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CareerRe: I Have A BSc Degree And Want To Join The Army by ceaser: 1:56pm On Sep 13, 2021
One most important thing that you need is certificate of state of origin declaring you as a Fulani. You also need to find some ways to learn Fulfulde as added advantage.

And hey, one other thing: ensure you change to a Muslim a D adopt a Muslim name.

Once all these are ready, you don't even need to do interview before your name will show up on the shortlisted candidafes' list.
PoliticsRe: Many Bandits Killed As They Flee Into Military Camp In Niger by ceaser:
Elliotwaveforec:
Buhari is a sad man now
Well, he sanctioned the army operations. So your observation is untrue. He will likely not have sanctioned the operations if he was going to be sad about the army winning, not minding the fact that it was overwhelming public and international outcry that made him to eventually take the positive step to hunt those guys down.

This however does not exonerate him from the nonsense land grabbing tactics - the latest being the just proposed National farms settlement - that he has been yapping about for 6 whole years now.



mfm04622:
He claims he live in Katsina. Not all Katsina has network locked down. Only in areas where there are bandits
Okay. That makes sense.

Kokaine:
bro I have the videos ooh.. You will run if you watch it. Soldiers are decimating the bandits alive. As in... Cutting hands, cutting legs cutting ears. Its not a video to watch abeg. Only vampires can watch it
Kokaine:
guy I get video evidence. If you see it you won't eat in days. They are killing them in a very unprofessional way. Savagery at its peak. Bro you better not watch those videos for your peace of mind. Even boko haram no do this one.
Can you guys upload it on your Google drive and share the link for us to download? It will save you the stress of sharing it on WhatsApp or Instagram or other SM which is not ideal.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 3:30pm On Sep 12, 2021
barlou:
Thanks for the helpful insight @ceaser. I'd be requesting for a full refund. My order is a Q30 headphone from Anker's official store and it comes with AESS free shipping.

My 75 days Buyer's Protection Period ends on September 29.

Please did you wait till after your buyer's protection period before you opened dispute and how long did it take before you got credited?
Because of the confusion with the tracking information getting stuck at "Arrived at destination", I tried to wait for sometime hoping that the status will change to "failed delivery" or at least I will get called by the PO. By then, the purchase protection was about to end. So I contacted the seller for 30 days extension while I weigh my options. When it didn't seem anything was coming thru, I asked for another 30 days, making 60 days extension which the seller again granted. During this period of the second extension, I decided to take him up on the status of the item, but he kept saying one useless statement: the logistics company is having some delay. Please item will soon be delivered".

Few days before the expiration of the second extension, I decided to open dispute. I wasn't so optimistic about winning the dispute though because the seller never mentioned that the item was returned to him and that fact was also not indicated in the tracking information. But I guess it was AliExpress that investigated and discovered that. All I did was to upload screenshots of the tracking and my conversations with the seller, giving my dispute reason as "item is in transit but purchase protection is running out".

As per the refund, it was on GTBank and I got credited within 3 working days of AE concluding the arbitration of the dispute. Though the official duration is usually 20 working days. Suffice it to say the arbitration by AE took an unusually long period, the lọngedt that I've ever experienced - almost 3 weeks.
RomanceRe: What Do Nigerian Women Think About Men Who Gifts Them Romantic Flowers? by ceaser:
Stingy. They think of 'em as unromantic, as a stingy morafcker.

They be like "shuo, oginni ne ime? Shey na flower I go chop? Àbí I resemble bee or goat for your eye?". And they go on "Abeg, abeg, abeg na money ego I need."
PoliticsRe: Kano Government Floats New Transport Authority by ceaser: 8:49am On Sep 11, 2021
These people don dey quick try to create businesses that will increase IGR and increase VAT accruabke to their state. He should begin to brainstorm on more ways to create investment and FDi in the state, not just spending money on Hisbah to keep destroying VATable items/businesses.

This is one benefit of fiscal federalism.
EducationRe: You’re Insincere, Deceptive, ASUU Tells FG by ceaser: 7:50am On Sep 11, 2021
I believe you jàre ASUU.

In any disagreement t between this current government and any individual or any trade union, I will choose to believe the rendition of the individual or union first. The government eill have to convince me that their own side of the story is the truth.

Imagine now that forensics have shown that the Nigerian military fired live bullets at #EndSars protesters, a truth that the government has suppressed for months.
HealthRe: Jubilee Syringe To Start Exportation To Germany by ceaser: 7:42am On Sep 11, 2021
It isn't a company owned by a Nigerian. But glad that it is in the south. That is more VAT for Akwa Ibom State.

