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PoliticsRe: Tolu Ogunlesi Suffers To Defend Buhari’s Twitter Ban on CNN by ceaser: 10:41am On Oct 07, 2021
Wàhálà be like wetin again?

Like vulture griller trying so hard to defend a chronically unrepentant and perpetually clueless and evil darling daddy.
CrimeRe: DSS Operative, Prince Ezemuonye Ozuzu, Shot Dead In Imo State (Photo) by ceaser:
Ghen ghen!

Stage don set. Police don take. Even soldier sef don take. Now ńa DSS turn to take their own. As they have now been demystified due to their recent acts of breaking laws all over the southern Nigeria ranging from their invasion of Igboho'S House, to the kidnap of Kanu, to the disruption of Saudi Arabia recuritment exercise of Nigerian doctors, to their intimidation (on the behest of unical CMD) of protesting medical House officers in unical who have not been paid salaries for 11 straight months of working.

The DSS is now a common and valueless group like the Nigerian Police. Even the FRSC still get respect pass the DSS right now.

Though it's rather annoying that he is Igbo. No sense in targeting igbos when you have Fulani marauders and herdsmen that are the main enemies prowling on your lands. The FG post non Fulanis and southerners to the war torn North East to fight boko Haram, starve them of adequate ammunition and air force back up such that many end up being killed in the line of duty. Yet those of yours that coen to the South East are also getting wasted. The chicken should not be feasting on each other's flesh and guts, abeg.

JoeEeL:
FOR UNA WEY NO SABI, THERE ARE 2 VERSIONS OF UGM O. THE ONES WEY DEY FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE, AND THE ONES WEY GOVERNMENT INTRODUCE TO SOIL IPOB IMAGE.
Maybe sha.

At least Abacha used the same modus operandi during the day's of NADECO in order to paint the group as the real trouble makers and the security risks. Thank God that Obasanjo made Captain Rogers, colonel Mustapha to spill out everything such that Nigerians finally know the truth amd the face behind the killings.

For sake of history, this same Buhari that is now the president was a close ally of Abacha and served under latter as the PTF minister.
CrimeRe: Two Die In Edo Over Money Ritual Practice by ceaser: 4:06pm On Oct 06, 2021
Honestly. We need video evidence to fully make this news credible.
Foreign AffairsRe: LA County Deputy Sheriff Fired For Having Sex While On Duty (Graphic Audio) by ceaser:
Biko. What's graphic in a s3x video? Àbí ńa BDSM? cheesy

Well, I just checked and there ain't nothing graphic about this. Just the picture of a squad car with the recorded sound of the romp superimposed on it.
Anyway sha. Kongi na bastard.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore To Support Southerners Base On Open-Grazing, VAT by ceaser: 9:15am On Oct 06, 2021
The south don't need their support.

They should go to blazes with their support. Whether they like it or not, open grazing law and VAT is non-negotiable.

After all they too like saying that word "non-negotiable".
HealthRe: NAFDAC Warns Against Smuggled Frozen Chicken, Says ‘They Contain Formalin’ by ceaser: 12:47pm On Oct 05, 2021
Limassol:
Any reference(s) to support your claims?
The Royal family consume their meals from items grown in their garden. It stands to reason to assume that that practice contributes partly, if not entirely, to their impressive health and longevity.

AlhajiBitcoin:
You are complaining of formalin.

What of the frozen chicken sold by ShopRite, Nigeria's largest retail chain ? Probably, these people don't patronize Nigerian poultry farmers.

Abi una no dey perceive formalin there ?

Even the ones they have fried for sale is tasteless.
One of the mandates they were given is to patronise local farmers for produce that can be sourced locally, poultry included.

But of course they may have breached protocol as standard practice in cahoots with the corrupt monitoring and SON officials such that the very formalin ladened ones are brought in.
HealthRe: NAFDAC Warns Against Smuggled Frozen Chicken, Says ‘They Contain Formalin’ by ceaser: 12:45pm On Oct 05, 2021
sidonlook:
1. How do we know smuggled poultry products ?
2. How do we differentiate between the imported and the locally produced poultry product since they are all packaged and refrigerated.

