Bfeeding. Sh!t ain't appropriate....iswear.

This position will require the baby lying on It's side to suckle. While it may provide some respite and release for an already bloated and filled sexual urge, it will limit the guy's exploration as he will have to leave the front yard for the exclusivity of the baby while he takes the back burner.

That being said, I will express concern and serious reservations about that solution. Here's why:

The baby will have to lie on It's side like I said earlier. Medically, nursing mothers are always discouraged from feeding their babies in such position, i.e. lying side by side without propping the baby's head up. It can cause the escape of contents into the inner ear from the mouth (there's connection between both cavities). This can give the baby otorrhoea, something which would definitely scare you enough to take him to visit doctor.

But have you tried being adventurous, cos if you are, you wouldn't think of limiting your stuff to the bed alone. How 'bout in a car, in the courtyard or in the kitchen and bathroom as others have suggested?

newlander:
i am tempted to start giving the guy cough syrup secretly





_{lil guy is 6 months old}

You may not need to do that bro. It's been researched to be nature's way of putting some things in check, although not sacrosanct but you wouldn't wanna get your wife pregnant after 6 months of last confinement. It's very possible even after three months.

Check this post created by me for more details.

https://www.nairaland.com/3110219/babies-cry-night-prevent-parents

But I don't get it. Why is the guy still smiling? Is he that hardened?

Australopithecus:
see them fighting themselves...
I checked their names again, it was them..
They say they are iPod sorry ipob.. international palace of battle.. ipob

Ife and Modakeke aren't as horrid and perpetually at each others' neck as these two are. But these two 'Leri towns are I ncessant P laces O f B attle, if you know what I mean.

Truthinlife:
Cesar,
Reading this write up blew my mind; you nailed it to the T. Everything you said here is what I have desired. Bro what's the best number to call and chat with you. I have lots of questions and need insight.

For a start, I can be reached on this mail: smartintelle _(at)_ gmail _(dot)_ com.

seguno2:
You will help your credibility by providing the statement from Cambridge so we can wonder why Buhari did not simply show that to the court instead of wasting our tax money on 30 SAN lawyers and bribing the judge.
Please do not tarry.

Sorry I'm replying after quite some time. Just got to read your reply. So, here goes. Check out the attached pictures. But if still in doubt, here's a link:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/175777-cambridge-university-provides-details-buharis-wasc-results.html

Knock yourself out.

OHIsIManuEL:
bros I'm using lumia 1020, it's 41mp not 50mp and it is the best camera phone in the world, carl zeiss plus pure view technology.
painful thing now is that the new nokia phones (nokia 3,5,6) no get pureview technology, painful thing
but still this camon c9 front camera is something else, I've seen it myself

Well then. We have a fairly objective assessment from a Lumia 1020 and Camon user.

I think I need to check out this Camon monster.

TappGroupNG:
I have used Nokia Lumia and tried out the Camon series
The Camon camera is a lot better

Bro, I won't just take your word for it o. Even better than the Lumia 1020 sensor? Ha! That will be serious if true. I still have the Lumias 920 and 1520 and till date i have yet to see any other phone sensor trump the 1520 let alone the Ògá ni master Lumia 1020 41mp sensor. Even the Lumia 920 continues to give very decent exposures that still trumps the newest devices on the market.

The sensors is the major reason I have found it difficult to let go off my Nokia collection like the Symbian N8 and the Lumias 920 and 1520 especially. I'm literarily scared of losing 'em.

.....Maybe until I have a hands on experience to really verify the Camon thingy sha.

Fhemmmy:
Thanks for your time on our thread and you are appreciated, however, i wont be able to take care of this for your request . . . .Hope to be able to in the nearest future

That's alright. Thanks for your time.

ukemeramat:
the strongest solar component that has ever graced Nigerian market... now china has made everything so bad

Ish! Hello, Sunca was made in China, some other brands in Taiwan. And yes, it had to leave the market at the time it did because of innovation. Newer power solutions that use less energy (less battery) like LEDs started to gain traction. It was only normal and expected that plasma and fluorescent tube lights will get restricted to only industrial use. Not to talk of the non-recyclable issues and that problem with infusing mercury into the soil and other life forms from fluorescent tubes in dumps

Vanney1:
Ceaser pls can I have your contact pls I want you to help me out

I'm sorry that I didn't reply you on time. Just got to read your SOS summon. Hope you had the issue sorted out to your advantage.

obiwon16:
Please I don't know how to locate a China post registered air mail in my area. I'm staying in Onitsha Anambra State.

Locate China post registered air mail kè?!

Bro, you can't do that o. Maybe you mean to say how you can get your parcel shipped to Nigeria via China post registered air mail. In that case, it should be delivered to the post office nearest to your shipping address. Next time you order items, make extra effort to edit your address profile and add your GSM phone number. That way it will be easy for a nice postmaster to alert you (call or SMS) when your parcel arrives.

NB: I have e noticed on one occasion that the merchant did not include my phone number on the parcel despite it being filled in my "mobile number" part. So what I did then and which has remained till this day is to edit my "name" to include the phone number.

e. g. Change your name from "Obiwon16" to "Obiwon16 +23480537......". There's less chance to leave it out that way.

Hello. What amount in total handles the item in the Amazon link to Nigeria?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01D9JG5RK/ref=mp_s_a_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1496017853&sr=8-13&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=anker+speaker+bluetooth+portable

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00243SLES/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1496024313&sr=8-9&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=solar+sliding+gate+opener

Thanks.

NB: Please remember to quote me when you reply and also the breakdown and total amount for each item is to be individualized.

