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Jokes Etc › Re: My collection of crazily funny pictures - Check Them Out by ceaser: 8:05am On Aug 14, 2017

Jokes Etc › Re: My collection of crazily funny pictures - Check Them Out by ceaser: 7:54am On Aug 14, 2017

ceaser:
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Jokes Etc › Re: My collection of crazily funny pictures - Check Them Out by ceaser: 7:42am On Aug 14, 2017

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Jokes Etc › Re: My collection of crazily funny pictures - Check Them Out by ceaser: 7:17am On Aug 14, 2017

Shey I can add some too sha?

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Crime › Re: Police Officers Storm Obadeyi Underground Ritualist Den In Lagos (Photos) by ceaser: 9:49am On Aug 09, 2017

EmeeNaka:
I know it must be them from West. I wear cap always before they discover my big skull and harvest it

Flat skull, you mean. grin

But will customers likely pay more for that?

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Education › Re: Gtbank Dissociates Itself From N10k Given To Unn’s Best Graduating Student by ceaser: 8:36am On Aug 09, 2017

[quote author=HarkymTheOracle post=59280535][/quote]I think you should forward this to GTB. They will be most glad to give you 10 million naira ₦ and sign you a record deal.

Education › Re: Gtbank Dissociates Itself From N10k Given To Unn’s Best Graduating Student by ceaser: 8:23am On Aug 09, 2017*

dollytino4real:
that is wat they did to fayose some month ago and later came back beging

That's Zenith, not GTB. And be rightly informed that GTB is still slugging it out with Fáyòsé in his state of Ekiti at the moment. Has to do with the the bank's refusal to pay their tax directly in cash to Fáyòsé as demanded by him. The bank insisted om doing the right thing of paying it into the state's treasury account for documentation purpose. Problem's been on for 5 months now.

Health › Re: NOIPolls: 88% Of Nigerian Doctors Seek Job Opportunities Abroad by ceaser: 1:48pm On Aug 04, 2017

eaglechild:
You have a good grasp of the goings on in the health sector.

The alarming thing now is that an increasing number of newly qualified fellows are leaving the country. These are people that have spent years in specialist training.
Sad

So sad.

Health › Re: NOIPolls: 88% Of Nigerian Doctors Seek Job Opportunities Abroad by ceaser: 1:32pm On Aug 04, 2017

sartorius:
Entry level post internship salary Nigeria 150,000 UK 1,500,000 naira per month. Abegi.its not worth it

You are right, but the naysayers, the "medicine is sacrifice", "medicine is a philanthropy", "doctors too like money" crew will come for your head soon.

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Health › Re: NOIPolls: 88% Of Nigerian Doctors Seek Job Opportunities Abroad by ceaser: 1:24pm On Aug 04, 2017*

Spuggie:
Did you bother to read the write up?

Obviously she didn't. But that's okay. The public most time see the Nigerian doctors as the problem. The government are spared of any hatred or blames, hence their audacity to keep the hospitals, mostly used by the public, in perpetual infrastructural decay while they (the government) travel overseas to treat Malaria; can you imagine malaria, a predominantly tropical disease whose management is expected to be the best in the tropics.

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Health › Re: NOIPolls: 88% Of Nigerian Doctors Seek Job Opportunities Abroad by ceaser: 1:13pm On Aug 04, 2017

Over the past 6 months, twelve (12) doctor friends have escaped for their lives into countries such as UK, SA, Australia, Canada, US, Germany, in that descending order. 9 of them are practicing doctors in their various destinations having written and passed the professional exam requirements of the various countries before leaving Nigeria. Others are there on postgraduate studies, but their target is to write their licencing exams and end up practicing medicine there.

My sibling is currently on the second step of the licencing exam. Close to 500 medical doctors sat for the IELTS earlier this year compared to just 30 four years ago.

Meanwhile, the useless health minister is currently brewing more problems in the health ministry and the agencies under it viz:

NHIS: Attempting to sack the NHIS executive secretary because he would not meet Adéwolé's unscrupulous financial demands and looting of the NHIS in connivance with the insurance providers.

