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Romance › Re: What Will Be Your Reply If Your Ex Text You This? by ceaser: 11:43am On Dec 20, 2016

Romance › Re: What Will Be Your Reply If Your Ex Text You This? by ceaser: 11:41am On Dec 20, 2016*

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Crime › Re: Man Arrested After A Lady He Took Out, Died During Sex by ceaser: 6:45pm On Dec 19, 2016

Nathan2016:
I seriously dont understand what is it with people and SEX..I mean once a week is good or once in two weeks but some olodo will be having it dialy and randomly

Poor dude you are. How can you as a young and virile married guy having your sweetheart around you every minute only think about getting down once forthnightly? That's abnormal if you ask me. It can be termed low s3x drive and can be a pathological manifestation of some psychological or somatic/somatosensory illnesses.

Ever heard of "adequate s3xual exposure" in medical parlance?

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by ceaser: 12:38pm On Dec 10, 2016

justi4jesu:
You don't need vpn to own a payoneer account. Just go to www.payoneer.com, Register by inputting all your personal data and Shipping address in Nigeria with a P.O Box and your card will be sent to you within 2 to 3weeks after your Payoneer profile has been approved.

As for Nigerian Paypal, it cannot receive funds, so I won't advice you to go the VPN route, except you want to dash them some money. Just leave those people for now oh. They have a very big hammer

Lol @ big hammer. Thanks a bunch.

Crime › Re: How I Was Set-up By My Neighbour by ceaser: 3:39pm On Dec 05, 2016

eledalo:
7Alexander:
so I handed over my ATM card to Sandra and gave her the PIN

No offence, but it was from this line I know you are a fool, and I feel bad for anyone who knows you because you are a brainless liability.

Don't ever call lalasticlala for this kind of thread again.

In fact your story is just stupid. You gave her your card and pin to pay for some items, then left to pick up some other items. So you would still have to collect your Atm card and join the line in order to pay for the new items. Then what was the point of giving her the card and pin. You'd still have to use it for your new items.

If this story is real, then you are the dumbest person on nairaland.
If it is not, then you are the dumbest person on nairaland.

Tosyne2much: 10 reasons why Sandra should rob 7Alexander again

You can make your points without hurling insults. I won't call the OP unwise. In fact I'd rather assume he wanted to know if that lady can be trusted. He knows what he is doing and that informs his decision to change his PIN before dusk - a smart move if you ask me.

The lady is a fool that cannot be trusted with friendship. The more reason why she'd rather move with robbers and petty thieves than straight and honest guys. A strong bond could be formed from the association between the two, ain't nothing wrong with that. But she thought the guy was a fool by entrusting her with a debit card and the details. She failed the test of trust.

The OP should be wary of her. She may still connive with her cohorts to visit you at home and dispossess you of your belongings. Steer clear of her. Let things stop at acquaintanceship and never let your guard down. Report her ti the authorities? You may need to shelve that idea because justice will not be served. The police will compromise you and whatever evidences you have and these may give those truants the impetus to come for a revenge.

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Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Drinking Satchet Water. Photo Goes Viral by ceaser: 9:59am On Nov 19, 2016

mazimee:
Another milo and flying akara stunt I don't blame you guys, Nigerians are gullible so this one will sell.

Maybe only to a few. Majority of Nigerians remember his corrupt past, his history of corruprion will haunt him

Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Deletes His Post About US Election On Facebook by ceaser: 6:39am On Nov 10, 2016

OJUcrook:
Nigerian Pastors and fake prophecies be like.

Epic @ Ojukwu's picture. So we now have a man of our own to showcase (in falz's voice) our point. This is indeed home grown, locally manufactured. No more importing Zuma from South Africa.

#UseNigerianGrowTheNaira

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Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by ceaser: 2:13am On Nov 10, 2016

dragnet:
why not just get yours?

Okay @dragnet. Would like some tutoring on either payoneer or paypal. I want to own one that can receive funds. However i don't like the hassle of using vpns to hide my location (Nigeria) and all that. What's your advice?

