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HealthRe: Doctors/Nurses Help My Wife Analyze This Scan Result Abeg (PHOTO) by ceaser: 10:52am On Mar 05, 2018
Halopy:
To the glory of God again, the sixth month scan did not pick any fibroid again. The three fibroids disappeared. The doctors asked how possible?

Monthly scan afterwards show everything in good condition up to time of birth and the glory of God again the baby was delivered safely without any issue of any sort.

Please, I don't know your faith but I have a God who can make impossibilities possible. I have a Jesus who can alter negative doctors reports.
I find it difficult to believe your claim on the doctors asking how possible a uterine fibroid co-existing with an advanced pregnancy in the 2nd trimester disappears on radiologic imaging. This is a very plausible possibility that has a scientific basis and explanation, something which the average doctor expects may happen. This does not rule out the existence of miracles but you need to know why that may have happened.

While a fibroid may be a threat to pregnancy, an advanced pregnancy co-existing with a small uterine fibroid usually favours the growth of the former. The fibroid at this point is being starved of blood supply from competition from the growing baby and also the changing architecture of the uterus. It therefore undergoes what is called red degeneration (shrinking in layman's term)

And on the successful delivery, I believe that was handled by the doctors that have been termed "negative" in your post.

And I implore you to stop the believe that "Jesus alter negative doctor's report.

It's sad that doctors who do their jobs diligently within the confines of science and medicine as provided for by physical evidence and patient history have been regarded as the devil or the devil's henchman. Doctors are not magicians. They are scientists that work with facts and the real world; not spiritism. So when they tell a cancer patient or the relatives that a 5 year survival rate is the prognosis, the next thing you hear is "I rebuke the devil" and they go on to their churches and pastors to report that doctors have pronounced death on them and have prayer directed at the "doomsayers". And when they eventually give testimonies, you hear things like "the doctors said the delivery will be via Caesarean section but I rebuked it and my God turned their counsel into foolishness. A doctor provides scientific based facts and that does not make them the devil, rather it makes them the empathetic helper who prefers to be honest with you.

However if you require faith based pronouncements, a clergy is the way to go.
RomanceRe: Masturbation: Good Or Bad? Nigerians React (Video) by ceaser: 6:16am On Feb 15, 2018
blaqroy:
Well in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking at this matter in a different and diverse way critically and without fighting and by trying to make it clear in consideration of each and everyones opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
This guy. Hmmm. How UK na? Greet mama Charlie o.
Foreign AffairsRe: Jacob Zuma Resigns As South African President! by ceaser: 11:29pm On Feb 14, 2018
shocked

It is a lie! Tell me, has SA ceased to be part of the African continent again wey i no know?

In like manner, I think PMB should also tow that path of honour. But na 9ja we dey na, not SA.

PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Be Made AU's First Anti-Corruption Champion by ceaser: 5:34pm On Jan 28, 2018
Oh no! This ain't what we need at this time. Buhari needs to be shown he is not meeting expectations, not indulging him by the international community.

Oh, i forgot. It's the AU - controlled from the shadows by the West. Keep encouraging their bad leaders and bring down the honest and sincere ones. That way, Africa and indeed the black nation will continue to be under perpetual misrule.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts To Aisha Buhari Reposting Tweets Criticizing President Buhari by ceaser: 10:02am On Jan 28, 2018
Otapipia:
This is not a matter of fixing his house. It is a case of a woman, a patriot who is willing to trade her marriage for a better and prosperous Nigeria. She is indeed a woman with a living conscience. She was first and foremost a Nigerian before she met her husband.
Reno "Wendell Simlin" Omokri no get sense reach you na. I doubt he will even comprehend your viewpoint. All he is ever good at is nit-picking.

Now in his own sense of reasoning, Aishat's differing viewpoint in favour of Nigerians who aren't having it good under her husband implies that Muhammadu Buhari can't fix his own house. I wonder how Omokri would have twisted things if Aisha had taken sides with her husband against Nigerians.

Reno is a sicko. Even yèyé FFK will give a better viewpoint on this issue.
PoliticsRe: Efcc’s Attempt To Arrest Abba Kyari Sparks Panic In Aso Rock - Sahara Reporters by ceaser: 6:37am On Jan 17, 2018
2016easy2017:
Hi, fellow NairaLanders.
I seriously need help from you guys.
I noticed that any month in which we have seriously bad electric supply, the PHCL/NEPA staff brings bills that’s not like the usual type. It looks like photocopy from the suppose original one. They probably make this photocopies and distribute (without the consent of the management). They say “the printing machine is faulty”. This happens whenever we had a month of very bad power supply, like last December.
Pls. what do I do. I believe something illegal is on.
We'll, going by the two different posts that you put up, one about your toothache and later same edited to your persecutory delusion by NEPA officials, I'd say you're showing some tangentiality and inconsistency in thought process and verbalization.