:In the various Teaching Hospitals and other federal tertiary health institutions, there is dearth of doctors. In some, new house officers have not been employed to replace the ones that have left for over six months. Meanwhile there are hordes of fresh medical graduates who have been searching for places to do their internship as required by the MDCN, without which they cannot proceed to full registration from the provisional registration they currently have. If they fail to do internship within 2 years of graduation, they risk forfeiting their provisional registration status, needing them to resit the medical qualification exams all over again.

The so called residents exit the system when they complete their training. New residents are not employed to replace those that have exited the system leading to a pile up of aspiring ones with primaries qualification out there not getting places to run their programme. Meanwhile the primaries requirement for residency expires within 5 years if the bearer does not find a place to run his programme, also requiring his reapplying for and re-writing the primaries exams (which I think costs about 90 thousand naira currently)

Now here is the plot: The names of the house officers and the residents that have exited the system are still kept on the payroll of the hospitals and the salaries still come with the hospitals' allocations, but these ghost workers' pays are shared by the hospitals' accountants, MDs/CMDs/CEOs and also staffs of the federal ministry of health under the tutelage of the minister himself. Meanwhile the consultants who exit the system after training also are in their hundreds hunting for jobs out there.

Another favorite pastime of the Minister of health and the hospital CEOs as I am made to understand is to deliberately keep creating and fueling chaos in health sector amongst professionals (eg Johesu vs Doctors). This is based on the principle of "making more money in times of chaos and wars" and this is achieved through the release of various contradicting circulars from the ministry itself on a simple singular, straightforward issue.

Equipment's and infrastructure are all at an all time low. Only 3 centers in the whole nation boasts of a radiotherapy machine, the three not functioning optimally all at the same time or at any one time. If the Federal government ever budget and release the monies for such, the FMoH and the various hospital CEOs will rather spend the money allocated to procure such or at best get mediocres and second nd replacements and share the remains of the loots.

These are just a few of the evils that plague that sector in the country and is partly responsible or the unremitting brain drain.

It is germain that journalists an writers who are the conscience of the people (masses) understand the workings of this intricate machinery constructed by the various saboteurs in the health sector thru which they loot funds, inform the public appropriately amd even some workers in the health sector as well, who have been successfully brainwashed into believing that mutual suspicion is the panacea and acting out the script of their puppet masters (FMoH and the hospital CEOs) ia the solution.

Ceaser writes in from Lagos for Nairaland editorial.

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Business › Re: Freelancing: A Quick Escape For Unemployment Among Nigerian Youths by ceaser: 10:18am On Jul 31, 2017

gensteejay:
Intending freelancers should not take all these online marketers looking for traffic for their site and people to patronize their ebooks serious.

You can learn a lot about freelancing on any of the links below. There are loads of free info there. It is not actually easy as the OP and his ilk say; but is quite rewarding if one has one or two skills and is serious about the business.

https://www.nairaland.com/2947212/exclusive-how-make-level-2
https://www.nairaland.com/3237273/how-make-regular-income-offering
https://www.nairaland.com/2594236/elance.com-upwork.com-other-freelancing-site
https://www.nairaland.com/1833989/how-make-1000-month-writing

Business › Re: Freelancing: A Quick Escape For Unemployment Among Nigerian Youths by ceaser: 8:09am On Jul 25, 2017

Bigboyz32:
Donald Trump is a millionaire. But when he writes a book that shares his knowledge, he still sells it.....that is called multiple streams of income. If you have a knowledge, nothing stops you from selling it, else there shouldn't exist training centres anywhere. The idea is LEARN IT, DO IT, SELL IT. I took my time to write down everything I know and do to succeed on Fiverr, so at least I deserve a pay for it.

But you admitted to the fact that you knelt down and begged your friend to teach you and after seeing that you're serious he decided to tutor you and even did more by "helping you to open a Fivver account that month". That account generated $950 according to you.

Now your friend did that for you without charging you 5k, at least you didn't say he did. He didn't even bring that your "multiple strings of income" coinage into it. I currently am in a lucrative profession totally unrelated to other any skills I possess. One or two i have freely shared to willing learners on NL and many others I have showcased on "instructables" website. So when I read the first few statements of your thread, I said to myself: "finally someone generous enough to simplify the common Fiverr knowledge out there without fleecing people". But I was so disappointed when your second link demanded 3k plus after telling much rosy stories on your Fivver exploits. More painful is the fact that based on my initial impression, I almost condemned those accusing you on this thread not knowing that they had already checked your link.

