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PoliticsRe: CAN Suspends Sunday Congo For Congratulating Pantami by ceaser:
Congratulating a self professed terrorist? Someone that confessed on TV that he is happy when your own people (maliciously tagged infidels) are being murdered by Moslems according to their sixth tenet of faith?

If the one true God isn't merciful and wasn't so slow to anger, he would have struck you with thunder even before CAN considers the idea of firing you.

An act of gross irresponsibility coming from that Gombe man, coupled with the fact that the "professorship" tag given to pantami was not deserved but a fake one. Perhaps this CAN man is a closet islamist more so that he is from the North, but is a spy and just using the CAN tag to fool people.

vedaxcool:
grin CAN extremist from the south sanctioning a moderate in the North. A. Advantage of living in a multi religious society like Gombe is that you are less prone to using hatred as the basis for interacting with people.
You see that your polythesistic society like Gombe that you are happy about is on the list of places Islamists have promised to overrun and impelement full shariah there. They are currently on southern Kaduna, to kill those that refuse to submit to Islam or drive them away from their land. Once they are through with Southern Kaduna and Borno, next in line is your Gombe.

So keep praising them, except of course you are a hard core islamist extremist yourself.
PoliticsRe: Oyo, Bauchi, Enugu Governors’ Defection Underway - Fani-Kayode On Joining APC by ceaser: 5:28am On Sep 17, 2021
I think Nigerians should work towards massively voting in a new party different from PDP or APC so as to render these current evil pwople irrelevant in the scheme of things. That is if an election will take place though or if there will still be the entity called Nigeria by 2023.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 3:06am On Sep 16, 2021
Now This

Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 1:52am On Sep 16, 2021
dessz:
Guys abeg my parcel just turned to combined delivery? And now the shipping number starts with NG and ends with R.. Is this a good thing or am I screwed ?
You should be glad. Combined delivery on speedaf (NG tracking number) is what everyone here seriously covets, as opposed to combined delivery on anything NIPOST. That's like getting two great services in one.

I've a combined delivery on Singapore (RB tracking number) that has stayed on "departed country of origin" status for more than two weeks now. In that same period, three items on speedaf and Cainiao (L00... tracking number) were shipped and have both been delivered.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 1:47am On Sep 16, 2021
KnowledgeIsPawa:
Only founded in 2019 and delayed by Covid-19, Speedaf ships only from China to emerging markets, including Nigeria which is fast becoming their biggest market. The Alibaba Group which owns the aliexpress own a good chunk of Speedaf. Hence,expect the carriage of heavy items as they strengthen out logistics capabilities in Nigeria. If you visit some of their offices, you will know that they are still trying to put things in place.
Thanks.

I was opportuned to visit their office in my district when the building they use was just being rehabilitated. The painting, plastering and furnishings were just being carried out.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser:
TheLoneCitizen:
Thank you. Please is there anyone I can order through?
Order through someone, you say?

Well, I believe the whole idea of this thread is to encourage guys to DIY importation. The only place there seem to be a challenge is the limit on Nigerian debit cards pegged at 100usd which is a recent thing. That is the place you may want to employ the services of a 3rd party that has capacity to go beyond the limit to help you pay. But even then this is not so advisable because of fraudsters all over the place. And there are ways you can go around the 100usd limit by reaching an agreement with the seller, something which has been discussed several times here.

KnowledgeIsPawa:
Duties are different. They are the only cost you need to pay when your item arrives. But most Nigerians don't know that according to the law, they is a minimum limit for duties. In Nigeria, you are not supposed to pay duties for items less than N50, 000. For example, in the United States, it is $800. No one should be charging you handling charges. But the only way to stop it would be for someone to sue NIPOST. But who sues someone because they don't want to pay N200 for an item they are excited to receive? They know that. And they are an organ of government.
Knowledge is power indeed, as your handler emphasises.

So does this imply that if I buy heavy items that costs less than 50k (that costs 49k maybe), DHL or most especially UPS (FedEx has been quite reasonable and has never sent me such mails) or all those other yẹ̀yẹ́ expedited shipping companies are not supposed to send me message to pay duty into their account? UPS usually send a breakdown of all charges to my email.

KnowledgeIsPawa:
The Nigerian franchise wouldn't want to lose their business with aliexpress. They actually only deliver items below the threshold of duties. So, no money should exchange hands.
And does this also imply that any item, no matter how big it is, that will attract duty is not channeled thru Speedaf?

Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 7:51pm On Sep 15, 2021
kiekie1:
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We also buy off scrap/dead deep cycle batteries from any state to Lagos (Terms & Condition applies) .

