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Towncrier247:
Madness? See What This Man Is Doing With A Mannequin in Front Of A Boutique?


Just imagine! The way some youths are desperate for sex nowadays is alarming. What would you call this? Whose brother is this?

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/10/whose-brother-is-this-see-what-this-guy.html

<Thinking out loud> Don't you know? That's lalastic... Shyte! Did I voice that out? Uh oh.

shaddoww:
How did dey cum about those dey will be paying it to?
Will they be using quota system in d distribution?
Will Lagos state which claims to b a metropolitan state also share d same percentage wit others?
Knowing fully well dat d North has d poorest people in Nigeria, hw will dey ensure we are not going to favour d North against d South again? Lai over to u. cc presidency

Information obtained from NIMC, FRSC, BVN, Voters' card and a few others can suffice for now to sieve the grain from the chaff. I think that is what they are planning to use. However Nigerians are their own enemies. Expect people to start exploiting loopholes in the system, being masterminded by politicians in connivance with the civil service.

IPPIS was supposed to be tamper proof, but at the moment the ghost workers that have enlisted on that platform alone is mind boggling. No thanks to those in charge of it.

That IPPIS chairman in Abuja deserves a longer jail term than that of Sàràkí, Dasuki, PEJ and Diezani put together.

Abegi! Story story.

To begin....
We will....
Plans are underway.....
We are aiming at...

Until you start, it all sounds the same to my ears - speculations and future tense.

Caveatemptor:
It is NOT a true story dear,.
That Miriam handle is famed for fake stories on Twitter in order to attract followers.
She is famous for her lies.

Damn! Now I feel like a fool.

I'm un-following this fake thread with immediate alacrity.

madridguy:
Am telling you led to most of the crisis everywhere. Iraq is an example.

Presumably. But what explanation would you profer for attacks that occur on non-adherents in regions like northern Nigeria even due to very trivial issues?

madridguy:
Muslim have been very peaceful till the useless western power bring out the beast in us.

The retaliatory cleansing of christians in northern Nigeria that follows every anti-Islamic pronouncements/acts of the western world in contrast has not brought out the beast in 'em Christians.

Or would you rather they too take up arms and start unleashing the beast within 'em?

You see, it all boils down to outlook, both doctrinal and generally.

Christians know very well that brute retaliation is not prescribed in their holy books towards conflict resolution. Well maybe in the old testament which encourages the concept of "an eye for an eye". They however see an easier attitude and approach with the new testament's "turn your other cheek" and "pray for your enemies". Many more adherents of that faith also do diligent work to teach 'emselves in order to verify if what their clergies teach are truth or not.

Islam has some outright pronouncements that favour brute force and coercion in its holy books. And while the hadith may be some ways to streamline those dogmas and ensure that "literal" translations are done with to favour more acceptable norms of social interaction and human disposition in an evolving society, some "crazy adherents" and hate teachers have stuck with the literal meanings of pronouncements in the holy book and also gone ahead to infuse such bile into unsuspecting members of their congregations some of whom are too lazy to read the scriptures themselves or engage in rational thinking with a view to justifying the instructions ir commands from such teachers. Otherwise, how will one teacher tell me to strap an explosive on myself and go on a "victory" parade to ensure a place for myself in heaven? Heck no. I'll call his bluff and tell him to go do that himself.

Strahovski1:
We can't blame the guy..

Maybe the girl is not his spec

Oh no! But her money and possibly the many s3x romps clearly are?

Vinshu:
Lol

So because you sponsored his M.sc means he must get married you?

That lady must be daft

WTF!

Bu they had an agreement. A promise. He could at least try to at least be a man of his words and fulfill that agreement. Matters of the heart are not trivial things to joke with, mind you.

There is a reason for classifying it specially as "Crime of passion".

And you a lady support the dude's betrayal?!

Aggghrrrr!

elsomm:
Wait a minute, is the father of Ooni of Ife still alive?


If true...that's like an abomination.

Will his father prostrate to him?

A Yorùbá monarch do not see their parents face to face if they are alive. Reason is because Yoruba customs demand that you prostate to your parents as a mark of respect. An Oba prostrates to no one, and technically the parents become his subjects the moment he ascends the throne. So in order to avoid that weird occurrence from happening, it's best they do not see face to face till the demise if the parents.

Damysa:
I tiled my parlour, dinning, lobby and kitchen last month and the house is not mine. I also screeded the walls and painted with satin paint.
I feel since I am the one living in it. I should do it for my comfort and that of my family. I really do not care whether the landlord appreciates it or not

If you reached an agreement with the owner to have the cost of the furnishings deducted from his annual rent fees while you give hin the change, then it's a very wise decision. But if all those were done outta your pocket irrespective of how wealthy you are, then you my friend, have not made a wise investment decision and I see you are proud of that. If that is the case, please such is nothing to be proud of.