NAFDAC pls wake up and work like the days of late Dr. Dora Akuyuli .
There is this poultry farmer that lives in the neighbouring town; has a fairly large poultry farm. I get my own supplies from him, already in frozen bags of course. In instances when I'm nearby, I simply barge in and have couple of live birds prepared, processed and bagged, then I take 'em home to be frozen.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 12:30pm On Oct 05, 2021
Gazzy88:
I picked one of my 'speedaf-nipost' items, which had been held for over two weeks, today at the post office. let's be optimistic
Okay. An optimistic post from someone in the same shoes.

Unluckrees:
Same here, I got a text from Nipost this morning about my SPEEDAF-NIPOST item.
Great. And another.


While I already have an item stuck in "Speedaf-Nipost for three weeks now, I have another still in transition which is already showing signs that it will also go thru the "Speedaf-Nipost" fire. Once I survive these two cases unscathed, I'll never again put a remote address with the hope of speedaf doing door delivery.

Four orders that I've placed after those two were given delivery addresses of location where speedaf's office is situated.

The items have not been shipped yet, but lets see how that strategy works out.

A quick question @ Gazzy88 and @ Unluckrees: were the addresses of remote areas, or per chance they are locations that do not have speedaf office located there?
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 12:22pm On Oct 05, 2021
Daniel2802:
Be like my item go soon reach me.
Of course. Yours didn't go thru the "Speedaf-Nipost" bottleneck. Unlike the one below.

PhonesRe: Which Other Chat App Can Conveniently Replace Whatsapp by ceaser: 10:39am On Oct 05, 2021
"Cow wee wee" app. That nonsense app developed by the Fulani Garba Shehu.
PoliticsRe: Lamido Sanusi Visits Vice President Yemi Osinbajo by ceaser: 5:17am On Oct 05, 2021
ActuaRise696969:
Those two will make the pair that Nigeria needs to stop the theft and idiocy going on in the ruling political economic dimensions.
Abegi!

The same way we put so much faith in the "combo" of a general (to fight Boko Haram) and a professor and pastor (for economy), but today the pastor no get mouth to talk as Mallams (Pantami, Malami and Co) have all taken over the economy and the general is clearly confused as to how to handle insecurity.

See eh, I voted for Buhari in 2015 but since 2016 I have gotten disappointed and right now me I'm tired of these rigmarole and going around in circles.
PoliticsRe: Lamido Sanusi Visits Vice President Yemi Osinbajo by ceaser: 5:09am On Oct 05, 2021
Is this some form of rẹ-aligning ahead of 2023?

I ask because if you ask me, na who I go ask?

And please I'm still confused and will love someone to educate me on this: he was dethroned as an Emir. Why is he still be regarded to as one and why does he still wear the toga of an Emir?

Àbí did I miss the news where he has been re-instated?

ActuaRise696969:
Those two will make the pair that Nigeria needs to stop the theft and idiocy going on in the ruling political economic dimensions.
Abegi!

The same way we put so much faith in the "combo" of a general (to fight Boko Haram) and a professor and pastor (for economy), but today the pastor no get mouth to talk as Mallams (Pantami, Malami and Co) have all taken over the economy and the general is clearly confused as to how to handle insecurity.

See eh, I voted for Buhari in 2015 but since 2016 I have gotten disappointed and right now me I'm tired of these rigmarole and going around in circles.
HealthRe: NAFDAC Warns Against Smuggled Frozen Chicken, Says ‘They Contain Formalin’ by ceaser:
I've already switched to frozen local bred chicken since a long time ago.

Lanretoye:
The one wey no get formalin,where e dey?...if we go check him freezed,na siezed one full am.is it not better to eat chicken with formalin than to eat grass?.formalin koor,melanin ni.
It seems you don't know the danger inherent in consumption of formalin. It is a verified carcinogen. I strongly wish I could undo the past imported frozen chickens that I've consumed.