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12v 100a.......N8,500
2v 500a ......N5,500

If outside Lagos state , send the scrap batteries to your nearby Lagos park & get your payment alert immediately after confirmatory remarks from me with the transport company manager / secretary or driver ..

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PoliticsRe: Bandits, Terrorists Occupy 1,129 Square Kilometers Of Forest Reserves In Nigeria by ceaser: 11:10am On Sep 15, 2021
Buhari invited these people into the country. The confession by the Fulanis was that they were invited pre-2015 elections to help dislodge GEJ in case he refuses to acknowledge defeat. Shockingly he did and so those mercenaries ended up being of no use to Buhari.

However they already had eyes for the prize money and since the government wasn't willing to give 'em money for no job done, the next best thing was to get it out of the citizens. So they occupied the forests and began operating a syndicate of abductions for ransom , robbery and terrorism. This is the more reason they had such temerity to do it and reason the government had no courage to go after them probably until now that they started torching the abode and families of the elite.

It is sad that the average politician in this country and especially the Northerners take selfish decisions that always set this country backwards several years. Even though the military too do not fare better in governance, however having a pact with terrorists and bandits like Buhari did is one thing they will never do. That is why Abacha as terrible as he was will never give insurgency a day to thrive. This is conveyed in his personal statement where he said that if insurgency lasts more than 24 hours, the government has a hand in it.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser:
Horladayod1:
One of my Speedaf packages just got cleared from Customs since 9th. It has been dispatched. You might want to check yours too if it was previously stuck at "Customs Clearance".

Note that it was my package with NG******R that just got cleared. The NG*****O one is still being cleared.
Is this package quite a big one? Cos I've never seen customs disturbing themselves over small items and still keep it for days on end. It's unusual.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 10:45am On Sep 15, 2021
Globalhustler:
I'm finding it difficult to track my order with track no NGxxxx on track24. It's telling me invalid tracking no.
Track this on Cainiao website (while it is outside Nigeria) and then on Speedaf website (by the time it gets into Nigeria)

I can't recall the websites, but it be worth it if you google the links for the two shippers.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser:
slimmiee:
Thanks for assisting. I used track24.net and this is what I saw. What does failed delivery mean? They never contacted me for any delivery should I still wait a day or two?
This "failed delivery" does not mean the literal meaning. It simply implies that your parcel has arrived its last bust stop - the post office and already recorded in their database (they still use books and pen in this age of digital records)

So since they have not called you yet, I advice you just visit the post office that have been calling you for parcels before now.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 10:29am On Sep 15, 2021
Moneyboyz:
I ordered 5 items since the 27th of July, received 3 over a month ago and the last 2 are yet to arrive. What baffles me is that one of them shows arrived at destination country over a month ago I haven't received it. Tracking number starts with RU. Does this mean my package is lost or something fishy is going on, I'm very concerned cause it's very precious to me.
Go thru this comment.

https://www.nairaland.com/5266068/thread-only-aliexpress-shopper/592#105744541
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser:
TheLoneCitizen:
Thank you. So I should just let it go?
Assuming the item you intended to use it for is a few dollars, I'd had suggested you go along with using it so as to establish or do otherwise to those suspicions I raised.

But I will still suggest you ignore the first time user coupon, but use the discount coupon the seller offers. Also note that in the event of opening dispute, you will only be refunded the amount you paid (excluding the promo fees and shipping fees)
CrimeRe: Ex-Army Officer Arrested With ₦7.5 Million Worth Of Indian Hemp In Kaduna by ceaser: 10:16am On Sep 15, 2021
But this is not in Imo nau.

So why is the FG fixated on naming a place in the south as having greatest number of illicit drug users?
PoliticsRe: Ngige: Rising Unemployment Can Wipe Out Nigeria, Elite Unsafe by ceaser: 10:14am On Sep 15, 2021
Ngige, by the time "the purge - anarchy" starts in UAR, it will start from your head. I only pity your wife and your doctor daughter.
FashionRe: Fashion Or Madness? by ceaser: 10:09am On Sep 15, 2021
Madness (Insanity) 1.0

By the time she upgrades to version 2.0, she go don comot the brassiere.

Versjon 3.0, she go don comot the pant and throway the bags abd chains.

But where is hisbah nau? Okay they are busy with alcoholic beverages in the north.
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home: IPOB Looted Bread Van In Enugu & Set It On Fire by ceaser: 9:47am On Sep 15, 2021
The mainstream media is evidently trying as much as possible to pin all forms of disorderliness and destruction that now occurs in the south East on IPOB. This is definitely not unconnected with the Federal Government's propaganda efforts.

