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FamilyRe: Mexican Mum Horrified, Spotting Ghostly Figure Pushing Daughter Down Slide(Pix) by ceaser: 1:09pm On Aug 24, 2021
Perhaps just an incident light and reflection from around that shines on the camera lens momentarily.

There is this guy on Facebook that has camera videos of apparitions and supposed paranormal events. The (host) Facebook guy has one funny monotonous sound to his voice when making the narrations and commentaries on the videos cheesy . While most can be explained by physics, a tiny few may likely be attributed to pranks played by the producer of the videos.

In fact it got to a point that I began to review video recordings of my CCTV in my free hours hoping to come across a "paranormal event" captured by any of the cameras. None yet.

By the way I do believe that there is a spiritual side to the physical and a bad side opposite of good.
RomanceRe: Ladies Who Rejected Marriage Proposal, What Was Your Reason? by ceaser: 1:02pm On Aug 24, 2021
CharisEleos:
They were not my spec tongue

He had keloids at the back of his head.
Keloids, though can be repulsive when florid, but they are not something unsurmountable. He should have found out more how to get them removed without recurrence. And sincerely I feel you could have helped him out with researching on how to remove that little minus.

I know of a guy who was dating a pretty lady but with bad dentition, and I mean very bad dentition as in the type that will shame Evi Edna Ogholi's. Her incicors were literarily jutting out, pushing her upper and lower lips forward.

What did the guy do? He simply went with her to see a dentist and paid for the treatment to have her put on braces. Just for a few months and now she can smile beautifully without worrying about people wincing. They are now with kids, beautiful kids.

Another one was so thin tongue and doesn't have a masculine voice. So i always felt I was talking to a girl or small boy.

This is nothing but the truth.[/quote]
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 11:14am On Aug 24, 2021
Please help me for here o. Na someone tell me say a vendor sent him this and that he maintained that the capacities are NOT FAKE but true capacities. He said he gave him links of sellers that had fake capacities to compare. He was even angry at me for disagreeing with the seller's claim of true capacities.

Na I'm í come dey look say these capacities claimed to be authentic are actually fake for a 12v Li-ion pack. Abeg make una help me look before I start to dey confuse myself.

PoliticsRe: Lawan: We Did Not Take $10 Million Bribe To Pass PIA by ceaser: 3:09am On Aug 24, 2021
Liar Liar. Pants on Fire.

You probably have undergone some tutelage under Lai Mohammed. Now you're getting good at it.
Car TalkRe: In 2040, You May Drive A Car That Looks Like This (Photos) by ceaser: 10:20pm On Aug 23, 2021
Will Smith already drove this type of car in I-robot since year 2014. It was even made by Audi. cheesy

On a more serious note, the transition to electric from ICE is what is responsible for the subtle changes in form factors of cars we are beginning to see now, in an example like Tesla. The use of batteries in ẹ-vehicles frees the trunk and the bonnet from being occupied and can therefore be made into any shape.

Over the coming years and with more widespread adoption of e-mobility, the shape of cars will evolve more from the traditional ovoid shape we have these days to assuming a more geoid or nearly circular shape.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 10:06pm On Aug 23, 2021
ojeysky:
Fresh milk plenty for north na is that not what is used for wara? Coca-Cola, beer crates should suffice
Fresh milk that is unpasteurised? Is that one fresh milk? cheesy Before person go and ingest Mycobacterium bovis.
HealthRe: Hospital Produces Wrong Corpse Of Nurudeen Alowonle For Burial by ceaser: 9:44pm On Aug 23, 2021
Taiwo explained that while this controversy was going on, a directive came from the Chief Pathologist of Lagos State, Prof John Obafunwa, to the mortuary that the body should not be released until an autopsy is conducted.
Good one from the Prof. I guess he is not happy with the police' attempt to cover up their crimes. In his mind he will be like "that autopsy wey una no wan make dem do, dem go do am".

Although I still have some reservations. I'm not sure it is the exclusive preserve of the doctor to make such declaration except a court of law. Because for all you care, the families can decide to go violent in order to have the body of their relative released to 'em. This actually hapoened in another hospital in the south west. The pathologist was beaten, then the families went back to the ward where their dead relative was initially managed in search for the doctor that certified him dead, then pummelled him join.