Ever wondered why the Queen of England and a few of the Royal family seem to live so long? The mornach has a royal garden where fresh edibles and vegetables (without the use of fertilisers or GM foods) are cultivated and it is policy to make sure the queen consumes her foods from these freshly cultivated items.

Switch to locally bred chicken that are either fresh or frozen. There are suppliers around.
PhonesRe: Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram Now Back Online by ceaser: 4:49am On Oct 05, 2021
While they were down, me I just went on Netflix to watch the movies I've downloaded long time ago. Make WhatsApp and facebook dey sort themselves out. No yèyẹ́ social media app can hold my life and enjoyment to ransom.

I'm not even on twitter or Instagram sef.

And yes, while they were down, I decided to finish my registration with Telegram. So officially I'm now registered on telegram.
PoliticsRe: South South Governors Agree To Join Supreme Court Suit on VAT by ceaser: 6:54pm On Oct 04, 2021
BRACED - I love this.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Fixes Marital Age For Girls At 12 Years In Niger State by ceaser: 4:56pm On Oct 04, 2021
Serious issue here folks. This is Taliban 2.0.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 4:49pm On Oct 04, 2021
Speedaf is efficient no doubt. But this their unholy alliance with NIPOST is really drawing 'em down. And if they don't divorce from the union soon, it'll be premium tears for' em.

I sent an item interstate (from Ondo to Kano). They promised 5 working days but Friday (October 1st) was already out of it since I sent it on Thursday (30th). The haulage is based on the weight but because they couldn't immediately confirm the amount for a 15kg item (due to network issues) they said I should drop the item as I would be called on the charges when the item gets to Lagos. I was later called, issued the tracking number and told the amount (6,500) which I will be paying into an account number sent to me.

I logged in to check how far it has gone and was surprised that the recipient has even revived the item today 4th.

I dropped it for shipment on 30th of September. I paid for shipment on 2nd of October and it was shipped on same day. It was delivered to the recipient on 4th, meaning transit was 2 freaking days.

CelebritiesRe: Why I Left Nigeria For Ghana – Hanks Anuku by ceaser: 11:26am On Oct 04, 2021
“I discovered Ghana to be more organized. I don't have time to pass judgment on anyone, but the electricity in that country is reliable, and I enjoyed it there. It was very simple to work and progress there. He stated, "That is the truth."
You no lie jàre Bro. I seriously agree with you on this.

Well, except that one other reason may be that you needed to move away from prying eyes on your suspected addiction to heroine and cocaine which was already telling on your health.
Foreign AffairsRe: Lars Vilks Dies In Car Accident (Pictures) by ceaser: 11:19am On Oct 04, 2021
Blyzz:
see them below
But the cartoon is a good representation of the truths everyone knows, isn't it?

There is nothing false in all that is depected there.
Foreign AffairsRe: Lars Vilks Dies In Car Accident (Pictures) by ceaser: 10:22am On Oct 04, 2021
This is clearly a homicide - a suicide murder.

The driver may have been a member of an Islamic sleeper cell who volunteered to carry out the suicide once the guy is in the squad car.

They should therefore carry out deep background check on either or both of the officers.

It could also be that the car was sabotaged to lose control and also had a bomb installed to detonate on collision.

It will even have been good if there is a squad car camera that sends real time (not recorded video) back to a secure server. That would have served as a form of black box to further help in the investigation.
PoliticsRe: Adamawa, Kaduna, Plateau Move To Join FIRS In VAT Collection Tussle Suit by ceaser: 6:54am On Oct 04, 2021
Adamawa, Kaduna.

Not surprised. The thieves from the North that want the fraudulent status quo to continue. The suprise will be if they choose to do the right thing of quashing the imbalance and deceptive status quo and forge an egalitarian arrangement forward.