Indeed IPOB has been unreasonable in the way it handles a few of their agitations such that it pitched 'em on the wrong side of the people (not government), but that nonetheless rules out the complicity of the FG in many of the unrest and problems that have made these agitations fron the people to reach new heights.
PoliticsRe: Imo Is Capital Of Drug Abuse In Southern Nigeria –NDLEA by ceaser:
Accepted.

But why capitalising on the south when it is very evident that the most people that use all kinds of illicit drugs and even need it to drive their crimes of terrorism is the Northerners?

https://www.nairaland.com/6753791/ex-army-officer-arrested-7.5-million
PoliticsRe: Epileptic Power Supply: Nigeria To Partner Egypt On Electricity Generation by ceaser: 5:27am On Sep 15, 2021
I hope Buhari will not again say he needs to borrow another 5 trillion naira to fund this project. And I can bet one of my balls that he will include Niger Republic as a beneficiary. Transmission lines will be built to supply Niger Republic from this project.

He should kúkúma tell Nigerians that he has unofficially made Niger Republic - his country of origin - the 37th state of the federation. Such impeachcable and treasonable offence being freely committed by the Fulani president.

Buhari is an unrepentant borrower, a chronic debtor and impulsive imprudent.
PoliticsRe: FG Transmits Bills On Arms Control, Explosives To NASS by ceaser: 5:21am On Sep 15, 2021
Okay. But at least the South West can legislate to arm its WNSN with proper arms without the northern oligarchy crying foul.

And I also hope the rubber stamp Senate will ensure this bill also captures the armed marauding Fulani herdsmen from which Buhari originates from.
PoliticsRe: Maigari Dingyadi: Ex-EFCC Chair Magu Still On FG Payroll As Police Officer by ceaser: 5:12am On Sep 15, 2021
Fulanis on da beat.

When Obasanjo got EFCC's report on Afolabi's national ID card scam, he wasted no time instructing the agency to do their job and Afolabi (a high school senior to Obasanjo himself) was duly prosecuted and jailed.

You heard the latest about Abba Kyari, right? They are already perfecting moves to free the dude. The latest was that it is Buhari that will determine his fate.

Abeg, tell me. What right has Buhari ever done before in fighting corruption especially when it comes to his kinsmen or those that have decided to decamp to APC.

If he could raise Ganduje's hand in endorsement for a second term following an incontrovertible video evidence of dollar bribery, I don't see why he will believe Abba Kyari is guilty based on just an ordinary audio (phone) conversation.
CrimeRe: Vicious ISWAP Leader, Al-barnawi, Killed by ceaser: 4:54am On Sep 15, 2021
We’re not aware of his death – Military
• Situation dicey – Expert
See the military o. Same way you said you were not aware Shekau had been really killed that time and it turned out to be true. You had "killed him" about five times before then and he kept resurrecting. But when the more serious contender killed him for real, you claimed you aren't aware.

The same thing has happened with Al' Barnawi now. I guess Nigerians should wait for more serious news outlets and even the terrorists (bandits) themselves to make an official statement. Perhaps Gumi will even help us get the true state of events.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 4:20am On Sep 14, 2021
TheLoneCitizen:
Hello guys I want to ask some questions:

Also how many coupons can you use at a time?
As a first time customer, I know I'm getting a coupon, and the product itself has a discount coupon. Can I combine multiple coupons for one product?
Your first time user coupon should not be totally depended on in order to avoid dissapointment. AE themselves, not sellers, give the "first time user coupons". So in most cases when you use it, the seller may end up not shipping your item or the seller gives you a fake tracking number to mislead you that it was shipped. You will keep expecting something that isn't coming and being a first time user, they know that your inexperience will likely be tantamount to being unaware of the concepts of purchase protection, opening trade disputes and dispute resolutions and arbitrations; this means there are great chances the first time user will be a maga for their yahoo.

The item will not be shipped, it will never arrive, the purchase protection will run out and the seller still gets paid the item money.
RomanceRe: 24-year-old Man Finally Got Married To A 61-year-old Woman by ceaser: 3:54am On Sep 14, 2021
This one does not even qualify to be called a MILF. So this is most likely to be for her money. The dude will have some young blood around that fulfils the real fantasy.
PoliticsRe: Hisbah Seize Truck Of 3,600 Crates Of Beer In Kano by ceaser:
Na wa o.

I suppose there are 12 bottles of beer per crate. 3,600 crates gives 43,200 bottles. Let's assume it's 250 naira per bottle (I'm not sure of the price), that is 10.8 million naira. 7.5 percent VAT on that is like 810 thousand naira. Enough to pay the salaries of 27 teachers based on 30k minimum wage.