Business › Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by ceaser: 9:51am On Nov 08, 2016

Vanney1:
Pls can someone help me to track my parcel from China post mall RH314673892CN

This is what is showing and I don't understand

Is your delivery address in Nigeria? Cos if it is not so, apparently from the tracking information, it appears the item was sent to and already delivered to an address in Brussels since 2nd of June.

"BE" as destination country appears to be Belgium. Nigeria is usually "NGLOS". Please get in touch with your seller to be certain on the information he gave you concerning your order.

@Vanney1, forgive my late reply.

Properties › Re: Supreme Court Upholds Right Of Female Child To Inherit Properties In Igboland by ceaser: 4:51am On Oct 25, 2016

Ugosample:
Oga, don't be mischievous, deep within you, you know this is true.

I know plenty cases in my village and other places, and real life experiences.

Seriously I think some women right activists should rise up and fight against this weird idea of the widow sleeping with the corpse for three days, bathing it and the grossest part: Drinking up that water. They may win this in court also.

Although they may leave out the shaving part and wearing of sackcloth and dark cloths as a sign of mourning. Those two are not gross and doing them means the widow showing respect and love for the deceased spouse.

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by ceaser: 4:23am On Oct 25, 2016

Trying to use GTB naira debit card yesterday evening, here's what I got. Does that imply GTB had discontinued international transactions on their cards?

If yes, please does Ecobank or Heritage still allow that shyte on their own cards?

Family › Re: Bride-to-be, Mother Were Buried On Her Wedding Day (photos) by ceaser: 3:03am On Oct 24, 2016

12inchDickson:
telling her about the burning sensation in D Tommy , even while attending to me she was busy with her android like Wtf!!

Maybe she was trying to be clear about some fuzzy areas in management plan of your case by consulting her resources on the phone. Doctors are not superhumans, so it is not against the rules to quickly consult resources to jog the memories when unsure about a patient's ailment. You are also allowed to consult with other colleagues.

But seriously speaking, at that point, you have every right to call her attention to the fact that she is being negligent in her service rendering to a client. She should give you all her attention, not chatting on whatsapp. I'm sure she will have apologised to you and do the right thing. When seeing a patient, the caregiver should take an excuse from him/her if there is need to pick important calls and apologise soon after ending the call. Social courtesy demands that. I also don't subscribe patients making unnecessary calls or shouting on top of their voices into the phone when with their physician.

UCH I think, recently released an internal memo to the effect that her staff desist from picking/making calls when their full attention should be on the patient. Only exception given is if the call is important that it can't wait or from spouse, even then you have to finish the call as soon as possible.

Family › Re: Bride-to-be, Mother Were Buried On Her Wedding Day (photos) by ceaser: 10:59am On Oct 23, 2016

figure007:
honestly I dont anyone will have emergency health issue because our nurses and doctors are heartless ...such can't happen in some countries .... expecially our nurses and the most heartless pple ..if you've been to hospital you will understand

The patients have every right to take up a case against those doctors for negligence and the MDCN will arbitrate appropriately. The doctor may be sanctioned or even have their licence withdrawn. That is one side to it which is desirable but may amount to injustice in the present state of things in this country.

Now the other side to it, and the reason for the above. I narrate this as an eyewitness: Relatives brought in a patient involved in a bike accident. Mildly severe injuries which were taken care of by prompt first aid treatment. Patient was stabilized but as SOP, he is to be placed under observation for some hours while some investigations will also be done. 2 hours after, the relatives insisted they won't continue with treatment since their brother is apparently out of danger's way. That is a Discharge Against Medical Advice, a legal document which they were willing to sign.

Alright then, pay the bills while that process is ongoing and all hell was let lose. Dang! They accessed healthcare but wouldn't pay. The doctor tried to cautiously resist them from forcing the patient down from the bed. About four hefty men pounced on the doctor beating him mercilessly. He was overpowered and those people went away with their brother leaving the caregiver bleeding from a gash on his forehead that required about 10 stitches.

That's assault. The police was informed, so also was the health management board. The former merely asked for statements and 2000 naira to open case file and of course arrested the assaulters while the latter merely said "sorry" to the guy. The case would have gained much traction had they stepped in for the injured doctor as the employer. Less than 12 hours after, the police freed culprits and case closed.