Akainzo:
Only to receive a Marriage Certificate bearing Federal Republic of Nigeria! What irony.

Hmmm. I never thought of that.

farous:
one thing i dont understand for this Biafra matter is WHY IS IT THAT IGBOS SAY THEY WANT TO PULL OUT AND BE ON THEIR OWN AND OTHER NIGERIANS REFUSE TO GRANT THEM DOING SO.Please can somebody explain to me the reason other Nigerians are forcefully refused to allow them go.I thought if somebody say he or she dont want to be part of you anymore,such person will be allowed to go.

Wrong timing, simple.

There was no such agitation during the years of rule by GEJ, whom they openly anointed even though it was a time filled with so much looting and bleeding of the common patrimony of Nigerians. Funny enough at that time these agitators do not shy away from being called Nigerians. In fact the regular response to accusations of treasury looting was always "You had your own there once, but now is our own time to spend the money and get our share of the cake".

Right now the calls for secession has suddenly pitched high. It is only NORMAL for anyone to assume that it isn't a sincere call but one informed by the fact that they do not have an anointed as a sentry to the treasure chest of the nation. No one will wanna take that attitude.

Even if it is a sincere call, it is very ill-timed. It should have gained traction and probably realizable during GEJ's tenure. What has suddenly changed from then to now that stirred the agitation? The only variable has been a change in leadership. That is not a honorable way to pursue an agenda if you ask me.

Edited: You may also wanna query if the agitation that led to the biafra war was ill-timed. To that I will also posit a yes. It began and reached a crescendo when the counter coup removed all traces of easterners from leadership following the initial military coup by easterners that successfully eliminated elements of other ethnic leaning and put easterners at the helm of affairs. Sadly, it was that administration that destroyed the federation that we seriously agitate for in the name of re-structuring now.

Bottom line, they lost out in the counter coup and the next thing was to beat the drums of war. Exactly the way it is happening now. I hate wars. I sincerely pray this history will not repeat itself.

ZuzuMan:

That's not the typical site to access a kidney that you will require for transplant.

cheenway:
Please u would like to know how much it will cost me to tile my apartment. I'm renovating the place so I intend starting from my parlour and if possible the kitchen. It is a room and parlour self contain. The size of the parlour is a little bigger than 12" by 16". I think dat z how it is calculated

2 years back, for a total of three bedroom apartment (each self c contained), an ante room and a courtyard, cost of the tiles alone gulped 495k or thereabout, transporting the tile was around 5k over some 15kms. Then a bag of cement was going for 1k350 (I think I used 45 bags or so), a load of sand for 12k500 (I used two loads). Workmanship was the cheapest at 300 naira per square meter (totaling around 45k workmanship then).

Right now though, prices have almost doubled. So it's all gonna cost an arm and a leg, especially purchasing the tiles and cement.

Ihuomadinihu:
Oraife which actually looks like an igbo word.
We have Oraifite in Igboland.
Ugbo on it's own means a Bush or Farm in Igbo.
The word 'Oba' mean different things in Igbo.
I've also been able to gather words from both groups that have similar pronouciation,spelling and meaning.

Then I believe you already know that "Igbó" in Yorùbá also means bush or less commonly an unfarmed stretch of bushy land.

Ugbó may also have that same meaning in some Yorùbá dialects, in whose lexis the letter "u" can be substituted for "i" in some words.

prinsam30:
my guy u don't have to narrate the history of amalgamation of Northern hemisphere to me before u know that fishery, animal husbandry and civic education are the three New compulsory subjects one must take before been admitted.


just because of this small question wey I ask guy I dey fear u oooo

Mhen. Those subjects sound like tertiary courses. Na wa o. Things have really changed over the years o.

DandyWalker:
That is the problem with us. we don't appreciate physicians because we think 'sebi it's just to prescribe drugs . Do know the amount of knowledge that goes into prescribing a single drug ? The most important thing is making a diagnosis , not even prescribing drugs, and that is the work of a physician. Anybody can give drugs .

saint7000:
Shut the effing up. Goodness me! Don't miss me off this morning.

You are the one that needs to cool down and reason. What has he said that gives any tone of insult to warrant a bite back from you? In his words, he said "That's the problem with us. He was careful not to be more direct with using you which is stull on point. Apparently, you'd be hard to reason with in real life. Pardon me if my tone is harsh. Adios.

frenchwine:
Don't be discouraged pal, you can still make it and be happy even if you're not in the medical field.