With increasing and improving ease of businesses in the south, there will be influx of FDi into the place and that means increased employment opportunities, increased revenues and improved economy of the south.

I can't say the same for the North though because as at 2 days ago, Kano Hisbah still destroyed about 5000 bottles of beer. But I hope they too will soon look at how the real custodians of Islam (Saudi Arabia, UAE and Qatar) are doing their own stuff. But then, Northern Nigeria always likes to act hypocrytically holier than the holy, so I won't be surprised if they call Suadi and dem UAE the fake moslems.
PoliticsRe: Farooq Kperogi: Pantami’s Fake Professorship Joins Other Intellectual Frauds by ceaser:
Nigerians refuse to be fooled by that. They know it is Quota system professorship from day one.

A very weak strategy to justify his continued occupation of that NCC position as an an established, self-confessed terrorist sympathiser.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 9:49pm On Sep 10, 2021
barlou:
Hi Guys!

So I got an update that my parcel will be returned. I wasn't called or texted by the PO and everytime I reached out to them, they respond that they do not have record of my item.

Please do I open dispute now or wait till after 75 days?

Thank you
You see the problem with returned parcels due to "refusal of collection by recipient" (either deliberate refusal or assumed refusal) is that you get to forfeit the shipping amount when refund is made.

Check my screen shots below for the item that I eventually won the dispute for. The return wasn't my fault but that of NIPOST that failed to contact me since June that it arrived Nigeria.

ceaser:
Sorry guys. Your items may not get to you. Apparently I'm in this same shoes with an item that has reportedly "arrived at destination" since June. It didn't change to "failed delivery" as is usual with items tracking. Twice I have requested 30 days purchase protection from the seller because I don't even know if I'd win the dispute with that "Arrived destination" status. So two weeks ago, I sent my tracking number to the post woman that usually handles my orders to help follow this up. Till now I didn't get a headway feedback from her. So I decided to visit the post office myself 3 days ago.

I showed them the tracking number and the information about the logistics. They went thru their records for month of June and nothing of such was found. They eventually concluded that it didn't get to them and of course I couldn't argue that because the "failed delivery" status was absent.

Here is a screenshot of the tracking.
So thankfully I got a favourable arbitration for the two items in dispute - first a parcel that appear wasn't even shipped at all by the seller cos there was no tracking update and a second parcel that arrived since June but wasn't delivered to me and eventually AE claimed was returned even though the Post Office has no inkling of the eventual fate of that item when I made enquiries about it and even gave 'em the tracking number; such inefficient lot they are.

Unfortunately, the item that was returned means that I will forfeit the shipping fee while the cost price of the item will be refunded to me.

The refund is complete and my account got credited yesterday and today (for the two items); GTB

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Thanks Imo State People For Giving Him A Warm Reception by ceaser: 8:44pm On Sep 10, 2021
Which Imo people? Shey it is the Abokis they imported from Jos with three luxurious buses and wasted 700 million on àbí?

Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Babandede Retires As Immigration CG, Idris Isah Jere Now Acting CG by ceaser: 8:02pm On Sep 10, 2021
Oya. Fulani man replacement galore. Quota system replacement. Nepotistic "gorment"
PoliticsRe: Customs Intercepts Smuggled Arms, Military Uniforms, Cocaine, Bottles Of Codeine by ceaser: 5:17pm On Sep 10, 2021
These guys sha.

Check out the leaked names of confirmed bandits (terrorists), their organisations and some of the crimes the ones claimed to have been arrested committed.

Aren't they all Igbos, Yorùbás and Hausas? There seems to be no single Fulani in those names o. Àbí I lie?

CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Shades Tonto Dikeh Again Says "Deep In Your Heart You’re A Devil" by ceaser: 4:51pm On Sep 10, 2021
I feel that the two are not serious.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Shades Tonto Dikeh: "Aunty Drop Quote Weekly But Never Find Husband" by ceaser:
From these picture, I just wonder if bobsrisky shagging Tonto will be one fetish of the latter.

Something like a cross dresser in her gender shagging her as well. Maybe they did and had a fall out, reason for this sudden enmity.

PoliticsRe: VAT Collection: Appeal Court Orders Rivers, Lagos To Maintain Status Quo by ceaser: 4:05pm On Sep 10, 2021
Court of Appeal "in Abuja".