A paid worker is a happy worker. A happy worker is a productive worker. Each of these teachers would be able to dedicatively teach at least 30 students in each class making a total of 810 well groomed students with a secured future.

Can you people see the ripple effects of this folly?

But wait! According to NDLEA, which state has the highest consumption of hard drugs? Oh yeah, its a state in the North.
FamilyRe: Married Only: How Often Do You Ask Your Partner For Sex? by ceaser: 8:03pm On Sep 13, 2021
wunmi590:
You sound like a catholic..

Are you one? wink
No I'm not. But that is the only method I have mastered from day one. I didn't wanna expose my spouse to the untoward effects of OCPs (cos of her natural tendency to getting plumpy). IUCDs is also a no no cos I don't really like how the cord juts outta that place. Injectables, well those ones too have a way of disrupting the hormonal clock of select users. Bilateral Tubal Ligation is never something I will encourage for her, neither will I put myself under the knife for a vasectomy or any form of surgical male contraception.

I'm thinking some form of male medical contraception (using medications) may be considered though. That is just gaining traction and it will be after thorough researches into its safety or otherwise. Till then, withdrawal galore.

Disclaimer: For the readers here, my refusal for any form of medical or surgical contraception does not invalidate or negate the importance of these methods, neither does it emphasise that their use are dangerous to the health of the users. Everyone's system differs and many people are so lucky with using these things without any single adverse effects on their health - I envy such people, to be honest. You only need to visit your physician or reproductive health provider to know and work out which method is best for you. But by all means, good reproductive health is something that must be encouraged.
FamilyRe: Married Only: How Often Do You Ask Your Partner For Sex? by ceaser:
xjiggy:
I'm made to understand that biologically it is unhygienic to have sex during menstruation and culturally and spiritually it is abhorred/forbidden
How worse can unhygienic get between couples that have repeatedly had coitus thru most stages of the wife's genital secretion and probably even during pregnancy? Personally, I believe married couples should not be shy or repulsive of each other's body secretions, really.

I don't see much wrong with it if the couple agrees to have it especially the menses falls within the short period they get to see and already have pent up desires for each other after a long time of being apart; in instances when the couples work far away from each other. Some ladies have extended periods of 7 days, so do you think the spouse should now be limited to 21 days that is not even sure he is gonna see his wife before the following month.

It is also another way to get the worry of conception outta your mind. You'll enjoy it more since the problem of getting pregnant is out of the equation during the period. Definitely not the time when the bleeding is the most profuse and you get all the sheets stained which can be messy. But it can be done early or late into the period when the bleeding have significantly reduced.
FamilyRe: Married Only: How Often Do You Ask Your Partner For Sex? by ceaser: 7:20pm On Sep 13, 2021
wunmi590:
My wife is from a family of medical practitioners, she doesn't like it, she said it makes women get fat
Withdrawal method or billing'S method should be your choice then, cos the use of barrier methods like condom is a no no between married couples, I believe.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Reveals Why She Shared Pantami's Video by ceaser: 6:38pm On Sep 13, 2021
SuperNova33:
She should be our president for this ... she is a real woman, and speaking fearless truths.


She has won my respect.
Which president? She is a hypocrite.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Shares Video Of Pantami Crying During One Of His Sermons by ceaser: 6:22pm On Sep 13, 2021
That is the Garden we shall give as their own to those of Our servants who were devout,” read the reciter from Surah Maryam, Verse 63"

@the bolded. You will see that is why he is trying so much to be "devout" by doing the bidding of his god - terrorism and religious fanatism.

Crocodile tears. It's all taaquiya "religious lying to non islamists", which is allowed in Islam.

Even now Nigerians know that Aisha Buhari is a fraud. She was initially embittered, giving Nigerians the impression that she is different, because she wasn't allowed full freedom by the evil cabal. Now with her recent disclosures and actions, she doesn't seem different from the usual Nigerian first ladies.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 6:09pm On Sep 13, 2021
Cryptic007:
Zenith bank that doesn't work. The last time I tried, they removed my money from my account and payment wasn't successful. It took about 12 days for Zenith to refund me back my money. Try Gomoney or let's someone help you out with a virtual card
Just paid 10 usd with Zenith bank today. It was successful with no issues.
PoliticsRe: Lagos DPO's Missing Pistol: Police Release Lady, Removes DPO Over PUNCH's Report by ceaser: 2:00pm On Sep 13, 2021
Another careless man has fallen victim. At least he didn't lose his life like Chidimma did to the SuperTV boss.

So while there is still life for the man, there is still hope

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