A brief visit to the psychiatrist may be what you need. Sadly, I'm not one, so I can't tell you what exactly to expect like I did for the tooth thingy. But what I can tell you that the cost of services of a psychiatrist, either in private practice or government employ, trumps that of the dentist. I'm sorry.
PoliticsRe: Efcc’s Attempt To Arrest Abba Kyari Sparks Panic In Aso Rock - Sahara Reporters by ceaser: 6:22am On Jan 17, 2018
9jakohai:
Contact the E-Helpers network

They can be reached here
Get yourself to any reputable government hospital, especially Federal medical centres or teaching hospitals. You'll only need to open treatment folder (max 1k). You will usually not be required to perform series of test which would have increased treatment costs. I think consultation fees should also be in the range of 500 naira to 1k. The removal itself should be free. The remaining cost to bear should be your drugs after treatment which are basically pain relievers and/or antibiotics. Follow up visits will likely be once (500 naira to 1k consultation fee per follow up). That's like 3k in total for the process. Your medications for one week treatment should be under 1k.

With 4k, you should get yourself treated, that's in a reputable government hospital as I said.
RomanceRe: If My Husband Would Neglect His Looks I Would Cheat On Him by ceaser: 7:00am On Jan 13, 2018
LuvU2:
I like how pained u sound grin
You sound like you have a "sadist" sexual orientation. Probably with masochism too.

I now see why you have that perspective. It's your choice anyways.
RomanceRe: If My Husband Would Neglect His Looks I Would Cheat On Him by ceaser: 6:53am On Jan 13, 2018
firstking01:
Smh, she's already giving excuses why she 'll cheat on her husbandundecided…May God deliver us from every adulterous wife IJN...AMEN.

RomanceRe: 6 Major Reasons To Date A Yoruba Man by ceaser: 6:48am On Jan 13, 2018
dadabashua1:
and for the record I will take the 'demon's of a word as compliment rather than offensive
Guys actually take this as a compliment and take no offence. It depicts virility in all its ramifications. Worst they'll do when called that is snigger about it. I find myself calling coupla my guys that dress to kill in traditional attires "Yoruba demons" to take subtle swipes at 'em, not even minding that I be Yoruba myself o.
RomanceRe: 6 Major Reasons To Date A Yoruba Man by ceaser:
donstan18:
Their men are only good in gingering and shouting "Emi!! Emi!! Emi!!!. "Arh!! Arh!! Arh!!!", folding their trouser and jumping from one place to another like frogs and their ballz be dangling like school bell. grin
grin grin Original Wehrey.
Car TalkRe: Range Rover Goes Up In Flames Near Third Mainland In Lagos. Photos by ceaser: 8:30am On Jan 12, 2018
Fayose's Range rover got burnt sometime late last year, in Lagos too. I read another instance of Range caught fire in Lagos too. Now this Land rover. Can we tell if there have been some recalls of Land Rover products that Nigerians have not be aware of?
BusinessRe: Woman Goes Under A Trailer In Calabar, Begs To Be Crushed. Her Goods Were Seized by ceaser: 8:54am On Dec 28, 2017
surgical:
yes there is God, when mama peace said those words it has serious meaning, from her vantage position, she could see the plots ,the conspiracy, sacrificing human lives in their numbers because of lust for power, she became appalled to make those statements and it has been prophetic, the government installed through deceit HAS not been able to find its feet, despite the best of environment, no opposition, no media problems, no csos breathing down their neck yet they can't make headway. its God judgment on them for their atrocities and desperation ,even with the best of intention, they can't make any impact because their foundation is filthy, its blood,you can't wallow in inequities and expect God's blessing to abound with you.
GEJ and his spendthrift wife got on the nerves of Nigerians and the citizens decide not to spare them, simple. That election was more of a protest vote against GEJ's government rather than for PMB's, but it's a done and sealed deal.

My sincere advice: Don't hang onto that pain. You really need to move on.
BusinessRe: Woman Goes Under A Trailer In Calabar, Begs To Be Crushed. Her Goods Were Seized by ceaser: 8:46am On Dec 28, 2017
Dimples129:
The public need to be protected from faulty goods. The government is just doing their work. If what they are selling is unsafe, unregulated, then it could be dangerous to the general public who are buying these goods.
Well, the chances are slim that it has to do with quality control or consumer protection handled by the SON and CPA respectively. These two Nigerian agencies are moribund or non-existent in Nigeria at the moment.