Lazy heads that are ready to do "North-ing" but quickly run to the table where proceeds from the hardworking people are being shared.

When is Kano, the Taliban Hisbah state, going to join FIRS (Fulani Internal Revenue Service) in the suit?
BusinessRe: Globacom Signs Deal With Eutelsat Of France For Satellite Deployment by ceaser: 6:24am On Oct 04, 2021
Decentdave:
I Hope this will improve their Network sha undecided.I just lost 10gig last month to poor network although I successfully used 50mb embarassed
Clown cheesy
You "successfully" used 50mb out of 10 gig àbí you successfully lost 95000mb?
BusinessRe: Globacom Signs Deal With Eutelsat Of France For Satellite Deployment by ceaser: 6:13am On Oct 04, 2021
Always signing deals that they won't maximize.

What about the underwater Glo fiberoptic cables that was supposed to revolutionise data and voice in Nigeria telecommunication and humble supposed giants like MTN? Till today, MTN is still taking Globacom for a ride in service delivery.

Decentdave:
I Hope this will improve their Network sha undecided.I just lost 10gig last month to poor network although I successfully used 50mb embarassed
Clown cheesy cheesy
You "successfully" used 50mb out of 10 gig àbí you successfully lost 95000mb out of 10gig? Which one pain pass?
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Police Officer Frees Female Prisoner After 4 Rounds Of S3x by ceaser(op): 6:03am On Oct 03, 2021
houseontherock:
Is that a picture of the man or the woman?
The woman na. cheesy

You sef dey wonder if she fine. Ńa b00bs and the highway down there be the policemen problem o, not fine face.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Attend Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed's Inauguration by ceaser: 6:30pm On Oct 02, 2021
Criminals-in-arms.

Why won't he grace the occasion?
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 5:57pm On Oct 02, 2021
viaco:
That's just the problem. I'm thinking of going to their office on Monday but I'm guessing that if the package is really still at customs, they probably won't have any idea what's going on with it. My last hope now would probably be to wait another 3 weeks from now to ask for a refund if this whole thing isn't resolved by then.
Have you really gotten items bought successfully on banggood without any hassles? Is this negative issue a one of occurrence with your experience on banggood?
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 9:33am On Oct 02, 2021
viaco:
There's no indication on my tracking that NIPOST is involved, it just appears that the package is being held by customs for about 3 weeks. I contacted Speedaf and they told me the item isn't at their office and they have no idea what's going on with it.
This is almost three weeks ago, Haba!

I think you should not let speedaf rest. They should avail you a plausible explanation for this and give you assurances that your item will arrive.

Although, it being a mobile phone, coupled with the fact that there are many thieves on the prowl at every stage of logistics in Nigeria, Hmmm.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 9:28am On Oct 02, 2021
NiyiOmoIyunade:
Does this have any data communications ability please?

Can it speak serial/RS232/RS485/CAN?
Sorry Oga nìyí. It's far from having that capability. It's quite good as an MPPT though even for such cheap price. Quite an inexpensive true and effective device.

But no serial communication capability. Even the greater rival "MakeSkyBlue" which has some Bluetooth WiFi communication capability does not talk serial. The wireless function is only limited to monitoring on your phone using a pre-installed app.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser: 8:58am On Oct 02, 2021
viaco:
Thank you for your response, my package falls under the regular shipping category since I put my tracking number on Speedaf's website and it brought out the tracking information. I suppose we all need to wait for whenever NIPOST ends their strike to know the next update.
Since speedaf handles your item, I don't expect it to be so delayed. Speedaf isn't on strike as I was at their office on Thursday to send an item, but NIPOST is. Except of course if your tracking shows "handled by Speedaf-Nipost" as part of the status in which case the Nipost part is responsible for the delay.