It was crazy.
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai - Only Way To Stop Banditry Is To Kill Them All by ceaser: 8:20pm On Aug 23, 2021
Speaking from both sides of his mouth.

Taqqiya it is, we know.

They said they have forgiven the death of human beings but want compensation for cattle. We said no problem, and we paid some.
huh

Indeed, the Fulanis value cows more than human lives. This is preposterous, to say the least.
PropertiesRe: Lady Shares Photos Of Dirty House Of A Benin 'Big Boy' She Visited by ceaser:
UDOKABESTLUV:
A I was supposed to stay for the whole of the weekend, but I cannot can, because everywhere looked so untidy.

I'll come back when the cleaning lady returns.

My mother dinor bring me to this world to be a cleaner to a bådly raïséd mån

I cum in peace
That place is truly a filth and a pigsty, to be honest.

Yet you chose to eat his food and use his subscription on Netflix.

So is it safe to assume she brought you into this world to be a leech on badly raised men.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Resident Doctors To Suspend Strike by ceaser:
alwayzonlyn:
Your line of argument is indeed very weak & funny, but I'll be patient with you.

And I'm still bewildered on why you decided to pick out only "health" in that line, leaving out "well being" & "ability".

Even at that, I'll still school you about what it means to be healthy by referring you to the WHO definition of health -

Health, according to the World Health Organization, is "a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being and not merely the absence of disease and infirmity."

A hungry Doctor who cannot take care of himself and/or his family (because his/her employer has refused to do the needful) is not physically, socially and mentally okay to take care of his patients.
In fact, such a Doctor is a danger to his patients at that point in time!
Look, e don do e don do. You've really schooled him and I hope going forward he will add this argument to his own library so that he will be able to argue for, and not against.

It's simple, sincerely. How will a worker not be paid his wages and he is expected to keep working all in the name of "saving lives"? From my experience, by the time someone starts quoting this "you have to save life first" phrase, it is usually aimed at CHEATING you and EXCUSING their own lack of responsibility in their contract to you.

Sunday2021:
just mention the hospital so that we can find out
He does not need to mention any hospital to satisfy an apparent lassitude. The Internet is there for anyone to verify. I as a person also vets his claim as credible.

If the testament from the two of us isn't enough to convince you, then please go on believing what you want to.
CrimeRe: Richard Gyamfi Arrested As 3 Human Heads Are Found In His Fridge (Graphic) by ceaser: 6:48pm On Aug 23, 2021
I only saw something like this in this Idi Amin's movie: The rise and fall of Idi Àmín. Even then, it was believed that that scene did not occur in real life and it was only included in the movie to further destroy the guy's reputation as a cannibal.

But seeing this happening in reality, and in an African country, damn!!!

By the way, I hope someone will make a movie about Buhari by the time he vacates that position. I'll be willing to be part of the scriptwriting team pro bono.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 6:46pm On Aug 23, 2021
Namzy:
It's a milk crate
Oh. I see cheesy

You know for 9ja, fresh milk is a rarity. So when you hear crate, what comes to mind first is beer or soft drink.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 6:43pm On Aug 23, 2021
Adefowowe89:
Hello, please any update on your order? Have you collected it now? If nope did you open and disputes and where you refunded?
No update from NIPOST. I'm not optimistic that opening dispute will be in my favour because the tracking clearly showed "arrived destination". And AliExpress may rule against me based on that. So what I simply did was to request for 30 days extension (which the seller approved) while I use that extra time to weigh my options part of which is opening dispute in case the package can't be located. Then I hope I get a favourable ruling.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 11:23am On Aug 23, 2021
mctfopt:
I need it to be portable and also rugged. The total weight of the contents is around 14kg. Does yours come with a handle so it can easily moved around?
Came across this David Poz' link. He used beer crate. I think coca cola crate can fit into your application too with maybe a few modifications.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5HWCpJE1lo
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 8:16am On Aug 23, 2021
Lixusheng:
There is one speedaf guy named James in warri. He lies to people that he is from post office and collect #300 from them. The day he tried it with me.. Na nor vex bros end am. I told him where dier office was located and that if he doesnt stop he might lose his job. Nigerians wicked
Ha! If there is any way you can report that guy, please do. He is nothing but a destroyer.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 8:04am On Aug 23, 2021
dollarnaira:
Go online u will see Lead acids on fire. I have client who installed his lead acids in a generator house for fear of "in case of in cacity". Is like avoiding to drive a car just bc a neighbour's car had an accident. grin
In fact I intended to mention that of lead acid catching fires too earlier on but it skipped my mind. So catching fires is not the exclusivity of lithium chemistries. However my short stint with that 18650 fire made me know that it's not in the leagues of LA fires. It is potentially incendiary and putting out the fire may be the hardest (I think it is a class III - class three- fire which typically defies water and even the common fire extinguishers). That of lead acid isn't so common but not desirable nonetheless and the fact that it is related to the hydrogen gas produced from the vent brings some relief. I hammer it into the ears of clients, most of which are basically naive, that no naked flames near the batteries.