In my own case, the "problem" so to speak is that I get discouraged by any internet manoeuvre that involves masking my IP. This is the major reason I have not gotten on the Fiverr bandwagon, the less important being to carve out "time" from my already busy schedule. But like I said, I am disappointed and I believe I echo the minds of every other forumites that have viewed your thread with hope of getting some or all questions answered by you.

Apparently you only tried to generate traffic to your link "money spinning link" using Nairaland, a step which may not be entirely bad if seen from the prism of internet marketing and such. But discretion in its use is also required in non-random web community sites like Nairaland.

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Politics › Re: Lagos Government To Demolish Buildings Blocking Drainage Channels by ceaser: 7:13am On Jul 24, 2017

MediumStout:
This is how a serious government ought to respond promptly to the impediments of development. Unlike Anambra government waiting for the federal government to come help them fill the 800 erosion sites in their states. Yet their gullible youths keep demanding biafra as if they can stand alone without the monthly allocation and support of the FG. Yoruba nation is the only region that can sustain itself if eventually the country breaks up. Yet Yoruba's remain patriotic while the so called easterners who can't even build a second Niger brigde on their own for decades will be screaming biafra or death while lagos is almost through with 4th mainland bridge. Nonsense

There are some non-viable states in the country that should be merged with some for sustenance. We have such states in all the regions in the country. Not all states of the south-west are viable as it stands today and a sudden detachment from the centre may be counterproductive. Each state has its own unique resources though that needs to be developed through a slow but painful deliberate process before such states can declare some level of independence from the centre. This is what Lagos has been able to do and other states in the south west are planning to emulate.

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Flooded Streets Of Port Harcourt After Yesterday’s Rain by ceaser: 3:13am On Jul 24, 2017

EgunMogaji:
Pa u, lo ta

Ki gende olorun joko si idi komputa, ko de type wipe omi guta kan doti ju ikeji lo.

Oma se o, ibosi o.

Ikunle o.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Benefits Of Being A Member Of The AMORC? by ceaser: 7:22am On Jul 23, 2017

oNj:
My hrt bleeds at how so easily people are lured into what they never really bargained for with sweet talks, false assurances, and demonic allurements.
Stay away, far away from dinning with the devil before it is too late to pull back. He goes about like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.

LIES SECRET CULTS TELL YOU, TO CONVINCE YOU TO BECOME A MEMBER
1. We’re non-religious, sectarian, non-political body. You can belong to us and still remain with whatever group you belong.

LIES: They won’t tell you the truth until it is too late for you to pull out. They tell you this knowing that sooner or later your previous convictions would be washed away, and you would soon belong nowhere else except with them.

2. You will discover truths never known before, your inner mystic powers.

LIES: Jesus alone is THE truth, any power that is not of God is of no positive good to you.

3. You will become rich, successful and influential. This and that personalities in the society were/are members.

LIES: First, not every rich/successful/influential person is a cultist. Moreover, what is rich/success/influence without the peace of mind to enjoy your ‘riches’. Yet often times, the member still dies a wretch.

4. It is for your freedom, no more harassment.

LIES: Freedom Wait till you become a member to know what living in bondage truly means.

5. We are not a secret cult.

LIES: Like seriously Then why all the secrecy around you; and why all the night/secret meetings. Why keep the very things you teach secret if you are not a secret cult

Avoid their sweet talks and lures before it is too late. It is all lies.

Nairaland General › Re: Couple Going Home From Work Die In Fatal Accident In Ekiti State. Graphic Photos by ceaser: 10:16am On Jul 21, 2017

skytouch2:
So painful. The man died . he was a good man. He is a rewire in Ikere ekiti. Oladele! The man was too good on the job . He is so honest .He will never charge you arbitrarily. He was the first onise owo that surprises me. One day, i paid him N4000 for a job he did on my car ,could you believe he returned N3000 back to me saying that what he did on my car doesn't require him taking the excess . Oladele ,may God be with the family you left behind. Adieu brother !