viaco:
Although concerning the stamp duty, I heard from this thread that the fee is supposed to be a percentage of the cost of the item, I wonder if there's a way to find out the exact percentage, though I don't think it would help much if they plan to overinflate the price since they hold custody of the package and won't release it until their price is paid.
Not so sure though but I think it is around 6.5% of the "quoted" price. Emphasis on "quoted" because some sellers in order to either help your item to be overlooked by customs or to at least have as small duty as possible paid on it will offer to reduce the price they put on the label. If it falls below the 65k range, customs may overlook it. But in instances where the item is one they (customs) are very familiar with as it is with phones and most mobile gadgets, they will ignore the quoted price and use an estimate price to bill you for the duty. In instances where the seller's quoted price is the true value of the item and you feel overcharged by customs, you can fine/request for a review, showing evidences of the true value (maybe from your order page in your AE profile) to back up your request. Although someone once said here that EMS does not have patience to help buyers file for the reviews from customs. Once they slam you with the price from customs like this, dem own ńa one way street.

On two different occasions of my items handled by UPS, sellers have offered to reduce the price quoted on the parcel in order to quash possibility of being charged duty. I wasn't so comfortable indulging such but what I agreed with was more logical, and I believe non-fraudulent - it was that the seller removes the shipping price and quote the exact cost of the item as stated in his store. For instance an item of total price (plus shipping) may go for 100k. The price of the item proper may be 45k with expedited shipping grossing the balance of 55k. So I just ask the seller to put the 45k exact price or maybe around 50k.

It has worked for me in both cases.

viaco:
Since Speedaf is supposed to do door delivery, I was hoping this whole customs duty thing and the involvement of NIPOST would be avoided altogether, but it seems not to be the case.
I've not had personal experience with speedaf handling an item that requires custom duty, so I therefore can say categorically that this is how it will go. However I can hazard a guess that they will get the item down to the final destination and then ask you to pay the duty upon delivery. They may then forward amount to customs later.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ceaser:
viaco:
Hello, I have a package that has been showing customs clearing in progress for close to 3 weeks, and it's a phone, and it seems other users here have a similar customs issue, do you think it has anything to do with payment of custom duties? If so, how exactly are we supposed to be contacted to pay the fees?
To be honest, I don't know what to say of these recent issues of "withheld by customs" status that last for weeks even with supposedly small and inconsequential parcels/items. One of my item that is just a smart plug was on "withheld by customs" status for over one week before it was eventually released and terminated in "failed delivery" about 5 days ago. I'm yet to be called by the post office probably because of the strike.

But if I should ask one question. What is the means of shipping of the phone, expedited shipping (DHL, UPS, etc) or the regular shipping (AESS, Singapore, Speedaf etc)?

If it is the former, from my experience you'll likely be contacted by the shipping company to be informed of any pending duty from customs and upon payment of the amount, the shipping of the item will be completed and get delivered to you. For the latter group however, I think it is NIPOST that will inform you at the point of arrival/termination/collection of the item. That is, the item will have arrived at your local NIPOST office and possibly even tagged "delivery failure" (meaning it has arrived) and when you go for collection, you will be informed of the duty on the item. Until you pay the amount, usually at the NIPOST office which makes it vulnerable to fraud of overinflation of the price since they won't show you the invoice from customs, the item will not be released.

But as per the tracking information being stuck at that point for 3 weeks, I want to assume that it is due to the strike by NIPOST (I also got to know of the strike on this thread). It is possible that customs has finished processing your item, but the next update of tracking status, which would be done by NIPOST upon continuation of transit after customs, has not been done because of the strike. This assumption may be further strengthened by the fact that yours isn't an isolated case as you mentioned earlier, but it also affects some other people too.

That being said, the fact that the status showed that your item, which is a phone, was processed by customs is a sure bet that you will pay duty on it. The amount is what you can't tell yet.
CrimeGhanaian Police Officer Frees Female Prisoner After 4 Rounds Of S3x by ceaser(op): 4:46am On Oct 02, 2021
Female prisoner reveals police officer allowed her escape after giving him four rounds.

A female Ghanaian prisoner who escaped from a police cell in Nkafoa, Central Region, has narrated how a police officer helped her after giving him four rounds of sex.