Clowns. How many times has the FG even obeyed court rulings?

Abeg Sanwó Olú and Wike should carry go. Nigerians are behind you. It's only Fulanis and parasites that will work against this.
PoliticsRe: FG Replies Afenifere, Says Farm Estates Not Ruga, Ranches by ceaser:
Farm estates o, Ruga o, farm settlements o, whatever names they tag it are not welcome in the South as long as it is being midwifed by the Fulani hedonistic government.

Before you say "Buhari why nau", he will have installed a Fulani to head it like he did all other FG institution and parastatal. Then that head will begin to employ and smuggle in other Fulanis in the giuse of bringing in people interested in doing businesses in the farming settlements.

Taqquiya is all they are good at. They can never be trusted with promises or anything honourable.
PoliticsRe: Buhari In Imo: ₦700m Wasted As Rented Crowd Refuses To Show Up - SR by ceaser: 8:40am On Sep 10, 2021
These people are even funny sef. If they can deny themselves daily bread for two days weekly in protest, you now think it is one useless meagre 5k that you will give them will make 'em to show up?

This is just the tip of the iceberg of what is to come in the next general elections down south.

Your 2k or 5k inducement for votes will no longer work.

As for those boys seen in the picture that came, find out if they are of Igbo extraction or Hausa-Fulanis. If they are Igbos, they should be declared persona non grata, their families should be excommunicated and banished from social interaction for the rest of their many generations. Let it be known in the stories and folk lores of how some families became estranged to their people for sabotaging the collective effort of their own.
PoliticsRe: VAT: Wike Started A Revolution, Restructuring Has Begun — Adegboruwa by ceaser: 7:15am On Sep 10, 2021
History will be kind to Wícked Wike for championing this cause.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Woman Sentenced To 10 Years For Trafficking Heroin In India by ceaser: 5:08am On Sep 10, 2021
In trying to double her hussle, she lost her original vision.
RomanceRe: Man Collapses And Dies After Seeing Sex Tape Of His Wife With Another Man by ceaser: 4:33pm On Sep 09, 2021
I know guys will move off to x*ideos to check Paa Agyei's profile to see what the videos are all about.
FamilyRe: Anthony Chijioke: Dr. Ozuzu George Davidson Slept With My Wife (Photos) by ceaser:
The hen should not be feasting on each other's guts. It's an abomination and betrayal. Single ladies yapa for any guy to play around with if he must. But people I detest are those with fetishes for married women who are still married to their husbands. I mean that is a huge disrespect for the man.

And all betrayers end up six underground.

saphiere:
See how he is cuddling somebody's wife.

I fear who no fear human beings with electric poles in between their legs.

The first two pics is the ediot with another man's wife.

The last two pics is the husband and his wife.


Lalasticlala
So what part did the lady play? Or is she just a statue that does not know when she was kissing and sleeping for weeks with another man different from her husband?

What you fail to acknowledge is that the woman is always the one that brings enmity between best of friends. And how do they achieve that? This is one of the ways they do it.
PoliticsRe: Open Grazing Ban: Lagos Proposes 21-Year Jail Term For Armed Herders by ceaser: 9:31pm On Sep 07, 2021
Lagos and Rivers states giving the Fulanis sleepless nights.
PoliticsRe: Bashir Magashi: Bandits Becoming A Nuisance, Nigerians Believe We're Incapable by ceaser: 9:20pm On Sep 07, 2021
Nigerians do not only BELIEVE you're incapable. They KNOW that you are incapable.

Terrorists (Bandits) are having a swell time and you lots are making light of it, it's your funeral if you don't know already.
Foreign AffairsRe: Justin Trudeau Pelted With Gravel During Campaign Trail In Ontario by ceaser: 8:13pm On Sep 07, 2021
Please Imo people should remember to pelt one mannequin like that with concrete blocks when he comes. At least if the DSS won't allow you to pelt the guy, you can direct the blocks to Hope Uzo, his host.

Thank you in advance as I look forward to reading the breaking news in the dailies.
FamilyRe: My Husband Lasts Only 2 Minutes In Bed - Housewife Seeks Divorce by ceaser: 7:55pm On Sep 07, 2021
Some will still complain that 30 minutes is such a long time because they are already feeling so much discomfort and pain right there.