Even one was hell bent on having her tubular installed inside the cramped passage of her house. Being my street neighbour, I know some of her negligent attitudes so I explained why I am seriously uncomfortable with her suggestion leaving out that part about my observation. That I did pro bono installation for her doesn't mean she won't be breathing down my neck for setting her own house on fire. Of course I prevailed upon her to use LFP and still had it installed in her verandah with adequate ventilation.

What gives me some rest of mind regarding 18650 is its use in many commercially available battery packs like MTN lumous and BB jump thingy. And there has been no accidents with such widespread deployment. So once you do the connections right, the ills are avoided. If I have to use 18650s, the BMS must have temperature probes and use of resistor fuses is sacrosanct. In one instance like that I accidentally shorted a bank while connecting the wires, all those resistor fuses to that side burnt. Such relief.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 5:10am On Aug 23, 2021
genius43:
This have been answered severally, you don't have that power.
But I think the seller "has the power" in instances of paying for expedited shipping as the choice of shipping. If a buyer pays for DHL, EMS or FedEx and the seller changes shipping to China Post, Singapore Post and the likes, the buyer risks being penalised by AE. Some sellers try to use this to play a fast one on the buyer. They now get to keep the hundreds of dollars paid for expedited shipping.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 5:05am On Aug 23, 2021
Lixusheng:
Speedaf is only for items Shipped from china...

Hong kong shippers use Postnl...

I love d speedaf cos all my small items now comes very fast
That they serve different countries does not matter. The point speedaf has been able to proof is that dedication can make things work and not necessarily create bottlenecks and avenues for extortion as is the rule in Nigeria.

It also proves that the government has not tried its best in remunerations to the workers and not just that it has also shirk its responsibilities in metting out punishments for erring workers in order to create deterrents.

Although as it now is with some DHL, FedEx and co guys doing bambiala when they deliver packages to you, speedaf may soon be messed up by the bad eggs. Jumia and Konga started professionally, but now you have workers in some of their collection centres expecting you to drop something when you come to collect items.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 4:42am On Aug 23, 2021
chris81964:
We had two Pylontech batteries catch on fire. And we still can tell why. Massive cell level failure
Waoh. What could have been responsible? Cos even DIY LFPs on this forum haven't reported fire incidents. I had a little 18650 fire incidence a fairly long time ago from my negligence though but it was a small pack (4s16p). But peeps here with more massive 18650 packs have gone by without fire problems.

Pylontech isn't Li-ion, is it? We're the two units in one installation site or different sites? I think you really need to conclude investigations on this incident to have proper closure and know what and what not to avoid in its use. Cos even less professional level packs in huge banks have apparently been doing fine. I have not even heard any such incidences with Felicity. But Pylontech? Mhen!

@ Oga nìyí ìs pylontech user for a number of installations. What d'you think may have happened?
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 1:27pm On Aug 22, 2021
OkoroPeugeot:
How much can I get 150w panels
There are a number of vendors on this thread that will provide you with various prices and different products. You can then decide on the products and prices of your choice via a vis your pocket.