When an event like these happen in Nigeria especially to hawkers and extremely low earners, it usually has to do with them being penalized for displaying their wares in no-hawking zones. The zones are usually marked out as high brow areas for the elite who would rather not see "dirty and haggard-looking low-lifers" on their beautiful streets or on their way to or from their palatial mansions.

This is worse than apartheid.
BusinessRe: Woman Goes Under A Trailer In Calabar, Begs To Be Crushed. Her Goods Were Seized by ceaser: 8:32am On Dec 28, 2017
KingLennon:
The commissioner later returned the goods to her. Bloggers will never complete their stories...
Well, the commissioner's actions as "heartless" has already been impressed on the minds of people around. She should have thought about that before taking that first step; that first impression is a lasting impression.

There are better and more humane ways she could have targeted low earning traders like the woman and convince them to stop breaking the law. A one on one talk and plea would do something. The higher income traders could have been given stiffer acts like public confiscation of their wares - which of course will be returned off camera. These arrangements will appeal better to the sentiments of many.

It's all about PR. And Yorùbá's will say that if you are sent on a fool's errand or a slave's errand, you should run that errand as a son's errand whilst still getting the same result - meaning you use discretion.
RomanceRe: Lady Rocks Open Chest Outfit To Palazio Nightlife, Lagos Nightclub by ceaser: 7:36am On Dec 28, 2017
OfficialAwol:
Hungry blogger...

That girl looks South African joor..
Exactly first thing that comes to mind.
RomanceRe: Lady Rocks Open Chest Outfit To Palazio Nightlife, Lagos Nightclub by ceaser: 7:35am On Dec 28, 2017
Jointhemiltons2:
Come 2018 I go stop to dey comment for this kind thread
grin I'm quoting you to follow your posts. I'll see if you're able to keep this resolution.
TravelRe: Passenger Ties Goat Along With Luggage On Top Of A Bus While Travelling (Photos) by ceaser: 1:56pm On Dec 23, 2017
Did you say "safety of the goat?!"
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Forget Okorocha Uniben Graduating Student Erects A Masterpiece ( See Photos) by ceaser:
Forget sontin! I will advice this young chap to keep it up for as long as he is in Nigeria, this is a sign that he is to become the governor of his own state of origin and continue erecting statues. Maybe even break Rochas' record.

Ditto for the kleptomaniacs among the youths of today. The are the only group that as long as this current system remains, are sure to get thru to that caucus of thieving Nigerian politicians and continue administering the festering arrangement the country is under. Ask Dino Melaye. He didn't give up on the kleptomanic tendencies he had when in ABU. Today he has odd cars as toys. Even Bukola Saraki didn't give up on his favourite past time when in medical school in the UK, something which he continued with when he came to Nigeria as the GMD of the then Savannah bank. See where it got him today.

By the way, Schnapps and Lacoste needs to arrange a meeting with the dude.
CareerRe: Murphy Juliana: Beautiful Lady Mechanic In Lagos (Photos) by ceaser: 8:27pm On Dec 13, 2017
kimbraa:
So why are you guys castigating slayqueens if you'd still spend your hustle on them?. grin
That's why they are called slay queens na. Whenever they choose to slay, you gotta pay and pack the money their way. grin
CrimeRe: SARS Officer Tortures Man To Death In Ondo. Wife Turned Down His Sex Request by ceaser: 4:22pm On Dec 12, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Some women are heartless.
Your husband is dead because you refused to sleep with the policeman.
Now, who were you saving the kpekus for?

I wonder why so much importance is attached to sex.
Sometimes I wish humans were like goats and lizards who shag freely without unnecessary bottlenecks.

#EndSARS.
I may stop logging into NL because of this guy. I always try to see his positions through the prism of sarcasm, but it appears he always actually means and believes these oddities.
CareerRe: Murphy Juliana: Beautiful Lady Mechanic In Lagos (Photos) by ceaser: 4:10pm On Dec 12, 2017
kimbraa:
What is man can do, a woman can do better. Good one girl!. grin

Those of you abusing slay queens. Shebi, we have boys who still sleep on betNaija shops hoping to hit jackpot. Na only slayqueens una see?.
No be on top bench dem dey sleep for there, abi? At least no be for on top woman. And after dem win the money, na on top slays dem go spend am na.
CareerRe: Murphy Juliana: Beautiful Lady Mechanic In Lagos (Photos) by ceaser: 4:04pm On Dec 12, 2017
moscobabs:
See an hardworking lady's face