So what exactly do women want?
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 11:03am On Sep 07, 2021
aieromon:
I visited the Speedaf office to pick up my package. As explained by the rep, the owners of packages whose tracking numbers end with O (Cainiao Economy) will have to visit their office for pickup henceforth within 7 days of notification. On the other hand, owners of packages whose tracking numbers end with R (AE Standard Shipping) are eligible for home delivery.
Okay. Thanks for this invaluable information. Didn't know this. Although I prefer going to get all my packages myself from their office irrespective of the status.
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael & Chizzy Alichi Fight Over "A Woman Being King Of Boys" by ceaser: 12:25pm On Sep 06, 2021
This Zubby should shut his trap. That movie was a huge success. If he has anything against it he should go and make his own movie using the male as King of boys.

There is a reason why the English language accommodates calling females as actors, no longer going for the less common term "actress". It has nothing to do with feminism but figurative use and with the continouos evolution English undergoes.

By the way I wish there will be an immediate sequel to this series. This limited series is too short. I want to know how that Reminisce King eventually died after four years. The guy don already give one babe like that belle against the warning by the pantheon of the gods.

I also like the way Aare was taken out by that sexy nurse assassin grinding him on the sick bed whereas na style she dey take strangulate him cheesy
HealthRe: 5 Die Conveying Corpse Of Cholera Victim From Lagos To Sokoto (Pictures) by ceaser: 12:16pm On Sep 06, 2021
These scavengers.

Some of them along with most Aboki okada riders and those Mallam that beg for alms on major city roads all serve as spies for the Fulanis who reside in the bushes. Many have been caught with sophisticated mobile phones, ATM cards while the scavengers have been caught breaking into people's houses where they steal items ranging from big gasoline generators, drainage covers, roofing sheets removed from houses under construction, even live goats, chickens and bags of rice. These things are all hidden inside that their big barrows and carts and covered up with bags.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 10:35am On Sep 06, 2021
TheBoy1740:
This item (Soundcore Boost) from PostNL supposedly landed 17 days ago and has not moved since. I don't even know what to think anymore grin. Any ideas?
barlou:
Same thing with the Q30 I ordered for since July 17. I'm tempted to open dispute already.

I reached out to the PO via email and response is they don't have record of my item with them. Tracked via 17track and discovered EDI wasn't sent to Nigeria.

What's the way forward like this?
Sorry guys. Your items may not get to you. Apparently I'm in this same shoes with an item that has reportedly "arrived at destination" since June. It didn't change to "failed delivery" as is usual with items tracking. Twice I have requested 30 days purchase protection from the seller because I don't even know if I'd win the dispute with that "Arrived destination" status. So two weeks ago, I sent my tracking number to the post woman that usually handles my orders to help follow this up. Till now I didn't get a headway feedback from her. So I decided to visit the post office myself 3 days ago.

I showed them the tracking number and the information about the logistics. They went thru their records for month of June and nothing of such was found. They eventually concluded that it didn't get to them and of course I couldn't argue that because the "failed delivery" status was absent.

Here is a screenshot of the tracking.

Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 9:58am On Sep 06, 2021
mikron:
just 8.30 am to 9.30am? u mean only for 1 hour
Sorry you misunderstood me. She said they open by 8:30am or 9am. I got there by 10:30am and they were still open. Though I didn't ask when they'll close, but I guess they'll be there till at least 2pm.

MontyNG:
Is there a way to identify items that will use speedaf before purchase?
I can't be so sure, but it appears items with Cainiao shipping option usually opt for Speedaf on the long run. Also I have noticed some "AliExpress Standard Shipping" option items also end up with speedaf. This seems to exclude items shipped from Hong Kong cos it seems Speedaf don't have presence in Hong Kong yet.

In fact, it seems most items to Nigeria are now moved to speedaf as awareness is increasing more of their efficiency.

I do something as a matter of duty when giving my reviews on items on AE. If speedaf was used, I particularly mention it and lay emphasis on the fast and quick delivery I experienced with them. That way I believe most sellers or AE will read it and be made aware of the choice Nigerians will like.
HealthRe: Hospitals’ Shutdown: Strike Threat Ridiculous - Ngige by ceaser: 7:38am On Sep 06, 2021
Ngige the clown.

I thought he said Nigerian doctors trained in the Ukraine and other European states are coming back to Nigeria. He should wait for 'em, biko.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 8:24pm On Sep 04, 2021
Gazzy88:
You mean the item left china on the 29th and arrived on the 30th? Was it shipped via space rocket?
That's speedaf for you. "SPEEDAF", Speed A s F uck

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