27-year-old Theresa Forson confessed after her rearrest. She had earlier been convicted in a theft case and was in police custody at Nkanfoa Police Station awaiting sentencing.

According to her, 36-year-old Lance Corporal Isaac Apomah released her after she gave in to his demand for sex.

Assistant Superintendent of Police (ASP) Daniel Mensah, while presenting a case against Apomah who made his first appearance before a court on Monday September 27, disclosed that the policeman was the station officer at the Nkanfoa Police Station on September 25, 2021.

He said around midnight, L/Cpl Apomah brought four sachets of ‘Abe Nsuo’ also called “One Show”, to the station and gave the plaintiff, who was at the time, a prisoner on remand at the station, two sachets to drink which she drank.

Around 3am, L/Cpl Apomah while having a conversation with Miss Forson, told her that the detective handling her case was troublesome and that he could let her go scot-free if she would allow him sleep with her.

Miss Forson reportedly agreed to the deal and had sexual intercourse with L/Cpl Apomah, after which he opened up the cells for her to have her bath.

ASP Mensah said; “Apomah then gathered Ms Forson’s items, which were being kept in police custody, including a mobile phone, and put them at the entrance of the police station and signaled her to run away.”


Upon reaching her family house, Forson went to her father-in-law and narrated what transpired. He then took her back to Bakaano Police Station where the incident was reported.

Theresa was rearrested and handed over to the Kotokuraba Police for investigations. Apomahwas charged with rape and aiding the escape of a convict.

He is to appear before the court on October 12, 2021.
https://www.correctng.com/female-prisoner-reveals-police-officer-allowed-her-escape-after-giving-him-four-rounds/

CrimeGoma, The Arrested Bandit Leader, Reveals The Names Of His Fellow Bandits by ceaser(op): 11:51am On Oct 01, 2021
Goma Sama'ila, the feared bandit terrorist commander and livestock rustler who was apprehended by the Nigerian military last week, has divulged the names of several other bandits.
The terrorist who was caught on Friday in Kaduna State pledged never to return to kidnapping and cattle rustling.

Sama'ila, who had been in practice for almost 20 years, admitted to abducting a large number of persons with the help of his gang.

The bandit leader also mentioned the names of his gang members as well as the people who had been killed by them.

“My name is Alhaji Goma Sama'ila,” he said. I am a 47-year-old woman. I've been a kidnapping suspect.”

“The first person is Abdul, whose family paid a ransom of two hundred thousand naira (N200, 000), Alhaji Umaru gave us five hundred thousand naira (N500, 000), another person is Alhaji Birau, whose family paid a total sum of three million naira (N3 million), and the third person is Alhaji Ibrahim, who also paid seven hundred thousand naira (N700, 000),” Sama'ila said while (N700, 000).

“All of us are from the north, and we've been pursuing cows. Lawal isah, Awalu, Bature Goma, Gamji, Sule, and others operate along this Ragachucku axis. They kidnapped someone and were paid ten million nairas; they also murdered a woman, according to the information we received.

“Yusuf, Sule, Gomi, Nasiru, Tukur, Banki, and Magaji are among the members of my group who work on the Ragachucku axis. Then there's Musa, Kadi, Oria, Ibrahim, Bala, Rebo, Gaia, Malan, Usama, Babangida, Abubakar, and Sule, to name a few in the Kirama axis. He then joined Babangida, Suleiman, and Sule and left us.”

“I promise this will be the first and only time, and I promise never to touch anything belonging to anyone ever again,” he continued, appealing for forgiveness. I'm begging for pity and forgiveness, and I swear I'll never do something like this again,” he stated.

“Anyone who stands for truth is always with God,” he added when military officers asked whether he would guide them to where other bandits are.

https://www.reubenabati.com.ng/index.php/component/k2/item/36378-full-list-goma-the-arrested-bandit-leader-reveals-the-names-of-his-fellow-bandits-and-victims/post

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