Some kilometers away in another facility, patient relatives mobbed an overworked pregnant nurse for trivial issues of leaving their stable patient to cater to another emergency accident victim who was just brought into the facility. She bled and lost her 6 month old pregnancy.

Sad part: No one, no system to protect these caregivers are in place. So at times, I have no strong reasons to condemn their lack of impetus and drive.

It's a systemic rot. Once the system is in place to address issues the proper way, both the caregivers and the patients or their relatives will fall in line.

Family › Re: Bride-to-be, Mother Were Buried On Her Wedding Day (photos) by ceaser: 10:18am On Oct 23, 2016

12inchDickson:
This is sad and am weeping........ Some medical practitioners are evil, that's aw one stupid female lesbian doctor prescribed Paracetamol and b. Complex after I complained of ulcer nd feverishness... Awon were may God punish dem all

You can't complain of ulcer. Rather you may complain of tummy pain/discomfort, which could be caused by a thousand and one things. It is left to the discretion of the physician to determine the likely cause of your discomfort/pain and that is when your "ulcer" may be arrived at. Although your suggestion to her as a "known PUD" patient may serve as a guide, but you don't have to out rightly make the diagnosis for the caregiver, else you could have been proficient enough to prescribe the treatments for yourself, precluding the need to visit the hospital.

Not holding brief for her, but with those facts in mind, you'll subsequently likely have better approach and opinion of your caregivers.

Crime › Re: Man Found Dead In Delta Hotel After Demanding Sex From Customer by ceaser: 8:52am On Oct 23, 2016*

kevoh:
ok, so the young lady just happened to be carrying poison upandan abi? And she was crying after the guy passed away? Does that make sense at all. How can someone who's smart enough to spike the greedy pig's drink not be smart enough to escape without drawing attention to herself? So many questions people are not asking!

My take: The greedy pig probably slumped and died during the sexual romp. Sex is a form of cardio exercise and the greedy pig's heart couldn't take it. An autopsy will be needed to conclude on the matter.

You thought and inferred well. He must have expected that encounter with much exhilarating anticipation and planned that the romp will be a memorable one.

Few days ago, I read a NLer's submission of concocting aphrodisiac with 600mg Diclofenac, black horse (an energy drink I presume) and some other stuffs I can't recollect. Diclofenac comes in 50mg caplets. You can't go beyond 100mg b.d in standard setting. 600mg of diclofenac is akin to saying that you'd take 12 tablets of Panadol at a go (using the more common Panadol as an example). You'd neither be tired nor feel pain from the romps of marathon s3x, yes. But the downside is your heart is being overworked. Because you can't have enough rest in-between rounds, oxygenation is sub optimal, adequate perfusion gets compromised. Eventually cardiac embarrassment is inevitable.

A thorough post mortem will definitely suggest a cardiac arrest.

Celebrities › Re: Laide Bakare Licks Her Son's Lips, Fans Slam Her [PICS] by ceaser: 5:25am On Oct 22, 2016

sylvar02:
Nigerians and mumu mumu comment ;/ ;/ ;/

Moods no go ever mind their own business!!!

Meanwhile this Adekunle Gold and Simi picture Don gimme hope tire today... make you self look

But the guy still no worwor reach Oshiomole na, yet the man gat himself a beauty pageant.

But wait o, you mean to say you worwor pass Oshio? Eeya. God is your strength and as they say, the beauty is in the eyes of the "beer-holder"

Politics › Re: "Buhari Asks BBC Not To Air Aisha Buhari's Explosive Interview On Saturday" - SR by ceaser: 8:51am On Oct 13, 2016

dunkem21:
Seunmsg, what will it benefit you guys to embarrass the President?

How could SR put words into our first lady's mouth in that she is referring to Daura and Kyari?

She may not directly mention Daura or Kyari. She may not even have them in mind for the entirety of the interview, having some other personalities in mind. Remember she mentioned GMB not well acquainted with most of the personalities that make up his cabinet.

But one thing is sure: She has openly voiced her bottled up disapproval of her husband's trusted friends, who for all you care may not even care about protecting GMB's reputation. She has refused to align with "kitchen cabinetting" unlike most first ladies in history and she has indicated that full loyalty (not partial) is what she will encourage the president to show to 15milluon supporters and the party structure.