The good trees in the forest always get lumbered early. It's great pity and a painful irony.

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Militants Back Nnamdi Kanu On Boycott by ceaser: 9:05am On Jul 21, 2017

CltrAltDel:
Busted… See fraud….you guys and 419… what crowd… you join same pic, you come dey make noise… Next time, use your head well, there gurus here you know....
see same person ...same flag shape...no wonder we call you guys LIEIPODS

Lol.

Busted.

Nairaland General › Re: Couple Going Home From Work Die In Fatal Accident In Ekiti State. Graphic Photos by ceaser: 6:38am On Jul 20, 2017

numerouno01:
seeing that a truck is involve makes me even angrier, Because the rate these truck drivers bully other drivers on the road is annoying and unacceptable.

they will be doing like the roads was constructed for them alone. you overtake them trouble, you don't overtake them, trouble, you're ahead of them, trouble, you're behind them, another trouble.

i feel that the truck caused this. anyway let me not jump into conclusion already..

rip to the couple.

Travel › Re: China Constructs World's Longest Glass Walkway On A Mountain (Photos) by ceaser: 5:48am On Jul 20, 2017

The Chinese will construct quality masterpieces in their own country but elsewhere they compromise quality to maximize profit, even when you demand quality and have the money to pay for it. Read up on the Kenyan bridge built by the Chinese that recently collapsed.

I figure out they are more racist than the Caucasians and their economic colonization of Africa, if it happens, will be worse than western colonization. Check out how they run their companies in Nigeria. No human face to it. Nigerians have a different cafeteria to that of the chinese staff. Recently in the news, a Chinese foreman was reported to have kungfued his Nigerian worker for a flimsy reason. The Nigerian suffered a broken spine. You can be sure that is how they naturally run their own business.

Romance › Re: Do Men Also Get Used And Dumped? by ceaser: 1:30pm On Jul 14, 2017

pocohantas:
No. In my boyfriend's house, while I pray he doesn't dump me...

Hilarious.

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Filling Station In Anambra, Cashier Shot Dead. Graphic Pics by ceaser: 1:22pm On Jul 14, 2017

baddooboys:
Ogun state....
kidnapping is far better than cutting peoples head and hand..

Ogun state still remains the headquarters of ritual killing

Woah. Mehn! Sheeeeit! These are terrible shots. Lemme go read more on Soka forest.

Politics › Re: Melaye’s Recall: There Is No Restraining Order – INEC by ceaser: 5:33am On Jul 11, 2017

SmartchoicesNG:
This s where INEC gets it wrong. Wasted efforts loading. I am going to sue INEC if this process wastes taxpayers funds.
Yes for those bottom people quoting me I won't descend low to respond from this prime plot of land.

Wrong choice nigger.

Career › Re: Woman Who Returned N1.8m Mistakenly Paid To Her Gets Query From Kogi Govt. by ceaser: 6:33am On Jul 10, 2017

Justiceleague1:
They fed fine during gej's tenure but now cannot afford 3square meals....also the husband is owed 15mths salary,which began roughly in the month of April, 2016,roughly 10 mths after the psy vegetable took over....and they certainly must've voted for the èfò riro..
So,they,sai babarians,shud enjoy their change/chanji,shikena

Hello. This post is about a honest Kogi woman and the ineptness of a governor overseeing a corrupt civil service.

Are you trying to comment on some other topics on 2015 elections and the various mismanagements that led up to and prompted the electorates' voting pattern in the said election? Perhaps a search thru the archives will bring up something potent enough to gloat on.

Career › Re: Woman Who Returned N1.8m Mistakenly Paid To Her Gets Query From Kogi Govt. by ceaser: 6:19am On Jul 10, 2017

ELKHALIFAISIS:
she would have pocket the money and pretend as if nothing happened... we have clown as leaders, God answers people in many mysterious unexpected way , he can pick ur call in bad unmerited way just take the moment bcuz opportunity never come twice

This is not a new method of looting in the civil service. It is a way employed in the accountant general office of the states. The officer that "mistakenly" posted that money will later get in touch with the owner of that account with hope of raking back the money. He will be willing to part with a percentage of the diversion as a payment to the account owner for "her services".