The only time you can see those lazy slayqueens face like this is when they are receiving small doctor in bed. grin grin grin

weldone baby
grin cheesy

I know what you did there.....
CareerRe: Murphy Juliana: Beautiful Lady Mechanic In Lagos (Photos) by ceaser: 4:01pm On Dec 12, 2017
Heywhizzy:
It's a win-win situation for herself and Oga.. she gets paid and oga get more customers cos I can imagine how many people would be taking their cars for regular servicing just to see her handle it for them





You will see stuff like

Car owner: Abeg I wan service my car, where Juliana?
Oga workshop: Juliana no dey today, she dey leave
Car owner: When she go come
Oga workshop: Next year
Car owner: Okay I go come back
Oga workshop: You no service your car again
Car owner: I go manage am like dat (drives off and splashes potopoto on Oga workshop)







In other news, She is in the workshop handling nuts while some Mumu slayqueens are in the bedroom also handling nuts
Lmao cheesy Wehrey. Wetin you dey do for Nairaland when you fit dey make more money for events like "Night of a thousand laughs"?
CareerRe: Murphy Juliana: Beautiful Lady Mechanic In Lagos (Photos) by ceaser: 3:56pm On Dec 12, 2017
Wow. This is Dayo in the series: Hustle. Cool guy that always gets into trouble in Lagos for his apparent JJC-ish naivety in dos and don'ts of Lagos life. Always gotten into trouble and out of trouble by his old schoolmate and then roommate "Acid". Mama Sekinat played by Sóbòwálé. The troublesome Warri guy Ochuko, that mama Sekinat son (I forgot the funny dude's name now) and Uzo are some other characters there. Seyi Law too.

Funny series.
PoliticsRe: I Wish Buhari Greeted Me On My Birthday, Says Fayose by ceaser: 7:22am On Nov 16, 2017
Airforce1:
The same buhari you wished death abi
God bless you.

But you get razor mouth sha. grin Haba!
PoliticsRe: I Wish Buhari Greeted Me On My Birthday, Says Fayose by ceaser: 7:20am On Nov 16, 2017
I too expect PMB to have woken me this morning with a phone call congratulating me for witnessing a new day.

By the way, you sound so much liberal in your description of the "opposition" tag. But sincerely, you do not condone any form of opposition in your own state of Ekiti. You literarily clamp down on 'em, physically destroy their structures and intimidate 'em with death threats. Some even whisper it that men lost their lives during your first regime simply because they stood up to you. Even the civil servants cannot protest non-payment of wages of 8 months using the most basic of labour tools recognised by the ILO. Hence there is currently no dissenting voice of opposition in Ekiti state under your regime.
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Cry As They Are Deployed To Stop Protesting Oby Ozekwesili, BBOG by ceaser: 7:10am On Nov 16, 2017
EVILFOREST:
To me it's very easy to fix Nigeria.
The STEPS are :
–Be detribalized.
–use your kindsmen to set 1st example of punishment.
–State your priorities before assumption.
–Be FAIR and Firm at the same time.
–Never Challenge your God to a Fight.
–Make Every Nigerian Feel important.
–Make them feel like 1st class citizens.
–Defend every Nigerian Tribe abroad.
–Involve Women.
–involve Technocrats.
–be ready for criticisms whether Destructive or healthy.
–Never politicise appointments.
–Never condone Corruption.
–Use the untouchables to set examples
–The death of any Nigerian, should weaken you.
–deceive every Nigerian with good, quality projects.
–then WORK, WORK, WORK
Some 9ja recent past presidents check some of those boxes.

–Be detribalized. (OBJ, Yaradua)
–use your kindsmen to set 1st example of punishment. (OBJ, with the Afolabi National ID saga, PMB half-heartedly with Dasuki although his is vendetta driven)
–State your priorities before assumption.(All 9ja leaders do this but fulfilling the priorities becomes the problem once they get sworn in)
–Be FAIR and Firm at the same time. (OBJ, Yaradua)
–Never Challenge your God to a Fight. (Don't get what you mean by this)
–Make Every Nigerian Feel important. (None)
–Make them feel like 1st class citizens. (None)
–Defend every Nigerian Tribe abroad. (OBJ)
–Involve Women. (OBJ, Yaradua, GEJ)
–involve Technocrats. (OBJ, Yaradua, GEJ)
–be ready for criticisms whether Destructive or healthy. (None)
–Never politicise appointments.(OBJ)
–Never condone Corruption.OBJ half heartedly, ditto PMB who is worse)
–Use the untouchables to set examples(OBJ)
–The death of any Nigerian, should weaken you.(None)
–deceive every Nigerian with good, quality projects.(None)
–then WORK, WORK, WORK.(None, cos all they ever think of is to loot, loot and loot)

Finally, they will.likely not let you get there if you pack 80% of these qualities.

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