Not sure, but I think 150 Watts is around 28k apiece. You can go for 170 Watts or 180 Watts since it appears the cost is the same.
TravelRe: South African Man Wakes Up To Find A Lion In His Yard by ceaser: 1:20pm On Aug 22, 2021
FaithfuII18:
why do you always make insane comments?
Why does the devil always seem to do everything that is against good? It's his nature.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 12:37pm On Aug 22, 2021
NiyiOmoIyunade:
When Lithium is done right you literally have zero fear. When a Lithium customer calls you, you know it is for a battery or inverter or solar upgrade if na lead acid, your heart starts to beat fast when you see your customer calls within year one grin grin grin
I can identify. Even for me that did a number of installs pro bono, that fear of calls no be here. One can suddenly develop throbbing headaches at that instant. And you gats go, if you have a reputation to protect. Good that lithium came to the rescue.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 12:26pm On Aug 22, 2021
omotoda:
I have solar. 4 units of Felicity 260 watts panel hooked with 60amp PowMr CC
Fire on then. Keep your luminous inverter and acquire your lithium. 4pcs 260 Watts panel is a very good start.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser:
mctfopt:
I'm looking to buy this ABS toolbox empty case for my power wall lithium DIY...anyone know where I can get one locally in Nigeria with the following internal dimension 305mm* 280mm*178mm?
Are you planning on LFPs or 18650s? If it's 18650s power wall, you may use something that is more widely and easily available locally - the adaptable boxes - and the biggest size will allow about 14s, 12p of 18650 cells in the minimum. For handles, inexpensive handles like those type used on power stabilzers are available for purchase on AE and quite easy to fix.

These ones are 48v 30 ah each, to be stacked in about 10 units one on the other.

The packs per box are pieced together in 2 units of 7s12p per box meaning it can be adapted to 24v by a few reconnection and replacing the BMS with a 24v.

Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser:
Penuelseun:
You can get one from @ojesky or @valto. I diy mine from a desktop computer power pack. Gives me around 20a at 12.7v, perfect for my 18650s
How did you DIY that? Did you have to use a potentiometer?

ojeysky:
I doubt it will be more affordable than it already is especially if quality is important to you. Naija will govt may even start introducing policies that will make renewable energy more expensive
@Bolded. Right there, it may be the next thing on their mind once many Nigerians begin to jump on the solar bandwagon. Their aim is to tax citizens to the bone without commensurate provision of social amenities and social services.

I read few days ago that FIRS is advocating for the introduction of road tax, whatever that is, and why it needs to be added to the already multiple taxes paid by the average citizen.

Electric mobility in Nigeria may just develop faster than anyone will imagine, akin to the way GSM in Nigeria took subsaharan Africa by storm within very short period. By then, the government, if it is not replaced by a forward thinking and productive one, will see it as the next goldmine for their tax-reliant government.

Serious governments like the UK and Germany encourage and fund their citizens with interest free loans in other for them to go green. The interest free loans are provided for acquiring and installing solar materials. In some instances, tax rebates are given to people that have gone green. People that choose to buy Teslas and other e-vehicles usually have tax rebates too.

What is so difficult for government to implement in tax rebates? Even if it is just to let go a few hundreds of naira monthly in order to encourage citizens. If they can do it for Dangote, even though we know it's about cronyism, but at least they should have tiny dignity to do same at far lower amounts for citizens.
PoliticsRe: Gloria Okolie Is A Member Of IPOB/ESN, A Spy Girl - Police Speak On Arrest by ceaser: 10:55am On Aug 22, 2021
Oh Lord, speed up this despot's exit by some divine mechanism so that this lopsided fight and injustices will come to an abrupt end.

Can you imagine so much dedication employed in investigating this? Yet we had a Fulani guy caught with 53 AK47 magazines just yesterday on his way to Jos. And he wasn't even primarily caught by the security operatives who would have preferred not to subject him to any hardship because he is Fulani. He was caught by providence when his okada was hit by a Toyota corolla and people there ran to to rescue him and give him a hand before they discovered the cache of ammunitions he was ferrying. He even confessed that five of his accomplices have already made successful deliveries of similar consignments to plateau, apparently to be used in reprisal attacks on Plateau indigenes.

TravelRe: South African Man Wakes Up To Find A Lion In His Yard by ceaser:
That animal should consider itself lucky it wasn't in Nigeria. By now what we would read on front page will be "See the lion I killed in my backyard today" and then followed by pictures of the skinning, roasting, and frying inside the pot.

And no, don't tell me it can't be killed. It is broad daylight with good visibility and the animal was standing at a very vantage point for anyone with a gun to take a clean shot at it. The guy inside will just phone his guys in the street, they will rally, ambush the lion from behind and take it down.

This is the nonsense that also happens in Australia. In Australia, you're more likely to be killed by the hoofs of an attacking kangaroo than you being hit by a moving car.