I'll advice him to work on his chosen field and build himself to succeed exceedingly. Medical profession as is currently is in Nigeria has been bastardised and rendered almost redundant by the government, some medical elders (who relish eating their young) and the Nigerian people (reference to the dude who posited his preference to pharmacists for treatment of medical ailments to physicians). Some medical elders too in connivance with some no-gooders contribute not little to the rot in the profession and all it represents. The hospitals lack functioning equipments and infrastructures, the medical team at times will need to eke out monies from their own pockets to fund patients' treatment just so to ensure that the care is successful.

That is why I don't understand why that doctor that posted the news on facebook had to "praise" the CMD the way he did. It's sycophantic at best. C'mon for goodness sake, it's HIS DAMN JOB to create an enabling environment for staff and workers as the administrator and he does not need to be praised for doing that. This slave mentality is so pervasive that even the macrocosm has taken it as a norm to praise state governors and presidents for payment of salaries and infrastructures when the law and constitution actually mandates 'em to do it. These things are RIGHTS, not PRIVILEGES.

Fryzi:
This is one of d plenty reasons why dollar to naira keep inflating! Just wish him a quick recovery n logout!!

Good gracious! What's the connection here? Am I missing something?

lonelydora:
You wicked.

I bet he'd rather go to the pharmacist and chemists for treatment when he has ailments than the physicians. And do the same for his children or wife when they need medical (not surgical) attention. There is a reason one is called pharmacist and the other, physician. Also there is a reason the label always say "consult your physician if symptoms persist after three days".

Even surgeons will not be foolish to completely usurp the role or undermine the knowledge of their physician colleagues.

It's sad that while the Oyinbos wil never entertain such line of thought, we revel in such erroneous assumptions to the detriment of our overall health as a nation.

Lanretoye:
I was commending the effort until I saw the stitch...dem no try atall but dem try sha.
some one will say I cannot stitch ordinary Ankara,atleast I can appreciate a good one.

Cosmetics is not something to worry so much about in that site. The scar will undergo near complete resolution and can pass as a bruise mark after a very long time. Apparently a young guy. He still has some active growth and cellular regeneration.

prinsam30:
what course can these subjects go for

Fishery as a subject in O' levels?! :O When did that happen? I thought Agricultural science is supposed to encompass everything fishery in Ordinary level education. Or is there in O' Level zoology too? Or Animal husbandry? Or forestry?

Okay. You ask what course of study that result can ensure? Fishery, I think. Perhaps zoology.

Truefederalism:
Another confused Afonja.
Oduduwa is now from Mecca. The fulani alliance aint today

The skies rejects the sophisticated peeps.
Betrayal did not start from Afonja but Moremi. (New fact)

In Yorubaland
the men =Afonja.
The women = Moremi.














Mad yoruba peeps everywhere!

You don mhadt! Aswear!

GadgetsCo:
This is really great Oga, we need more people like you to show people the impact of LED on their pockets.
You have not "spoil market o" especially cos not everyone is able to delve deep into sourcing LED themselves.
That's why we are here to serve them.

You can reach us on +2348180469238 or hello@gadgetlot.com

I couldn't get much info on that site beyond the single picture of a LED floodlight o.

hssl:
Hello, yes it works with RFID. Please send us your email address so we can send you the price quote and other information that follows.
Thnak you

smartintelle (at) gmail dot com

Thank you.

AnonyNymous:
Since there are none, how can we practice?

In Nigeria, once you have been certified and licenced to own one, you will be taken by the police to a target range where you will be trained on its use. I think that takes like three or four weeks and then you are fully certified to own that firearm.

ipledge10:
dont be a bigot...lot of Igbo men marry Yoruba men

Whaaaaaaaat?!
Tufiakwa!

months:
Inter-tribal marriage cannot stop Nigeria from disintegrating. It is not a measure of unity.

Isreal and Arab marry each other, yet hate each other with passion.

The white man that enslave black and call them monkey, still turn around to marry the same black.

Does it make them united?

Mehn, guy you get issues o. Your village head witch wey dey do you don die tey tey aswear.

attackgat:
A Yoruba guy weds an Igbo girl. Not everyday you see that happening.

Apparently, you don't fully grasp the full meaning of the phrase: "Not everyday you see that happening"

But na lie. It is commonplace. What you don't see everyday is Hausas marrying any other tribes.

How much please?

Is it a standalone numeric keypad access control or does it have the LOCK unit with it? Obviously it does not have fingerprint access facility in addition, but does it work with RFID?

Thank you.

bahdkay:
Please my people, what's the solution to the situation of thieves gaining easy access to houses through the ceiling of inlet verandas and the likes. I don't like total covering with burglaries hence my asking, thanks.

I have POP ceiling everywhere in the house including the front and rear verandahs. Nonetheless, I still had the bricklayer mount some coaches of blocks to block the links and spaces large enough to accommodate the human body.

I also have full lenght burglaries on the front and rear though