I have seen two cases with similar MO, one in the state civil service and the other in the federal civil service, so I ain't theorizing.

Politics › Re: Youths Wear Goodluck Jonathan Mask In Kano As Ex President Visits (Pics) by ceaser: 3:13am On Jul 10, 2017*

Sagay212:
There is nothing wrong if the youths in Kaduna came out for GEJ. It only shows that they do not harbour any hatred towards him as the ipods wants us to always believe. They said GEJ was voted out by Northerners because of hatred and now the same northerners are welcoming GEJ.

Even the Niger delta people have accepted GEJ's loss and since moved on. The only people who are still very much bitter are the ipods from the sad beast. They are the ones agitating for Biafra or death because GEJ lost. It's pretty much difficult to understand what these ipods really want. One minute they want this, the other minute they want the other.

I do not know which of the mod is antispam, but i really would like if he or she can tell me why I was banned because I asked for the job Nnamdi kanu was doing before he started the Biafra noise. What business does he have and what properties does he own aside from his father's house which he is waiting to inherit. Whoever the mod is, please show me the post that made you ban me because I am confused.

A very rational viewpoint there. Less divisive but more reconciliatory. Apparently this palpable hatred is mutual, but one side is trying to be benign while the other wants to go all malignant. The hatred is the schemed ingredient needed to keep fanning that ember; some people need it to gain political relevance and followership. It's a chess move, a method that has worked for eons and used here in the 70s. Sadly, many outside that scheme have unwittingly recruited 'emselves as pawns and willing tools of mischief. Reasonable people know that it is more costly to make war, than to make love cos when the drums of war start to sound, who will dance to it?

And don't be surprised if wearing this mask, hired support or not, is one of the chess moves. Matter-of-factly, rather than hurl invectives as they will want, my question won't be "why wear the mask". It will be "who wore that mask?"

Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by ceaser: 2:01pm On Jul 05, 2017

Whoever has Lumia 1520 for sale should please indicate. Thanks.

Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by ceaser: 1:59pm On Jul 05, 2017

GentleNaaz:
Which cheap tablet would you advise me to buy.
Is Injoo leap4 Ok? or would you advise me to buy another "cheap" tablet?

Preferably windows tablet.

Secondly, is windows tablet better than Android tablet?

Stay away from Injoo leap 4 or any other injoo leap for that matter. The device is not built to last - mine worked for only 9 months and one day after plugging it into a car charger on a trip, it wouldn't come on again.

The memory isn't good enough. It comes stock with windows 8 which may require you to upgrade to Windows 10, you get to a point where you won't be able to do the upgrade for lack of disc space. Perhaps doing the update first thing after getting the tab may help, but I can't be so sure of that.

The battery life is fair. 7 hours on movies. 6 hours on 3G connectivity. 8 hours on wifi. Longer if screen brightness is reduced to the barest.

3G connectivity and wifi is good.
Not too loud speakers.
Supports not more than 32 gig memory card.

Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by ceaser: 12:59pm On Jul 05, 2017

Elxandre:
Of course you have a droid!
I notice the staunchest of Windows advocates always have a droid tucked away somewhere.

I am a staunch advocate of windows platform devices. I don't have an android device. Actually I own three actively functioning Lumias and an Injoo Windows tablet.

Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by ceaser: 11:50am On Jul 05, 2017

eesdee:
I want to sell my Lumia 930, 6months old. Kindly contact me 07086155590

Is this offer still on?

Technology Market › Re: #1000 Off On Full Capacity Giant Plus Powerbank (check Production Pics & Videos) by ceaser: 11:27am On Jul 05, 2017

itiswellandwell:
This one doesn't do that. Thanks for your interest.

Okey

Technology Market › Re: #1000 Off On Full Capacity Giant Plus Powerbank (check Production Pics & Videos) by ceaser: 4:03pm On Jul 03, 2017

itiswellandwell:
Using a 2A charger. It will take 5 to 6 hours.

We are based in Lagos. We can send it to you in Ibadan. Kindly contact us on whatsapp : 09090287555

I have a power bank that charges my device simultaneously as the power bank is also being charged. I want something like that. Does this do that or it shuts up its output the moment it is being charged?

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