Hello. What amount in total handles the item in the Amazon link to Nigeria?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01D9JG5RK/ref=mp_s_a_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1496017853&sr=8-13&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=anker+speaker+bluetooth+portable

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00243SLES/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1496024313&sr=8-9&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=solar+sliding+gate+opener

Thanks.

NB: Please remember to quote me when you reply and also the amount for each item is to be individualized.

Hello. What amount in total handles the item in the Amazon link to Nigeria?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01D9JG5RK/ref=mp_s_a_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1496017853&sr=8-13&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=anker+speaker+bluetooth+portable


https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00243SLES/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1496024313&sr=8-9&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=solar+sliding+gate+opener


Thanks.

NB: Please remember to quote me when you reply and also the amount for each item is to be individualized.

Yk1506:
Like seriously?am ashamed for this member representing us.In a society where there are very poor reforms for the ordinary man,a lawmaker who is supposed to enact laws that will benefit her people comes to social media and goes berserk over a common
phone.Some attitudes should only be exhibited by Young secondary children not people who are supposed to be role models!!!!Ma 2 cents.

Thank you jàre. You be better deep thinker.

Mstcheeeew. Even the sensors on the age long Lumias 1020 (50 megapixels) and 1520 (20 megapixels) with their trademark pureview technology still trump the sensors being peddled around by these yèyé iPhones and Samsung that extort the unsuspecting public.

Oh no, Nokia. I have milzed you so much.

Trexnemesis:
Beauty, talent/ingenuity, high potential, intelligence etc make you a target for recruitment. Remember money is power and power rules the world. Wake up man! This is the age of "Aquarius "

The Holy Grail 'neath ancient Roslin waits.

The blade and chalice guarding o'er Her gates.

Adorned in masters' loving art, She lies.

She rests ay last beneath the starry skies.

The holy grail, La pyramide inversee, the blade, the sacred feminine, Mona Lisa (Amona Lise), fleur de lise, Mary Magdalene, Star of David, the pentagram, the pentagon, Omú Ìyá Dún (image of the ROF), the Rosicrucian, the rose line, Disney's little Mermaid, the beauty and the beast, the goat head representing masculine sexual prowess and virility.

These are just a few of th e many symbols and signs that are clearly or subtly connected and interconnected with the sacred feminine worship religion, quest for knowledge and enlightenment. It's an intricate web of secrets, truths, lies, conspiracies, paranormal, spirituality, deity worship, power, control of world affairs, etc.

I'd say they are good at it so far. They seem to occupy the top echelon that control the world affairs and make the rules. For all you care, Davido is just a numerary, a pawn in all these. He will be required to fulfil a lot of tasks and pass several tests for many years to rise through the ranks to be a supernumerary.

Rectal prolapse it is, please. Let every reader note that and read it up at their leisure.

Cancer indeed.

fortunarld:
The duo are charged with "illegally transporting the drugs" under the country's Drug Law, said a verdict read by Phnom Penh Municipal Court's Presiding Judge Im Vannak.


http://tweemk..com/2017/05/photo-35-year-old-nigerian-man-jailed.html

@ bolded. They should have at least made effort to transport the drugs legally in Indonesia, probably by getting the package registered with the authorities under the "legal drugs transportation treaty" of the country. Anyways sha!

realestniggah:
if you support beating your child to teach them a lesson and feel it the right way to pass across a message HIT The LIKE BUTTON

if you don't support it at all and think it barbaric and backward practice hit SHARE BUTTON

Moderate spanking or threatening the child to do so is not outta place. Our mothers did so, moderately and reasonably and with no morbidity or mortality. We are the better for it today.

But spare the rod and then watch the child become spoilt and break the heart of his/her parents with waywardness.

bejeria101:
The story doesnt add up. Police be adding pepper n salt since 1AD. This other stories of confession came when,before he died or after he died? Police e rora o!

They actually beat the chit outta the dead body that it began to twitch and confess to those allegations. The NPF is that good

Earth2Metahuman:
afonja don dey bear shuaibu?

Your head is full of petrol

Abeg light a match quick quick.

Talk2Bella:
United Nations Employee hmmm

Hope it's not a case of mistakenly identity

A picture would have been nice

Mistaken identity you say? That second picture right up there is most likely a shot from the CCTV footage of the crime scene. He had gloves on and a head warmer - typical, right? Although lotsa innocent guys also dress that way but given that he was identified carrying out the crime on a CCTV, I'll go with no mistaken identity.

Young03:
That name looks like an Auchi name

bt lets hand it over to hausa pple

His name sounds Northern Muslim, but his face looks South Western. So I'll give him a South Western Moslem until proven otherwise.

Ishilove:
I will send you a memo the day I give a tiny fvck about what faceless internet bits think of me and my opinions.

This also goes out to anyone who will quote me to type the same rottenness that comes out of their anus every morning.

Why didn't you just see the compliments in what he wrote, hold onto that and ignore the latter part. That way you'd stay off giving invectives, a reaction expected of a real person.

I tried to hold back from typing this simply because I think you'd respond with more invectives as well, but hey I'd type it anyway.

BetaThings:
What does Bible teach?
Witch hunt and burning people
Death to those who insult their parents
Christianity is more murderous than any other religion

Err, excuse me. I don't think the Christian bible teach all that you outlined. It actually discourages what will foster fear, hatred and violence in society while it encourages love, patience, long-suffering and meekness amongst others as virtues.

And concerning your claim that it preaches death to those who insult their parents, to quote you; you cannot be farther from the truth. What it says is that you honour 'em so that your days may be long in the land of the living. That does not literally translate to taking disobedient children out na!