Car Talk › Re: How Do I Know That My Car Is Due For Oil Change? by ceaser: 7:10am On Oct 12, 2016

LOVEGINO:
I no even remember when I change oil. Since vapour still dey comot for exhaust, na to dey fire dey go

Okay o. I sorry you heh. Even the 99 primera still dey comot vapour and water for exhaust. That no mean say the engine new.

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Car Talk › Re: How Do I Know That My Car Is Due For Oil Change? by ceaser: 6:44am On Oct 12, 2016*

Okay. Here is what I do.

For the first picture, a 99 primera that is no more as good as new, I carefully write down the trip A computer value at each oil change on a strip of paper and tape it on the door rim beside the driver's dash. I am to change the oil at the next 5000kms.

For the other two rides, more recent and as good as new, I learnt how to reset the last oil change value on the trip A computer and have it reset to zero at each oil change. When it is nearing or clocks 3000 miles, it's due for oil change. If the mechanic doing the oil change is versed in doing the reset I ask him to but if not, I do it myself.

RX300 Trip A: 1515.4 miles
RX330 Trip A: 2958.0 miles

Both will undergo oil change when reading clocks 3000 miles.

Politics › Re: DSS Crackdown: Judgements That Landed Judges In Trouble by ceaser: 5:54am On Oct 12, 2016

yjgm:
BASIC GUIDE TO ARGUING EITHER IN FAVOUR OR AGAINST THE RECENT ARRESTS OF SOME JUDICIAL OFFICERS BY THE DSS.
Before you argue either in favour of the recent arrests of some judicial officers by the DSS, it is important that most of you know the following facts. They will guide you to argue intelligently and intelligibly. This is my part of contribution to the change agenda.
1. No judicial officer has immunity against, arrest, search, investigation and/or prosecution in respect of an allegation of crime.
2. The National Judicial Commission (NJC) is responsible for the appointment, discipline/punishment of judicial officers only in respect of breach of judicial ethics, and not crime.
3. Even where a judicial officer has been sanctioned by the NJC for any misconduct, the state still reserves the right to prosecute the erring officer if his misconduct amounts to a crime.
4. The Administration of Criminal Justice Act (2015) is the procedural law that guides the activities of all federal investigating and prosecutorial agencies like the police, EFCC, ICPC, DSSS,etc., as well as the Federal High Court, High Court of the FCT, National Industrial Court, Code of Conduct Tribunal, etc.
5. Any action taken by any prosecutorial agency either during investigation or prosecution must be in line with the ACJA
4. Under the ACJA, there is no time limit or time frame when a person can be arrested. There is no day that a person cannot be arrested.
5. Sections 12 (2) & 13 ACJA give a law officer the power to break into and out of any house for the purpose of arresting a suspect who fails to let the arresting officer in.
6. Section 43 (1) ACJA states: "A warrant of arrest may be executed on any day, including a Sunday or public holiday."
7. The person arresting may not necessarily be the person to prosecute. A private person may arrest a suspect and hand him over to a prosecuting authority(Section 23 ACJA).
8. A person may be arrested notwithstanding that the person arresting him is not in possession of an arrest warrant on demand, but can show the warrant as soon as practicable. Section 44 ACJA.
9. "A warrant of arrest issued by a Federal High Court sitting anywhere may be executed in any part of Nigeria." Section 47 (1) ACJA.
10. A search warrant can be executed by anyone to whom it is directed (Section 147 ACJA).
11. "A search warrant may be issued and executed at any time on any day, including a Sunday or public holiday."(Section 148).
12. Apart from the President, vice president, Governor and a Deputy Governor, no other person has immunity from arrest and/or prosecution.
9/10/16

Noted.

Politics › Re: Nigerians Condemn Nba’s Threat Over Judges’ Arrest by ceaser: 6:57am On Oct 11, 2016

koboko69:
Dundee, U don't even make one single sense. This is a case about corrupt judges and not a case about all judges, so definitely all judges cant be arrested.