The mumu man is even calling the lion "beautiful". I guess he is yet to see the movie "the lion and the darkness". By the time it has its dentition sunk deep in your neck and wrapped around, poised to pull out the jugular, it will become a beautiful horror.

VickyRotex:
The first 10 seconds is funny. The look on the Lion's face cheesy cheesy

Da omingbona lu jare. grin
And piss it off. It will take more than chicken net/Boko Haram net to hold it back by then.

HardMirror:
I am Yours, I am Yours! kiss #CastingCrown.
my fav Gospel band.
Amongst others, Newsboys' "In the hands of God" also does it for me.
PoliticsRe: Gumi Blasts Politicians Who Attended Yusuf Buhari's Wedding With Hired Jets by ceaser:
Well, I cannot but agree with Gumi on this. Except of course if he was using taqqiya which is not frowned at so long as it is used against the infidels other innocent non-moslems. But nonetheless what he spoke was truth.

And what were the idiots Boko Haram and bandits looking at? They are only adept at downing jets piloted by officers on their regular patrol. But will shut their eyes to jets used by the oppressive political class that brought the poverty on them in the first place. I can tell you that if they decided to have a field day downing jets that yesterday, they would have helped in solving three-quarters of Nigeria problems and Nigerians will have woken up from their sleep this morning smiling. But no, the idiots stood aloof watching all those private jets flying freely over their enclaves in the forests. Tomorrow now, they will be doing nonsense "shakara", demanding 100 million naira ransom from citizens who can barely afford 100 naira.

What better time to endear yourselves to a sizeable number of Nigerians if not that day of the wedding.

What am I saying sef? These elites are actually the sponsors of Boko Haram and bandits. So it's unlikely the boys will attack their employers.

Useless bunch.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 9:00am On Aug 22, 2021
Penuelseun:
My inverter is high frequency{ceepro}. What surprised me is a 600w inverter powering a double door fridge, whose surge gets to around 900w
That ceepro seems to have a nice reputation. A high frequency inverter can spot up to one half to twice its continouos rating as surge capacity depending on the quality the manufacturers put in it, not mandatorily twice. It's just our Chinese manufacturers that decide to stick with two times surge capacity and that is almost sticking as the standard in the minds of many.

Very premium high frequency brands of inverter will likely spot more than twice surge capacity.

edryz:
Like how much can one gets a lithium external charger
These abound on AliExpress. Just search the market place on AE by typing your query in the search box.

@ Ojeysky once had for sale an adjustable lithium charger with flexibility of using it with diverse cell configurations.

You can ask him if he still has in stock.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 8:39am On Aug 22, 2021
Ifeanyi4491:
but the ng tracking number is showing anything on speedaf
That is their logo right there, although the actual colour is not blue but red, àbí shey na orange dem dey call that colour.

Also their tracking starts with NG, as you observed. Their tracking is not yet entered in the mainstream tracking databases like track24 or 17track. I have tried to update these providers with information on the existence of "speedaf" with possibly I clouding it in their database. You can do that thru the track24 app.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser:
Mofetemi:
Meaning of this pls
You have reached monthly 100usd cumulative limit spending on your debit card as allowed by your bank (most banks nowadays because of dollar crunch, they say) . You have to wait till the beginning of a new month to have access to another 100usd.

Note that the "counting" does not take into cognizance failed transactions due to either entering in a wrong CVV2, debit card expiry date, cancelled orders after payment or failed payments due to internet network glitch. Once you type in the amount and click on "pay", it is already recorded that you have used that amount out of your monthly cumulative.

So even if you type in 98usd and click on "pay" tab and by a bad stroke of luck, the internet network goes bad that moment, thereby affecting the verification/confirmation of your payment by AE, that 98usd is already counted against you and you have only 2usd left for the month. Even if your bank is so efficient and instantly executes a reversal of your funds (instant reversal is very rare) back due to failed transaction, that amount is already counted as used.

Ifeanyi4491:
Do this mean that the item has arrived Nigeria
Yep. Maybe at the port of entry but definitely in Nigeria. And going by that logo, your logistics is "Speedaf" and of course that explains the fast transit. Dispatched on the 14th and already in the country by 21st, implying that it got to Nigeria within 7 days after the seller shipped. So you should expect to get your item soon.

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