Bribery is a criminal offence, hence can be investigated by any security agency, weather u are a lawyer, a judge, a military officer,or whatever.

Like hell he will stand by his ilk. He just confessed he is a member of the NBA. So let's ask him: What was the recommendation of the CJN panel on the two judges convicted of bribery? One was asked to be dismissed and return 200 million naira in instalments. Another two were given retirement with full retirement benefits; with established, incontrovertible facts of bribery and corruption. WTF!

So dude should show us the deterrent in that NJC recommendations. If i am a judge in the future, there is no reason for me not to try my luv too since the NJC will be trivial in their judgement.

Now in medical world in Nigeria, disciplinary actions bordering on doctors' medical malpractice are carried out by the MDCN. They appropriate and deliver jidgements and recommendations ranging from heavy fines (malpractice fines in favour of the aggrieved) to suspension from practice to outright seizure of practicing licence. If the crime is seen as one against the state (endangering the security of the country), they can further recommend a court of competent jurisdiction to carry out trial with the aim of a jail term. An aggrieved patient who is also not satisfied with the MDCN ruling may approached a civil court for redress.

A doctor that aligns with a terrorist organisation will likely have his case tried by a court compared to malpractice which is within the jurisdiction of the MDCN.

I see collection of bribes from international companies by judges costing billions of dollars in losses to the country as terrorism that could appropriately be tried by a state organ different from the NJC. The latter can appropriately dismiss its judges accused of wrongdoing and make recommendations, but the state organ takes it up from there if such requires pronouncement of a jail term.

Politics › Re: Helen Ogunleye Arrested By EFCC by ceaser: 6:34am On Oct 11, 2016

Ngokafor:
....Story for the press!!....but you all support tinubu,fashola and co each time their names are mentioned for corruption..

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Err, you are very wrong. And you seem not to get the gist, all due to your futile attempt at making everyone believe the the contrary. So I put these to you:

*How has the Yorubas supported Fásholá? Matter of fact, they are a little disappointed he had to be amongst the ministerial nominees when they were announced.

*Who has recently been in the forefront of pleading with Yorubas to support Tínubú? Oh yes, Fáyòsé the adopted son of one other ethnicity.

Believe me, if incontrovertible evidences of wrongdoing are pulled up against BAT today, it is OYO for him. To the sincere and realist, if you do the crime, then by all means get ready to do the time. Humanity first. To hell will ethnicity or religion.

Politics › Re: Helen Ogunleye Arrested By EFCC by ceaser: 5:54am On Oct 11, 2016

caprini1:
To me ,this is just a distraction from the main issues,there is 100℅ corruption in every single arm of the government,and if one should be purged ,so must all of them.

Am not carried away one bit,by all this.Senators and reps are still getting paid for doing nothing,law enforcement officers still harass people for bribes,customs still cut deals with importers,immigrations still collect money before passports are stamped etc.

When we see true fights against corruption , we will know.

The civil service forms the larger part of corruption in the country. I am hopeful the searchlight will soon be beamed onto that sector. The judiciary that will do the sentencing is undergoing some purge.

Politics › Re: Helen Ogunleye Arrested By EFCC by ceaser: 5:51am On Oct 11, 2016

badoh:
One thing I like about we Yoruba's is that we never encourage corruption to the extent of supporting a thief. It's a dent on a family name when a member of a family is accused of robbery,kidnapping or corruption. That is why when obasanjo put some Yoruba men accused of embezzling govt funds in prison, the Yoruba never took offence. How could some people be embezzling billions and majority will be wallowing in poverty. Let us be united in the fight against corruption. Those that were accused should be brought to justice without fear or favour be it southerner or westerner.

Gbam! Your head dey dia.

Properties › Re: Supreme Court Upholds Right Of Female Child To Inherit Properties In Igboland by ceaser: 9:41am On Oct 09, 2016

OILSOUP:

No, bold people like us, force everybody on the right path. As long as they have us, we will get there.

Even Igbo women dont want their father property wen they can have a mumu yoruba retard like u, property.

My property goes to my wife and from her automatically to our sons and if we have none, my daughters but our ancestral land/property goes to my brother or next of kin.

But is your legally married wife not reasonably supposed to be your next of kin? At least she will have some right over the ancestral lands that way.

But man, you're simply what describes evil, malice and hatred.

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Properties › Re: Supreme Court Upholds Right Of Female Child To Inherit Properties In Igboland by ceaser: 8:56am On Oct 09, 2016

afanide:
Thank God i am getting married to an Igbo girl .....

Chimooo. Chai! See gold digger o.

Politics › Re: Photos Of Damaged Doors As DSS Attempted To Arrest Judges by ceaser: 8:26am On Oct 09, 2016

oribi:
waking up to such news bring tears to my eyes i really lack words to say.This can't happen in a sane country NEVER

They did not act without warrants. And going by your assumption, wanton looting of citizens' common patrimony, bribery and corruption by a few elite I'd supposed to happen in a sane country, right?

Politics › Re: Photos Of Damaged Doors As DSS Attempted To Arrest Judges by ceaser: 8:23am On Oct 09, 2016

Vatsyayana:
Ethnocentric bigots everywhere! The south-westerners are more educated than all this bull crap that is being bandied around. When judge is being sworn in he refuses to be igbo or hausa, he becomes a tribaless being and gives judgement according to good conscience and equity. But when a judge begins to travel to Dubai to receive bribes, to pervert the course of justice. He ought to be burnt alive like badoo of Ikorodu & Alhaji gay of Agege!

Even if na my uncle, so far he is guilty if the charges, I do not care if he is sentenced to death for his crimes that must have cost the lives of million others. We should live above ethnicity and religious bigotry.

You should read the story of how they stood against the dss when they wanted to arrest Ibori until the latter found a way to sneak outta the country. Thank God for the UK that took up the fight on behalf of the helpless Nigerian, of which these ones supporting the corrupt judges are part.

Politics › Re: Photos Of Damaged Doors As DSS Attempted To Arrest Judges by ceaser: 8:05am On Oct 09, 2016

DammyGbade:
PDP judges need to be get rid of... Still waiting for those corrupt ECOWAS Judges to be picked.

The ECOWAS judgement is at best advisory. They cannot upturn a judgement already made by a Nigerian court of competent jurisdiction that made convictions according to our constitution.

Politics › Re: Photos Of Damaged Doors As DSS Attempted To Arrest Judges by ceaser: 7:53am On Oct 09, 2016

Progressive01:
Looks pretty much in good shape to me. Wish they used a big ol wrecking ball to demolish the damn building and smoke the rat out of its hole.

I remember all the Police and DSS did under the ineffectual buffoon and how the spiteful Ugandan molluscs hailed them no end, and wish I could be made the DG for just one day.

Corruption must be rooted out of the judiciary by any means necessary. Any idiot who doesn't like it can go to hell in ten different ways.

Ps:

I see some flattie saying only southern judges were arrested:

Here's from VANGUARD:
iPod yewts and lies are inseparable.

More like iPod newts

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Politics › Re: Photos Of Damaged Doors As DSS Attempted To Arrest Judges by ceaser: 7:45am On Oct 09, 2016

hucienda:
Wow.

Imagine say President Obama of the Executive through the CIA and FBI ordering the 1am break-in and forceful arrest of Chief Justice Roberts of another independent arm of government, the Judiciary. hehehe ... you just have to give it to Buhari.

All southerners.

So Buhari is saying only southern judges are corrupt? hehehe.

Any southerner who voted in this bigot and tribalist-in-chief as president needs to give him/herself a high-five. You just showed yourself as a fool.

" ... No be outside Buhari dey. Craze world.
Na craze man be dat. Animal in craze man skin. Craze world ... "

- Fela Kuti | Beasts of No Nation

Gestapo-style Democrazy.

Heil Buhari! Sai Baba!

What do you keep saying about Dasuki that he arrested? Oh, he is being held against the proper "rule of law" is what you keep wailing. Perhaps you choose to be blind to this fact: Dasuki is Hausa. Not Southerner or Easterner.

Romance › Re: Photo Of A Man Kissing A Mannequin In A Boutique by ceaser: 8:46am On Oct 08, 2016

omoikea:
there is a word for it- Agalmatophilia

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